see also http://www.eaglesnestbbs.org/reverse-enquotes.txt %% marcie: happy new year you weirdos Cyrano: weird is as weird does. marcie: yes :) Cyrano: I'm living under a curse saundo: happy new year, queen weirdo marcie: aw, you remembered, zaundo marcie: *snif* saundo: yes saundo: you are queen weirdo. ALl hail queen weirdo, and her squad of attack midgets poised to rend all hell on exposed kneecaps marcie: that's damn right. -- hail to the queen, baby Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 January 2003 %% Cyrano: I want a tacnuke for next xmas -- Cyrano making out his wishlist Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 January 2003 %% ed: helol ym naem si loe -- ed demonstrating Vanyel-itis Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2003 %% Cyrano: riot charges Cyrano: breacher rounds Cyrano: teflon jacketed armor piercing midgets cuinhell: YES! cuinhell: Mobile Midget Launching System ed: depleted uranium midgets marcie: ahahah ed: or enriched Cyrano: dumdum midgets. ed: whatever your plans are, we have a midget to suite Cyrano: yeah cuinhell: cluster midgets Cyrano: they can have a WW-I style kaiser helmet, with spike cuinhell: HAHHAHAHHA ed: You want a midget with a 16" gold-leaf covered cock with a picture of margaret thatcher on the end, we can do it. Cyrano: OW. cuinhell: Edward Midgethands ed: you want a midget with an ass like the pit on tatooine that Luke skywalker was about to be thrown into, we got it. -- ed setting up his own business Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2003 %% *** sunbeam has entered room 'Main' Cyrano: geez sunbeam: hi guys Cyrano: talk about flamethrowing nazi puppets and who turns up -- Cyrano summoning sunbeam Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2003 %% china: Um, I have a Hello Kitty vibrator china: The Hello Kitty on top comes unglued after a certain amount of use. ;D -- during a discussion on weird sex toys Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2003 %% Vanyel: something about Tom and Jerry is a great euphamism for job searching in todays economy -- Vanyel on job hunting Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2003 %% Cyrano: HS wouldn't have been bearable without Anne Patterson and her "God I Wish These Were Brains" t-shirt -- Cyrano reminiscing about high school Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 January 2003 %% Cyrano: futz, I forgot an important rule Cyrano: first make cables, THEN have the beer -- Cyrano forgetting the rules Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2003 %% Cyrano: hm Cyrano: this is the first time I've seen the phrase "pompous donkey rimmer" used in a webcomic Vanyel: url? Cyrano: http://www.nuklearpower.com/ Cyrano: normally I hate this style of comic Cyrano: but the guy really does humor well marcie: i'd think that would be the first time you've seen the phrase "pompous donkey rimmer" used ANYWHERE, in fact Cyrano: you may be right -- Cyrano looking at online comics Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2003 %% Cyrano: enabling javascript in netscape is like popping the clutch at idle Vanyel: ahhahaahah Cyrano: there's this giant "ha-HUH" Cyrano: and then it stalls Vanyel: rofl -- Cyrano reviewing Netscape Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2003 %% Cyrano: there's something wrong about hearing a Chopin nocturne whilest a woman is moaning about her empty ass -- Cyrano on porn music Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2003 %% Cyrano: fluid flow physics is a bitch cuinhell: that's why it is important to use a jizz sock -- cuinhell on physics Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 January 2003 %% Cyrano: know what keeps ocean mammals in packs, despite the fact that they don't directly share? Lia: protection Vanyel: coca cola 6 pack rings? Cyrano: the van der whales force. -- mwah mwah mwah mwahhhhh Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 January 2003 %% Vanyel: I AM BRAINSUCKY! -- Vanyel finding himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 January 2003 %% Slayer: fuck if i'm moving back to mississippi K: i'm in tennesshitty K: not mississhitty Slayer: same thing just more hilly in places -- Slayer on the unique aspects of the South Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2003 %% K: i wouldn't know what the song greensleeves was if it weren't for fisher price -- K paying tribute to his influences Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 January 2003 %% K: i've dated 3 chicks with kids now and i still haven't ever had to change a diaper in my life K: i take pride in that -- K being a good boyfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 January 2003 %% Cyrano: sure, sell yourself out Cyrano: but set your sights high Cyrano: I mean, if Rael can get 50000 people following his every word and he doesn't even make sense Cyrano: think of what a real religion engineered for the masses could do Vanyel: dude. Vanyel: thats it Vanyel: vaginism! Cyrano: AHAHAHAHAH marcie: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Vanyel: you worship god by having random sex marcie: i'm your first disciple! marcie: sign me UP! -- marcie converting Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 2003 %% DontKnow: yeah, worshippers have advantages. but getting those worshippers either require luck or else the right personality. DontKnow: and I sure don't have the personality to get one friend, let a lone a few thousand. marcie hears the faint music of the world's tiniest violin DontKnow: tha'ts too much music for me. Vanyel: that was me farting -- Vanyel making music of the night Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 2003 %% Cyrano: hm, religion Cyrano: how about this Cyrano: we start one where the focal point is that we have proof that this universe is actually a simulation Al: cult of the exploding cow? Cyrano: and our divine mission in to contact the bored person running it Cyrano: in=is marcie: bored MIT geek from another universe Cyrano: more or less -- Cyrano founding a religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 2003 %% Jake: man Jake: I sure do think the world should clone gary coleman -- Jake with a horrifying idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 January 2003 %% Vanyel: anal bleeding Cyrano: and there was much rejoicing. -- Cyrano being quoted out of context Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 January 2003 %% cuinhell: http://www.somethingawful.com/goldmine/01-14-2003/Clown_Lotion_2.gif Cyrano: I'm not going anywhere near a url with the words "clown lotion" in it. cuinhell: wuss. cuinhell: it involves midgets you heretic Cyrano: oh Cyrano: well that's ok then -- Cyrano being appeased Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 2003 %% Vanyel: mustang sally Vanyel: better slow yourmustang down Cyrano: too late, ford already did. -- Cyrano on cars Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 2003 %% Cyrano: turnips. if we could just get people to worship turnips... -- Cyrano trying to start a religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 2003 %% Vanyel: AOL IS A BUNCH OF FESTERING DOG SNOT FUCKERS -- Vanyel is enlightened Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 2003 %% Cyrano: going insane might be worth it, just for the vacation -- Cyrano needing a break Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2003 %% saundo: ass filtered corn niblets! marcie: YEAH! saundo: filtered by the finest rrrrrrectums known to man saundo: farm fresh from our asses to youuuuuuu! saundo ahems saundo: i apologize saundo: I've had very little sleep marcie: do carry on -- saundo's head spinning around Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 January 2003 %% Slayer: i'm prejudiced against white rappers Slayer: it'd be the same if some bruthas got up there and started line dancing Slayer: you can take my heart squicky squicky my ache breaky heart kill whitey Slayer: not that i like country or "herban" music, but it's just funny when they overlap the colors Vanyel: well Vanyel: eminem is pretty talented, as far as rappers go Slayer: my mom went down to the country club i shot a cop and smeared the blood. werd. -- Slayer on Eminem Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 January 2003 %% Cyrano: ok Cyrano: Unix translations of music lines Vanyel: oh no marcie: here we go marcie getes the popcorn Cyrano: sigaction(TRAP_TRACE, SIG_KILL, &tempsig); Cyrano: ("I'd rather die than give you control") Vanyel: ahahAHAHAHAHAHAH marcie: hahahahah! Cyrano: it's a damn good thing I'm loaded Cyrano: mpi_realloc(getpgrp(), MPI_LIMIT_ANY, MPI_SCHED_IMMED); Cyrano: ("We gotta go now") Vanyel: ahahahaha -- Cyrano being creative Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 January 2003 %% marcie: A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SAT UPON MY HAT! marcie: A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SQUISHED MY HAT SO FLAT! Vanyel: uhh Vanyel: joy? firl: she's lost it. marcie: yes. marcie: i have. marcie: actually i'm watching a veggie tales DVD marcie: which is a SURE indication i've lost it. -- marcie going mad (again) Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 2003 %% *** cuinhell has entered room 'Main' ed: cuinmyscrotum juice cuinhell: ed bagely ed: hahah *** Cyrano has been disconnected *** Cyrano has entered room 'Main' ed: james baby ed: my little ball of jizz marcafk snorks *** marcafk is now known as marcie ed: motherfucker -- the boys being affectionate Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 January 2003 %% Vanyel: lets get thrown out of mexico Cyrano: cool! -- the new EN plan Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 January 2003 %% Cyrano: ed on speed Cyrano: the writings could be pulitzer material -- Cyrano on ed and drugs Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 January 2003 %% Vanyel: its 2700 miles to santa cruz. We've got a full tank of gas, 60gb of mp3's. It's dark and we're wearing night vision goggles. Hit it. -- The EN Brothers Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 January 2003 %% Al: he's just hosed his copy of XP Al: can't figure out how to run their restore disc Al: and is asking me for help marcie: heh marcie: fuck 'im Al: yep Jake: is he a spoonfed yuppie? Al: he's 18 marcie: "lemme ask you something. when you came drivin' up here, did you see a sign on the front of my house that said 'dead pentium storage'?" Al: he neither is nor isn't marcie: "well, now..." Al: because he hasn't gotten to that point yet Vanyel: ahahAHAHAHAHAHaaAahHAHAHAHAHA Al: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA marcie: "DID you see a SIGN that said dead PENTIUM STORAGE?!?" marcie: "no. i didn't." marcie: "no. you know WHY? causing storing dead PENTIUMS ain't my FUCKIN BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!" marcie bows -- marcie getting medieval Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 January 2003 %% K: and the people! K: and the people! sybil: what the hell are you talking about? marcie: only his hairdresser knows for sure -- K being dramatic Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 January 2003 %% Moni: -21 wc in Minnesota Moni: gawd Moni: oh..lovely -16 in St. Louis Moni: my decision to move there or not, is getting easier every day ed: its a balmy 98.6 under my ballsack, though. Moni: thanks ed Sarge: ahh the tropics of ED -- ed with the weather report Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 January 2003 %% ed: mahahaha ed: personal papsmear machine Moni: the things I walk in on -- Moni, worried Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 January 2003 %% saundo: argh - the midgets are coming - the midgets are coming - get the wvery small kleenexes! -- saundo going mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 January 2003 %% Lia: I must have been in a bad mood last week Lia: I washed an entire load of black clothes -- Lia and laundry Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 January 2003 %% Cyrano: if you end up waking up in an alleyway every morning reeking of tequila, maybe it's time to change MTAs. -- Cyrano with advice on Exchange Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 January 2003 %% Cyrano: may you be blessed by a kid who, when he's 6, does not attempt to set the house on fire. -- Cyrano with a blessing Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 January 2003 %% Cyrano: great Cyrano: he got sent to the principals office twice today Moni: Why twocie? Cyrano: he disassembled his desk. Moni: bwahahahaha Vanyel: ahahaha Sarge: yep, he's james' son alright Cyrano: sigh -- Cyrano on his son Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 January 2003 %% firl: ok, when someone is talking about "Roentgenology" are they talking about X-Rays? Cyrano: either that or studies of dead german scientists. Cyrano: or was he swedish, I can never remember firl: well, when did the term Xray become en vogue then? Cyrano: when everyone got tired of saying "Roentgen Rays" -- Cyrano the scientist Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 January 2003 %% Lia: how about "metric shitload" Cyrano: hm Cyrano: well, what's the density of shit Lia: depends on where it floats DontKnow: depends. runny or solid? green brown or black? Cyrano: figuring 4'x8'x3' = 96 ft^2 Lia: cubic feet Lia: hmmmm Lia: I probably have that many books Cyrano: ok, water is 1.945 slugs per cubic foot Vanyel: rofl marcie: weirdos Lia: and your point is? Vanyel: BITCH! Cyrano: 187 slugs Cyrano: that's a metric shitload. Lia: cool Vanyel: how many hogsheads is that Lia: *ROFL* Cyrano: don't make me beat you up. Vanyel: come on, you dont have a conversion table handy? *** Crazy has entered room 'Main' Cyrano: har DontKnow: once upon a time I wrote a "/conv" routine for ebbs chat. Vanyel: i remember it Cyrano: racking brains Lia: conversion factor for shitload to hogshead is Cyrano: hogshead is 7 firkins Al: Lia: conversion factor for shitload to hogshead is Cyrano: or 63 imperial gallons Lia: 44.35 hogsheads per shitload Al falls out Lia: er, 4.35 Cyrano: what the fuck is a firkin Vanyel: a firkin is 1.323452345 statute shitloads Lia: halk a fuckin? Cyrano: no DontKnow: a firkin is 63 imperial gallons. seems like a large keg. Lia: half Cyrano: 1 firkin = 9 imperial gallons. Vanyel: as opposed to a metric shitload Cyrano: nono Cyrano: nautical shitloads. Vanyel: rofl marcie: nautical shitloads! Lia: so a firkin would be about 1/5 of a hogshead DontKnow: a firkin is about 1/4 of a barrel (british units) Vanyel: how many assfulls is that Lia: oh Cyrano: depends on the ass. Vanyel: how many shitloads per assful? Lia: well a hogshead is a barrel Lia: so I was close Lia: 1 per day, if you're lucky Lia: anyway Cyrano: fascinating -- goddamn nerds calculating a metric shitload Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 January 2003 %% ed: you hairy jew bastard Vanyel: just call me moishe gorilla -- Vanyel accepting himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 January 2003 %% Vanyel: weiurdos marcie: yes marcie: turdos saundo: zofo Courtney: i have a cookie dough blizzard for dessert Courtney: yum Vanyel: you suck. saundo: tostiturdos saundo: with new brown flavor marcie: mmm! marcie: brown sauce! Al: peanut butter and corn chip sandwich marcie cracks up at herself saundo: have them with corn! Courtney: new lays chips, now in anal secretion flavour (may include olestra) saundo: niblets, ass filtered, fresh from our mexican suppliers Al: eeew saundo: with fresh anal leakage dip marcie: mmmm, ass filtered corn niblets! ed: wha ed: anal leakage marcie: HI ED saundo: that caught his attention ed: fuckin olestra ed: that shit is naaaastay saundo: you can take the anal leakage out of the boy saundo: the man just wipes -- turd talk on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 January 2003 %% Cyrano: when phenethylamines are outlawed, only outlaws will have chocolate. -- Cyrano with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 January 2003 %% Vanyel: bad sign #1: our marketing manager doesnt understand oow our product works -- Vanyel on his new job Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 January 2003 %% Vanyel: there seem to be a lot less lusers on this commute saundo: there'll be more eventually Vanyel: i hadda share the last commute with stanford college students as well as sun employees saundo: ew saundo: dumb and dumber -- saundo commenting on the commute Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 January 2003 %% Vanyel: doesnt linux support fat32? marcie: damned if i know marcie: it should marcie: but that doesn't mean anything ;) Cyrano: it wasn't politically acceptable enough Cyrano: you need to use "mount -F bbw32" marcie: *snork* marcie: i love you james :) Cyrano: fssnap /dev/bra -- Big Beautiful Woman ^W File System Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 January 2003 %% Cyrano: I'd like to spend a day as a rock. Cyrano: I think it would be cathartic -- Cyrano's secret wish Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 January 2003 %% K: ramrod K: the official police car of EN Cyrano: the Hyundai Errata. Vanyel: ahahahahah Cyrano: and its cheaper clone, the Daewoo Afterthought ... Cyrano: the Fiat Pinata? ... Cyrano: the dodge cutlet. K hops in the Oldsmobile Backbacon -- Cyrano with car recommendations Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 January 2003 %% ed: never, ever, start out a mail that'll end up seeing my eyes lik this: ed: First of all - I'm not an "idiot" when it comes to these sorts of ed: things. I feel my knowledge of computers, networking, and etc. ed: rivals/surpasses those employed at places like yourself. ed: never ed: *ever* do that. ed: if you dont' want to see 99% packetloss and *unimaginable* ammounts ed: an anonoymous tip to the fucking FBI terrorist hotline ed: and a gangrape of your dog, by my midgets. ed: and my tech ed: god bles shim ed: Now, Martin, we are bending over backwards to help you, but your attitude ed: always stinks and that's not a behavior I like to reward. Vanyel hands ed a dollar and claps marcie: you have taught your tech well, my son. KesEat: bad luser, no bandwidth -- ed on another customer rant Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 January 2003 %% Vanyel: i'm at the point where i'd stick my dfingers in the A/C scoket ot get rid of all thsi body hair -- Van needing industrial-strength electrolysis Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 2003 %% Slayer: hold on while i type up some logs to prove that marcie is bin laden Courtney: pahaha Courtney: osama bin lesbian firl: i *knew* there was somethign suspicious about her Vanyel: AHAHAHAH marcie jabbers in Arabic Vanyel: *** Marcie (Osama bin Lesbian marcie: ALL HAIL ALLAH marcie: DEFEAT THE GREAT SATAN Vanyel: and chew some rug marcie: THE STREETS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INFIDELS Courtney: ALL HAIL ALLEHSBIAN marcie: and the PMS'ing women firl: yeah -- marcie finding religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 2003 %% Cyrano: join me in my search for spiritual meaning through the use of over the counter cold meds. -- Cyrano seeking enlightenment Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 2003 %% Cyrano: I have a bottle of robitussin on my desk, with a bendy-straw sticking out Cyrano: user walks in, looks at desk, says "uh, maybe later" and walks out -- jamez scaring the lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 2003 %% Cyrano: if you could clone anyone you wanted, in sick twisted fashion, whose DNA would you nab? afked: ASS Xi: Janet Reno Cyrano: janet reno. RenoED: janet reno does dallas marcie: ew. Cyrano: couldn't we just try to cross reno with dworkin to see if we could build the Six Million Dollar Bitch? Jake: everytime I here janet reno I picture her dancing on SNL Jake: its quite scary RenoED: you mean every time you fantasize RenoED: you want that reno snatch Jake Jake: YES RenoED: you wanna check under the hood for the malformed clitoris that *actually is* a penis. Jake: SO MANY WRINKLES TO CHOOSE FROM -- her name is Reno and she dances on the sand Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 2003 %% Cyrano: hello kitty should be used as an instrument of good, not evil. -- Cyrano with morality lessons Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 2003 %% Vanyel: if I shaved off all my body hair right now, i'd be able to make a toupee for a litter of bald cats -- Moishe the Gorilla Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 2003 %% Cyrano: a note Cyrano: cautionary tales do not end with the statement "it was sooooo cool" -- Cyrano with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 February 2003 %% Crazy: part of the mystery of physics is learning the definition of k Al: no Crazy Crazy: until you learn it, you have to keep taking courses Al: part of the mystery of EN is learning the definition of K -- Al on physics Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 February 2003 %% Sarge: my son is Sean Donovan Vanyel: god that name is so irish wob: heh Vanyel: he'll be pissing shamrocks Sarge: hahaha -- aye laddy! Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 February 2003 %% Vanyel: there is a deer taking a shit in front of my office window -- Vanyel becoming one with nature Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 February 2003 %% Sarge: anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die has to be evil Kestrel punches sarge in the nose Kestrel: bleed away you pussy -- Sarge on women and Kestrel being impatient Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 February 2003 %% Cyrano: it's so hard to find good test subjects these days -- Cyrano lamenting his lot Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 February 2003 %% *** Lia has entered room 'Main' Lia: Oh the weather outside is frightful Lia: and a fire would be so delightful Lia: but since I have places to go Lia: FUCK THIS SNOW, fuck this snow, fuck this snow Vanyel: ahahah Lia bows Lia: bye *** Lia has left the room -- Lia loving winter Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 February 2003 %% Cyrano: java is slow. film at 11. -- Cyrano with the news Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2003 %% Cyrano: killer tomatoes attack france. -- Cyrano with more news Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2003 %% Cyrano: I'd be a control freak if I had the energy -- Cyrano, tired Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2003 %% Moni: heh..there's a Cop Convention next door to my office at the Marriot. More cops in one place since the Oakland Riots. Moni: A car alarm goes off across the street. Moni: They all stand and stare at it, then go inside the building marcie: ahahahahahahahAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Moni explains it all Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2003 %% firl: whats gas like by you leo? Xi: stinky -- firl asking for the price of gasoline Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2003 %% Zorro: lia Zorro: if i donate my body, do you promise not to violate me?:P Lia: *ROFLMAO* Lia: define "violate" Zorro: i'd rather not, now Zorro: :) Lia: I just cut people's bones up into little pieces and grind them to powder Zorro: ok Zorro: that's fine Zorro: don't snort me ok -- Zorro's last will & testament Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2003 %% Cyrano: boobies uber alles. -- Cyrano's manifesto Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2003 %% DontKnow: you know, with 2630 religions in the usa and canada, we should be able to find something interesting. -- DK complaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2003 %% Cyrano: ever had one of those dreams where a dozen naked women are all standing around you, and squirting you with little bottles of mustard? cuinhell: no, how do I make them happen? Cyrano: eat a hotdog with nothing but sauerkraut and jalapenos right before bed -- Cyrano with advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 February 2003 %% DontKnow: fee fie foe fum. I smell and englishman. and even stronger I smell zorro. DontKnow: and i'm hungry DontKnow: and englishmen have leanred how to use their legs. Zorro: when did you start smoking crack, dude? -- Zorro concerned about DK Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 February 2003 %% Vanyel: BITCH marcie: WHORE marcie: i've been here marcie: you bald jew Vanyel: shaddap you earthen retaining wall marcie: ahahahahahhahahaaha -- Vanyel and marcie calling each other names Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 February 2003 %% Seeker: you suck Al: only if you've showered -- Al outlining his standards Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 February 2003 %% Jake: kesticle Jake: hows old age and treachery? Kestrel: fucked Kestrel: how's youth and stupidity? Jake: couldn't tell you, I smoke too much pot -- Jake the whippersnapper Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 February 2003 %% Vanyel: I Vanyel: ...HAVE Vanyel: ......A BONER! -- Vanyel with an announcement Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 February 2003 %% DontKnow: I was a deprived child growing up. -- DK reveals all Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 February 2003 %% Xi: looooooooove by the cellphoooooone liiiiiiiiights -- Xi crooning a ballad Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 February 2003 %% Vanyel: drinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkgoddamnineedtogetlaiddrinkdrinkdrinkdrink -- Vanyel with a mantra Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 February 2003 %% cuinhell: the power of ass compels you Vanyel farts cuinhell: the POWER of ass compels you cuinhell: the POWER OF ASS compels you Vanyel: the power of gASS compels you marcie: ain't that the truth -- be HEEEEEEEALED!!! Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 February 2003 %% marcie: aw man marcie: i have a turd crowning marcie: brb in like 2 minutes cuinhell: HAHHAAHA marcie: don't go anywhere rayray: that's gross rayray: thankyou cuinhell: her shit window is much more important cuinhell: ;) rayray: tmi Vanyel: too much shitformation rayray: yup cuinhell: quality pooping waits for no one Vanyel: she kbnows this, she changes diapers cuinhell: yours? Vanyel: only on special occasions marcie: har har motherfuckers marcie: it was an express poop marcie: don't worry rayray: thanks cuinhell: PLOP -- marcie's shit window Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 February 2003 %% Cyrano: Vanyel: I Cyrano: Vanyel: ...HAVE Cyrano: Vanyel: ......A BONER! Cyrano: -- Vanyel with an announcement linzee: i cant wait to try out -- linzee, eager Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 February 2003 %% *** dweez has entered room 'Main' dweez: lear dweez: jet dweez: is dweez: in dweez: my ass -- dweez pleading for help Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 February 2003 %% marcie: you can never go wrong with liquid latex marcie nods knowingly -- marcie on anniversary presents Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 February 2003 %% Moni: I'd marry leo if he wore leather pants Kestrel: love that -- Kestrel on leo's leather pants, we think Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 February 2003 %% Cyrano: parenthood teaches you to not fear death. Cyrano: you know that part of sleeping beauty where she "fell into a deep cold sleep that lasted a hundred years"? Cyrano: that's the GOOD part of the story now. -- Cyrano on his beloved progeny Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 February 2003 %% marcie: From: luseradmin marcie: Subject: Internet Service marcie: The internet seems to be back up. marcie: thanks, marcie: luseradmin marcie: ..... marcie: i... just... marcie: never mind. Zorro: jhaha marcie: just... never mind. Xi: reply to all ed: hly shit marcie: i won't even start. Kestrel: SNORK ed: no marcie: best part ed: that guy mailed the admin list ed: oh ed: oh god ed: oh ed: oh god marcie: he's the network guy. ed: who is fuckin luser ed: who is this fuck Xi: ed's gonna pop Moni chuckles ed: does he like pr0n spam Xi: he does now Zorro: rofl -- ed getting twitchy over stupidity Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 February 2003 %% Vanyel: i wonder how long auggie was down for marcie: who cares Al: did you need to unplug it so there'd be space for the cappucino maker? marcie: hahahahahahahaha marcie: our concern for auggie's fate overwhelms me Al: gotta have your priorities straight ya know marcie: damn skippy [2 hours later...] Cyrano: flob Cyrano: auggie was down? Cyrano: did leo need a doorstop or something? -- everyone loves Auggie! Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 February 2003 %% Zorro: god i wnna spell one day -- Zorro with a dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2003 %% Jake: canadiens are stupid Courtney: hahaha Courtney: americans are even moreso Courtney: :) Jake: yeah but Jake: we kill a whole lot faster -- Jake the patriot Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2003 %% Zorro: one day im gonna know what you guys are blabbing about Zorro: i'll probably be in the corner, watching in spirit form Zorro: but i'l get it -- Zorro trying to catch up Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2003 %% marcie: Folder "sparm" in doesn't exist. Create? marcie: argh. marcie: i have vanyelitis. Xi: SPARM! Vanyel: ahahahaha Xi: uh oh Xi: its spreading -- it came from Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2003 %% Xi: hmmm Xi: i am undecided on oceans 11 Xi: it seems amusing Xi: yet, somehow, I really really want to see clooney get hit by a truck Xi: someone needs to remake this as a porn flick marcie: heheh Xi: oceans 11 inches marcie: ocean's 11 inches marcie: HAHAHAHAHAH Xi: whoa Vanyel: oh jesus Vanyel: thats scary marcie: we scare me Xi: yes -- EN goes to the movies Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2003 %% Xi: come on green elixir of Q-ness. PUT ME DOWN *** saundo has been disconnected marcie: wrong user Xi: damnit marcie: now look what you did. Xi: watch out Xi: misdirected Q of Power maybe be coming for ... YOU! *** Courtney is now known as cqafk marcie: see? -- Xi warns of his secret powers Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2003 %% Vanyel: goddamn Vanyel: when I yawn Vanyel: I look like a screeching owl marcie: *spurt* marcie: goddamn you leo marcie: that's the second time i've spit beer on my monitor Al: hahaha saundo: how do you know? don't you scrunch your eyes shut when you yawn? Vanyel: oh Vanyel: for a second i though tyou came saundo: ahahahah Al: hahahah marcie: ahahahah saundo: raging bull, to marcie's panties, RAGING BULL to Marcie's panties! marcie: ginchGinchGINCH -- marcie having problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2003 %% Vanyel: oh my god saundo: ?? Vanyel: the water coming out of the faucet Vanyel: is BROWN saundo: mmmmm marcie: ugh. saundo: crunchy marcie: time to move out of cali. saundo: like water isn't supposed to be saundo: bottle it and call it "Leo's Wicked Brown ALe" marcie: ahahahaha Vanyel: nah Vanyel: i'd just shit into a bottle then saundo: no saundo: that's the stout Vanyel: nothing liek starting a bath marcie: no, that's the stout Vanyel: and seeing a brown tub marcie: ahhhaha saundo: AHAHHAHAHAHA marcie: goddamn, lag sucks saundo: Vanyel: i'd just shit into a bottle then marcie: otherwise i would have been first! saundo: saundo: that's the stout saundo: marcie: no, that's the stout Al: "no, that's the stout" Al falls OUT saundo: ahahaha marcie: :D Vanyel: goddamnit marcie: rock and roll. saundo: You're drinking, it just seems like there's lag marcie: oh YEAH -- Leo's homebrew Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2003 %% Xi: just watch what you put in her tea. she's known to wield atlatls Zorro: nod DontKnow: she's getting better at them too Vanyel: can she actually hit things? DontKnow: depends on how big the thing is. and how fast it moves. Lia: yes DontKnow: but yes she can hit things. Zorro: hmm Vanyel: could you hit a gnats balls at 20 yards? DontKnow hides his scars. -- DK being careful Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 2003 %% Al: DRILLDO! marcafk: weirdo. Zorro: uh oh -- beat poetry on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 February 2003 %% marcie: here's where i insult saundo. marcie points at saundo and says, "gordon elliott!" marcie runs saundo tackles marcie saundo: ok saundo: and now I drown you inside the "it's a small world" ride at disney world marcie: NO marcie: ANYTHING BUT THAT saundo: so your last choking view is of the satanic children laughing at you Zorro: damn Al: it's a world of laughter a world of tears Xi: ITS A SMALL WORLD AFTER *COUGHGLUBGLUBLGLUB* Al: a world of hopes and a world of fears saundo: never let it be said that I am not cruel and unusual marcie: it figures al would know the damn words Al: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- marcie being tortured Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 February 2003 %% Cyrano: and they tried to incinerate my bags meg: james cuinhell: JAMES marcie: doh! Cyrano: failed the damn explosives swab test meg: smaje cuinhell: hahahah james marcie: ahahaha ed: hahahahahaha Vanyel: AHAHAHAHAH Vanyel: oh shit! marcie: only you, man, only you meg: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Vanyel: i didnt hear this! Cyrano: and no, I have absolutely no idea meg: HAHAHAHAHA JKAMES cuinhell: liar ;P Cyrano: and then Cyrano: AND THEN Vanyel: so besides getting your baggage almost exploded Cyrano: I get to the gate Vanyel: oh there's more! Cyrano: with about 4 minutes to takeoff marcie: oh man marcie: there's more? Cyrano: and Cyrano: surprise, surprise Cyrano: another "random" check marcie: ahahaha cuinhell: man, you got the unabomber look or something? Vanyel: you WERENT carryuing any explosives, were you? Cyrano: hell no Vanyel: wow Cyrano: I haven't even _played_ with explosives since the 4th of july last year -- Cyrano getting through airport security Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 February 2003 %% cuinhell: we should develop and sell clear shoes cuinhell: we'd make a killing cuinhell: molded from clear gel marcie: and socks to go along with them cuinhell: yes marcie: with designs on them cuinhell: HAHA marcie: little american flags on the toes marcie: "see, i'm not a terrorist! please let me through, mr security man!" ed: shit cuinhell: i'm thinking the corporate logo would be a little bomb inside a red circle with a slash through it ed: with a little middle finger pointing up marcie: "I DUBYA" ed: I asscroft ed: or marcie: a little towel with a circle-slash cuinhell: yes ed: a little circle with a towelhead on it with a circle through the towel marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ed: hahahahahah cuinhell: scary ed: great minds ed: sick minds marcie: and ours too -- the crew with a marketable idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 February 2003 %% Kestrel: engineering is where it's at baby Courtney: hahaha Courtney: most of my friends are engineers Courtney: my dad is an engineer Kestrel: I'm sorry Courtney: hehe Courtney: they are bigger nerds thjan me Kestrel: you DO know the advantages though... Courtney: what's that? Kestrel: they are perfectionists, always striving to improve the performance of any given thing marcafk: IT GETS YOU HOT CHICKS Kestrel: they study cause and effect *** marcafk is now known as marcie Kestrel: they apply the lessons learned toimprove the process and product Courtney: hahaha Courtney: I see where this is going Kestrel: now, imagine that applied to sex marcie: yaeh marcie: like i said. -- Kestrel counseling Court on career choices Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 February 2003 %% Xi: like all our NT|UNIX admins, they don't see the big picture Xi: the can't logically follow a connection from their ass to a toilet seat -- Xi complaining about work Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 February 2003 %% ed: dilbert has to be watered down to be believable. -- ed on corporate America Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 February 2003 %% Zorro: i need a new wheelchair Zorro: one that goes 80mph Zorro: and has those gripping rail thingies like tanks have Zorro: and some .50 guns Zorro: and strippers Zorro: and a mp3 player and full stereo Zorro: hmm Zorro: oh and i want it to elivate upto like 20 floores -- Zorro with a dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 February 2003 %% Zorro: keep a knife on hand. you can wittle when nervous or murder people -- Zorro with tips on quitting smoking Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 February 2003 %% Slayer: 5 bucks a a blowjob to whomever can find the lyrics to "call me alice" by rasputina first Vanyel: awesome -- Vanyel getting excited Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 March 2003 %% Megs: leo, what's wrong? Vanyel: i'm an exchange administrator. Vanyel: thats bad enough Vanyel: but whats worse: firl: (and that's his first mistake) Vanyel: I'm REALLY GOOD at it. Vanyel: its like admitting you were seen on market street with a 75 year old hooker with a crack habit and 4 kids ed: hmmm. ed: seenwith-caught 6 inches into.. ed: with one of her kids giving you a rimjob Vanyel: basically Vanyel: outlook web access is the rimjob cuinhell: yes it is Megs: blah Xi: RIMJOB Megs: hey xi ed: what is it when the 2nd kid (a male) is also tonguing your bag while shoving his finger up his moms ass? Vanyel: thats owa on an unprotected net -- Vanyel, full of shame Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 March 2003 %% Vanyel: my nuts are moldy -- Vanyel with personal problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 March 2003 %% Cerberus: "If I don't know who you are, you have a better chance of fucking Claudia Schiffer than of me picking up this phone. Go away." *BEEP* Cerberus: ^^ answering machine message from heaven. -- Cerb with a dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 March 2003 %% saundo: marzie marcie: zaundo saundo coats marcie in chocolate saundo: i'm back to making my marcie graven idols marcie: WOO marcie: you big tease saundo: I know saundo: i'm such a tease saundo: however marcie: yes marcie: yes you are saundo: i can at least have a little piece of marcie to melt in my navel *** zag has entered room 'Main' saundo: and make a little navel plug marcie: that's so sweet. saundo: to sell to the masses as a little piece o' holy marcie Xi: can we make a shrine from her pieces saundo: i could put it into plastic to hand around the neck marcie: yes marcie: you can sell marcie indulgences saundo: or grind it up to put on top of the holy whipped cream and banana nut sundae saundo: yes saundo: marcie indulgences marcie: "for the right price, she'll indulge you AND your girlfriend" ZDailySh: whoa ZDailySh: what marcie? ZDailySh: heh marcie: this marcie saundo: for the bargain price of $100/hr, she'll indulge you and a female friend marcie: <-- ZDailySh: that got my attention marcie: *sprroooiiiing* saundo: twice the hey-hey and all the chocolate marcie: damn skippy saundo: and we won't even mention the entire lack of nuts saundo: for want of a better term marcie: but that goes without saying, really saundo: but i said it saundo: oh i give up marcie: yes marcie: you certainly did marcie: aw nuts! marcie slaps her knee marcie: i am so clever saundo punts marcie saundo: bad pun hour was 3 hours ago marcie: aww, you really DO love me saundo: when lia came and went marcie: and my beer too saundo: I do saundo: as many times a night as I can saundo: oooh saundo: beer marcie: woop marcie: yes, zaundo marcie: beer saundo: mmmmm saundo: beer marcie passes saundo a Laughing Lab zag: mmm saundo: pour it down my pants zag: beer saundo: I'll pretend to be an elephant marcie pours it all over zag marcie: oops marcie: missed saundo: ahahahah zag: oh no saundo: and you pretend to be a beer flinging chimp zag: now i have beer all over me Cerberus: keep yer nose away from me, elephant breath marcie: do forgive me and allow me to lick it off, zag marcie: i must keep you clean saundo: aaah ooh uggg aaah *fling fling* saundo: ahahahahah saundo: you know marcie zag: yes you must saundo: that's what I love abou tyou *** Cerberus has left the room saundo: always thinking of others marcie: what marcie: my lack of decorum? saundo: never about yourself marcie: oh yes, well, that too saundo: (that too) saundo: simply offering yourself selflessly to lick beer off women marcie: yes marcie: it's true marcie: it's a tough job saundo sniffs marcie: but someone has to do it! saundo: that's just so... dyke saundo: yes marcie: i willingly sacrifice my tongue for the cause. saundo: and that someone is you saundo: ahahahah zag: hey, i'm not complaining saundo: a noble cause at that marcie: indeed yes -- marcie the philanthropist Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 March 2003 %% Kesticle: you people have ruined me cuinhell: awesome Kesticle: guy walks up to my cube and says "the analog output channel says it's congested" and without looking up I say "metamucil"... cuinhell: HAHAHAHA Kesticle: that is a direct cu-ism... it's YOUR fault cuinhell: awesome, don't get laid off because you are channeling me at work cuinhell: ;P Kesticle: it's a real possibility Kesticle: "does not play well with others" kinda fits Kesticle: and don't EVEN get me started on the warpage marcie has caused cuinhell: yah cuinhell: marcie is the devil cuinhell: the GOOD kind of devil Kesticle: she-devil cuinhell: SCK ROSEANNE! cuinhell: er AC Kesticle: she devil daughter of sapho, here my call Kesticle: hear too Kesticle: or here Kesticle: we can party IG_afk: DC Kesticle: for tomorrow we die marcie quietly channels satan Xi: marcie has satan in her pants! marcie: you know it -- Kestrel being corrupted Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 March 2003 %% Vanyel: i think i'm gonna go home and idlly masturbate Vanyel: i'm working on my target practice Vanyel: I wanna be able to change the channel without a remote -- Vanyel with a goal Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 March 2003 %% Xi: brain not working cuinhell: hehe marcie: brain? what is brain? Vanyel: ham marcie: ah marcie: that explains everything. -- marcie the spam-head Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 March 2003 %% cuinhell locks vanyel in a room with 16 siebel consultants and one chain saw Vanyel: does the chainsaw have gas in it? cuinhell: (YOU have the chain saw) cuinhell: yes cuinhell: it's running Vanyel: ok Vanyel: tahts not much of a challenge Vanyel: one other question cuinhell: and it's big enough that bone won't cause it to seize up Vanyel: does the room i'm locked in have regular janatorial service? cuinhell: no, but it's princess's bedroom Vanyel: hrm Xi: so it has zombie ferrets? Vanyel: can i get extra gas? -- Vanyel being tested Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 March 2003 %% cuinhell: ALALALBALALALALA UNGA BOK BOK BOK DERPA -- cuinhell the inimitable Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 March 2003 %% Vanyel: FUCKING WINDOWSOQWeurioweyfasdfheiowquhklfjhsaigusdg marcie: yes marcie: aren't you glad you use mac? marcie: don't you wish everybody did? saundo: it booted by osmosis Vanyel: god Vanyel: yes. Vanyel: at least when teh mac fucks up, its pretty -- Vanyel the mac addict Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 March 2003 %% cuinhell: leo is going to isreal to learn how to be a suicide bomber IG_afk: practice makes perfect Vanyel: no, i'd go to the palestianian territory to learn to be a suicide bomber IG_afk: or you could goto iraq and be a target Vanyel: i'd rather be a suicide bomber IG_afk: well both ways you go out with a bang -- Vanyel considering career options Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 March 2003 %% Zorro: still got that duck? querk: duck? Zorro: ... didn't you get a duck a few years back? querk: OH! querk: My dog imprinted on the duck and then that duck tried to make friends with our neighbors doberman Zorro: oh marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH querk: beak and feathers was all that remained -- querk's tragic past Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 March 2003 %% Moni: mmm..I have fresh organic raspberries for breakfast Moni: amazing marcie swirls the raspberries in melted godiva chocolate and feeds them to moni while a gay cabana boy fans her with palm fronds Slayer: wow marcie: jealous? ;) Slayer: in every possible way marcie: heheh -- Slayer the jealous Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 March 2003 %% Slayer: so my cat's buggin for some food and i look and she's got at least 1/4 bowl Slayer: and i'm like "you've GOT food. there are starving cats in china who would love to have that." Slayer: then it hit me that cats don't starve in china. they get eaten. marcie: words of wisdom, indeed. -- Slayer shares a profound insight Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 March 2003 %% Vanyel: it scares phone salesmen when you start talking like gollum when you answer the phone -- Vanyel with a tip on vendor relations Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 March 2003 %% marcie: ARGH marcie: explaining command-line ftp to a manager showered: hahaha showered: down not across Vanyel: aw shit Zorro: um marcie: no shit man marcie: geeesus h fuckstick marcie: talk about walking someone through at a base fucking level Zorro: hahaha marcie: "okay, go to 'start' and hit 'run'... no, that's the button on YOUR pc, not on the remote server..." Zorro: hehe Vanyel: ok, bang your head agaisnt your desk. what? you see stars? do it again. it appears your IE has crashed. marcie: ahahahahahahah Vanyel: no, teh blood against your forehead is normal. its kind of like windows' progress bar -- marcie having a bad luser day Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 March 2003 %% Xi: I'm not sure who turned on the "fuck with me" switch today but when I find them, I'm going to tear their flesh from their body with a dull-toothed lawn mole -- Xi having a bad day Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 March 2003 %% Vanyel: goddamnit Vanyel: being sick sucks. Vanyel: being sick at work sucks more Vanyel: beign sick at work with the vp from heck Vanyel: well Vanyel: new records are being established -- Vanyel striving for excellence Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 March 2003 %% ed: drop a fork in it marcie: ahahah ed: claim lightning ed: turn it in on your renters insurance marcie: there ya go ed: use it to perform some ungodly sex act, take pictures of it ed: sell it on ebay ed: people will buy panties ed: why not a computer covered in feces and jizz and goathair -- ed on how to get free PC repair Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 March 2003 %% Zorro: whenever your govermant starts rename fried potatos, be WORRIED that they are truly un prepared for real trouble -- Zorro on "freedom fries" Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 March 2003 %% K sprinkles sand in everone's vagina marcie: van! why didn't you tell me you had a vagina marcie seduces van Vanyel: i'm not going to say different Vanyel: till you find out for yourself marcie: tease Vanyel: that really IS a vagina Vanyel: its just an extremely large clit marcie: ahahah Vanyel: and I have a pubic mound larger than most women Slayer: this is the most digusting thing i've ever read Vanyel: thanks slay marcie: ahahahahahahahah Vanyel bows Slayer: i loaded up on christina aguilera and shakira pictures before work and now you've ruined it -- Vanyel's vagina Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 March 2003 %% Al: never look a gorilla in the eye. that's a sign of aggression to them cuinhell: expecially if you are holding a jar of vaseline and a 18" dildo -- Al with advice on primates Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 March 2003 %% Slayer: i tried to teach my mom to play magic once Slayer: didn't exactly work Slayer: at least she had fun with it. she kept saying "gin" or laying down "straights" and trying to take tricks marcie: ahahahahhahahahhahah -- Slay's mom the card shark Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% barnabas: I tried you teach your mom how to play swallow the horse-cock sandwich but she couldn't get her dentures out wob: i thought fags didnt dig on grannies Slayer: that's weird. she usually has no trouble handling soda straws. barnabas: that's because she's used to playing with you -- barnabas and Slay share the luv Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% firl: i am creating a list of things my co-workers don't know/haven't heard of. Slayer: ask her if she's heard of german snowballing Slayer: and if not, if she wants to learn firl: i work with boys Slayer: i'm not picky firl: fair enough firl: they're not either. Slayer: i'll be right over -- Slayer educating firl's cow-orkers Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% Xi: you know, i've said it before and i'll say it again Xi: lesbian fucking rule marcie: yes Xi: and you can take that both ways. -- Xi admiring the resident lesbians Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% Moni: penises need love too -- Moni being generous Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% taco: what's phone sex without elephants? -- taco worrying us all Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% Zorro: jesus Xi: yes my little lambfucker? -- Xi playing God Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% Vanyel: my ass is better Vanyel: just ask moni Jesus: i can't take this Jesus: i feel dirty -- Jesus ascending away from the debauchery Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% Moni: we need an EN Porn movie marcie: never mind training. marcie: oh jesus marcie: how scary would that be Zorro: OH GOD NO Xi: now that would be twisted cuinhell: good lord no, moni Zorro: please, no Moni: heh DontKnow: 90% of the EN porn movie would be guys jacking off. *Vanyel* ahahAHAHAH cuinhell: even i have a line that I won't cross cuinhell: it's pretty far down there in the dirt cuinhell: but I hav eone Zorro: nod Moni: it would be pretty Ass focused cuinhell: en scat porn cuinhell: with midgets flinging feces Xi: ARGH! marcie: MIDGETS! marcie: and guinness Xi: stop that cuinhell: careful xi marcie: and saundo directing all the midgets marcie: "okay, you with the baby oil, over here" Moni: saundo's a big guy Xi: feels like a meating at work cuinhell: i have plenty of time to rig a feces flinging midget under your desk tonight marcie: "no, no, get off my leg, you little bugger" Moni: he's have to be careful not to step on them Moni: leg humping midgets Xi: ankle humping midgets marcie: *squish* "ah, dammit! someone call SAG and get a replacement midget!" cuinhell: no Moni: midget jizz cuinhell: SSAG Xi: STUNT MIDGET Moni: slippery stuff cuinhell: not SAG ;) Moni: SAG is for older female midgets Vanyel: LICENSE ENFORCEMENT MIDGETS cuinhell: that's a MS product, leo Xi: hmmm cuinhell: don't speak it's name 3 times aloud marcie: MidgetWare Moni: MidgetAssWare Moni: MAW marcie: too freudian Moni: well...ya..I'm a fucking psychologist! cuinhell: ... marcie: oh yeah! Moni: heh cuinhell: i want that kind of therapy Xi: lubricated midget bowling on slip-n-slides marcie gives moni a long, slow massage, WITHOUT midgets Moni: mmm..fucking therapy Moni: oh yes..no massage midgets cuinhell: they could wear little corsets with handles in the back for easier throwing Moni: bwahah cu Xi: wait for it Xi: MIDGET CURLING! cuinhell: ! marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA Moni: hehehehehe cuinhell: we are all going to a hell full of short demons when we die Zorro: indeed Moni: short demons with little juzzing penises and asses with anal leakage cuinhell: ,,, Moni: and Yani Zorro: the chick is on again van. on comedy central Vanyel: jizzing ponies? marcie: we are a bunch of sick fucking bastards cuinhell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Vanyel: what the fuck? cuinhell repents marcie: i have tears from laughing so hard Vanyel: oh wait i cant read Moni: Jizzing ponies would be really messy Zorro: yuck Zorro: yuckyuckyuck cuinhell: mini jizzing poines i'd omagine cuinhell: imagine Xi: ponies fucking john tesh cuinhell: for our hell Xi: while he sings cuinhell: to hell with that Moni: drown the midgets in pony jizz cuinhell: ponies doing john tesh karaoke marcie: imagine marcie: a midget john tesh. marcie: with a little schroeder piano. cuinhell: GAHAHHAHA Xi: HEHEHEHEHEHE Moni: i'm gonna throw up marcie: but of course marcie: he'd have to release his albums cuinhell: playing the charlie brown theme Xi: ...naked marcie: .... marcie: on mini-disc! Vanyel: i hate you guys cuinhell: he'd have a little tiny blankie too marcie: NO REGULAR CDs FOR YOU! marcie: NO, MINI-TESH! cuinhell: stained with shit and blood and midget jizz Zorro: i feel so dirrty Moni: GF done with her porno now. marcie: awesome Moni: problem is, i"m laughing to hard to talk with her cuinhell: how was it? marcie: she's primed now marcie: finish her off Moni: how to explain what I"m laughing about Moni: .... cuinhell: AHHAHAA cuinhell: MUWAHAHAH Vanyel: two words marcie: "let me explain. ...no, is too much. let me sum up." cuinhell: GF's and EN just don't splice Vanyel: pnoy jizz Vanyel: pony even Moni: midgets, pony jizz, hell and ass marcie: i'm having the same problem over here exlpaining to cyn why i have tears from laughing so much Vanyel: ahahehehe Vanyel: put her on for a second marcie: i'm trying to explain the midget thing Vanyel: LICENSE ENFORCEMENT MIDGETS Vanyel: actually for cyn marcie: "tactial midgets! tossing midgets!" cuinhell: dakmmit leo marcie: "...okay, honey." cuinhell: if you say that one more time they will FIND you Vanyel: it would be fillet of frog midgets Vanyel: LICENSE Vanyel: ....ENFORCEMENT *** Xi is now known as xi-afk Vanyel: .....MIDGETS marcie: MIDGETS! cuinhell: leo is toast -- midget EN John Tesh enforcement pr0n! Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% saundo: a bottle of wine, EN and thou -- saundo being romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 March 2003 %% cuinhell: 12 days with no james cuinhell: no wonder we are cracking around the edges cuinhell: QUICK! someone set a cat on fire! cuinhell: or zorro! -- cuinhell having a hard time Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 March 2003 %% ed: advanced notice ed: makes you want to go set fire to something, eh marcie marcie: china: the college is laying people off Vanyel: "Hey, guess what! you can go to teh bar and drink a lot for st. patty';s day! btw, don't come back. here's your severence." ed: I *know* you don't have the balls. marcie: ed: for some reason, that sounds likea good idea marcie: know marcie: erm marcie: god marcie: no. ed: you just have the squishy man meat substitute marcie: ahahaha marcie: i want no balls marcie: nothing that vulnerable where someone can kick me ed: if you had balls you could do really cool shit ed: like start a war marcie: ahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Vanyel: yeah ed: or flip your car 18times end over end Vanyel: war. marcie: i love you ed ed: with a blood alcohol level of .25 Vanyel: i cant believe thsi country supports war so much ed: or have season tickets to a nascar event marcie: hmm, sounds like someone we know marcie: NAHHHH ed: beat your wife marcie: *snork* she'd kill me ed: be an exceptoin to the "no shirt not shoes" rule ed: see marcie: damn ed: having a cock-n-balls has all this fuckin extra cool baggage marcie: all this i'mm missing cause i don't have balls! marcie: well dammit, i'm gonna order a set! -- marcie preparing for life change Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 March 2003 %% Hawkman: i'd like to see wob have sex with yoda -- Hawkman with a dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 March 2003 %% marcie: cyn, to the dog: "corky, SHUT UP!" (to me) "god, she needs a life." marcie: me: "....uh." Vanyel: ahahahah marcie: i love my wife marcie: truly indeed :) -- marcie the loving spouse Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 March 2003 %% IGadget: I was about to ask if you had to do anything funky in outlook setup but then I realied the whole process is funky -- IGadget achieving enlightenment Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% ed strokes leo's tubesteak Vanyel kicks ed in his beernuts marcie: aw, they like each other Xi: mating rituals of the admin, tonight on the discovery channel -- a new TV show Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Xi: i need to get you a contracting gig to come here and teach the monkeys ed: hmmm. Xi: reflexive acls have them baffled, much like penguins and a laser -- Xi's monkeys need training Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Vanyel: you arent a good test engineer until you can get snow to catch fire. Kestrel: not a problem Kestrel: LOX is my friend -- Kestrel the good test engineer Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Kestrel: I think he got promoted from luser to fuckstick in this last job change -- Kestrel on someone unknown Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% wob: one of the techs is up on the roof shoveling snow saundo: ahahahah wob: half our wireless antennas are buried ;) -- wob during the blizzard Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Moni: smoken radishes saundo: ahahahah Moni: oh Moni: I have jellybeans saundo: how do you keep them lit? saundo: UH oh saundo double takes Moni: with the sparks from my vibrator saundo: ahahahaha Al: *koff* Moni: vroomvroom saundo: ahahahahaha Vanyel: aahahAHAHAHAHAH saundo: it be one of them steam driven vibes Moni: I should call the gf and blow smoke into the phone saundo: don't ask, don't smell -- Moni smoking nothing illegal at all, nosir Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Moni: can't find eingnesslessbbs.org Moni: hm Moni: wonder why? marcie: bahahahah Zorro: snicker marcie: cut & paste, moni, cut & paste -- Moni still smoking non-illegal substances Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Moni: yes,,,ut stiels rudl heive ahrnding marcie falls over laughing Moni: it made snese to me -- Moni speaking in tongues Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Moni: phone ringing...can't find the fucking phone Xi: answer a shoe, its all the same -- Xi helping Moni out Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Manuka: hmm. altoids. {spear|pepper}mint, or wintergreen? saundo: er, ass Moni: ASS Moni: elope Moni: peppermint is better or BJ"s Moni: for Moni: so, if you have a date with wob... saundo makes a note -- saundo getting sex tips Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% Moni: leather transgendered midget rabbi in crotchless chaps, leather vest and nipples exposed Moni: my mother will be so proud -- Moni on the officiant for her wedding Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2003 %% ed: I had a homosexual dream once ed: I woke up in the middle with a start ed: "WTF just fucking happened?" ed: I looked down, saw the wood was halfway there, decided to finish it off anyway. ed: no need to waste good wood -- ed being eminently practical Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2003 %% saundo: my fewllow americans, yip yip yip yip. yip yip yip yip. yours sincerely, George W Bush Vanyel: ahehehe saundo: P.S. I want an aircraft carrier named after me -- saundo on the president's war speech Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2003 %% marcie: goddammit marcie: every time i see dubya marcie: he looks like a retarded chimp Vanyel: ahahah marcie: EVERY FUCKING TIME saundo: you want to rape him with a table? marcie: look Vanyel: joy, rachel got a kick out of your snow pics marcie: at the front page of cnn.com Xi: he IS a retarded chimp marcie: right now saundo: or have his wife bend him over? marcie: it's his "i'm being really sincere" look marcie: but he still looks like a monkey with down's syndrome Xi: you know why he has that look right? saundo: "let's see you choke on a pretzel with it rammed up your ass, monkey boy!" marcie: he's passing gas? Xi: he's droppin a load in his pamper at that very second saundo: ahahahah Vanyel: ahahhehe Vanyel: yeah saundo: a presidential game of Who Farted? marcie: HAHAHAHA Xi: Babs always wins that game Xi: just as vagina sr. Xi: commander in queef Vanyel: you know what I bet really happined Vanyel: some idiot on a navy boat Soney: it's his "this worked iwth mom and dad everytime" look Vanyel: sneezed Vanyel: and hit th efire button prematurely saundo: "My fellow Americans - 30 minutes ago, Saddaym Hooosayn refused to pull my finger. This caused a gas build up in my colon, and so the UN security councils inability to act has made me fart, saundo: gamble and lose" saundo: "My shorts are full of presidential poop, and therefore I have ordered a strike against this evil bastard in the hopes that I can get mom to do a laundry before the shit really hits the fans saundo: good night, and god bless you all, and wipe front to back, people, FRONT TO BACK!" Xi: "My fellow Americans - did you see the look on their faces when that shit went and blowed up? WEEEEE DAWGIES! I ain't seen nothin' like that since paw shawt him a barrr" Vanyel: ahhahhehehe Vanyel: i love you guys -- come get us, FBI motherfuckers Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2003 %% Xi: now why didn't we send in reno Xi: just her marcie: YEAH Vanyel: heheheahahah Xi: nekkid marcie: COMMANDO BITCH saundo: some backdoor shenanigans are just what dubya ordered saundo: ahahahah Xi: the whole fucking middle east would run like hell Vanyel: actually saundo: naked reno with a bottle of oil and a 10" kong dong, and a mean look in her eye Xi: ABALHALBALLAHLABALHAL RENOOOOOO ABLHLAHLABALOBLAHLBALHALBLA Xi: *clickclickclick* saundo: ahahahahahahahahah -- Xi with a solution to the war Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2003 %% Vanyel: whatever my downstairs neighbors are cooking, it smells like rancid vagina -- Vanyel's neighbors Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2003 %% Vanyel: apparently, according to iraq, all those pictures of scores of tanks racing northward were fake. Jake: right... Jake: I did not know "denial" was a stage in modern warfare -- strategy in Gulf War II Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 March 2003 %% Zorro: hmm Zorro: in theory Zorro: if i decapitate myself, my mouh will quit hurting Zorro: HMM -- Zorro contemplating extreme measures Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 March 2003 %% Courtney: hey, in myopinion menstrual week is blow job week Courtney: that kid gets more than he deserves -- Courtho on her boyfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 March 2003 %% Jake: its not over yet? ed: apparently not ed: I just saw them interview some infantry col ed: they're thrusting towards baghdad Jake: THRUSTING wob: ed knows all about that ed: only if baghdad is akin to your ass -- ed on the Iraq War thingy Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 March 2003 %% Sarge pulls down his pants, for his own "Shock and Awe" attack.. -- Sarge displaying his Patriot missile Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2003 %% Slayer: i love watching porn that reflects real life Slayer: take this one for example Slayer: two girls sitting on bed in their undies putting on makeup. then they fuck. Slayer: _just_ like real life Slayer: i know this because my male classmates used to discuss this Slayer: and we were right. here's proof. marcie nods solemnly marcie: that's exactly how it happens. marcie: we didn't want to tell you before, but now that you know Slayer: i knew it marcie: the secrets of lesbian sex... revealed! -- Slayer finding out the big secret Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2003 %% Moni: I have to do jury duty today ed: hmm ed: not if you show up smelling like you haven't bathed in a month ed: and you keep talking to the gnome that lives under your chair. Moni: I'm going to wear my "FUCK THE SYSTEM" t-shirt ed: the soiled maxipad stuck to the outside of your clothing is also useful. Xi: as is a shrunken head on you keychain Kestrel: offensive gas Kestrel: lots of it Xi: which you affectionately refer to as "bubba" Moni: I'm going to go and have a burrito for lunch ed: teeth/testicles on a chain around your neck. Kestrel: chemical attack on the court Xi: a good case of temporary verbalized tourettes is good as well Kestrel: lima beans, scrambled eggs and some raw onion/tomato salad Xi: sprig of brocolli stuck in yoru nostril Sarge: start chanting pro-war, pro-killing things and fill in the judge's name at times Kestrel: tell them it's no problem to serve but you will be channeling a 1880 vintage sasquacth from 10am-3pm daily -- Moni getting advice on jury duty Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2003 %% marcie: i named my vagina "flash" once, but i think i was drunk at the time -- marcie's pet names Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2003 %% sunbeam: james is obviously sick of living sunbeam: he just ate the last brownie and drank all the milk -- pregnant sunbeam on her boyfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 March 2003 %% Slayer: i don't know how much i can take it Slayer: gah that wasy gay Slayer: I bsod'd when I was asleep Slayer: first he puts down all homosexuals, then he, for whatever reason, puts an apostrophe in a past tense verb Slayer: or sh ould that have been homosexual's Slayer: and put's Slayer: maybe even pa'st Vanyel: goddamnit slay Slayer: yes? Slayer: ye's even Slayer: i'm going to macro the s key to be 's Slayer: should make logging into places fun marcie: that wa's lame. Slayer: you can 'say that again marcie: and i 'shall -- the king's and queen's of Engli'sh grammar Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2003 %% cuinhell: i'm imagining the horrors that a mini-series with characters based on personalities here could inflict...and smiling -- cuinhell on casting the EN mini-series Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2003 %% sunbeam: i need to have my toesies painted Slayer: can i paint them in blood? sunbeam: uh that sounds horribly sick, but sure i guess Slayer: i love a girl willing to experiment -- Slayer experimenting Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 2003 %% Zorro: van. thaks for typing. you make me feel better -grin- Vanyel: no prob Zorro: heehee ed: hte ayw elo types is smothing to be porud fo -- ed on Vanyelitis Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 March 2003 %% marcie: Your search - "death of a thousand cunts" - did not match any documents. marcie: damn you, google. Jake: google did not fail Jake: YOU failed google Jake: ;) marcie: damn me! zf00d: to hell Cyrano: hahahah Cyrano: damnit, that should be quoted somewhere marcie: as indeed it shall! -- there ya go, jamez Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 March 2003 %% cuinhell: io saw a new raid last night cuinhell: a handicapped person with an assistance dog Kestrel: they are probably rack mounted on his legs for deployment cuinhell: had two of them in the car, only took one in store cuinhell: redundant array of inexpensive dogs Kestrel: HAHAHAHHAH -- cuinhell going to training Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 March 2003 %% Xi: its not every day you can offer a girl a chance to be in a skin flic with a camel and a bucket of guava -- Xi on a hot chick at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 April 2003 %% Zorro: what's in il twink? twinkie: my sex exchange opertaion Vanyel: see why I love this woman? Vanyel: that was a joke, right? -- Vanyel getting a little worried Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 April 2003 %% IG_blah: after being in here, you wonder why I cant interact with normal people? -- iGadget pleading for understanding Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 April 2003 %% Vanyel: well fuck Lia: not on command -- Lia asserting herself Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 April 2003 %% Moni: I've decided that peanut M&M's are going to count as a protein source -- Moni on a diet Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 2003 %% JimDrink: fuckk im fucki i fuckingblleeding JimDrink: goutrid t hit me un th ehad a bout 56 timrdx Slayer: what the fuck JimDrink: jeez cuinhell: whoa, he types like slay when he's drunk cuinhell: or leo sober Slayer: who hit you? Slayer: ahahahahhaha -- Jim slightly inebriated Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2003 %% Moni: 'course..it's probably not a good idea to write a cover letter and fix a vitae for a chemical dependency therapist's position, while i"m drinking wine and smoking a bowl marcie: nonsense marcie: hypocrisy is a vital element of psychology marcie: ;) Al: hahahah saundo: it's the hypocritic oath, right? -- saundo the medical expert Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2003 %% ed: dns is not voodoo ed: its been around long enough to seem like it ed: its like one of those thigns that nobody explains well ed: seems to me. ed: like midget porn ed: nobody can explain that sufficiently ed: and then you add midget bukakke to it.. Vanyel: ..and do a zone transfer Vanyel: adn you have DNS Vanyel: tahts what dns is like Vanyel: midget bukakke ed: yes Vanyel: only you have zone files instead of midgets ed: midget bukakke/goldenshower is what DDNS is like. saundo: hrm, midget bukkake dns adventure game ed: if all of it takes place on a boat ed: then, you have midget+bukakke+goldenshower DDNS saundo: on-a-boat ed: in prince william sound saundo: coated in oil Vanyel: OIL SLICK SEAL PORN! saundo: YEAH saundo: sliding seals saundo: pre-lubed ed: only if Captain Hazelwood is also stroking it ed: and clubbing a baby seal with his swollen member saundo: Captain MorningWood Vanyel: ahahAHAHAHA ed: yes Vanyel: goddamn ed ed: hazelmorningwood Vanyel: ed: only if Captain Hazelwood is also stroking it Vanyel: ed: and clubbing a baby seal with his swollen member saundo: ahahahahahah ed: *then* Vanyel: i swear ed: you have DDNS ed: now.. Vanyel: we gotta get ed on the airwaves saundo: *bam*splork* ed: if we want to get into ActiveDirectory + DNS ed: w're gonna have to bring in some backup for the midgets saundo: unhhhhh...UNNNNNH *crack* ed: AD + DDNS saundo: RAIM saundo: twice midgets for the price of one full-sized person ed: I b elieve the backup crew for that would be a pack of syphylltic redass tundra nomads from sibera. Vanyel: active directory is kinda like saundo: midget nomands Vanyel: a bunch of midgets sstanding on each others shoulders Vanyel: to be as tall as a regular person ed: all of which have their own reindeer testicle necklace Vanyel: each midget has a T-shirt with some info on it ed: and there is another midget, wearing a black executioners outfit that keeps clubing the midget at the bottom or the middle of the stack saundo: one testicle per necklace saundo: dude saundo: you're freaking me out Vanyel: ahahaha ed looks innocently. ed looks innocently around ed: ok Vanyel ducks ed: I must go to the airport saundo: ahahahah ed: think I'll get strip searched? *** ed is now known as ported saundo: you wish -- midgets and DNS Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2003 %% Vanyel: oh lord twinkie: hallowed be thy name Moni: thy smoke be done marcie: they kingdom come marcie: ahahahahhahaha marcie: thy bowl be done twinkie: on earth as it is in heaven marcie: on earth as it is in berkeley. Moni: in my pants as it is in others. marcie: give us this day our daily smoke Vanyel: give me my daily vodka marcie: and lead us not into straightness, but deliver us from normalcy. marcie: for thine is the bud, and the smoke, and the ganja forever... amen. marcie bows Moni: marcie rules again Moni: my brain isn't working fast enough marcie: that's me Moni: hmm..wonder why -- the geeks praying Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2003 %% Moni: I want a roast suckling pig wiht an apple in it's mouth. Vanyel: i'll make sure slayer is available Crazy: you want Slayer? Vanyel 5's crazy Moni: bwahahahaha Crazy 5's Vanyel marcie: ahahahahhahahah Slayer: fuck yall -- Moni on her wedding reception Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2003 %% marcie: 5) swallow marcie: 6) repeat -- marcie giving instructions on... something Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 April 2003 %% Zorro: i have reached a new level of disturbedness thanks to en marcie: our job here is done. -- Zorro's corruption becomes complete Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 April 2003 %% IGadget: so what are the chances that we actually got sadam? Jake: who knows Vanyel: well Vanyel: see Vanyel: Iraq has this great thing Sarge: probably about the same as Bin Laden IGadget: its called video tape Vanyel: Redundant Array of Inexperienced Dictators marcie: ahahahahhahahaaha Vanyel: you knock out one Vanyel: and another hotspare lookalike takes his place Vanyel: the ugly one with the glasses is the hotspare -- Vanyel with a theory Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 April 2003 %% ed: I know where you are ed: "you are in a damp twisty cave." Kestrel: hahahahah ed: "There is a sign: Princesses Vagina" cuinhell: HAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHA ed: "There is an acrid smell." Kestrel: stop Kestrel: please marcie: ahaahahahahha IGadget: kes is begging for mercy? ed: "There appears to have been recent activity on the cave walls." ed: "The finger jabs at you." Xi: "judging by the small claw marks of untold tortured small animals" ed: "You dodge.." ed: "It misses." Kestrel: "there is a lantern here" IGadget: "there are multiple scrape marks along the walls" ed: "You have been attacked by a small kobold." Cyrano: You see a set of keys on the ground here. Cyrano: >EXAMINE KEYS Kestrel: ferrte damnit Cyrano: They appear to be for an '86 Ford Bronco. ed: They have a rabbits foot keychain. IGadget: still attached to the rabbit Cyrano: now we can drive the truck out of here. ed: The floor of the cave begins to vibrate wildly. cuinhell: ! cuinhell: RUN! ed: A large phallis is coming for you ed: you find a tunnel to the left Kestrel: that ain't spud then ed: you dive in blindly ed: the phallis misses you Cyrano: oh my sides ed: you have become mired in goo marcie: oh ugh. ed: you struggle ed: the goo has you ed: you struggle ed: the goo has you Kestrel: goddamnit IGadget: your attacked by blind tadpoles marcie: You are in danger of being eaten by a goo. Kestrel: ed Cyrano: >OPEN POCKET Kestrel: stop Cyrano: In your pocket you find a prybar and a gallon sized tub of KY Jelly. marcie: *snork* ed: and a cyanide capsule IGadget: hahaha Kestrel: I will get onto the lay off list for giggling uncontrollably Cyrano: I had tabasco go through my nose ed: BREAK OPEN CAPSULE cuinhell: You hear the pathetic mewlings of a half-squished ferret. ed: the quivvering stops Cyrano: Oddly enough, the smell in the cave improves upon opening the ampoule. ed: you wrench yourself free with crowbar ed: you are now in the main tunnel ed: you feel pressure cuinhell: A cancerous growth strikes at you! Kestrel: clamp down!! ed: a great wind has begun blowing Cyrano: trivia. Kestrel: hahahah Vanyel farts Vanyel: sorry guys Cyrano: As you pass a turn, you see a set of initials carved into the cave: Cyrano: "<- A.S." ed: you grab onto an outcropping in the cave Vanyel: > Carve "S" on wall Kestrel: that's no outcropping ed: you flap uncontrollably in the breeze ed: you have been expelled from the cave Cyrano: You carve the word "elbereth" into the floor. marcie: y'all are so very very wrong Kestrel: "y'all"?? marcie: not that i didn't just paste the entire exchange into the quotes file, mind you -- another adventure for the geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 April 2003 %% ed: all I know about jews I learned on southpark. -- ed learning about cultural diversity Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 2003 %% Cyrano: what's wrong with gallons of battery acid? Vanyel: it's not very good for your skin -- Cyrano on a meth lab bust Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 2003 %% Jim: damned cdrom drive wont read my Windows ME cd.. and they say technology isnt smart.. -- Jim with his smart computer Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 April 2003 %% Cyrano: enjoy the spiciness of the new Kia Cilantro. -- Cyrano thinking up car ads Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 April 2003 %% sunbeam: and i actually wrapped a watermelon fruit roll up around a green olive marcie: sunners sunbeam: hi toots marcie: you have surpassed my sister in the "weird pregnancy foods" category marcie: that's awesome sunbeam: i don't know what made me do it, but it was good -- sunbeam getting ready to pop Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 April 2003 %% sunbeam: james won't play ping pong with me either sunbeam: he's just bitter because i kicked his ass 3 games in a row last night marcie: heheheh sunbeam: plus i beat him at air hockey Vanyel: ahahahah Vanyel: he sucks:) sunbeam: yeah he does sunbeam: last night was the first time I'd ever played air hockey, and who wold've known that I'm amazingly talented marcie: go sunners sunbeam: i knew i had a talent for something other than spelling -- sunbeam the talented one Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 April 2003 %% ed: word.. I had my dump ed: it was relaxing. ed: the monday morning dump is so critical ed: it usually makes or breaks the day, but, it can also set the tone for the week. ed: a clean launching can only mean one thing: ed: Trouble shall come knocking, but, thou shalt approach it with a happy colon. marcie: wow ed marcie: that's like... deep and shit Vanyel: chinese shit litany ed: yes ed: this is the power for a good monday morning shit. ed: clear thought. marcie: shit until your mind clears, and then, young grasshopper, you will have achieved enlightenment Vanyel: when your colon clears, your mind will follow. -- ed and his colon Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 April 2003 %% Lia: when you are writing a letter to accept an offer, what else do you have to say besides "I accept your offer"? marcie: "thank you for considering me, i am pleased to accept your offer of xxxxx" marcie: "i look forward to working with/for/in spite of you" marcie: "sincerely, lia" marcie: or whatever. marcie: i bullshit so well. Cyrano: you need the word "jiggy" in there somewhere. marcie: well, i figured that goes without saying. Cyrano: "I hope that my extensive list of physical and mental abnormalities will fit in well with the general character of the department." Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA marcie: good enough ;) -- Lia weighing grad school options Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 April 2003 %% Lia: the EN island Lia: built out of ramen Lia: that would be interesting -- Lia pondering great things Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 April 2003 %% Vanyel: eject *** cuinhell has been disconnected *** cuinhell has entered room 'Main' Vanyel: woah Vanyel: that was cool -- Vanyel being easily amused Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 April 2003 %% marcie: Bill went to a Cisco seminar on Thursday. He learned that the router IOS marcie: is becoming more smart. marcie: ... marcie: irony, thy name is network admin. marcie beats her head against her desk -- marcie, surrounded by idiots at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 April 2003 %% Cyrano: a latex catsuit, 10 pints of k-y jelly, and thou... -- Cyrano the romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 April 2003 %% Slayer: nice, not only am i getting pron spam, not i'm getting stuff labeled "My big c@ck in your ass" cuinhell: no wonder you never read my messages anymore -- cuinhell with hurt feelings Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 2003 %% Vanyel: it really irks me Vanyel: how nature is constantly building a better idiot -- Vanyel lamenting reverse Darwinism Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 2003 %% ed: you old fucker Kestrel: damn right Kestrel: old Kestrel: and old enough to have accumulated the contacts and wealth to make you dissipear should you annoy my cranky old ass -- Kestrel the elderly Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 2003 %% ed: jesus fuckting crist on a pogostick hopping through a parkinglot full of fucking skulls -- ed having a good day Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 April 2003 %% twinkie: i would want a slut twinkie: dressed up as wonderwoman marcie: well who wouldn't! saundo: uh oh twinkie: not that stupid usual slut stuff saundo sounds the slut klaxon twinkie: hahahaha saundo: we have a wonder woman reference! saundo: we have a wonder woman reference! marcie: yes marcie: we certainly do marcie: POINTY BOOBS marcie: YEAH! twinkie: hahahaha twinkie: catwoman! saundo: ROWR twinkie: nah i just think it would be stupid twinkie: to have a party with action hero sluts marcie: no marcie: that woule rule. saundo: superman doing tap sculls from the keg saundo: batman hurling behind the couch marcie: robin holding batman's hair while he hurls and making "tsk tsk" noises twinkie: spiderman from the ceiling saundo: wonder woman stoned, sitting out on the diving board naked as jaybird marcie: batman mumbling "stop nagging me" to robin between hurlings twinkie: no twinkie: thats my job saundo: the green lantern streaking through the house with a green-filtered flashlight up his ass saundo: screaming "the GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN LANTERN farts again!" twinkie: oh my marcie: and let's not even talk about the brown hornet twinkie: oh my! twinkie: actually i think it would be fun to have a party saundo: captain america eating twinkie after twinkie twinkie: with the big lebowski theme marcie: daredevil doing stupid party tricks involving what's under the hostess' clothing meg: phone's ringing dude saundo: ahahahah meg: thank you donny -- Justice League parties Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 April 2003 %% T: my Mom came up with an idea that would sell in the zillions if she could patent it and get someone to design it T: but I can't see anybody actually attempting to market a "fart vacuum" -- T with a great idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 April 2003 %% Cyrano: I have taken four sudafed today, and now I can't blink. Cyrano: eyeballs...turning...into...sandpaper... -- Cyrano trying to cut back Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 2003 %% Jake: BOMB THE SOUTH Zorro: jake........ lemme move first? please? Jake: NO Jake: no mercy for the wicked! Zorro: motherfucker. i will come haunt you Zorro: i will possess yer keyboard -- Zorro with a real threat Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 2003 %% *Zorro* if im ever compared to k again i swear i'll find a way to seek revenge -- Zorro plotting vengeance Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 April 2003 %% Vanyel: christ Vanyel: nothing like the urge to kill the second I walk in the fucking door. -- Vanyel enjoying his job Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 April 2003 %% ed: its all about bodily fluids in your enemies personal spaces ed: dont' let anybody tell you otherwise. -- ed on great vengeance and furious anger Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 April 2003 %% saundo: BREAK ZIPPER IN CASE OF EMERGENCY -- saundo with advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 April 2003 %% Lia: never heard a cello joke Lia: ever Lia: only ever heard 2 string jokes saundo: you don't need to saundo: it's a CELLO Lia: :P -- saundo the ex-trumpet player Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 April 2003 %% Xi: lart him with an unused coworker -- Xi with advice on marcie's boss Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 2003 %% ed: apple still fucks you ed: but marcie: they use lube ed: they kiss you first, and they use a bit of lube marcie: lots of lube marcie: yes marcie: whereas mickeysoft still dryfucks you with no warning Cyrano: ow. ed: windows yanks you 1500 armani pants down, flips you face side down into a vat of squirming electricrified maggots and goes at your ass with a 1975 carmen ghia marcie: exactly marcie: apple even calls you the next day marcie: mickeysoft leaves you with an unpaid bar tab and an STD. ed: in an expensive penthouse suite marcie: yeah ed: and they steal your wallet, credit cards, identity and shove them into pASSport and Vlad the Bulgarian script kiddie buys 1500 used condoms on an ebay auction using your info. marcie: ah marcie: i see you've adminned IIS. -- marcie and ed on software companies Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 2003 %% Cyrano: why waste time with puny drugs like alcohol and nicotime when there's chocolate? -- Cyrano with a good point Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 2003 %% Vanyel: and I hate perl jam. marcie: perl jam? Vanyel: yes. Vanyel: perl jam marcie: all right then Vanyel: i.e. eddie "whining like a rich white boy" vedder Vanyel: oh Vanyel: pearl jam Vanyel: goddamnit Vanyel: I didnt even fucking notice I did tat marcie: heheh marcie: i wasn't going to say anything ;) -- Vanyel lacking sleep Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2003 %% saundo: given the quality of work that i see from my own people, i no longer wonder why there are stains on the restroom ceilings -- saundo on quality control Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2003 %% twinkie: i got an autistic kid to sit still for a while so that counts for something twinkie: amazing what masking tape can do -- twinkie educating our youth Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2003 %% Cyrano: sleepy Vanyel: you arent sleepy until you see giant pink butterflies pass you on the san mateo bridge -- Vanyel one-upping Cyrano Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 April 2003 %% cuinhell: i am become root, destroyer of lusers -- cuinhell wielding his powah Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2003 %% Slayer: if i named my kid 'mary jane' what's the likelihood that either her or her mother would castrate me cuinhell: less than the likelihood that the woman would commit suicide after finding out she'd let you impregnate her Slayer: how's your momma doing anyway? cuinhell: try harder Slayer: didn't have to try at all. she rolled over like the french army. cuinhell: i could unignore zorro and get better jabs wob: maybe, but you wouldn't be able to read them -- slap fight! Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2003 %% cuinhell: HAHAHHAHAHHAHA i've got an STD on Postal 2 cuinhell: now i take damage when i pee -- cuinhell playing a game Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2003 %% firl: some days I wake up and still ask myself what the fuck i'm doing in texas. -- firl having a moment of self-doubt Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2003 %% cuinhell: slackers of the world unite (when you get around to it) -- cuinhell with a call for action or something Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2003 %% cuinhell: lusers would be better behaved if they knew we could eat them at the least provocation -- cuinhell on managing his users Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2003 %% sunbeam: i wish i had a little personal slave that followed me around to rub my feet marcie puts on sackcloth and ashes and follows sunners around sunbeam: scratch personal slave and insert half naked cabana boy with pina coladas marcie: aw, damn marcie: that lets me out marcie: ;) -- marcie being disappointed Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2003 %% Cyrano: the door is melting. twinkie: sure twinkie: melting? Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: I hate it when the door melts marcie: me too Cyrano: maybe I should have looked at that mushroom omelate more closely -- Cyrano eating strange food Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2003 %% Vanyel: i got a keyring stuic on myt fdnger Vanyel: brb -- Vanyelitis strikes again! Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2003 %% wob: mmm. wob: jewdick. -- wob sighing for what he's missing Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2003 %% marcie: i hear the dulcet tones of shitboss's voice marcie: it grates on my ears like sandpaper marcie: ah, monday. marcie bows marcie: thank you very much -- marcie reciting beat poetry Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 May 2003 %% ed: go go gadget anger -- ed harnessing his rage Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 May 2003 %% sunbeam: have i mentioned how ready I am for this baby to be out? sunbeam: it's too hard to ignore him when he's kicking the crap out of me from the inside sunbeam: i'm ready to start the neglect sunbeam curls up on the couch and eats a banana cuinhell: oooo ooo oo can i be your inconsiderate abusive boyfriend? sunbeam: totally cuinhell: awesome cuinhell: i'll be in sunny ca in june, so be ready Vanyel: can i be your insonsiderate abusive person you chean on your boyfriend with? sunbeam: cool, my birthday is in june sunbeam: yeah leo i need one of those marcie: can i be the lesbian best friend who seduces you away from both the inconsiderate abusive boyfriends? sunbeam: yeah my life is going to rule marcie: sweet! cuinhell: wait until I morph into the hateful serial killer of everyone you once knew, it'll be a riot! cuinhell: i've already negotiated the TV movie rights sunbeam: and the whole time i'll be neglecting my child and doing drugs and being a hooker on the side cuinhell: WERD!@ marcie: excellent cuinhell: you must have read the script draft -- sunbeam lining up her future plans Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 May 2003 %% Cyrano: I got lunch and got a little open container of habenero sauce Cyrano: as I'm walking back, a small fly buzzes around and lands in it Cyrano: dies instantly. -- Cyrano's sauce is mighty Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 May 2003 %% Jake: Poll: Americans Optimistic on Economy Jake: where the fuck does this poll data come from??? Jake: which fucking americans? Jake: where? Jake: they keep 1000 of the dumbest fucking americans in a cage just for poll data -- Jake ranting Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2003 %% Cyrano: why do we lose it Cyrano: the joy of seeing a single raindrop on a leaf Cyrano: the rush of wind against the trees Cyrano: the deer mowing down bicyclists Cyrano: second one this month. -- Cyrano making observations on life Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2003 %% marcie: wtf marcie: is wrong with you Slayer: did your wife leave you for your boss's boss? ed: no Slayer: then it aint all that bad IGadget: ed, have a bagel ed: if she did, though ed: that'd be cool ed: my bosses boss is his wife ed: and that could be fun to watch. -- ed on a rampage Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 May 2003 %% marcie: cool marcie: i downloaded a mini-animation app for my palm marcie: i just drew an 8-frame animation of my boss's head exploding. marcie: i can see this is going to be one of my favorite apps. DontKnow: cool marcie: hey, it's cheaper than therapy -- marcie recovering Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 May 2003 %% Vanyel: if I had a hammer Vanyel: i'd hammer lusers in the morning Vanyel: i'd hammer lusers in the evening, for sending me spam Vanyel: i'd hammer ralsky. I'd hammer spamford! -- Vanyel singing a little song Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2003 %% saundo: ass marcie: ass! Vanyel: penis. marcie: vagina. saundo: rectum saundo: don't do it Vanyel: nostrils marcie: anus saundo: urethra Vanyel: eardrum cuinhell: duodenum marcie: sinuses Vanyel: gills marcie: perineum saundo: intestine cuinhell: cockles marcie: testicles saundo: scrotum cuinhell: sheepdip saundo: sheepdip? marcie: australia! saundo: australia australia, we love you - crack a tube! Vanyel: fuck austrailia saundo: i'll relay the message next time i'm home marcie: roight, that concludes the reading of the rules -- bruce! *** saundo is now known as bruce bruce: alright bruce Vanyel: bunch of uppity upside down englishmen in denial bruce: mind if I call you bruce to keep it clear? *** cuinhell is now known as bruc3 bruc3: sure thing bruce *** Vanyel is now known as br00ce *** marcie is now known as brewce bruce: ahahahaha bruce: *** br00ce Vanyel Main bruce: *** bruc3 cuinhell Main br00ce: god we're sad brewce: yes bruce: *** bruce saundo Main brewce: yes we are bruce: *** brewce Marcie Main bruc3: heheh bruc3: this is bruce, brewce br00ce: there used to be a bug in ebbs bruce: hello bruce br00ce: where you could put a space after a chatid br00ce: how are ya bruce? bruce: good bruce bruce: crack a tube bruce: and now, the lord's prayer brewce: oi'd loike to ask the padre to lead us in a preeyar bruce: oh lord, we beseech thee, amen! brewce: amen! crack a tube! br00ce: god brewce: *sshhhhk* *** br00ce is now known as Vanyel *** bruc3 is now known as cuinhell *** bruce is now known as saundo *** brewce is now known as marcie saundo: well that was refreshing marcie: *** br00ce is now known as Vanyel marcie: *** bruc3 is now known as cuinhell marcie: *** bruce is now known as saundo marcie: *** brewce is now known as marcie marcie: i love it saundo: bruce, the pause that refreshes -- the geeks being very very bored Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2003 %% Jake: damnit Jake: its STARTING marcie: what Jake: I feel THE FEAR marcie: the dread? marcie: ahahah marcie: yeah! Jake: ahahahaha marcie: i know that dread. marcie: i know it well. marcie: altho marcie: mine is worse marcie: i have to go to mississippi when i go home. Jake: ehhh marcie: ;) Jake: new mexico/miss are oretty much interchangeable as far as suckiness goes Jake: er pretty much marcie: this may be true marcie: but we have better public restrooms ;) Jake: I remember when you guys beat us out fot #1 in drunk driving Jake: nm was so pissed marcie: ah, we were so proud! marcie: ahahahahhahaah Jake: oh and the ever popular race for 50th in education Jake: or poverty marcie: oh, we've got that one pretty much tied up Jake: those were the big ones if I remember marcie: except for arkansas Jake: damned mississippi! marcie: they come in last and fuck us up sometimes Jake: taking are well-deserved accolades marcie: damned arkanas! marcie: see, i can't even spell! marcie: fucking arkansas. -- Jake preparing to go home to New Mexico Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2003 %% Al: "Kwee-san?" "Yes, Ota" "In this server, the Iron Tech is combining Ultra320 Hard disks with an advanced RAID controller!" saundo: ahahahahahah saundo: fiber channel-sakai! Al: yes! saundo: the god of storage area networking! IGadget: was it made by atto? Al: "The challenger says that the Iron Tech's disks will overpower the other ingredients in this server, so instead he is using Serial ATA with an IDE boot drive." IGadget: yich Al: "oh...I've never seen that before...*giggle*" Vanyel: ahahahah Al: "yes, I believe it's commonly done in Gateway recipes." saundo: at which point the hardware floozy du jour is hit with a table Al: hmm. now I want a set of wooden spoons with interchangeable phillips driver bits. -- Iron Tech! Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2003 %% Vanyel: why is it as soonas I get ready to go, the turd thats been stuck in the chamber decides to come out Xi: because it doesn't like the commute -- Vanyel's bowels rebelling Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 May 2003 %% Slayer: i'm apparently so evil that i don't even have to try anymore -- Slayer accomplishing his life dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 2003 %% Slayer: i love the smell of a hindi man's ass after a night of curry binging -- Slayer with one of his favorite things Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 May 2003 %% Cyrano: could be that active desktop got roached AlFK: what did you do, log in? -- Al doing Windows troubleshooting Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 May 2003 %% Cyrano: Extended Unix octal mode bits are *hard*. -- Cyrano speaks truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2003 %% Cyrano: maybe leo and I could do a road trip Cyrano: kind of like thelma and louise, but without the dying part. IGadget: going to be packing heat? Cyrano: naah, just 50 gigs of mp3's -- Cyrano and Vanyel going to Moni's wedding Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2003 %% sunbeam: i was so excited over his first dirty diaper sunbeam: now, the excitement is definitely waning -- sunbeam the new mommy Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2003 %% Vanyel: play mp3's via lpr marcie: sick. Vanyel: actaully Vanyel: it makes some warped sense Vanyel: queue management Vanyel: in fact Vanyel: http://tinyurl.com/cj5w Vanyel: it us actually a great hack Vanyel: the more I think about it marcie: SICK marcie: mind you marcie: that doesn't mean i won't try to get it working Vanyel: hheeh -- Vanyel and marcie being sick and geeky Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2003 %% Vanyel: sometimes you just have to let someone do something you dont want them to do, to keep them out of your hair ed: or Cyrano: what, like breathing? Vanyel: well that -- Vanyel learning patience Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2003 %% Slayer: spoken like a man who's never accidentally superglued a condom on before -- Slayer talking about his sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 2003 %% ed: if you're thinking hard-boiled eggs in a tubesock ed: you'll get a good bag massage ed: if you're thinking mexican crack-whore lookin for that white rock in the base of your being, you're talking super vacuum suck ed: if you're thinking peanut-butter lickin lesbian, you'll get a sloppy knob job ed: dont' think about vampires workin a blood sausage, though... ed: unless you're into that. marcie: dude, you are so damn weird saundo: this, as they say marcie, is an understatement -- ed on blowjobs Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 May 2003 %% Xyll: hey marcie - any idea which word u smispelled back there? marcie: Xyll: hey marcie - any idea which word u smispelled back there? marcie: i think it was the word "irony". -- marcie battling the unarmed Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2003 %% Xi: knowing the NSA, they're cracking crypto Xi: or making better crypto Xi: once you have the key, opening the door is merely a small act ed: they're using it to figure out how to get to first base with your sister Xi: AHAHAHAHAHAHA ed: after 10 days of computing Xi: one answer comes up ed: the NSA's keycracker spits out "42" and then bursts into flames.. IGadget: damn, I dont even have a sister Xi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- the future of crypotography Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2003 %% ed coldboots marcie marcie: kinky Xi: whoa ed jackboots wob Xi: boot lesbian:b ed: boot> ed: boot> lesbian marcie: :) ed: loading 3233343x2434334 LESBIAN ed: ........waiting for carpet check..... ed: .......carpet check complete....... ed: init ed: starting Secure Sexual Hologram marcie: hahaha Xi: dd if=/dev/tongue of=/lesbian bs=1024 count=-1 IGadget: %%%%% ERROR: Nothing to put init ed: apache quad headed dildo starting Xi: asspache ed: login: ed: root ed: password: Xi: l3sb14n Crazy asks marcie to firgive them, they're just jealous you get more women than they do :) marcie grins marcie: i'm actually quite flattered ;) Xi: LesbianBSD ed: amazon on gspot% ed: ls Xi: ls -ialrt ed: leather Xi: ls -ilart ed: rm /dev/penis ed: cat /dev/null /dev/cumshot Xi: makedev UNCLEFISTY2K ed: '/etc/cumshot ed: ln -s /dev/penis /dev/dildo -- the new DykeBSD OS Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2003 %% Cyrano: lesbian biker nuns. marcie: where? Cyrano: had some weird dreams marcie: knowing you? i have no doubt about this. -- Cyrano showing off Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2003 %% Vanyel: oh woah. Vanyel: explosives found at a ups store marcie: eesh IGadget: mail bombs etc. -- the replacement for the USPS Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2003 %% cqafk: he was all loopy on demerol injections last night cqafk: "say, have you seen that little elf?" cqafk: "he's a good elf" cqafk: (sleep) Toby: lol Toby: I was lke that after my knee surgery cqafk: his mum asks him "did the elf take your testicle, taguen" cqafk: taguen: ohh baaaad elf" cqafk: (sleep) ed: mahahahaha cqafk: it was fun. -- Court's boyfriend after testicle surgery Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2003 %% Vanyel: so annoyed Vanyel: see Vanyel: I realised something Vanyel: I understand hitler now Vanyel: jews in groups can be SO FUCKING ANNOYING Vanyel: ARGH -- Vanyel on his Israeli-based employer Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2003 %% Vanyel: is zippy dating someone with kids? Slayer: no Vanyel: no, the other zippy Slayer: who is the other zippy Vanyel: the pinhead Slayer: i dare you to make sense Vanyel: ahahahah Vanyel: thats a tall order -- Vanyel ducking a dare Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2003 %% Jake: this place is too damned quiet w/o ed marcie: ain't it the truth Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: i have a few mins tho Vanyel: so Vanyel runs into the nearest phone booth Vanyel: and emerges... *** Vanyel is now known as edyel edyel: goddamnit cunty Jake: bahahahaha marcie: ahahahah edyel: what are you laughing at, twitnipple marcie: YEAH! Jake: ah yes marcie: COCKDRIBBLE! edyel: goddamnit edyel: I swear edyel: the phone rings edyel: it never ends marcie: "fucking techs!" edyel: damn monkeys Jake: fuckwit Jake: fuckwad edyel: watch your pussylicker, penisbleeder -- Vanyel trying to keep us entertained Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2003 %% Cyrano: I have a wok, a stick of butter, and a bag of chocolate cookies. -- Cyrano with a threat Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2003 %% ed: goddamn ed: the beer is good in the northwest ed: my fuckin liver had to go on the plane as carry-on baggage. -- ed back from vacation Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2003 %% Vanyel: you know Vanyel: windows XP is kinda nice Vanyel: its much easier to ddos than win2k -- Vanyel giving XP propz Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 June 2003 %% ed hands leo a pair of khaki slacks ed hands leo a sly, weasely grin ed hands leo a handful of company pens and other schwag ed slaps leo on the ass "Go make daddy proud! Sell Sell Sell!" marcie grins marcie: ed! remember Vanyel: ed. marcie: DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN SALESENGINEER! -- Vanyel being tormented Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 June 2003 %% Vanyel: i sawear Vanyel: one day meg and slayt are gonna end up having hot sex meg: is that one of your fetishes slay Vanyel: you knot ey secretly like eacho ther Slayer: only if i'm passed out and tied up -- wuv, twue wuv... Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 2003 %% Vanyel: testickle! Vanyel: I have several -- Vanyel bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 2003 %% Cyrano: you're not drunk if you can lie on the ground without hanging on. -- Cyrano with a guideline Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 2003 %% marcie: i must clean this goddamn room marcie: afk to get a broom and a flamethrower -- marcie breaking out the big guns Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 2003 %% marcie: holy shit marcie: i put up a mini-shelf and it's level, even marcie: go me marcie flexes Al stares Vanyel: bitch! tishy: a true dyke Vanyel: shes even got vests! tishy: can put up a straight shelf, and have it be the only thing straight in her life marcie: ahahah marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHA Al: hahahahaha -- tishy complimenting marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 2003 %% Vanyel: schompthing is vfrong marcie: Vanyel: schompthing is vfrong marcie: such as your typing? Vanyel: thats normal. marcie: oh yeah -- Vanyelitis strikes again Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 2003 %% Cyrano: Everything I Needed To Know I Learned From The Marcie Quotefile. -- Cyr solidifying her life philosophy Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 2003 %% saundo: and today's random sport for data center ops - server tipping! -- saundo being a jock Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 2003 %% sunbeam: he's absolutely adorable, possibly the cutest baby ever born Marianne: of course sunbeam: i'm not just saying that because he's mine and he almost killed me -- sunners on her new spawnling Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% Cyrano: that's one fringe benefit to parenthood Cyrano: I no longer fear any bodily fluids. -- Cyr the good parent Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% tishy: and leo, you can feed me grapes and stuff Vanyel: oh gee can I? tishy is injured, ya know tishy: keep begging like that and you might get places ;) Cyrano: fantasie impromptu op.66 Cyrano: you know, just *reading* this gives me chills Vanyel: get where? tishy: um tishy: places Vanyel: ok Vanyel feeds tishy coldstone tishy: oh god yes! tishy orgasms Slayer: what is coldstone and where can i get some? if it does taht wto women tishy: its when you take your dick and stick it in the freezer for an hour tishy: you should try it Moni: heh tishy: wait, you probably have already Vanyel: C>N|K tishy hands leo a towel marcie snickers Vanyel: whoever sais "/a milky ways" gets a baseball bat in the genitals. Slayer almond joys firl: hehehe Vanyel smacks slay in the nuts with fabby's head firl: hey wait. tishy: ahahaha Slayer: no no, keep it coming Vanyel: ok tishy: brb, on the great dvd remote hunt Vanyel cmacks slay in the genitals with monty's head firl: much better Slayer: not from my perspective Vanyel: you'll get over it. Cyrano: hah -- cold stone slayer's dick! Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% Slayer: why is courtney having sex appropriate, but me jerking off not Moni: because court is hot -- Moni laying down the law Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% Moni: at that point, GF starts screaming "ElEPHANT ELEPANT ELEPHANT" -- Moni's strange, strange sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% Vanyel: I usually scream my own name. -- Vanyel on HIS strange sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% tishy: we really should have a NestOrgy one of these days marcie: uhh marcie: i'd be scared of that IRL Al: only one? Vanyel: yeah. marcie: unless it was just you, me, china, meg and moni Vanyel: becaue DK would be there. tishy: ok Al: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA saundo: UGH Al: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA tishy: invite only Al: HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA marcie: ahahahahah saundo kicks vanyel saundo: you ARE EVIL Vanyel: nobody ever believes me. tishy: i do! saundo: i didn't believe you, but now I do saundo: you fucker -- the EN orgy! Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% Moni: pot fucks up my fingers Moni: good thing I'm not having sex -- Moni having a good time Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% marcie: i had a 3 inch clit! -- marcie bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% Moni: splish splash I was getting fucked in the ass Moni: long about a saturday night -- Moni with her ideal weekend Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% Moni: assflecks Moni: oh..that sounds bad -- Moni babbling to herself Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% Vodkyel: how the fuck Vodkyel: does a gorilla get named donkey kong marcie belches happily marcie: they misspeelled it Vodkyel: really/ marcie: it was supposed to be donkey dong Vodkyel: AHAHAHAHAH marcie: but they misspleled the box saundo: ahahahahahah marcie: and then they had to cover for their mistake Vodkyel: ok marcie: and make it a gorillia isntead f a mule or whatever marcie: and marcie: um Vodkyel: but where did the donkey come from saundo: so they put the gorilla in saundo: ahahahaha marcie: its possible i'm drunk saundo: nah Vodkyel: joy saundo: perish the thought Vodkyel: i love you marcie: i love you too loe ;) marcie: erm marcie: leo marcie: godamit Vodkyel: LOE!!!!~ Vodkyel: LOE LOE LOE! Vodkyel: ahahaha marcie: fck you saundo: you are hereby now know as "Level Of Effort" marcie: ahahah goddammit marcie: FUCK YOU -- marcie and Vanyel, possibly intoxicated Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2003 %% > Getting ridiculed by an online geek community is one indication that you > have a life. and to make this comment on a BBS is further proof that you are in desperate need of one. -- Zorro responding to K Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 June 2003 %% IGadget: semi naked I would take to men either not top or no bottom IGadget: I swear the complex pool needs a solar pool cover marcie: you have the most fascinating babble, gadget -- IGadget rambling Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 2003 %% ed: hate us not ed: for we are the feces monkeys -- ed lamenting his lot Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 2003 %% saundo: ok saundo: 10:30 Vanyel: later saundass saundo: wel, 10:24 Vanyel: GO tishy: fantasy hour over? saundo: and there has been no fantasies erupt saundo: this, as they say, is disappointing tishy: go find the lesbians tishy: i can't do this single-handed -- tishy in need of assistance Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 2003 %% saundo: Lesbian to the rescue! marcie leers Vanyel: bad joy. Vanyel: no donut. marcie: yes. marcie: YES saundo: ahahahah saundo: ba dum ba ting! Vanyel: there is no donut. tishy pictures marcie in a tight bodysuit with a big L on the front Vanyel: there is only hole. marcie snickers zag: hm tishy: Lesbian Girl tishy: and her sidekick, Butch Dyke Vanyel: look! in the sky! Vanyel: it's a carpet! Vanyel: no! saundo: it's a rug! marcie: ahahahahahha saundo: it's a flying harness! marcie: what is that huge flapping thing! marcie: it's... a tongue! and a pair of teeth! saundo: it's Dyke Girl! and Butchy BoyGirl! Vanyel: strange lesbian from another planet who can lick to the center of a tootsie roll pop in three licks tishy: oh, its Captain Strap-on! marcie: RUGMUNCHER POWERS ACTIVATE! Vanyel: AHAHAHAHAHAH saundo: Commander Strapon and Ensign Lube-o-tron! Vanyel: marcie: RUGMUNCHER POWERS ACTIVATE! saundo: you're going on a journey, a journey of sight, sound, and licking, you're entering - the DYKE ZONE marcie strikes a pose, fists on hips and chest out, as the sunshine glints off her teeth with a *ting* saundo: ahahahahah Vanyel: god Vanyel: this was the worst movie Vanyel: EVER saundo: there's a wonder woman joke here somewhere tishy sneaks up behind marcie and tweaks her nipples marcie: keep digging, saundo marcie jumps saundo: ahahahahah saundo puts the hard hat on tishy: they were sticking out saundo: i'll be back from the depths of my mind tishy: i just HAD to! saundo: the a/c is on Vanyel: her high beams are on tishy: oooh, its scary back there marcie hands saundo a flashlight anda canary -- marcie rescuing tish from the evil evil men Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 2003 %% Moni: arugh..my tits itch Moni: think I"ll let them be free -- moni, itching for relief (ba dum ba ting!) Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 2003 %% Cyrano: smurf genocide. cuinhell: i always, secretly, hoped gargamel would win. Vanyel: i wanted to be gargamel when i grew up cuinhell: buy a cat and live your dream -- cuinhell, charter member of PETA Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 June 2003 %% marcie: cynthia just called me up to tell me she's coming to pick me up marcie: "you know, uh, i was thinking that could, you know, celebrate the uh..." Cyrano: mmm marcie: "the supreme court decision?" marcie: "why yes!" Cyrano: damnit straight! Cyrano: er marcie: "it never was illegal in this state, you know." marcie: "so? it was illegal somewhere! celebrate! woo hoo!" marcie: "you are SO goddamn WEIRD." Cyrano: I am cracking up here marcie: so was i marcie: i'm still chuckling Cyrano: have fun celebrating Vanyel: ahahaahh Vanyel: damn straight marcie: oh i will ;) -- celebrating the sodomy laws being overturned Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 June 2003 %% china: Yes, he is dead. My work here is done. -- china on Strom Thurmond Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 June 2003 %% Sarge: men in a titty bar are like woman in a shoe store.. they want to see every pair regardless of the size.. -- Sarge with a poignant observation Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2003 %% firl: ugh. called into work early Vanyel: the batfone rang? Vanyel: you hadda come in? firl: its hard to say no to commissioner gordon Vanyel: "Abby. We need you in the office. 200 screaming harry potter fans are rioting. They need those books@ GET IN HERE!" -- firl the Librarianatrix Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2003 %% Cyrano: maybe a portable defibrillator just for fun Cyrano: "running kazaa? CLEAR!" -- Cyr on what to carry in her purse Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2003 %% Vanyel: i need a cool theme song Vanyel: chicks dig a cool theme song. lisa: hell yeah. that's why mr. rogers was so hot. marcie: hahhhaha Vanyel: nah Vanyel: i think it was his striptease, actually Vanyel: shit Vanyel: now I have this burlesque version of the miuster rogers theme going through my head marcie: ahahahahahahahahahahah marcie: congrats, leo marcie: you have sunk to new lows marcie: welcome to life with slayer Vanyel: it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood *BOMP* Vanyel: its a beautiful day ith a neighbor *BOMP* lisa: la la la Vanyel: wont you be.... miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Vanyel: *winks coquetishly* -- vanyel desecrating our childhood memories Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2003 %% marcie: i have a new religion marcie: i now follow the matrix Al: ? Vanyel: ahehehe marcie: and let me tell you why marcie: because the matrix has 1) cool music 2) cool shades, and 3) cool music marcie: oh, and trinity. marcie: can't forget that. -- marcie seeing the light, hallelujah! Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2003 %% Vanyel: i will gladly pay you tuesday Vanyel: for a blowjob today. -- vanyel with an offer we can't refuse Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2003 %% lisa: he is such a horrible actor lisa: it's sad lisa: i cry for him. Vanyel: well yeah Al: ha lisa: not really, but if i cared i would Vanyel: its bill from bill and ted Vanyel: saving the world marcie: it's ted Vanyel: "woah. I killed an agent." marcie: he played ted marcie: it's sad that i know that. Vanyel: "EXCELLENT!" *air guitars* marcie: hahaha lisa: actually his worst was on speed lisa: "there's a bomb. on. the. bus" Vanyel: yyeagh Al: did he do anything that wasn't total crap between bill & ted and the matrix? Vanyel: "there's a bomb, on. he bus." Vanyel: "excellent!" *air guitars* lisa: hah -- the crew on Keanu Reeves Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2003 %% Vanyel: you dont know pain till you catcgh you nipple in electric cliuppers. -- Vanyel, in such pain he can't type Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 June 2003 %% ed shoves his manmeat in wobs mouth ed: shaddup wob: geesus knock it off wob: i dont need a toothpick right now -- wob complaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 2003 %% saundo: like a rat out of an aqueduct Vanyel: so are the days of our lives -- as the Nest turns Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 2003 %% firl: quick. firl: someone tell me what motivates me Al: what motivates you? Al: your nether regions, when they quiver with urgency, as your entire being shakes with the desire of your lover's touch? marcie: um marcie: settle down there, beavis firl: no, probably not. Al: been watching too many bad SNL reruns I think Al: what motivates you firl: pretend you're at a job interview. Al: your desire to live well by better serving humanity? firl: or rather *I* am. meg: say you're trying to become a wino meg: but you need to be able to afford the good stuff meg: so you dont have headaches when you come into work marcie: ahahah firl: hehehehe marcie: i like that one firl: meg, that is the right answer, I thnk meg: ;) firl: i'm gonna call you on my cell phone if i need any other gems during my interview firl: make sure you're up by 9 a.m. marcie: that would be 8AM mountain time, meggers marcie: <-- helpful firl: :) marcie: chop chop! firl: she'll be up! firl: meg, maybe you should go to bed now... firl: so you're well rested. meg: ahahha marcie: yeha meg marcie: you need to get rested marcie: for firl's interview tomorrow firl: now meg, you'll need tocome up with some other good stuff firl: like my strengths and weaknesses firl: and maybe why i'm the best person for the job firl: and hmmmm meg: because you are the best librarian with retardation IGadget: strengths thighs, weaknesses chocolate and Ice cream marcie: YES firl: i can spontaneously drool during the interview if you think it will help my chances... meg: hah firl: or do you mean my patrons are the retards? :) IGadget: hahaa meg: tell em if they dont hire you that you'll go dewey decimal on their asses firl: ahahahahaha firl: If they don't hire me, I'm going to throw their library into total HX821 firl: wait. maybe thats not ararchy meg: uh oh there is that ferocious librarian wit firl: maybe i should look that up firl: anarchy meg: use that to your advantage Al: conan the librarian? firl: wit and a large sword -- firl the Librarianatrix Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 2003 %% marcie: "get down there and start licking!" Moni: lick em good -- Moni and marcie with a common bond Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 July 2003 %% marcie: moni can write porn without even realizing it -- marcie bragging on Moni Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 July 2003 %% meg: hm i got an email about "dirty stripers" ed: awesome ed: my wife got email about penis enlargement ed: I got one about lactating lasses meg: i could bust her walls apart with my enormous pole meg: if only i opened that email meg: why am i passing up such fantastic opportunities -- meg's fascinating spam Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 2003 %% marcie: damn the phone needs to quit ringing saundo: a leatherman and the phone cord saundo: sorted. -- saundo with a solution for the hell desk Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 2003 %% saundo: more penis enlargement spam Cyrano: "make penis fast"? -- Cyrano with creative spam Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 2003 %% saundo: cd /usr/sex/linux saundo: hrm saundo: i think my fingers are trying to tell me something -- saundo needing recovery Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 2003 %% Moni woke up for the third day with a headache Vanyel: getting enough iron? Vanyel: or water? Moni: I think it's my retainer Moni: and no, i'm probably not getting enough iron Moni: which would explain why I'm tired all the time. cuinhell leaps on moni and hits her with a 9 iron Moni: oh..I feel SO much better now -- cuinhell looking after Moni's health Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 2003 %% bitched: I had these two huge 100lb bags of meat sittin in the passenger seat of my truck Cyrano: it almost sounds like a sorority -- ed on his meat Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 2003 %% ed: stupidity stalks you ed: day and night ed: stupidity is the grim reapers cousin, lenny ed: the one that couldn't get a fuckin job because of his hair int he 70's ed: but now he's back Vanyel: ahahahah ed: the computer having provided him with more work than he can handle -- ed on stupidity Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 2003 %% Cyrano: this one reminded me of newt gingrich -- Cyrano on the product of her bowels Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 2003 %% Vanyel: i am now in stage two intestinal destress -- Vanyel with an update on *his* bowels Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 2003 %% china: ya know, I had an interesting conversation kinda happen the other day china: I'm not sure if I just volunteered for a threesome or not -- China having problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 2003 %% wob: abbyfirl firl: wob :) wob: beat any people with a book today? firl: only one, but he deservedit. -- the Librarianatrix with punishment Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 2003 %% Veritech: oracle makes baby jesus cry -- Veritech with advice on databases Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 2003 %% K: i thikn yo9u guys are just competing with each other for top weirdness honors K: the Nesty Awards -- K with a stunningly brilliant observation Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 July 2003 %% Vanyel: Lexington man kills himself at gas station after having two credit cards declined Cyrano: "Your gas pump is WITHOUT HONOR!" Vanyel: aheheh -- Cyrano going Klingon Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2003 %% K: I AM A MAN WHORE ARMY OF ONE -- K bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2003 %% K: when the best moment you have in a month is a girl telling you she's not pregnant K: yer having a shitty time -- K having a bad month Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2003 %% K: man i love my first drafted fantasy football team K: if this team were a woman, i'd stick my dick in it -- K with the love Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2003 %% Moni: heheh..I like my boss. she just walked into my office and threw chocolate at me -- Moni's boss, a likeable sort Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2003 %% Cyrano: maniacal laughter is bad, isn't it? firl: only if not used properly Cyrano: coming from my mother firl: then, no its bad. -- firl's advice to Cyrano Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2003 %% K: i like n iggers marcie: behold, k's contribution to diversity, peace and racial harmony. -- *sniff* that's beautiful, man Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2003 %% twinkie: we are the classy ppl around here twinkie: *belches* -- twinkie, the classy dame Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 July 2003 %% Moni: I have to stop thinking about wedding stuff. I just had a dream that Vicki didn't show up to the wedding, but I had the ceremony anyway and leo was the standin -- Moni overdoing it a bit Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 2003 %% marcie: twinkie baby twinkie: hey marcie marcie fixes twinkie dinner, slowdances with her, plies her with expensive wine, and seduces her in strange and deviant ways twinkie: missed ya sweetcheeks marcie: i knew it -- marcie wooing twinkie Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 2003 %% Moni: gay men exaust me Cyrano: context, moni, context. -- Moni giving away her secrets Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 2003 %% tishy: blue pee, coffee-colored snot tishy: you're so colorful, leo -- tishy admiring vanyel's bodily fluids Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2003 %% Lia: ok, how's this for amusing Lia: I have to fill out a health form to send in with my paperwork for U of AZ Lia: can't finish it because I don't know my blood type Lia: I know my damn DNA profile but not my blood type Lia: go figure -- Lia reaching the pinnacle of geekdom Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2003 %% Courtney: I hate having taguen gone away Courtney: hate it! Courtney: I feel totally empty and devoid Courtney: it fucking sucks marcie dives into courtho's lap and does indecent and perverted things to her Courtney: oh Courtney: well then Courtney: taguen who? marcie: ahahaha Courtney: :D -- Courtney being all cheered up Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2003 %% tishy: The average ejaculate travels about 28 miles per hour, faster than the average city bus, which travels about 25 miles per hour tishy: get there faster, ride a sperm -- tishy the travel agent with advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2003 %% Vanyel: i hope to one day be able to piss fractals tishy: can you piss famous works of art? tishy: the mona lisa? tishy: waterlillies? Vanyel: i can shit the mona lisa. tishy: stary starry night? Vanyel: ok this topic isnt much better. -- Vanyel trying to change the subject Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2003 %% *** K has entered room 'Main' K: ugly fuckin whores. K: oh, i'm sorry, hi marcie: don't talk about your momma that way marcie: it's unchristian K: mama's a christian K: i'm talking about whores marcie: and the difference is...? lisa: don't talk about me like that tishy: what, you can't have a christian whore? lisa: i prefer slut rather than whore Al: christian whores. K: mmmm K: christian whores Al: rosary anal beads. K: fuck catholics Al: *shrug* Vanyel: i lov eyou guys -- loading up the bus to hell Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 July 2003 %% K humps lisa's leg lisa: down. K humps lisa lower lisa: oh yeah K: that the money spot baby lisa: wait K: no lisa: you missed it K: *jizz* K: oops Vanyel: rofl K: i'll get you a towel. marcie: was it good for you, lisa? lisa: almost -- lisa's fabulous sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 July 2003 %% K: with your 256kb penis Vanyel: and my 48mb hamster. Cyrano: well Cyrano: apply shannon's law CrOW: *shudder* Vanyel: *** Vanyel (Perpendicular Teeth): Cyrano: that's a pretty small hampster Vanyel: *** Logged in from 48mb-hamster.nurgle.net Cyrano: maybe a micron across? Vanyel: rofl Cyrano: at one bit of entropy per planc area Vanyel: it has to be small to fit in my 256k penis. CrOW: more bistro math K is crackin up CrOW: never adds up to anything Cyrano: so that's a 30-pin one? K: 9 pin penis Vanyel: just the one pin. K: one pin Cyrano: serial. K: beige wire marcie: parallel penis? Vanyel: i guess that would be better than a spiral one. K: rated at 2400bps Cyrano tries to make an awful pun involving bps and fails. marcie: fortunately, spiral penises are rare. marcie: or so i hear. Vanyel: ahahah Vanyel: oh fuck i think i pulled something laughing Vanyel: no it wasnt my penis marcie: :) -- calculating PenisMath Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 2003 %% K: lets have an orgy lisa: you're old CrOW: lets not K: sure? K: i hav ea twister board K: and some KY jelly lisa: ugh -- K entrancing the ladies Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 2003 %% K: some people say i have rabies K: i just think i hav ea digestion problem with saliva -- K continuing his seduction Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 2003 %% sunbeam: i have a 24 inch tall woo