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The quotes file NOW MADE INTO MOVIES! YEAH!

Original quote:

Cerberus: well, worse comes toworse...
Cerberus: you can always go back to sucking dick behind the burger king for
          money.
wob:      damn right
Cerberus: or work in a NOC.. either one.
wob:      hehehe
wob:      i think i'll go for sucking dick
wob:      its less painful on the ass

				-- wob's career options
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 January 2004

Slaywhore the Great

Original quote:

ed:       yo
ed:       slaywhore the great.
Slayer:   i like that
Slayer:   address me thusly henceforth
ed:       aye
ed:       slaywhore
Slayer:   the great
ed:       I shall shorten it, as is my wont.
Slayer:   the title is necessary to affirm my glory
ed:       your glory shall be reaffirmed 
ed:       when the day or reckoning is among us.
Slayer:   i guess i'll wait then

				-- royalty learning patience
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2004