see also http://www.eaglesnestbbs.org/old-reverse-enquotes.txt %% You mean the net is NOT real life???? Boy, are there going to be some VERY disappointed people.... -- SoSweet Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 1996 %% > [bitches to] the government for they screw us in the ass, which is > probably one reason why i wont vote this fall That's brilliant. I guess it hasn't occurred to you that the only way to get rid of those who are doing the ass screwing is to VOTE THEM OUT. -- TheRock Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 1996 %% > > However, the time has come for PC applications to beat the shit out of > > UNIX applications. Not to mention UNIX itself. > > now them's fightin werds... I couldn't stop laughing long enough to think about fighting... -- Warf, Dweezil and TheRock Eagle's Nest BBS, June 1996 %% berries: sorry i took so long..was accosted by a bbq sandwich... -- berries in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 June 1996 %% jaymee: al i thought your hair didn't rock AlBundy: Jaymee's hair rocks and Billy's hair is unplugged... -- jaymee and AlBundy Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 1996 %% Cerberus: marcie - hark. using me for sex? for shame. do it more. -- Cerberus Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1996 %% This is an Olympic sport? I watched it, looking at these girls twirling ribbons and tossing balls in the air. For a second, I thought they were synchronized swimmers who had beached themselves. -- wobboh1, on rhythmic gymnastics in the Olympics Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 August 1996 %% wob: something was being weird llama: is that a technical explanation of the problem? -- wob and llama Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 September 1997 %% Courtney: i have gas, do you still love me? unsane: oh jaesus, that stinks Courtney: hahahha Courtney: *wafts* marcie: i can see why you & kevin get along so well, courtney Courtney: haha why? marcie: wafting :) Courtney: HAHAHHA -- Courtney showing off her bodily functions Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 September 1997 %% Cyrano: you know Cyrano: I never thought I'd get paid for sorting through porn llama: sorting through porn for a living has always been my dream job llama: ever since i was 14, anyway -- Cyrano and llama doing guy bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1997 %% Jane: you know Jane: i just realized how corrupt you guys are :) marcie: yeah... ain't it grand? Jane: yeah hehe wob: and there is something wrong w/ corruption? Jane: well not if its what yer used to :P -- the resident perverts in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 September 1997 %% meg: this is like the fourth instance in ths past week that some world situation or evennt is different to slay than it is to any of the rest of us -- meg Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 November 1997 %% Slayer: BlueKing: so slayer...where are you from? Slayer: mexicans: Slayer's from hell. Slayer: i love being a legend -- Slayer, of fame and legend Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 1997 %% saundo: dweez saundo: stop masturbating *** dweez has been disconnected marcie: HAHAHAHAHA saundo: HAHARHAHRHARhAHRHARhaHrAHRhAHRhARHAHRHARhAHRHARH -- saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 1997 %% Mistress snuggles against Slayer. Slayer: i want grilled cheese -- Mis and Slay Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 December 1997 %% Saundo: I'm tempted to beat off just for the excitement value marcie: HAHAHAHAHAH marcie: yer bored, aren't you. Saundo: 100% -- saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 December 1997 %% saundo: "You realise, that if you speak french, I will have to bowl you over in a frenzy of clothes tearing and toungue lashing" saundo: "Oui" -- saundo trying to seduce me in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 1997 %% Al: why the fuqq does windows seek my floppy drive every time I resize the desktop ? Saundo: I have no fucking idea Saundo: I think it's lonely -- saundo's wisdom in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 1997 %% Slayer: im netsexing you, pay attention -- Slayer vying for attention yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 December 1997 %% miri: you suck Slay Slayer: well im sorry Slayer: last thing i saw was when i said that shit about black sapphires miri: damnit I was telling you the meaning of life and now its gone -- miri and Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 1997 %% Saundo: guiness is drunk by the US marines who are guarding the streets of heaven -- Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 1998 %% wob: james likes to impress all the girlies Cyrano: oh yah Cyrano: that studly astronomy knowledge just knocks 'em out Cyrano: I learned that and I was able to stop using chloroform wob: HAHAHAAH Saundo: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA -- the g33k boyz in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 January 1998 %% llama: do they actually pay you to fuck their machines up or is this just a hobby? -- llama Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 January 1998 %% Saundo: It was over my head, wrapped around one arm and RIGHT up the crack -- Saundo (and we DON'T want to know) Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 1998 %% Saundo: least I can WRITE my name in snow Jane: ooh Saundo: in fact, I can sign my name in snow :) Jane: i wanna do that Saundo: follow your dreams, jane -- Saundo and Jane Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 1998 %% Saundo: some sick fuck put a postit on my screen one AM Saundo: and I fucking tried to move it for 10 minutes [with the mouse] Saundo: I was NOT awake wob: HAHAHAHAH marcie: hahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Saundo: I figured it out eventually Saundo: then I nuked that fucknuts machine -- Saundo displaying great intellect Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 1998 %% Outlaw: you know, I think Grape Crush is one of the most underrated sodas of all time -- Outlaw Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 1998 %% Saundo: ethernet Manuka: russian: ethernyet? Saundo: no Saundo: that'd be russian for token ring -- Saundo and Manuka Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 January 1998 %% Cerberus: oh, we have monday off Cerberus: I forgot the rest of the world doesn't Cerberus: yeah, we are celebrating the invention of the vagina Saundo: :) Saundo: excellent Cerberus: the best thing Man has ever found (and it just happens to be in a woman) Saundo: how come we don't have cool holidays like that? :) Cerberus: I'm going to help celebrate by invading one as afast as I can Cerberus: repeatedly Cerberus: :) -- Cerb and Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 January 1998 %% Cerberus: I wrote a script for a class once Cerberus: and I used named of EN people as all my variables Saundo: heheheheheh marcie: heheheheh Cerberus: and i had beavis and butt head expressions as names for my functions Cerberus: I_need_tp_for_my_bungole (int TheRock, char *dweez) { Cerberus: ... Cerberus: it ruled Cerberus: I got the assignment back, perfect score, and a note from my prof saying "I have a good phone number if you need someone to talk to" Cerberus: afte rthat, the semester was a breeze Cerberus: hey - I was bored Cerberus: I turned in one assignment Saundo: I can tell :) Cerberus: where all of my variables were Cerberus: variations on the word potato Cerberus: "potatoe" "potate" "potato" "potatoes" "frenchfries" "potatochips" Cerberus: etc Cerberus: my prof asked me if I was getting enough starch in my diet -- Cerb giving coding tips Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 January 1998 %% Saundo: she's good wob Saundo: she's almost g33k marcie: she can even laugh g33k Lisa: add a few h's Lisa: add a few a's Lisa: a r now and then Lisa: im awsome wob: hahahhaah wob: that rules. Lisa: it does wob: we will train her wisely wob: and show her the ways of the force marcie: yes marcie: train her in the ways of the g33k Lisa: train me to become one with the g33ks Saundo: we will entrust her with the ways of the LART marcie: you have mu ch to learn, young skywalker Saundo: Why do I feel like 0b1 1 k3n0b1 now? Lisa: i must use teh force wob: cuz you are, pinhead Saundo: "No "try", there is inly "do" and "LART" marcie snorks Lisa: you guys are really bad trainers Lisa: sorry to say Lisa: but its true marcie: hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA Saundo: hell no Lisa: hell yah Saundo: you're learning the way we did marcie: it's a zen thing marcie: turn up the mantras Saundo: and if you thing "man" will get you one, it's hopeless Lisa: hrm Saundo: ooooh yes marcie: especially the one entitled "heqad like a hole" Saundo: mantras marcie: head, too wob: heh marcie: :) Saundo: :jesus built my hotrod" marcie: hahahahahah YES -- the g33k gooroos training a young Jedi Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 1998 %% wob: i did NT admin for 1.5 years wob: that was enuff Saundo: heh wob: i am now going bald because of it wob: I HAVE PROOF -- wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 1998 %% dweez unleashes wob's SSToD on slay marcie: *buzzz buzzz* Slayer: sweet and sour tww of death? marcie: HARhAHRARHARHRaRhAHRaRHaRHARARarHArharHAHRAHR -- g33kz in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 January 1998 %% Slayer: goddamned wet cat running on my legs trying to get petted marcie: hahahahaha marcie: slay, i've never known you to turn down a wet pussy marcie ducks and RUNS Slayer trips marcie and beats the fuck out of her miri: hahahahahHAHAHAHahahahaahah Slayer throws things at miri too marcie: AHrAhrahrAhraHarHArHArHAR Cyrano: pahahahahah Cyrano: good one marcie: gosh miri is still laughing marcie: that was terribly vulgar of me, wasn't it? marcie: oh well Cyrano: hey Cyrano: when you see opportunity marcie: so true, jamez -- the resident perverts yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 January 1998 %% saundo: one of my lusers is hopping down the hallway saundo: this is most disturbing -- Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 February 1998 %% st0n3d: BE ASS FILTERED st0n3d: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Renee: haha st0n3d: YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF THE ASSFILTERED COB Renee: i'd love to visit your planet wob -- w0b & renee Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 1998 %% meg: robert's not apethetic he just don't give a fuck -- meg Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 1998 %% meg: and here's our king bitch wob: fuck you all -- meg and w0b Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 May 1998 %% Cyrano: so meg, think you'll be able to stand geek central? meg: james, it's gonna be like living w/ ren and stimpy -- meg on she and wob living with wozzeck Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 May 1998 %% saundo: gah saundo: iz fucking raining saundo: I hate rain saundo: I mean it's cool to fill up resevoirs and schtuff saundo: but falling on me? saundo: nah-uh marcie: how dare it marcie: :) marcie: the gall of some gods saundo: I shall subvert the weather to BOFH will marcie: yes marcie: you shall saundo: "Now look, Gaia, enough with the fucking rain." saundo: "Or I will LART your pretty little oceeans from here to eternity" -- Saundo being BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 May 1998 %% IndyJ: how the fuck are YOU? saundo: I am FUCKING good saundo: :-) IndyJ: thats fucking great man saundo: wahahahah saundo: you dork :-) marcie: another conversation of typical intelligence on EN :) IndyJ: sorry, i was trying to be k for a minute heh -- the boyz Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 May 1998 %% Saundo: you need the idiots guide to the uidiots guide to computers Saundo: it has hand puppets -- Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 1998 %% marcie: so marcie: saundo marcie: are you nekkid? :) tish: that's our marcie tish: always indirect and proper tish: ;) marcie bows -- marcie and tish Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 June 1998 %% Lisa: you know cheese is a very important factor for everyones future? Al: how so ? marcie: is it? Lisa: b/c if we didnt have cheese mice would starve out and die Al: uh no. Lisa: then cats cant case them around or eat them so the starve Lisa: just listen Lisa: then dogs cant chase any cat so they get obese and die Lisa: there goes mans best friend Lisa: men die Al: haha Lisa: women rule Lisa: but only for a short time Lisa: by means of reporduction Lisa: and buh bye earth Lisa: thats my shortened version Al: you left out turkey basters and frozen donations Lisa: it just slipped my mind Lisa: my bad -- lisa being philosophical Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 1998 %% marcie: hehe marcie: hey baby :) akunam: yeh marcie slaps manuka to set him straight *** akunam is now known as mukana marcie hmmms marcie slaps manuka once more *** mukana is now known as aakmnu marcie spins manuka around once and THEN slaps him aakmnu: dammit, I'm now in alphabetical order *** aakmnu is now known as 10001100 marcie: hahahahahah 10001100: shit. binary now marcie: hmm marcie: this will take some doing 10001100: . o O (that's what you get for smacking me into a qmail queue) marcie tosses manuka up in the air, spins him around TWICE, punts him once and slaps him three times *** 10001100 is now known as manuak Courtney: akuna matta manuak: woo. almost marcie: hmm, almost Slayer: boo manuak jumps *** manuak is now known as mkunaa Slayer: whats up mkunaa: dammit, slayer mkunaa: marcie almost had me unscrambled mkunaa: and you had to go fuck it up mkunaa punts slayer marcie: we really don't plan these things, you know :) -- Manuka being silly Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 1998 %% Al will arm-wrestle marcie for lisa marcie: dat's right Lisa: dont anyone ruin this moment cause i feel loved and stuff -- lisa getting an ego boost Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 June 1998 %% Lisa: STOP THE INSANITY! *** Monty has entered room 'Main' Lisa: how ironic -- lisa imitating Alanis Morrisette Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 June 1998 %% Manuka: me have sammich for sweetie Manuka: me go bring food Manuka: *grunt* marcie: ahahaha marcie: you're so cute :) marcie pinches manuka's cheeks Manuka: me fight saber-toothed tiger to get sammich *ungrt* marcie smirks Manuka: OK, so he was a fluffy kitty. so what -- Manuka being all studly Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 June 1998 %% Al: lookit marcie f'rinstance... Al: she's almost normal. marcie: *snerk* marcie: almost being the key word here Lisa: am i normal? Al: yes, but we're working on you. Lisa: ah -- lisa being educated Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 June 1998 %% IndyJ: lisa is mature for her age-it usually takes 10-15 years of abusive relationships for a woman to have her kind of sexual baggage -- IndyJ Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 1998 %% IndyJ: weve replaced lisa's regular coffee crystals with crystal meth..lets see if she notices -- IndyJ observing lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 1998 %% marcie: need a nick for woman with attitude RayRay: hmmmm RayRay: hold on, i need another drink for this marcie: wahahahahaha marcie: that's MY little sister, y'all -- marcie as the proud big sister Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 1998 %% Courtney: is 19 kid? afk: compared to marcie afk: yes afk: :)_ marcie: HEY NOW Courtney: well marce is my pimp Courtney: she has to be older marcie: oh yeah marcie: i am -- lisa, marcie and Courtney Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 1998 %% Lisa: W3RD marcie: um marcie hits lisa over the head and watches her slump to the floor marcie: all better now -- marcie taking good care of lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 1998 %% T: man, things got quiet all of a sudden... marcie: i was netsexing lisa marcie: sorry marcie: :) Lisa: dammit marcie Lisa: dont tell everyone -- lisa getting embarrassed Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% saundo: i appear to have eaten all my pens -- saundo being sleep-deprived Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% saundo: oh dear saundo: I am a fucked up person :-) -- saundo on reading this quotes file Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% Mistress: ice cream with hot fudge, wet walnuts, whip cream and cherries marcie: that's not a sundae, that's a recipe for really hot sex Mistress: I forgot to mention that I wanted to eat this off of your breasts marcie drops her screwdriver -- Mistress seducing marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% Mistress: bah..she walks in, bitches that it's hot, grabs a magazine and heads off to the bathrom Mistress: why do I feel like I'm living with a man? -- Mistress complaining about her girlfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% IndyJ: i knew a girl who wore vanilla for her perfume IndyJ: didnt turn me on, but i was jonesing for a cookie whenever i saw her -- IndyJ Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% opus: lisa, would oyu have a problem with attacking a number of very select countreis and states for personal graitfication? Lisa: uhm Lisa: is this a trick question? -- lisa getting suspicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% RayRay: Argentina opus: why? RayRay: that madonna movie opus: damnit, argentina is going DOWN -- the geeks discussing what country to blow up first Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% Slayer: id say some down and get stoned and we'd fuck like bunnies, but we might wake my gf RayRay: except for the cameras in the garage -- slayer seducing RayRay Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% marcie: POS hotjava fucking gawddamn motherfucker shitfaced excuse for a browswer Saundo: wahahhaha Saundo: don't hold back, marcie Saundo: tell us what you really think :-) -- marcie (once more, with FEELING) Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% Mistress: tTHE HILLS ARE ALIVE...... Mistress: the hills are alive! Mistress: they are attacking Mistress: RUN for you lives! Mistress spazzes out marcie: HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA Mistress: they're moving! woo..the colors...the hils are breathing Saundo: "godamn hills. Last time we hadda knock em all over" Mistress: hmm..we've secretly replaced moni's diet coke with lsd..let's see if she notices Saundo: taste the colours Mistress: wow man Saundo: wahahahahah Saundo: damn Saundo: you found out Mistress: like..breathing hills Mistress: kewl Mistress: bad time to be studing the ink blot test Mistress: THE CARDS ARE MOVING! Mistress: they're looking at me Saundo: wahahahah Mistress: ink spilling out over the edges of the card Saundo: "no, like, man, don't hurt the blobs man.... the blobs are you friends..." Saundo flashes the peace sign Saundo flashes Mistress: WOOP Mistress quietly slips saundo a little bule pill Mistress: er Mistress: blue Saundo: WOO Saundo: "Out out, demons of fertility!" Saundo: etc Mistress: ROFL Saundo: *ahem* Mistress: okie Mistress: i am better now -- Mistress going crazy Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 1998 %% *Ray* yeah, a couple got too bitchy, so i just put their asses on hold and ignored them for a bit *Ray* i'm a temp, what are they gonna do, fire me? *Ray* then one of them would have to answer the damn phone -- RayRay displaying customer service skills Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 1998 %% wob: i have oc-12 sonet ring in house wob: plus 6 ds-3's wob: i fucking rock. saundo: your tww just gained another mm wob: yes it did -- w0b being manly Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 June 1998 %% saundo: it is a delight saundo: if I could have sex with any food, and want to have it's children, it'd be sushi miri: what would saundo-sushi babies look like? saundo: kinda like dead spermatozoa saundo: i'm guessing saundo: saundo: Anyway saundo: enough about me and unnatural acts with delightfully prepared raw fish saundo: fun thoa subject it is -- saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 1998 %% saundo: well fuck them saundo: FUCK them saundo: F U C K T H E M saundo: bedn them over, saundo: throw away the lube saundo: get out the 12" diameter dong of enlightenment saundo: and THEEEERUST saundo: and LART soem LATEX cloos into them saundo: I need to get drunk saundo: right NOW saundo: they never stop saundo: i see the little blinky hold light go on saundo: and I know it'll be alison putting through one of my lusers saundo: and I cringe and die a little inside saundo: and I let them sit for a couple of minutes while i knock back another slug of tequila saundo: then I pick up the phone and be nice to them, even though my brain is telling them to GET A FUCKING CLUE saundo: and then I tell them "no problems", accept their worship of me, and pour another shot, ready for the next bout of fucked up cluelessness saundo: this is how tech support should be run saundo: I'd drink a lot of tequila tho saundo: *slam* "Tech support, what the HELL do you want?" saundo: "Can I just put you on hold, I need to throw up and put a new keg on" saundo: "I'm sorry, I have a call on the other line, may I put you on hold? It's Mr Jack Daniels" Al: haha Al: werd to yer shotglass saundo: yes saundo: YEStech support survival kit saundo: 1 item: saundo: Jack Daniels, 43 gallons saundo: Leather man tools saundo: and a razor blade saundo: Down not across saundo: wahahahahah -- saundo on a serious rant Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 1998 %% guest: how to quit? you know? miri: ctrl alt delete marcie: ctrl-alt-delete -- the girlz being mean Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 1998 %% Lisa: slay you dont chat very much Slayer: sorry, i was waiting for you to tell me your breast size -- slayer being himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 1998 %% opus: is this place more fun over here? miri: sometimes miri: sometimes not opus: well I meant is it more fun right now miri: depends on whos drunk -- miri speaks the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 1998 %% Slayer whips his penis out marcie: IMAGINE -- Slayer and marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 June 1998 %% Mistress: no beer was harmed during this sexual act -- Mistress Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 June 1998 %% Renee: can someone tell me how to get the eyes off this stupid machine? miri: eyes? Renee: "xeyes" marcie: ahahahahahahahahahhaahhaa marcie: it's following you, is it? Renee: yes. and its stretched to fuck and its annoying marcie: wahahahhahahaha Renee: i'm glad you find it humourous:P -- marcie enjoying a cruel laugh at Renee's expense Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% saundo: back to vaginal pharting Lisa: that sounds fun -- saundo and lisa enjoying themselves Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% Lisa: i had no power last night Lisa: it sucked Lisa: no tv no nothing Lisa: i couldnt handle being amish Lisa: my dad and i bonded last night cause we had nothing better to do Lisa: it sucked -- lisa lamenting her lot Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% Cyrano watches a 50mhz Sparc 20 struggling to zip a 750mb file saundo: yeow saundo: what's yopur next punishment for it going to be? -- Cyrano engaging in cruel and unusual punishment Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% slightly: who's smoking crack in here> K: TEMPTATION -- K falling off the wagon Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% K: "fighting bill gates" shold be in my work title somewhere K: i don't know how many master boot records i've had to clean because of his dumb ass slightly: man, if bill gates could be caught, he would get the shit beat out of him slightly: lets all get a bill gates pin~ata K: lets all watch the .MPG of the belgian pie incident -- K and slightly, plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% rayrayr: sorry, i prefer to further my mind by watching intellectual things... rayrayr: like inspector gadget -- rayray being wise Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 1998 %% *** Lisa has been disconnected *** Lisa has entered room 'Main' Lisa: ...must learn to love the computer... -- lisa succumbing to Big Brother Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 1998 %% saundo: they call it sexchange cuz goddamit, I want to gnaw my own genitalia off in frustration right now -- saundo, on Microsoft Exchange Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 July 1998 %% saundo: in out in out smtp pop3 in out in out AUGH -- saundo ranting about, erm, something Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 July 1998 %% *** saundo has been disconnected marcie: when he comes back, he's going to roundly curse win95... you watch Cyrano: heheh *** saundo has entered room 'Main' saundo: fucking win95 Cyrano: ROFL marcie: hahahahahahahahahhaa Cyrano high-fives marcie saundo: bitches saundo: :-) Cyrano: on the _nose_ -- saundo being MS support boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1998 %% Quasar: i just want a stable system and i want someone else to confiugure it and make it work Cyrano: well Cyrano: what do you want to do with it? Quasar: masturbate to online porn Cyrano: remember, computers are here to make our lives easier -- Quasar being honest Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1998 %% marcie: okay, the moment has passwd marcie: oh gods marcie: PASSED saundo: wtf? marcie: i have been geeking way too long marcie: marcie: okay, the moment has passwd saundo: wahahahahahahah -- marcie in need of recovery Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1998 %% marcie: *tongue* *** fred has been disconnected -- marcie wielding the Tongue O' Death Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 1998 %% rayray: al you are the central focal point of all evil in the know universe -- rayray is enlightened Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 1998 %% marcie: i am working early today, as you can tell marcie: i go home at 6 marcie: came in at ten Lisa: leave at 5:59 Lisa: :) Lisa: i insist marcie: yes marcie: i ... i feel the rebellion welling up inside me marcie: I WILL LEAVE AT 5:59! Lisa: and if you got a user needing help hang up on the fucking idiot Lisa: YES Lisa: W3RD! marcie: screw my boss! screw the phones! Lisa: YES Lisa: now go home and screw your husband! marcie: i shall break free from the shackles of work opressions and leave at 5;59! marcie: HEHEHEHEHEH -- marcie being rebellious Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1998 %% Slayer: i cant help it that ive got diamond tipped acidic all weather jizz -- Slayer oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1998 %% Mistress: i had a buyer for it..but he dissapeared marcie: fucker Mistress: he also wanted to pay me in S/m toys not cash Mistress: I want cash Manuka: hahahahahahahaa Mistress: I got too many whips as it is marcie: wahahahahaha -- Mistress trying to sell her couch Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1998 %% *** K has left the room: *poof* rayray: oh really? sounds like story behind that, saundo saundo: byeah saundo: she got drunk saundo: started table dancing marcie sputters marcie: damnit saundo saundo: you know rayray: NOOO!! marcie: don't do that shit while i'm drinking my tea saundo: standard kind of deal saundo: hee hee rayray: marcie?? marcie: yes saundo: YES marcie: exactly what i do every tim i go home to see mom & dad marcie: and we go ou t to dinner saundo does the marcie-sputter-tea dance of joy rayray: yeah, me too marcie: start on the vodka and it's all down hill from there saundo: yeah rayray: which means i'm drunk often saundo: but you can bump and grind that thang, baybee saundo: *ahem* marcie: j00 gn0w it rayray: i just started on a screwdriver saundo: mind you, it's the first time I've ever seen a pole dance with a table leg saundo: wahahahahahahahah saundo: *ahem* saundo: not that you're vertically challenged at all rayray: did she strip for you? marcie: wahahahahahaha marcie: phuk ewe, sundo babye saundo: far be it from me, giant that I am, to make fun of your non-heightened-ness marcie: *smewch* saundo: ray: yeah, she did saundo: right down to the shirt saundo: *SMOOOOCHA* saundo: j00 gn0w eye lub j00 marcie: liar saundo: now marcie: j00 do nawt lub me rayray: damn she must not have been drunk enough rayray: :) marcie: j00 only LUST after me saundo: balance this beer on your head, coffee table saundo: :-) saundo: true saundo: guilty as charged marcie: like THAT'S a big surprise saundo: what the hell saundo: I'd lust after an apple core saundo: if it gets drunk and table dances marcie: so true saundo: anyway rayray: typical male saundo: enough of my sordid attraction to consumed fruits saundo: HEY saundo: I resemble that remark saundo: no saundo: resent marcie: YES saundo: dammit marcie: YOU DO saundo: I get those two confused rayray: sorry, but ya know saundo: so often rayray: if it fits... saundo: nah saundo: actually it doesn't marcie: saundo is only a typical male in that he has a penis saundo: yes rayray: marcie? is he telling the truth saundo: the rest of me is unique rayray: good marcie: and a damn fine one it is, i might add marcie: *ahem* saundo: whaa? marcie: your tww rayray: i didn't need to know that marcie: how i long for it marcie: or something saundo: did I leave the quickcam on in the shower again? saundo: "mysteriously" perched at navel height? marcie: yes you did. *leer* rayray: unless it was a threesome, then you can tell all saundo: silly me saundo: *waves paw* marcie: wahahahahaha marcie: *ahem* saundo: my tww is NOT TMI saundo: it's TLI saundo: too little information rayray: ah saundo: and I mean _little_ saundo: anyway saundo: enough about my genitalia saundo: back to vaginal pharting rayray: damn i'm goood marcie: wahahahaha -- Saundo & marcie flirting, and marcie's sister learning family secrets Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1998 %% saundo: en is hours of endless silence, punctuated by moments of flesh tearing, sexual tension and a large amount of fun -- saundo yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1998 %% saundo: grr saundo: stupid tape drive Rog: do you guys remember the cassette tap drives on the commodore? saundo: remember them? saundo: what the hell do you think I'm complaining about now? -- saundo being BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 1998 %% Saundo: I have a 1024bit encrypted rectum Monty: I heard some guy cracked it in 2 weeks or something -- Monty being confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 1998 %% Mistress leers at Saundo Saundo: woo! Saundo is leered at Al: leer-to-leer network? -- Al being a g33k Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 1998 %% saundo: having italian for dinner tonight Mistress: what's her name? marcie: wahahahaha saundo: *KOFF* Al: werd. -- Mistress being evil Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 July 1998 %% *** Lisa has been disconnected *** Lisa has entered room 'Main' Lisa: how do makers of such awful machines sleep at night? -- Lisa fighting her M*cint*sh Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 1998 %% Bear: whats new here saundo: well, marcie shaved her head and converted to hare krishna saundo: I'm recovering post op from sexchange marcie: yeah Bear: brb *** Bear has left the room saundo: dsarn marcie: hhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA -- Bear getting scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1998 %% miri: wait, ya think a dog biting your ass, you can get a hand down his throat ? Slayer: if you dont run away like a moron, yeah miri: dogs bite down and shake, if they get a hold of something, they arent going to let go, you're screwed Slayer: you gotta be quick miri: oh yeah and humans are that quick Slayer: look, if you shove your fist down its throat it cant rip your arm off, getting it in there is another matter Slayer: its not like you have much else to do while it's eating your liver miri: if your fist is down its throat whats to stop its jaws from clamping down? Slayer: b/c your fist is in its throat miri: ar,m go... byebye miri: its first reaction is going to be to shut its mouth Slayer: if you have your arm jammed down to the elbow in his throat it _cant_bite_ miri: thereby chomping off your arm Lisa: you people are so cute marcie giggles Lisa: i was waiting for marcie to say it but i thought i would Mistress: bulimic dog Slayer: look, you scoop the poop, let me deal with the one fact i know about dog attacks -- the usual intellectual discussion Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1998 %% saundo: an yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of fucked up pieces of machinery saundo: I shall not fear the evil that they bring and the insanity that they cause saundo: for I am the meanest BOFH with a leatherman that they ever thought they could mess with... and remain in one piece -- saundo praying Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1998 %% Slayer: every poodle ive ever met i wanted to rape with a table -- Slayer getting vicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1998 %% Saundo: well, short, fat moron Saundo: that about sums up this little turd Saundo: I've flushed more charismatic things than this turkey -- saundo describing a customer Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 1998 %% Al looks deeply into lisa's eyes, hypnotizing her Lisa: i....am....hypnotized Lisa: ... Al: you are a kitten. ask for a drink. -- al and lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 1998 %% Al: being over-tired is a weirder high than any drug -- the wisdom of Al Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 1998 %% Lisa: im going Saundo: night you spice girl you *** Lisa has left the room: Poof! Saundo: :-) *** CyberChi has entered room 'Main' marcie: ahaahhahahaha Al: don't try it with a mac CyberChi: that was luncalled for marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA CyberChi: uncalled Saundo: wahahahahahhahaha Al: hahahahahahah Saundo: quote it, marcie marcie high5s saundo CyberChi: no Saundo 5's marcie marcie: i'm there Saundo: 1 r00l Saundo: :-) CyberChi: real knee slapper Al: werd. -- Lisa feeling insulted (with good reason) Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 July 1998 %% Courtney: win98 has a silly bug saundo: win98 IS a silly bug marcie: heh marcie: i was waiting for you to say it, bofh -- saundo's wisdom again Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 July 1998 %% Courtney: he just sits there and tries to give birth to his words -- Courtney describing her neighbor's speech impediment Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 July 1998 %% *** Paris has entered room 'Main' Paris: word up *** Paris has been disconnected marcie: werd to your modem wob: woop -- g33ks observing irony Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1998 %% saundo: lord knows I like to have my ass shaved by a complete stranger -- saundo oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 July 1998 %% Manuka: sweetie? Slayer: dear? Manuka: not you, bitch marcie: wahahahahahahahahaha -- Manuka and Slayer being cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 July 1998 %% wob: my nipples are hard Slayer: thats because i'm thinking about licking them marcie: werd. -- wob and slayer oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 1998 %% Mistress: i've been wandering around prostitutes webpages saundo: well, that's what I do when I'm bored :-) -- saundo reveals his secret Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 1998 %% Slayer: do i want to take a shit before i get in bed to read? Al: do you want to have to get out of bed to shit? Slayer: ill just shit in the morning if i dont tonight Al: damn Al: slay you're lazier than I am Al: and I mean that as a copliment -- Al in admiration Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 July 1998 %% wob: FUCKING LAME MUD wob: SUCKY MUD wob: FUCK MUD SUCKY MUD FUCKING SUCKY MUD wob: heh wob: i just want to rant about it wob: this wont last long Slayer: so overall you're impressed, right? -- Slayer getting feedback on his MUD Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 July 1998 %% Slayer: and illgirl once again turns up evidence against her usefullness on this planet -- Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 August 1998 %% Slayer: lets see how long i can stay connected this time marcie puts a hex on slay's internet connection Slayer: dude, dont do that, my connection/computer gets any more fucked up and i might as well break out my telegraph machine -- Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 August 1998 %% K: i have a stack of records longer than both of our dicks put together marcie: that wouldn't take much -- K getting dissed Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 August 1998 %% Mistress: saundo..we always seem to wind up talking about your neither regions -- Mistress observing Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 August 1998 %% Foo: aloha Slayer: hablo no elspico -- Slayer being cruel to the newbie Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 August 1998 %% dweez: i've been getting laid too much -- Dweezil tells a lie Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 August 1998 %% Al: dammit Al: I have jelly in my crotch marcie: *KOFF* marcie: allrighty -- Al overshares again Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 August 1998 %% saundo: "Wee take the finest fresh luser, and beat the LIVING FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR ASKING STUPID STUPID QUESTIONS IN THEIR STUPID WHINEY VOICES..." saundo: "and then gently sautee them with garlic and onions, a little chicken stock.." marcie: wahahahhahahahahahahhahahha marcie: i luv j00, bofh marcie: truly saundo: "and then MASH THEIR LITTLE HEADS IN AND SCOOP OUT THE 1/2 TEASPOON OF BRAIN THAT"S IN THERE AND MAKE SPITBALLS OUT OF IT...." saundo: "and serve it to you, fresh from the oven, on a bed of nails." marcie: mmm marcie: yummy saundo: "We would recommend a nice bottle of medical alcohol to kill the taste" -- saundo going slightly mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 1998 %% wob: ln -s /bsd .plan wob: no one will finger me ever again saundo: wahahahahahah marcie: wahahahahaAHAHAHA marcie: sick bastard wob: heh heh heh -- wob being completely evil Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 1998 %% Al: what drugs were responsible for EBCDIC ? -- Al asking the $6mil question Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 1998 %% marcie throws herself at moni's feet Mistress: heh Mistress: marcie is so cute. :> saundo: prime, tender australian imported BOFH saundo: wahahahaha marcie giggles saundo: she's so cute, and just the right size too marcie looks horrified and claps a hand over her mouth marcie: i didn't giggle saundo: ooooh no marcie: you just think i did Mistress: heh marcie: yup, that's it Mistress: yes..you did marcie: no marcie: NO marcie: NO GIGGLING Mistress tickles marcie saundo: YES marcie: marcie does nawt giggle marcie: YEEK -- marcie ruining her reputation Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 August 1998 %% wob: i am way fucked up wob: i cant move from my chair wob: and my ass hurts wob: fucking wasted as hell Al: you're supposed to put the bong in your MOUTH -- wob being enlightened Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998 %% wob: i can fart smog. -- wob oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998 %% wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS marcie: um marcie: yeah wob: fuckers. Manuka: FUCKERS marcie: yeah marcie: fuckers AlPhood: FUQQRS! *** AlPhood is now known as Al marcie: hi al marcie: we have a typically intelligent conversation going on... join us Al: FUCK Al: FUCK Al: FUCK Al: okayt -- nothing more need be said Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998 %% brawk: *briiiiiing* saundo: "Resumix, Chris speaking, FUCK OFF" marcie: wahahahahahaha marcie: yes marcie: THAT is the way to do tech support brawk: Mr. Jockstrap? My server is down--help! saundo: "FUCK OFF" saundo: :-) brawk: How do I do that? saundo: ok brawk: I don't see a "FUCK OFF" key saundo: you take your head saundo: the one on your shoulders saundo: and you insert it rectally saundo: yes... yes.. that's it.. up yur ass brawk: That's what the other tech guy said, but it didn't help brawk: heh brawk: OK, I went & fucked myself, but the server is still down! brawk: You better come in *right* *away* saundo: "well, ti wasn't meant to fix the server, I just wanted to feel better" -- Saundo ranting about his job Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998 %% Cyrano: had a pair of incenstuous lesbian cockatiels for a while Cyrano: they made quite a sight -- Cyrano telling about his pets Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 August 1998 %% Cyrano: hey Cyrano: HEY Cyrano: that's what we need Cyrano: a mouse with vibrating feedback saundo: yup Cyrano: variable speed marcie: THAT's IT saundo: we came up with the rectal controller marcie: lends a whole new aspect to net sex, eh Slayer: joymouse vibrates when you feed her? saundo: kinda like a spaceball, but optimised for rectal control Cyrano: pahahah Cyrano: force feedback saundo: DO NOT GET RECTO_CONTROL MIXED UP WITH ORAL_CONTROLLER -- Cyrano getting an idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 August 1998 %% Mistress: heh...when I first got it, I got a pint jar of black and a pint jar of purple Mistress: I took off my top and literally dunked my breasts into the jar marcie feels her head explode saundo: [pause] saundo: what an image to have on a warm tuesday afternoon -- Mistress on liquid latex Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 August 1998 %% saundo: look saundo: these bizarre secshukl practices have to stop, marcie saundo: -k saundo: I don't mind the duct tape, custard and bull ants dressed as Xena saundo: but windows? saundo: SPARE ME saundo: whip me, beat me, make me admin NT saundo: but don't make me INSTALL windows! marcie: wahahahahahahahhaha -- saundo pleading Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 September 1998 %% saundo: i have a digital penis Monty: I knew that -- saundo (no comment necessary) Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% saundo: fn0rd marcie: hclef saundo: marcie saundo: get this song out of my head saundo: it's driving me mad marcie: okay marcie: what its it marcie: s/its/is saundo: saundo: "Don't let's start" by TMBG is in my head marcie: ah marcie: i see marcie: well marcie: it could be worse marcie: you could have "it's a small world" in your head marcie ducks and RUNS saundo: "that you're my precious little girl.. so don't don't lets start" saundo: WENCH saundo flying tackles marcie saundo: I'm obviously in a highly suggestible state saundo: cuz now I have that saccharine stupid fucking song in my head marcie: HArHar/harArahrharharharhaRHARar marcie: god i'm cruel -- marcie torturing saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% Sarge was drinking hoch before it even got to the states! Sarge: +o saundo: your penis must be so big over that Sarge: only when I think of you saundo saundo: yes well saundo: we all have our problems -- saundo being unimpressed Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% Mistress: nothing like the occasional explosion to keep people's interest -- Mistress Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% saundo: ssh -l saundo brain.saundo.org.au saundo: Password: dweezsucksmyass saundo: % su saundo: Password: sweatynads saundo: # killall -HUP brainserver saundo: # rm /dev/brain saundo: # ln -s /dev/brain/twisted /dev/brain saundo: # killall -HUP brainserver saundo: # /etc/rc.d/twistedthinking start saundo: # logout saundo: Connection closed. saundo: % logout saundo: Fuck off. -- Saundo geeking too much Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% wob: gogo gadget kernel compile! saundo: I'd ask if you're tripping again saundo: but I know you're not :-) -- w0b and saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 1998 %% Mistress: bah...my body hurts marcie: i am very careful -- marcie and moni Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 1998 %% carrye: where the fuck is court saundo: she's off invading uzbekhistan saundo: she had to get out of the house -- saundo playing Mr. News Guy Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 1998 %% marcie: i was irc talking to various and sundry RL friends marcie: ian seduced me away from my kb marcie: only they didn't know it til i got back and they asked where i'd been marcie: O:) saundo: man saundo: they get convcerned after 2 minutes? marcie: wahahahaha marcie: bitch saundo: :-) -- marcie explaining her IRC secshual exploits Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 1998 %% Cyrano: yesterday I finally found that gallon of 95% sulfuric acid I lost last year Cyrano: amazing what moving turns up dweez: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAH dweez: i HATE it when i lose sulfuric acid -- Cyrano striking fear in our hearts Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1998 %% saundo: despite our BOFHish exteriors saundo: we are actually nice people saundo: just don't tell anyone, or I'll make castanets out of your testicles -- saundo being BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1998 %% Cyrano: I'm sure in another 20-30 years we'll have some pretty amazing VR saundo: yah Cyrano: might end up replacing the current arcades as such... an attraction to people who want to be immersed in a different reality Cyrano: one plus side: we'd get rid of all of the people who MUD 23 hours a day 'cause they'd go in there and starve -- Cyrano hitting the nail on the head Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1998 %% marcie: YES marcie: MORE marcie: i'm just stoked about my perl class marcie: no really marcie: it has nothing to do with where moni's hands are right now saundo: wahahahaha -- marcie lying through her teeth Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 September 1998 %% marcie: you know marcie: i would buy a mop marcie: since i don't have one and all saundo: but? marcie: but then i'd have to use it marcie: and that would suck saundo: ah saundo: an obvious downside marcie: yes -- marcie being non-domestic Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 September 1998 %% Al: so...anyone have plans for the equinox? Slayer: i'm gonna sacrifice a cat if she doesnt quit pissing on the bathroom rug -- Slayer getting vicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 September 1998 %% wob: i like the feeling of dead meat in my ass -- wob proclaiming his luv for dweez Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 September 1998 %% Mistress ponders Mistress: 1.) hear loud bang coming from other room Mistress: 2.) notice gf is missing Mistress: 3.) go into bedroom and ask gf what the bang was Mistress: 4.) gf replies "i was banging on the ceiling" Mistress: 5.) nodd and go back into the computer room marcie grinz Mistress: just a random moment in my life saundo: wahahahhaah marcie: remember, missy, just nod and smile... nod and smile Mistress: somethings just aren't explainable Mistress nodds and smiles saundo: don't make eye contact, just back away slowly -- Mistress wondering Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 September 1998 %% Slayer: i'm more bulgy now than i used to be though Slayer: so when i claim to be the center of the universe, its not just an ego thing, it involves gravitation too -- Slayer describing his geek gut Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1998 %% Courtney: cellulite is no womans friend Courtney: i swear to kill any woman who has none marcie: ahahahha marcie: GOOD marcie: i'll help you Courtney: cool Courtney tosses marcie an uzi Courtney shoots dassin Courtney: har har Courtney shoots jenni mcarthy marcie: YES Courtney shoots calista flockhart Courtney: that woman hsas some fine legs marcie: and that bitch kate moss marcie: court: yes indeed Courtney: YES! marcie: THAT BITCH IS GOING DOWN Courtney: kate moss MUST DIE! Courtney: ratttatatattatat rattatatatata wob: THE BITCH MUST DIE wob: wr0d -- Courtney and marcie going on a rampage Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1998 %% saundo: wob saundo: you bastard saundo: I had to put some customer on hold cuz I was laffing saundo: so hard at: saundo: wob: i have that saundo: wob: FUCKER saundo: wob: CUNT saundo: wob: BASTARD saundo: wob: ASSHOLE saundo: my peon is looking at me lik eI've lost it completely wob: hahahhahahahahh wob: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wob: rofl wob: i rool -- wob showing off his Tourette's syndrome Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1998 %% Cyrano: I was cleaning my desk and I found 768mb of ss20 ram Cyrano: I was wondering where that went -- Cyrano losing his memory (har har) Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 September 1998 %% Lisa: oh there is this new rule at school that says if you cuss you get 3 detentions to serve Lisa: it's been a tough year so far -- Lisa, dammit Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 September 1998 %% dassin: SKDHFFGJFGKJSDHFGJFGKSD dassin: FUCK marcie: um marcie: yeah dassin: FUCKF dassin: FUCKFUCKFUCK marcie: lose your backup? dassin: GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID ASS DIPSHIT FUCKING DEVELOPERS dassin: FUCK THEM ALL dassin: no dassin: THEY SHOULD ALL BE FUCKING SHOT marcie agrees dassin: THE ENTIRE FUCKING BREED marcie: why this time? dassin seethes dassin: they want us to open a huge fucking WIDE hole in our firewalls so THEY can make their perty little program work dassin: and they're whining and bitching at management that WE arent playing nicely dassin: and WE wont help them dassin: and WE wont support their project that is OH so important marcie gives dassin and beer and shares her pain marcie: s/and/a/ dassin dosent drink beer, but is happy to take other alkiehawl marcie: heh dassin: ok marcie: you're gonna need it dassin: Im I'm going shooting dassin is gonna try a .45 tonight -- dassin (a sysadmin) venting Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 September 1998 %% *** marcie has entered room 'Main' elric: but the whipped cream wouldnt stick elric: itd slide out wob: uhm yea elric: I say use bubble gum elric: itll adhere to the ass hair marcie: i don't think i wanna know -- marcie getting too much information Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 October 1998 %% wob: shorty: Hey any one know what is going on over at augsburg wob: brawk: what's down with sunspot? wob: what a bunch of fucking pathetic bitches *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' Sarge: question....can any of you log into auggie? -- pathetic bitches on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 October 1998 %% Slayer: hold on while i whip this thing out meg: that's my secret sex video -- Slay and meg Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 1998 %% Slayer: we are but 8 score young blondes and brunettes Slayer: it is alonely life marcie: dressing marcie: undressing marcie: bathing Slayer: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting udnerwear marcie: making exciting underwear saundo: making eciting lingerie marcie: :) Slayer: er making marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA marcie: i see we ALL know that line -- saundo, slayer and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 1998 %% Slayer: blakc and white, respectively saundo: play president and intern with me :-) Slayer: oh oh can i be the dress? saundo: wahahahahah marcie: wahahahahAHAHAHHAHAH -- slayer being a sick fucker Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 1998 %% marcie: there is a neurotic witch sweeping my cube marcie: i'm not sure whether to be amused or frightened -- marcie observing Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 October 1998 %% Sarge: I have never asked you gusy what you think of apple marcie: is this a troll? Al: hahahah -- Sarge sticking his foot in it Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 November 1998 %% marcie waves her hands in front of miri's face miri: thats not good miri: made me have to pee -- miri in her natural drunken state Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 1998 %% wob: ASS wob: ASS wob: ASS wob: ASS wob: ASS wob: ASS saundo: are you tripping again? saundo: or are you writing out your christmas list? -- wob and saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 November 1998 %% Slayer: marcie, i have something to tell you Slayer: you aren't going to like it marcie: oh dear Slayer: i... Slayer: i can't even say it Slayer: you have to look for yourself marcie: uhmmm Slayer: luvewe.eglobe.com/~slayer/char/ marcie: yer gay and are dashing all my hopes to get you in bed at xmas? Slayer: no, this is worsh Slayer: er, worse marcie: oh dear marcie: OH GOD marcie: FRAME#S marcie: YOU BASTARD Slayer hangs his head -- marcie being disappointed in her prodigy Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 November 1998 %% saundo: indubitably saundo: i can't believe I was able to spell that marcie applauds politely saundo bows saundo: thank you saundo: thank you saundo: and for my next death defying attempt saundo: I shall drink this glass of water marcie: from the opposite side of the glass? saundo: DO NOT ATTTTEMPT THS at HOMMMMMMMME saundo: hell no marcie sniggers saundo: what do you think I am? some kind of stunt person thingy marcie: heehee saundo drinks his glass of water saundo: oh damn saundo: I cut my arm off marcie cheers! marcie: wahahahaha marcie: man marcie: saundo marcie: you need sleep saundo: yes saundo: yes I do -- saundo defying death Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 1998 %% wob: but w0zz's fucking dvd player wont give up the disc thats currently in it saundo: yes well saundo: you need to clean the jizz off them every so often saundo: esp. before yout put them IN the player wob: i did tho! Lisa: speaking of which. i'm hungry. wob: i made sure to wipe! wob: i blame w0zz wob: hes the last one who put a dvd in there saundo: bwhahahahaha wob: HE forgot to wipe wob: not me saundo: ok then saundo: it's all w0zz's fault wob: YES wob: him and his fucking ewok jizz wob: it is not of this eartth. saundo: bwhahahha saundo: smal and furry? saundo: makes a weird sort of chirping sound? saundo: wants to hump your leg? wob: lol wob: it runs around hitting yer shins w/ a stick saundo: i've got it - wants to rise up in rebellion against the empire? wob: saying "JUB JUB! JUB JUB!" saundo: wahahahahah saundo: yeah saundo: that's ewok jizz for ya saundo: but in terms of lubricating a dvd, no good saundo: heh saundo: "But there was no warning label on the dvd saying NOT to put ewok jizz in it!" saundo: "I'll sue!" DontKnow: so you get to sue the dvd player manufactuer. wob: hah wob: ok wob: must find sinus medicine wob: berfore my head explodes. saundo: ewok jizz wob: naw way duod wob: thats more like saundo: it slices! it dices! it fixes drains! wob: for hair gel wob: or something saundo: it unblocks sinuses! wob: or glue. DontKnow gets out a papersack for putting wob's head into if it does explode. saundo: it balances your checkbook, it invades small russian republics saundo: it's the WONDER LUBE of the 21st century! DontKnow: so how much an once for this stuff? saundo: you can't buy it saundo: you have to milk it from the source yourself saundo: THAT"s the tricky part DontKnow: hmm..milking w0zz might be difficult. *** afk is now known as Lisa saundo: oh I dunno wob: milk the ewok. saundo: he might quite enjoy it wob: i dont want to know about this. saundo: bwhahahahahahahah wob: duod Lisa: you mean you already don't know about it? wob: i can just picture it now wob: like cows saundo: No saundo: NO PICTURES wob: attached to suction things. DontKnow: true, milking wob might be funner. wob: milking ewoks saundo: no mental images wob: for their multifunction jizz. saundo: there are just some things I don't NEED to think avout wob: duod DontKnow: but mental images are fun. wob: it'd be an ewok dairy wob: you'd put out ewoks to graze saundo: bwahahahah saundo: little ewoks out on the range, bein g herded up to ccome in for a milking wob: ahahhahhahah wob: YEAH wob: i can see it now wob: bunch of w0zz lookalikes runnign around wob: w/ guys on horses saundo: branding the little fuckers wob: herding them wob: hahhahahaha saundo: whips saundo: and cattleprods saundo: bwahahahah wob: and ewokboys who have a rear end fetish saundo: why am I hearing South Park cow sounds now? wob: ahahahaha saundo: moo! Moo! wob: mooo...moo moo MOOOO! wob: mooo?! saundo: "You ewok's don't have any business on this here people train" wob: HAHAHAHAH wob: cuz you're ewoks wob: noooo NO NO wob: dont try any of that ewok hypnosis on ME! saundo: bwhahahahahah saundo: lol saundo: "Ohmigod - the ewoks jizzed on kenny!" saundo: "You bastards!" saundo: ewok rustling saundo: ewok-tipping wob: HAHAHAHHAAH wob: EWOK TIPPING wob: HAHAHAHAHA wob: oh man wob: ewok casteration wob: hahahahaa. saundo: bunch of geeks out tipping ewoks wob: "Castrate the ewoks!" saundo: wahahahaha saundo: bwhahahah saundo: ewok breeding wob: haha. saundo: "Fields full of free range ewoks, roaming gracefully, and fucking anything that moves" saundo: "Energetic little buggers, ain't they?" wob: rofl saundo: "fertilise YOUR garden with guaranteed authetic ewok pewp!" saundo: "Fresh from our ewoks, to you" wob: wonder if they lay eggs. saundo: "Hatch your own!" wob: farm fresh ewok eggs! saundo: Ewok omelettes wob: you never notice saundo: "can't make an omelette wwithout fucking over a few ewoks" wob: that we just take this shit wob: too far wob: to the nedxt level Lisa: you guys are so crazy. saundo: bwahahahhaha wob: -d saundo: heheh saundo: no, really? wob: hehe Lisa: yah Lisa: really wob: heh wob: ok wob: feeling really pewpie now saundo: well, don't let me get started on Jacques Cousteau and "Ewoks of the Sea" wob: must go to bed wob: or something wob: haha wob: dork wob: nitenite -- saundo and wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 1998 %% saundo burps saundo: damn fine pizza Renee: hi sundo marcie grins marcie burps saundo saundo: thanks mom saundo: didn't even spit up on you Renee: aw a thoughtful baby marcie: :) marcie: yes, yes marcie: so that's the reason you were so interested in my breasts Renee: hahahaha marcie: and here i thought you found me fetching marcie: ah well -- marcie discovering the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 1998 %% marcie yawns Slayer: dont do that, i get horny -- Slay getting desperate Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 1998 %% Slayer: to any polish pepoepl listening to this, fuck you Slayer: damn idiots, hitler's got machine guns and tanks and what do the poles use? Slayer: fucking hroses Slayer: er, horses -- Slay getting random Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 1998 %% miri: oh and do you know what the damn redneck relatives of slayer made me eat today miri: some fucking ham miri: some fucking ham in the deviled eggs miri: thats some sick shit miri: who the fuck puts ham in eggs marcie: ahahahhaahhahaha marcie: southerners :) Slayer: actually, it's even wrosse than that Slayer: worse i mean Slayer: it was deviled ham Slayer: read: the shit they wont even put in vienna sausages marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA marcie: oh man marcie: tell them to give her some turnip greens or something marcie: but not that miri: I shoulda threw it up miri: fucking sick twisted people out there -- miri gets educated on redneck cuisine Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 1998 %% saundo: there needs to be a bedroom scene here marcie: but of course4 saundo: cuz "The earth moved for me" NEEDS to be done marcie: complete with panting, groaning and thrusting marcie: hehehehehheheheh saundo: erm, down marcie marcie: oh wait saundo: don't make me throw this bucket of cold water on you marcie: that was LAST night marcie: never mind saundo: and then use the electrodes saundo: and the wet noodles marcie: oooh marcie: you tease -- Saundo watching "Dante's Peak" Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 November 1998 %% saundo: ok saundo: time for me to go sleep marcie: fucker saundo: eh saundo: well saundo: 2what are you going to do? marcie: um marcie: masturbate marcie: oh wait marcie: i mean WORK marcie: yeah marcie: that's what i meant saundo: marcie saundo: we can hear you when you SPEAK what you should be THINKING marcie: yes dear? :) marcie: wahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha -- marcie getting confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 December 1998 %% saundo: fn0rd marcafk: fn0rd, dammit saundo: ah saundo: its our little ray of sunshine :-) -- Saundo and marcie being cheerful Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 1998 %% saundo: wahahahahah saundo: ya know saundo: every conversation I have with you cyrano, leaves my mind just a little more warped -- Saundo admiring Jamez Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 1998 %% saundo: dammit saundo: entertain me Al: Renee: i hate the taste of sperm sitting on dicks saundo: ok saundo: that's sick, but interesting -- Saundo regretting he ever asked Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 1998 %% saundo: lewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd marcie: very lewwwwwwwd saundo: such a cool word of the english language saundo: but you have to get he pronunciation right saundo: lewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd marcie: yes marcie: it almost SOUNDS like you're leering marcie: in fact it DOES saundo: yes saundo: you can almost hear the drool hitting the floor saundo: followed by the sound of the pants hitting the ankles marcie: wahahahhahahahah marcie: oh yes saundo: and the conga line starting marcie: conga line? marcie: i don't know what kind of sex YOU have... saundo: conga line of 2 saundo: or more, as the case may be marcie: heh heh heh -- Saundo giving grammar lessons Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 1998 %% Al: there's something to be said for RAID level 5 saundo: yes saundo: and the thing to say is "schwing" -- Saundo getting a tent in his shorts Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 January 1999 %% Sarge: ok who has some horror stories about being an admin and having pagers/cell phones go off at early morning hours? Slayer: i hate it when bill gates calls me for advice at 3am -- Slayer being egotistical again Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 January 1999 %% cuinhell: everyone in here is easy cuinhell: ;) Lisa: i'm not easy marcie: heheh marcie: oh well Lisa: i'm mjust a slut cuinhell: good enough -- Lisa being herself Eagle's Nest BBS, 07 January 1999 %% saundo: why do you not have caffeinated beverages? saundo: and why are you not listening to ambient t00nes marcie: well saundo: and digging the gentle intersection of the lines that the music make, man marcie: i have no caffeineted beverages for two reasons marcie: 1) the bloody Coke machine is out of Coke, and I would rather drink sulfuric acid than Pepsi marcie: 2) some motherless bastard STOLE THE REST OF MY COFFEE marcie: !@#!@#! saundo: WHAT saundo: WHAT?! saundo: kill saundo: death saundo: frighten severely marcie: yes marcie: YES marcie: YES DAMMIT marcie: kill marcie: MAIM marcie: HURT someone for taking my COFFEE marcie: !@#!@#@!!@ saundo: well saundo: may I just say I'm disappointed with you, marcie saundo: no emergency supply? saundo: no "In case of theft, break glass" cabinet? marcie: it was depleted saundo: no "Touch this and die, coffee-scum-thief" marcie: we were on the last of the emergency supply marcie: and now it is GONE marcie sobs saundo: WHAT saundo: on the last of the emergency supply? marcie: YES saundo: and you allowed yourself to USE the emergency supply?! marcie grovels and repents at the BOFH's feetz saundo harumphs marcie: it won't happen again marcie twitches saundo: DAMN RIGHT marcie: must... have... CAFFEINE... saundo: or there'll be the spanking and the moaining and the pleasding and the... saundo: no saundo: wait marcie: oooh marcie: wait saundo: that's the OTHER thing marcie: hehehehheh marcie: tell me MORE about my punishment then marcie: O:) saundo: no marcie: damn you saundo: this is a first offence saundo: this gets you a ticking off marcie: hmph marcie: no moaning and spanking and stuff? marcie: damn marcie: DAMN saundo: not for the first offence marcie: hmph saundo: after that it's three strikes and it's out marcie: i'll have to do better saundo: so as to speak saundo: (we use more than 3 strikes) marcie: hehehhe marcie: i should HOPE SO saundo: well saundo: we take th finest saundo: no WAIT saundo: that's something else saundo: i'm all weirded out saundo: it happens when I have to go to the puzzle palace, aka the phallic symbol, aka head office building saundo: 38 stories of phallic symbol marcie: i can only imagine what goes on in your head, saundo saundo: actually saundo: you can't :-) marcie: hehehehh marcie: but dammit, i have fun trying saundo: and truth be told saundo: you probably don't want to marcie: indeed marcie: it would be scary saundo: it's a good thing telepathy isn't that far advanced saundo: or they'd be locking me up saundo: and the beatings, and the electric shock therapy, and the hosings and the "Bubba's" marcie: oooh yes marcie: but the question is marcie: can i watch? marcie: :) saundo: what saundo: the beating up of me? or the broadcasting of my thought patterns? marcie: any of it saundo: bwhahahha marcie: it all has so much... poential marcie: potential, too saundo: you have a weird #define of potential marcie: well, yes marcie: but that's why you like me, remember? marcie: pay ATTENTION saundo: hehe saundo: no saundo: it's your weird #define of reality saundo leers marcie: muahahahahahah marcie: oh go on marcie: tease me some more :) saundo: heh heh heh saundo: :) -- marcie and saundo have a typical conversation Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 1999 %% marcie: :P *** Mistress has been disconnected marcie: whoa marcie: i have the tongue of death Jase: hahahahah -- marcie getting egotistical Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 1999 %% drdave: if i recall marcie you were endowed Sarge: from what I hear marcie has a rack bigger than a sherman tank Sarge: did I just say that? marcie: ahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA marcie: man marcie: you guys are SERIOUSLY desperate -- marcie laffing Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 1999 %% %% Al: I am: Al: Officially Pissed Off. marcie: allrightythen marcie: and why is this? Al: I seem to have misplaced my earwax shovel Al: I have not seen it in weeks Al: and Al: and Al: I promised wob I'd make him a candle marcie: heheheheh marcie: gotta hate that Al: yes, dammit Al: I DO hate that Al: especially since Al: it'd be REALLY difficult to try to purchase a new one! marcie: damn it all -- marcie sympathizing with Al Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 January 1999 %% Mistress: okie..speaking of amusement Mistress: I'm going to *ahem* go and take a bath Mistress: alone Mistress: with my faucet -- Mistress REALLY MISSING her girlfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 January 1999 %% saundo: oh no saundo: no no no no no no nonono marcie: jes? saundo hyperventilates saundo: this is not happening marcie: oh dear saundo: this is NOT happening marcie: lusers are invading your house? saundo: 3 words for you marcie: or your sphincter? saundo: words that will strike terror into your heart saundo: starsky and hutch marcie: OH GOD marcie: NOT STARSKY AND HUTCH saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH marcie: ANYTHING BUT THAT marcie runs screaming from the room saundo: now do you see why I am in denial saundo: anger is coming saundo: fear is after that marcie: saundo marcie: it could be worse marcie: it could be MUCH MUCH worse marcie: 3 words marcie: that will strike even more fear and terror into your heart saundo: i am pregnant marcie: saundo: your anus imploded marcie: LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH saundo faints marcie: see what i mean? -- saundo and marcie scaring each other Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 January 1999 %% marcie: you've heard that sop about diamonds being a girl's best friend? marcie: FEH marcie: that is false marcie: VIBRATING PAGERS marcie: now THOSE are a girl's best friend saundo: ahahahahah saundo: bullet shaped vibrating pagers marcie: oooh yes saundo: "oooOOOOOOOOH... it's my pa_GER *squeak*" marcie: *KOFF* marcie: C|N>K marcie: thank you VERY much saundo: *pant pant pant* "Ex-cuse.... *breathe/moan* me" saundo: ahahahahahahaha saundo: RULE saundo does the C|N>K DOJ marcie: ahahahahhhaah -- Saundo scoring one Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 January 1999 %% marcie: "everything is cool" marcie: *SCREAM* marcie: "how are things with you?" marcie: *SCREAM* saundo: ah marcie: "everything is cool... I WISH YOU WERE DEAD" saundo: so you're talking to your mother, right? marcie: hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaa -- Saundo and marcie (just kidding, Mom...) Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 January 1999 %% marcie: what up Al: nammuch. marcie: kewl. Al: no. Al: nawt kewl. Al: <- stuck Al: in Al: a rut Al: :( marcie: bummer marcie: whyfor? Al: too lazy to effect change in my own existence. marcie: ah marcie: understand Al: I've thrust myself into a catch-22 of my own creation marcie: is this an existential problem here of cosmic significance, or merely being too lazy to get up for a beer? -- Al getting angsty Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 February 1999 %% *** saundo has entered room 'Main' saundo: fn0rd saundo: newbridge can KISS MY ASS marcie: fn0rd marcie: hi saundo saundo: I'm gonna bend RIGHT OVER saundo: and they can KISS IT saundo: and I'm gonna fart saundo: OH how I'm gonna fart saundo: right in their coders eyes saundo: and they'll scream saundo: OH how they'll scream saundo: and claw at their eyes marcie: i love it when you get on a rant, saundo marcie: :) saundo: and pray for death saundo: and then saundo: and THEN saundo: I'm gonna laugh saundo: OH how I'll laff saundo: To paraphriase slay saundo: I've never met a newbridge product I didn't want to rape with a table marcie: so marcie: in other words marcie: you're having a REALLY good day :) -- saundo on a rant Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 February 1999 %% marcie: "wihtout dick you'd be nothing but a dyke!!" Slayer: i said that? marcie: yeah you did Slayer: i am cool -- Slayer after being highly drunk Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 1999 %% ray: i don't sleep well travelling ray: and when i don't sleep i have these homicidal urges when ppl annoy me marcie: bahahahahahah marcie: that's my girl :) -- Rachel on why she doesn't take the bus Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 1999 %% ray: whadda say that we burn our bras, cut our hair, and alienate our parents by living out west w/a militant lesbian feminist militia? ray: sound like a plan? marcie: sweet! marcie: works for me marcie: just gotta drive up the road to boulder : marcie: :) ray: thats proabably true. how scary. -- Rachel getting Ideas(tm) Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 1999 %% Slayer: i want to harness the power of an H-bomb into a blowjob -- Slayer contributing to the quote file again Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 February 1999 %% DM: srfgyi347ygtrf7gy4tger DM: END USERS MUST DIE DM: I feel better now -- DM being a sysadmin Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 February 1999 %% *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' cuinhell: BOOBS! Sarge: why thank you -- Sarge being flattered Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 1999 %% *** Manuka has left the room Slayer: dammit, manuka forgot to pay me saundo: *snicker* marcie: you weren't that good -- Slayer being quoted again Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 February 1999 %% marcie: my cat pissed on the couch ONE time marcie: he lost his balls the next week saundo: ahahahahahahah marcie: :) saundo: remind me not to piss you off marcie -- saundo being scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 February 1999 %% Cyrano: we have a 450 out there with 4x4gb that we need more space on Slayer: check your autoexec.bat file -- Cyrano seeking advice on Sun servers Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 February 1999 %% Slayer: has anyone seen the video for 'fly away' by lenny kravitz? marcie: sort of Slayer: every girl in that video needs to have a load of my spunk shoved into her, orafice doesnt matter saundo: thank you ever so for sharing Slayer: you're more than welcome -- Slayer being a pig Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 February 1999 %% marcie: i'm saying 'fuck' a lot tonight marcie: i should stop that saundo: fuck that marcie: hahahahahhahahahahahahaahah -- saundo giving sage advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 1999 %% cuinhell: a infinite number of monkies with an infinite number of typewriters would refuse to type most of zorro's posts marcie: ahahahahAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA marcie: damn, dude marcie: once in a while you say something REALLY profound cuinhell: :) -- Cuinhell making a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 1999 %% cuinhell: the real problem with murder is the blood cuinhell: getting rid of a body is relatively easy marcie nods sagely cuinhell: but all that damn sticky blood is a real pain in the ass to deal with marcie: i hate when i get blood on my carpet cuinhell: yes, even stainmaster is a bitch to clean blood out of marcie: indeed it is marcie: especially after ti dries cuinhell: than you may as well scrap the carpet cuinhell: then marcie: yes marcie: expensive as hell marcie: dammit, i hate that cuinhell: it's best to kill in the tub, ala Psycho, but often hard to catch the victim there cuinhell: you could drown them in the tub, but all that soap makkes em hard to hold onto cuinhell: -k marcie: slippery little bastards -- the geeks have an academic discussion Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 1999 %% marcie: i'm so fucking thoughful marcie: i actually walked over to this luser's cube to make sure his system was booting like it should marcie: i gotta cut that shit out... it's bad for my reputation cuinhell: what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! who are you and where is marcie?!?!?! marcie: hehehehhehehehehehheheheheheh -- cuinhell being scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 March 1999 %% Lisa: my name is lisa and i have been sober for 4 minutes -- Lisa being Lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 March 1999 %% *Slayer* they made me talk about us breaking up, now i am semi-sad, make me feel better Slayer> *thrustThrustTHRUSTGINCHSPLOOGE* *Slayer* valiant effort, but no good -- Slay being sensitive Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 March 1999 %% Slayer: but thats ok, there are some jealous women out there who dont think liv tyler is even slightly attractive Sarge: she is a hottie Slayer: if liv tyler stepped on dog shit i would suck the shit from between her toes, clean them with baby wipes, and then wrap a diaper around her feet Slayer: and slit the throat of the offending canine Sarge: I don't think I'd go that far...but she's a hottie -- Slay being a fanatic Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 March 1999 %% Sarge ponders taking over k's web server *** K has been disconnected Sarge: damn I'm good marcie: ahahahahahahahahhaha -- Sarge flexing his power Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 1999 %% Cyrano: (still hacking this sunswift card) wob: sick Cyrano: hey Cyrano: you don't want to know what I had to do to fit an lpvi card (sbus rev A) into a SS20 (sbus rev B) Cyrano: was majorly painful marcie: ahahahahahahahaha -- Cyrano being hardware hacker boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 1999 %% cuinhell: i need some breakfast and nicotine before I kill someone. -- cuinhell being a morning person Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 March 1999 %% Mistress saw a vibrator that plugs into the cig lighter in the car saundo: this is one of the projects I'm working on atm -- something you need to tell us, saundo? Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 April 1999 %% saundo: nickelodeon, french for "warp your children's mind" -- saundo on quality children's programming Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 1999 %% Slayer: ok, after i cram this last roll down, i've crammed that roll down saundo: Slayer: ok, after i cram this last roll down, i've crammed that roll down saundo: that's... deep, man. Slayer: never let it be said that i cant grasp the obvious -- slayer gets profound yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 1999 %% wob: i deem this day as "Shitmonkey" day wob: you must now use "Shitmonkey" in all yer conversations today. -- w0b getting his kicks Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 1999 %% Mistress: Nato bombed a Yugo Factory...totalled it Mistress: $17.00 wroth of damage -- Mistress speaks the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 1999 %% taco: I bought my first ever Playgirl last night taco: but I fear it'll make me laugh at any man who comes near me now -- taco getting spoiled Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 1999 %% Slayer: oh cool, my mouth is numb Slayer: go go gadget bacardi -- Slayer being entertained Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 April 1999 %% saundo: <- got to rid in the moni-mobile saundo: [random weekend update] marcie: woowoo marcie: did you get to ride the moni marcie: ? marcie: *d&r* Al: *koff* saundo: now, see, marcie saundo: you just can't even pronounce "subtle", can you? Al: hahahahahah marcie: moi? marcie: *blinkblink* -- marcie being nosy Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 April 1999 %% cuinhell: some dork writes into maximum pc magazine asking for more hot chicks in the magazine....christ, buy a playboy, good hardware is jerkoff material in its own right -- cuinhell being a complete geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 1999 %% cuinhell: My penis and me. (PENIS5-DOM) PENIS.ORG cuinhell: my throat is sore. cuinhell: that's probably a bad thing to say after pasting penis.org -- cuinhell having a revelation Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 1999 %% Slayer: i can maneuver my ass with delicate precision when required -- Slayer giving out vital information Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 1999 %% Slayer: its like icant ger5t drunka round h3ere /wo being amde fun of -- Slayer's condition speaking for itself Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 April 1999 %% K: i love my color laser K: i would make love to it. -- Kevin gushing about his printer Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 April 1999 %% Marianne: do you think if i hang out in here long enough, i might actually learn something about computers? cuinhell: yes marcie: if you ask the right questions marcie: :) cuinhell: you can learn what a pain in the ass they are when others are allowed to use them Marianne: i already figured that part out -- Marianne being enlightened Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 1999 %% saundo: pardon me while I have some existential angst marcie: carry on marcie: i'm currently battling the existential hopelessness of 3 AM marcie: i think i need coffee saundo: you just need to stop working shift saundo: get a real job :-) marcie: hey marcie: working shift keeps me sane marcie: i don't have to deal with idiots saundo: uh-huh saundo: I've seen what you call "sanity' marcie saundo: and while I like it marcie snickers saundo: it is not of this universe marcie: well marcie: yeah marcie: and this is a problem because? marcie: :) saundo: no problem :-) -- saundo and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 April 1999 %% elric: still got that damn garbage song stuck in my head saundo: which one would that be? elric: special saundo: ah saundo: well, marcie has the cure for that saundo: marcie elric: Do you even have an opinion, a mind of your own? saundo: if you please marcie: "iiiiiiit's a small world after alllll" elric: I thought you were special, I thought you should know saundo: a quick rendition of "It's a small world after all" if you pelase saundo: OH MY GOD marcie: "iiiiiiit's a small world after alllll" saundo: You sick SICK SICK person saundo: :-) marcie: are you impressed? saundo: I sit her pantless as a mark of respect marcie: muahahahhaha -- marcie antici........pating Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 1999 %% cuinhell: brooke shields 12 years old and naked Slayer: woah cuinhell: werd Slayer cums on himself Slayer: dammit, now i gotta take another shower -- Slayer going statuatory Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 1999 %% Cyrano: finally smogged & regged my other car Cyrano: the Diplomat rides again wob: ut oh wob: heh Cyrano: I swear that car cannot be killed by conventional weapons Cyrano: believe me, i've tried -- Cyrano on his car Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 May 1999 %% Lisa: slugs have 4 noses -- Lisa being Lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 1999 %% *** marcie has entered room 'Main' Cyrano: yummy marcie: why thank you -- marcie being egotistical Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 1999 %% Slayer: hey marcie Slayer: er Slayer: hey mistress Slayer: sorry, all you lesbians look alike to me -- Slay getting confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 1999 %% Mistress: ohhhhhhhh...give me a home, where the lesbians room and marcie can play all day.... where latex is free and you can lube me and we'll frolic in bed all day.... Mistress: wine is my friend marcie: hahahhahahahahahahha marcie: obviously :) -- Mistress getting happy Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 1999 %% u235: Actually, I'm sure there are some nice women out there....I mean what are the odds of find the other daughter of satan... -- harrison on his ex-wife Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 May 1999 %% cuinhell: qwertyuiop cuinhell: 1234567890 marcie applauds cuinhell farts Cyrano: zxcvbnm marcie: y'all are so cute when you're trying to impress me elric: slartibartifast Cyrano juggles half a dozen 9-track tape reels while reciting the periodic table to the tune of the Tom Leher "Elements" song cuinhell: harharhar marcie: ahahahaa -- the geek boys at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 May 1999 %% vanyel: why does everyone molest marcie vanyel: is she like, hot or something? cuinhell: because she LOPVES it cuinhell: and she is molestable cuinhell: -P marcie: yes marcie: YES cuinhell: and she beats us if we don't marcie: oh yes van marcie: i am so fucking hot marcie: everyone here downloads pics of me and masturbates to them marcie: constantly cuinhell: yes vanyel: really? cuinhell: i have ruined 4 keyboards vanyel: where can i get some? vanyel: i havcnt masturbated in the last few hours Slayer: how did you... cuinhell: i was going at it so hard one night that I just started slamming my dick against the keyboard Lia: too much info marcie: www.snerk.net Slayer: amateurs marcie: there *** Manuka has entered room 'Main' cuinhell: well, I came better than I ever had, but broke a couple of keys off Cyrano: marcieagain marcie: now you too can d/l my pics and wank to them, young jedi Cyrano: marcie: everyone here downloads pics of me and masturbates to them Manuka molests marcie Cyrano: YES marcie: bahahahahhah Cyrano: is the one with you, the midget, and the two gallons of salad oil online yet? marcie: the webcam is down marcie: jamez: of course! Cyrano: wooWOO marcie: wesson me, baybeeeeeee -- marcie getting her freak on Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 May 1999 %% Slayer: oh yeah did you get that n ipple pic i sent you? cuinhell: werd! cuinhell: pass the kleenex Slayer: so you got the pic -- Slayer and cuinhell Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 1999 %% vanyel: cute querk cuts a butt -gurgling, bowel-wrenching, lap-vibrating, SKANK-assed fart on van's lap to null the cuteness querk: there vanyel: og god vanyel: i must have you now -- vanyel and querk being cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 1999 %% *** marcie has entered room 'Main' Al: EEWWW GROSS ICKKY NASTY marcie: fuck you too al marcie: ;) -- Al loving up on marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 June 1999 %% cuinhell: bow to my TWW cuinhell: for it is friendly, and likes to make new friends marcie: oh dear marcie: cuin, you've been drinking again, haven't you? -- cuinhell bragging about his, umm, friend Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 June 1999 %% cuinhell: mis has a big cock? damn, she's got it all wob: SEE WHAT YOU MISS WHEN YOU GO TAKE A SHIT -- cuinhell catching up Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 1999 %% cuinhell: uruhjfdujdtjfj7rt685t7ifgyit79878r87ur68irt68ift68f97f miri: ok I think I dont lag now Slayer: do you kiss your mom with that mouth? miri: but thats unimportant wob: he not only kixses her, but with tongue cuinhell: HAHAHAHHAA wob: nothing like french kissin yer mother, eh cu? *** miri has been disconnected Cyrano: here's to you, Mrs. Robinson wob: HAHA cuinhell: grandma is better wob: why, cuz she takes out her dentures? wob: oh wait, thats yer grandpa that does that for you, sorry. wob: ;) Lia: gross wob: you mean you dont participate in that? Slayer: nothing like a guy kissing his drooling toothless 90 year old grandfather with tongue -- ewwwwwwww! Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 1999 %% marcie: cuinhell: BONER marcie: *** Monty has entered room 'Main' marcie: how ironic -- marcie observing Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 June 1999 %% cuinhell: SWINGING DICK *** Lisa has been disconnected -- cuinhell interfering with Lisa's life Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 June 1999 %% vanyel: i'm taking an exchange 5.5 class this week vanyel: its amazing... vanyel: microsoft managed to take something that a small unix server could handle, and made it necesary to have many MANY servers to do the same thing. vanyel: the instructor hates me Sarge: hahahaha -- vanyel being loyal to the Cause(tm) Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 1999 %% saundo: that whole nightgown and video store erection complex thingy saundo: saundo: this is a man who has to crouch when he walks through a mall saundo: saundo: "Me, no, just a... uh... muscle problem" -- Saundo, regarding Vanyel getting a woody over Lia in a nightgown Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 June 1999 %% cuinhell: i used our ds3 to download 661 new southpark sounds :) cuinhell: i am a dedicated and loyal employee -- cuinhell working very hard Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 1999 %% Manuka: and throughout, street entertainers, bums, and attractive nubile young women marcie: yes Mistress: *perk* marcie: ESPECIALLY attractive nubile young women Mistress: nubile young women in short shorts eating ice cream marcie: like the belly dancer the other night marcie: oh my my Manuka: usually, of the small-breasted variety, wearing spaghetti tank tops, no bra, and at the whims of the cool mountain breezes Mistress whimpers Mistress vibrator cringes and tries to hide under the bed. Manuka: oh, and that belly dancer. OH MY FUCKING GOD cuinhell: stop it! I am stuck at WORK! Mistress: which isn't as nice as being sucked at work marcie: so true cuinhell: exactly mis -- Manuka on the street mall in Boulder, CO Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Manuka: and then at the checkout, I impale my nuts on some lady's cart Mistress: umm..that's forplay? Mistress: and I thought I was kinky -- Manuka on his adventures in Wal-Mart Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% cuinhell: people have the STUPID gateway ads (with who are you song) as mpgs....*delete out of sheer spite* marcie: cuin marcie: man marcie: you are rapidly becoming my hero cuinhell: i can feel the power removing all compassion Manuka: hehehe marcie: pahahahahhahaha marcie: that's the way it SHOULD BE -- cuinhell being BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% cuinhell: awwww, how cute. wav file of someone's kid saying "i love you daddy" *delete* -- cuinhell being a true sysadmin Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Cyrano: tip of the day: a ss10 hard drive mounting kit can be built out of chewing gum, duct tape, and 5/8" rubber grommets -- Cyrano being a hardware geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Vanyel: i wil now type with my erect penis Vanyel: helllo worl,kd -- Vanyel showing off Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Cyrano: (btw, a ss10 with a 7200rpm disk feels like a washing machine on spin cycle) < later that same evening... > Cyrano: ok Cyrano: 7200rpm drives are fun while they last, but they do _not_ last :-( -- Cyrano having fun with Sun hardware Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Slayer: stop it dyke! Slayer: i mean Slayer: stop id goddess! marcie: and don't you forget it cuinhell: BWAHA Slayer: i already told you i loved you Slayer: what more do you want marcie: only your immortal soul Slayer: i dont HAVCE one marcie: oh yeah marcie: shit -- Slayer bowing and scraping Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% cuinhell: i came blood once marcie: that can't be healthy cuinhell: that was the last time I used a cheese grater as a sexual device marcie: HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA -- cuinhell revealing Too Much Information Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 July 1999 %% cuinhell: linda rondstat and aaron nevile....there is no greater hell -- cuinhell displaying his musical preference Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1999 %% cuinhell: BOW TO MY RTWW cuinhell: -R wob: RTWW wob: RADIOACTIVE TWW wob: WERD wob: IT GLOWS IN THE DARK wob: ! cuinhell: HAHAHAHHA -- wob makes a discovery Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1999 %% cuinhell: yes. panic and run around. it makes it more interesting when you all vaporize marcie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- cuinhell watching "The Day After" Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 1999 %% K: i bet i don't get disconnected 4 times a night K: using aohell marcie: that's sick, man K: its the most reliable isp in jax K: and the fastest Vanyel: move. -- Kevin getting desperate Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 1999 %% K: speaking of saundo K: you used to tell me i annoyed you and you didn't like me K: and we never really started talking until i married courtney K: and usually i'm the net prick saundo: K, I think you're a pretentious fuck saundo: but I can respect that :-) -- saundo bonding with k Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 1999 %% saundo: soggie is a multiple personality disorder sufferer on PCP, crystal meth AND coke saundo: doesn't know who it is, can't stop being everyone and has to do everything at 400mph marcie: bahahahaahaahahahahahahahhahaha -- saundo on Auggie BBS Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 1999 %% marcie: cute chick alert saundo: where? marcie: she gives me the eyeball when she comes in every morning saundo: bahahahahah marcie: i wonder if she's a dyke marcie: either that or she's trying to figure out if i am :) saundo: it's either that, or the fact that you're naked at your desk again marcie marcie: OH YEAH marcie: shit saundo: I mean, I can understand forgetting pants marcie: forgot about that saundo: but everything else? saundo: that's just WEIRD -- saundo and marcie together again Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 1999 %% Cyrano: if I hear the term "open source" just one more time... Vanyel: SHUT YOUR OPEN SOURCE< UNCLEFUCKER! wob: hahahahaha Cyrano: I swear I will shove Eric Raymond up Richard Stallman's ass wob: hahahaha wob: now that wob: would be a true wob: sick fucking combo wob: good god wob: you'd never shut it up wob: ever wob: EVER -- Cyrano and w0b venting Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1999 %% Cyrano: he sings a bit like william shatner but without the musical ability -- Cyrano on Richard Stallman singing the Open Source Software song Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1999 %% *** marcie has entered room 'Main' marcie: fleh *** Lisa has entered room 'Main' Al: fleh? *** Manuka has entered room 'Main' marcie: fleh. Al: fleh? Lisa: I've been here for years and I still don't know what the hell you people ever say -- Lisa being confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1999 %% K: rememeber the little handheld ass baster K: that your parents used to use on yer ass K: when you were constipated and 2 years old wob: what? wob: WHAT? cuinhell: WTF? wob: NO K: its a ass baster elric: AHRAHRAHARH K: you fill it with water wob: I HAD NORMAL PARENTS K: and squiert it up yer ass cuinhell: HAHAAHAHAHA elric: the portable enima baster wob: I DIDNT HAVE PARENTS THAT SHOVED SHIT UP MY ASS -- K and company being themselves Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 July 1999 %% K: hey K: after you get married K: is it wrong to pick the lane at the grocery store with the hottest chick in it? marcie: nah marcie: i did that today marcie: :) K: ahahahaha -- marcie on her pick-up techniques Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 July 1999 %% Cyrano overclocks his keyboard... Sarge: you are just wrong -- Cyrano being wrong Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 July 1999 %% K: This device complies with Part 15 of the FCC Rules. Vanyel: so does my dick Vanyel: tho sometimes i wave it at the tv, and the reception goes nuts -- Vanyel bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 July 1999 %% *** Vanyel is now known as FARTyel *** FARTyel is now known as SHITyel SHITyel: brb Slayer: ahahaha Slayer: guess that one got away from him -- Van losing control of his bodily functions Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 July 1999 %% Slayer: oral sex to anyone who can find me a decent rip of aint talkin boy love Slayer: boy = bout marcie: heh marcie: what a freudian slip, slay Slayer: i'll say -- Slay making an oopsy Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 July 1999 %% cuinhell: i now have a consultants badge. I feel even more arrogant already cuinhell: BOW BEFORE MY BILLABLENESS! -- cuinhell getting full of himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% marcie: oh ghod marcie: this white boy i work with is rapping marcie: time for teh headphones cuinhell: HAHAHAHAHRHARHARHAR Vanyel: ow. wob: werd, y0! cuinhell: fucking whigger Vanyel: or 3 gigs of MP3's marcie tuns up "momentary lapse of reason" -- marcie worshipping Pink Fl0yd Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% Slayer: marcie... help ... Slayer: please Slayer: anybody marcie: whut Slayer: i'm starting to like things about win95 marcie: eesh marcie: you must be cured marcie smacks slayer on the forehead and screams "BE HEALED!" Slayer throws up split pea soup Vanyel: win 95 is ok for some things marcie snickers cuinhell: smack him wiht the deadly axe of truth Vanyel: like games and stuff marcie: you are now healed marcie: now marcie: give me $1000000 -- slayer pleading for help Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% Cyrano: someone find me a good cheap UPS :) wob: haha wob: good luck ;) Cyrano: (before I wire a 1KVA automobile inverter into a bank of deep cycle batteries) -- Cyrano preparing to hack Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% wob: man wob: so close to being able to never leaving the house marcie: ahahahahahaha wob: now if i just found a grocery store that delivered wob: i'd never leave marcie: netgrocer.com :) wob: netflix.com just fucking rules wob: ut oh wob: heh Cyrano: ahahahah wob: the dream may come true -- w0b trying to achieve oneness with his computer Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% *** u235 has been disconnected *** u235 has entered room 'Main' Marianne: heh u235: JESUS THIS IS UNREAL wob: vahhaaah u235: I'm going to kill them...and their families u235: I bet this is how the serbian/kosovo thing started wob: lol Marianne: ahahaha wob: over an ISP dispute u235: I bet kosovo ISP kept dropping Melosovich's internet connection -- u235 getting mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 1999 %% Slayer: you call me a slovenly redneck just because i put chip crumbs in the bowl of dip and scoop it out with my hands? -- Slayer displaying his heritage Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 1999 %% vanyel: bah bah vanyel: black sheep vanyel: have you any wool vanyel: yes sir yes sir but i CANT FUCKING NETBOOT THIS THING vanyel: and he goes and blows the little boy away wiht a tek-9 -- Vanyel twitching Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 1999 %% marcie: what do you want for your birthday? Lisa: money marcie: heheh Lisa: clothes Lisa: or a cd player installed into my car marcie: something not expensive :) Lisa: money isn't expensive unless you get a lot of it -- another classic quote from Lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 1999 %% Slayer: i called zip a godless heathen Slayer: she meowed at me Slayer: i fed her -- Slay being conquered Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 1999 %% Vanyel: try reading coredumps on shrooms Vanyel: they make sense. -- Vanyel giving tips Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 1999 %% cuinhell: i always quote my ass now cuinhell: i have a feeling it is trying to communicate something that I am missing cuinhell: someone else may figure it out Lia: it's saying "stop eating burritos" -- Lia giving valuable advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 July 1999 %% vanyel: YES vanyel: I AM SUCH AN ELEET NT HAX0R vanyel: like thats an accomplishment -- Vanyel showing off, sort of Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% Al: is it possible to make homemade doritos with cheap-ass store-brand corn chips and a fully loaded spice rack ? cuinhell: hahaha cuinhell: um, maybe marcie: worth trying cuinhell: or. cuinhell: you could just buy doritoes cuinhell: -e Al: dammit Al: that's wouldn't be the same Al: I'm trying to HACK snackfood here Al: don't kill my dreams man! cuinhell: ahahaha -- Al dreaming big Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% Marianne: damn funeral home wanting to sell me p lots Marianne: hell, i ain't dead yet slay: maybe it's a hint -- Mariane being loved Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% slay whips it out slay: this is like a cock, only smaller -- Slayer having personal problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% cuinhell: hmmm, something is wrong with the SMS servers again. jobs are actually completing in a timely manner -- cuinhell looking askance Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% Slayer: correction: it's a commercial for "AD&D is satanic" marcie: yes marcie: ad&d is satanic marcie: which means slayer is a servant of satan wob: fucking devil boy marcie waits for slayer's head to start spinning around spewing pea soup wob: I COMDEMN YOU TO HELL, BITCH wob: haha Vanyel: well i am satan Vanyel: so slay, go get me a soda -- Vanyel and his human servant Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 1999 %% Slayer: i think it's time you all knew something about me Slayer: time to come out of the closet marcie: you're a lesbian? Slayer: i'm straight... Slayer: a heterosexual Slayer: please dont judge me marcie: OH GOD marcie: i can't believe it marcie: i thought i raised you better than this Slayer: well, you wont give me a t shirt Slayer: i dont have much choice! Slayer: you just dont understand me! marcie: i gave you all the proper role modesls Slayer runs to his room and slams the door marcie: i even had ru paul come over and talk to you when you turned 13 marcie: you're a disappointment! Slayer: THAT'S WHY I'M STRAIGHT! marcie: no son of mine is going to be one of ... of THEM! marcie goes into a rage and cuts slay out of the will -- Slay coming out of the closet Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% Monty: Did somebody say botulism? cuinhell: ok, time for burger king -- cuinhell being ironic Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% K: i remember when i was a senior in high school K: i shit every day K: at 12:35 meg: hahaha K: for a long while K: that's regular. K: i wouldn't know regular now K: if it snuck up and bit me in the ass -- K complaining about getting old Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% Vanyel: fucking exchange server Vanyel: keeping me from getting laid tonite Monty: bah K: dude K: your face K: is keeping you from gettin laid tonight -- Kevin dissing Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% dweez farts Slayer shits dweez: cool dweez: we are of one brain dweez: and one ass -- dweez and Slayer bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% roo: you dont see inner city kids getting diagnosed with ADD Monty: it's real, it's awful cuz it causes you to act completly out of impulse K: INNER CITY KIDS ARE TOO BUSY BEING DIAGNOSED WITH MURDER ONE -- K making a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 1999 %% vanyel: sendmail hurts my brain -- Vanyel admitting his one flaw Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 1999 %% Mistress: now...chocolate ice cream with swirls of carmel, topped with hot fudge, whipped ream, nuts and a cherry....tha'ts multiple orgaasms with a sexy woman making wild love on a lazy Saturday morn Mistress: morning Mistress: and I think I need to get laid -- Moni after a discussion on ice cream and sex Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 July 1999 %% *** AQUAMAN has entered room 'Main' AQUAMAN: Ass! AQUAMAN: I have been moved. marcie: you have been moved? AQUAMAN: Yes. I have been moved by the _eloquently_ depicted idea of ass presented by cuinhell. marcie: i see. marcie: he has this effect on people. AQUAMAN: moved i.e. emotionall stirred. I feel compelled to repeat "ass" a few times. AQUAMAN: But never in a row. And yes, I agree. marcie nods solemnly marcie: i think you'll find, however, that you will be much more emotionally moved marcie: if you say it this way: marcie: ASS! marcie: instead of: marcie: Ass! marcie: it has more dramatic impact... more *punch*, if you will. wob: blah. AQUAMAN: Oh, how true. But not to discount that if you sa Ass! that it has no merit. marcie: you make a good point -- the geeks having an intellectual discussion Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 July 1999 %% wob: burp Vanyel: bad wob. Vanyel: you ate auggie, didnt you? -- Vanyel accusing wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 1999 %% vanyel: hrm, i feel funny vanyel: should i call a doctor? Twister: no that's normal Twister: death is immenent vanyel: cool -- Vanyel accepting his lot Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 1999 %% wob: Network Access with GAWK wob: that is sick. *** meg has left the room wob: this is wob: frightening wob: why would anyone do this to themselves. wob: this is not natural. ed: I dunno ed: a fucking gawk webserver *harharharh* ed: I just found it funny.. wob: i know wob: it is funny wob: just sick and twistedly funny wob: i mean wob: who the fuck wob: thought up doing all that shit with awk ed: I been shoing it to everybody I can find today so we can laugh at it. ed: somebody who didn't know perl *smirk* marcie: this... is just WRONG. -- wob and ed on a scary web page Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 1999 %% cuinhell: arciebeeyptch marcie: no marcie: dammit, cuin marcie: how many times do i have to tell you marcie: it's ARCIEBEEYPTCH! cuinhell: no. marcie: :) cuinhell: it's fucking 400 billion degrees here this week. cuinhell: there is no enthusiam. marcie: ahahahhhhaah cuinhell: it's sucking my will to live. cuinhell: in fact, i am planning a trip to the sun to cool off next week -- cuinhell telling us how hot it REALLY is Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 July 1999 %% marcie: mdzxlkjadljakjasdf Vanyel: no Vanyel: you mean sahnjksdbnmvcnrjlas;fjdf Vanyel: right? marcie: ohyeah marcie: sahnjksdbnmvcnrjlas;fjdf marcie: my bad -- Vanyel correcting marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 1999 %% Cider: a spider isn't big unless you can positively identify it while travveling at 65 mph down the highway. -- DontKnow giving advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 01 August 1999 %% Vanyel: if i was a black guy, id grow a great big afro, you know, 3 feet high Vanyel: and cut a hole in the middle to keep stuff in Vanyel: like my keys, nachoes -- Vanyel impressing the girlies Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% *** Darkethe has entered room 'Main' Slayer: 8 characters, there, chief Darkethe: screw your archaic system marcie: love it or leave it, weenie boy ... Darkethe: Graey, when will these people start being funny, like the logs ;) marcie: oh, i see marcie: another quote file groupie marcie: i lose more newbies that way Darkethe: rofl, no, just a friend of Graey/Slayer/Willie marcie: www.snerk.net/quotes/enquotes.txt marcie: amuse yourself there until you can be witty -- marcie engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed person Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% Darkethe: a guy told me about this bar he went to, where SCA members got in fights with goths all the time cuinhell: dorks fighting dorks? what was it, a slapping ocxntest? cuinhell: contest too Darkethe: cuinhell: no, they got pretty rough. those SCA dudes can whip the hell outta ya with bigass pieces of rattan -- Dark warning everyone off SCA geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% cuinhell: fyesiuygiwhgiushuoighiusiushgiushihgsd marcie: that's what YOU think cuinhell: shaddap. cuinhell: :) Lia: heh marcie: :) wob: asldfkjaslkdfsdafasdfadfa;sldkfhjalsdkfhasdkljfhasdkjlfhasdfkjahfalk jsdfhasdlkjfhaskjdfhaslkjdfhzskjdhasdlkjfhasdkjfhaskjdfhaslkjdfhsadl kjfhasdlkjfhasdkjlfhasdlkjf cuinhell: yes. marcie: allrightythen Lia: and another thing Lia: quwrhpqjnfjksanviuwoiuqywrepyqioyteproiuypiuoqrtpoqiyporuhjkvmcxnbui eqhfvihvjhvclhvfhioshavfiu cuinhell: no. Lia: you want to debate that point? cuinhell: no need. -- another intelligent night on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% Cerberus: I launched a fuckign search engine last week :D wob: werd Cerberus: it is completely and totally 100% a porn archive wob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wob: HAHAHAhHAaHAHjkashfdlkajsdhfas;lkdjf17~hasdf Cerberus: i swear to god, look up "dogs" and you get the top 60 hits are "fucking dogs from behind: why they are better or worse than sheep" wob: YOU ROOL CERB wob: HAHAHAHAH Cerberus: wanna know why? Cerberus: because one of the things it indexes is members.aol.com, where there are like 5 million AOL memebers with their homepages Cerberus: it's 98% porn. Cerberus: it's like the largest porn archive on the net, as far a swe know wob: ahhahahhhahhaaahahaha wob: HAhAHAAHHAhahAHAHAHAH Cerberus: it's at 10TB now or something. wob: AOL PRON! Cerberus: I want to register www.10tbporn.com and aim it there Cerberus: but i'd get fired :( marcie: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAA wob: AMETEUR AOL PRON wob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Cerberus: heh. it's hilarious Cerberus: they are now making members a gigantic SAN and uber-redundant wob: that fucking rules Cerberus: cuz - you gotta have highly available porn Cyrano: zerb Cyrano: rofl Cerberus: JAMEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ wob: that fucking rules -- Cerb the AOL BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% Marianne: you people make cats sounds like fun, buti think they're still evil -- Mari being a dog person Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% vanyel: something in this officeis making e sick vanyel: as soon as i leave, i feel fine marcie: van... they're called CUSTOMERS -- Vanyel missing the obvious Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% vanyel: my head feels like its running windows NT vanyel: its slow, bloated, and feels like it just crashed into q brick wall -- Vanyel with a cold Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% cuinhell: werd K: werd marcie: werd cuinhell: werd marcie: wr0d cuinhell: wird marcie: w3rd cuinhell: were'd marcie: damn we must be bored cuinhell: yes. -- the g33ks being bored Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% Slayer: clit cuinhell: tit marcie: bit marcie: figures y'all would name female body parts and the first thing i think of has to do with computers marcie: am i a geek or what -- marcie being a geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% wob: i like lwm wob: it is tiny and fast. wob: like dweez -- w0b on a window manager Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% cuinhell: I am building a new baseload of 95 for all the lusers out there. cuinhell: I install the 95 y2K patch and it needs to reboot, so I switch back to this machine. when I switch back it's locked at "please wait for your system to shutdown" cuinhell: excellent patch. cuinhell: solves all y2k problems by making the machine unusable -- cuin taking good care of his lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 05 August 1999 %% DM: elvis isnt dead... he just logged onto EN and sat in Chat -- DarkMuse solving the mystery Eagle's Nest BBS, 05 August 1999 %% Sarge: I am old, you are ancient, and well dweez...he should already be dead ;) Wicked: you should hope you're in such good shape when you're as "old" as dweez marcie: yes marcie: dweez is a studly hunk of manlove marcie: and besides that marcie: he's cute :) Wicked: I wouldn't go that far marcie: ahahahahaha Wicked: cute yes. studly hunk of manlove? debatable Slayer: hey, you used that same line on me, you whore marcie: yes well marcie: i'm just easy Slayer: coughwhorecough Wicked: at least you're honest marcie: damn straight -- marcie being sociable Eagle's Nest BBS, 05 August 1999 %% Cyrano: geek is building a NeXT laptop Cyrano: sick sick sick -- Cyrano being sick and wrong Eagle's Nest BBS, 05 August 1999 %% vanyel: i need to go to the doctors marcie: well marcie: then you should go vanyel: im listning to carley simon MP3's vanyel: and LIKING THEM vanyel: yorue so vain vanyel: i bet you think hthis song is about you marcie: oh dear marcie: you DO need to go to the doctor vanyel: dont you? vanyel: dont you? cuinhell: van, immediately start listening to white zombie...and don't stop until you want to rub carly simon's face off with a cheese grater vanyel: will NIN do? cuinhell: NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE -- Vanyel needing serious help Eagle's Nest BBS, 06 August 1999 %% Vanyel: its 80's MP3 day at the AlliedSignal 2101 computer room today Vanyel: i got a little change in my pocket going jingalingaling marcie: dammit leo marcie: i'm going to hurt you severely marcie: now i've got that fucking stupid song in my head Vanyel: want the mp3? marcie: NO marcie: BITCH Vanyel cackles evilly -- Vanyel torturing marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 06 August 1999 %% marcie: every guy i've ever met would do lots for a blowjob marcie: LOTS cuinhell: yes. cuinhell: I would even be pleasant to be around for a blow. :) cuinhell: but it better be a DAMN good blow marcie: ahahahhahahaahhahahaha -- cuinhell on sexual favors Eagle's Nest BBS, 06 August 1999 %% *** Al has entered room 'Main' marcie: al Al hates windows. Al: thank you. *** Al has left the room -- Al telling us how he REALLY feels Eagle's Nest BBS, 06 August 1999 %% Slayer: don't mind me, i'm just licking the TV screen where reese witherspoon's belly is -- Slayer lusting over another woman Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 August 1999 %% marcie: HArHaRHaRHAHrAHrAHrAHRHARarARHA marcie: gawd marcie: why the fuck is EN down marcie: this is marcie: like marcie: not cool marcie: and i'm starting to sound like wob marcie: HELP ME cuinhell: HAHAHAHRHARHARHAR -- marcie needing help room 'nest' on Auggie BBS, 17 August 1999 %% Clapton: how do i tell who is in here? marcie: telepathy Vanyel: /e show users *** Clapton has left the room: show users Vanyel: I am going to go to hell. marcie: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Vanyel demonstrating the 'exit' command Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 August 1999 %% Slayer: i wonder what it's like to be stupid -- Slayer being modest Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 August 1999 %% Vanyel: one of my sites in minnesota got rained on Vanyel: hole in the roof cuinhell: HAHAHAHREHARAHRAHR Vanyel: right over the nt server cuinhell: fucking minnesotans Vanyel: all the other servers were fine Vanyel: so the nt server soaked up all the water. Vanyel: it made an excelent spoonge marcie: bahahahaahAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA -- Vanyel pointing out the uses of Windows NT Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 August 1999 %% ed: anybody wanna go pick off USWest linemen with me? wob: werd wob: im there duod. Cyrano: hell yah DontKnow: count me in. -- US West is REALLY loved by EN geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 August 1999 %% tish humps marcie's leg marcie hops onto tishy's lap and wiggles marcie: hehehehhehehe Slayer: that's my leg, use the other one -- Slay being clever Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 August 1999 %% Vanyel: USWest. cuinhell: damn van, there are some things you just don't say in public -- cuinhell chastising Vanyel for obscenity Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 1999 %% Cyrano: I should know better than to browse the web at 2am Cyrano: there are some things out there I did _not_ need to know about Cyrano: although elric: hit the alt.bin.pic.ero.plumperspage? :P Cyrano: bah Cyrano: no, much worse than that elric: nothing is worse than that Cyrano: anime amputee fetishists Manuka: eep! elric: hahaha Cyrano: no shit -- Cyrano getting grossed out, for once Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 August 1999 %% wob: there's nothing like a datacenter power outage to wear you out. -- wob at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 August 1999 %% wob: HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY -- wob exclaiming, erm, something Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 August 1999 %% Mistress nibbles on marcie marcie nuzzles moni Mistress: how's the cutues bofh I know? Mistress: cutest even marcie wiggles marcie: getting ready to jet outta work wob: OK GET THE HOT LESBO SEX ACTION GOING NOW wob: IM ALL READY wob: oh wob: sorry Mistress just got home Mistress: heh wob wob: those thoughts were supposed to stay in my head wob: and not come outa my fingers. marcie: bahahahahhahahahaha -- wob taking a break from work Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 August 1999 %% wob: i have a raging bull in my panties. -- we don't wanna know, wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 August 1999 %% cuinhell: calling them motherfucking cocksuckers is an affront to motherfucking cocksuckers everywhere, but it must be done -- cuinhell on US West Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 August 1999 %% topdawg: i'm tyhinking about putting the linux system out in the middle of the highway Manuka: hope it gets hit by a PCI bus? marcie thwacks manuka for bad puns wob: wewp wob: total recall rools. Manuka doh's as he gets BUSted marcie rolls her eyes Manuka: isa not funny marcie: you're such a card :) wob: apparently i have shown up during really bad geek joke night. marcie: yes marcie: yes you have wob: heh Manuka: it really irqs the hell out of me... gonna have to address that issue, and ram it home. wob: marcie wob: please wob: take 'care' of yer husband wob: ;) marcie: heheh marcie: he's just got a lot of drive wob: OH MAN wob: IT DOESNT GET ANY BETTER marcie: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA wob: I AM IN BAD GEEK JOKE HELL wob: I MUST PACKET MYSELF UP AND GET THE FSCK OUTA HERE marcie: you have a good case, wob Manuka: that's my boy :) wob: alas wob: i must take the default route to bed. marcie: i may have to monitor this conversation wob: and sleep() wob: shutdown -i0 -g0 -y marcie greps wob on the way out -- the geeks being punny Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 August 1999 %% marcie: i would do gina in a hot second marcie: my god marcie: that woman is amazing marcie: especially in leather cuinhell: she'd be more amazing in just skin marcie: NO SHIT cuinhell: and bouncing on my c0q marcie: no marcie: on my face marcie: dammit wob: STOP IT wob: SOTP IT wob: STOP IT wob: STOP IT YOU BITCHES wob: IM TRYING TO GET WORK DONE wob: YOU ARE EVIL wob: ALL OF YOU marcie: HArHaRHARhAHRAHRhaRHARHarHarHArHarHarHAR wob: IM GOINT TO HAVE TO MAKE A TRIP TO THE STALL marcie: you and me both wob: hahahaha -- marcie torturing the boys with pictures of Gina Gershon in leather Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 August 1999 %% *** Al has entered room 'Main' Al: hobbagoozis weeblejeebles!!!!!! marcie: you don't say? Al: yebbica noddafoondo flipticuadda bing! marcie: astounding Al: thinggy! marcie: i completely agree -- another conversation of typical intelligence Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 August 1999 %% marcafk: blar Slayer: blar! :) vanyel: marcie marcafk: yes, dammit marcafk: blar! *** marcafk is now known as mzrcie Slayer: what's up? :) mzrcie: whoops *** mzrcie is now known as marcie Slayer: i like mzrcie better :) marcie: i am dreaming bad things about gina gershon and how much i want to fuck her senseless marcie: was that too much information? Slayer: no :) marcie: O;) marcie: cool Slayer: no problem :) Slayer: so what's up? :) marcie: there's something amiss here.... Slayer: what's that? :) marcie: something really weird marcie: and fucked up marcie: i can't put my finger on it Slayer: how so? :) marcie furrows her brow and looks puzzled, then her face gets a look of horror marcie: YOU marcie: ARE USING Slayer: me? :) marcie: SMILEYS Slayer: oh no! :) marcie: AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY marcie: STOP IT marcie: RIGHT NOW marcie: DAMN YOU Slayer: oh shit, i thought i was romantic for a minute there marcie: damn marcie: thank god marcie: it IS you Slayer: thank the lesbiangods you pointed it out to me marcie: and not a pod person Slayer: pod? marcie: body snatcher Slayer: oh marcie: creepy marcie: don't do it again, man marcie: you scared me -- marcie getting scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 August 1999 %% Slayer: complete your progress through puberty and then i might listen to what you have to sey about sexual relationships cuinhell: HAHAH marcie: bahahahaAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Slayer: say saundo: *KOFF* saundo: C | N > K -- Slay getting one over on Monty Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 August 1999 %% saundo: aaaaah saundo: starksy and hutch saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH saundo: Fantasy Island saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH saundo: Miami Vice saundo faints Slayer: hawaii 5 0 marcie oh dears marcie lures saundo with visions of Laverne and Shirley marcie: in saran wrap and stiletto heels marcie: HArHaRHAHRARHAHRAHRARAR saundo: the only good thing about hawaii five-o is the opening sequence saundo schwings saundo: oh baby saundo: more marcie: bahahahahahaha saundo: with lenny and squiggy bent over in posing pouches saundo: ah HA saundo: so THAT's why they worked at the brewery marcie shudders marcie: you are an evil man, saundo marcie: EVIL I SAY saundo: hee hee *** Kestrel has entered room 'Main' saundo: that'll teach you to taunt me Kestrel: wheeeee marcie smirks -- Saundo and marcie trading taunts Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 August 1999 %% Deanna: I've had to take the damned lid off of it do many times that I don't even put the screws back in it anymore. Slayer: exactly what kind of vagina DO you have -- Slayer, curious Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 August 1999 %% Jael: So why you moving to D? Slayer: because it's not mississippi Jael: That is a good reason Slayer: and they have lesbian bars Jael: and how does that benifit you? Slayer: atmosphere Slayer: if i'm going to not be getting laid, it might as well be by lesbians marcie: bahahahahhaa Al: hahahahah Al: I like the way this man thinks. -- Slayer getting perspective Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1999 %% vanyel: it seems my penis can only handle so much input marcie: i hear that's a common bug vanyel: if you stroke it too much, it spits out what ever is in teh testicle buffer vanyel: daom, i'm a geek -- vanyel stunned into realization of his nature Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 September 1999 %% K: OBJECTS IN UNDERWEAR MAY APPEAR LARGER THAN THEY ARE -- K admitting his inadequacies Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 1999 %% Slayer: i dont like the term 'bisexual' ben: bisexuals don't like the term 'slayer' -- Paris and Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 1999 %% Slayer: of course we'd also have to all get off at the same time -- Slayer being taken out of context Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 1999 %% Marianne: dammit.. work keeps interfering with my chatting -- Marianne getting her priorities straight Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1999 %% vanyel: our vp is at a dude ranch in the middle of nowhere in montana vanyel: he wants to check his email vanyel: so we ship him a satalite phone, at quite a cost vanyel: it cost us like... 800 bucks to get it to him vanyel: and he is complaining that its too slow vanyel: he has 20 megs of mail vanyel: he was on the phone for like 10 hrs and only got 2 megs vanyel: so our servers are broken,. vanyel: at this point i'd say vanyel: PICK UP YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONE vanyel: CALL YOUR SECRETARY vanyel: AND HAVE HER READ YOUR EMAIL TO YOU cuinhell: HAHHAHAHAHAHARHARHARHAHR cuinhell: whiny fucking vp's cuinhell: they get higher up in management and they get more and more whiny vanyel: we spent 300K so he can get his email in the middle of nowhere vanyel: thats not including usage for 15 hrs straight of service vanyel: thats 300,000 DOLLARS US vanyel: so a VP CAN GET HIS EMAIL on VACATION -- Vanyel having a Dilbert moment Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1999 %% cuinhell: i use an old apple to run some servos and jerk me off while I am browsing porn wob: good application cuinhell: oh wait, i WOULD use cuinhell: ;) wob: better hope it doesnt crash on y2k and cut yer dick off. -- wob pointing out a flaw Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1999 %% vanyel: life lesson #3208720893465923746 vanyel: kicking hardware is OK while wearing loafers. It is NOT okay when vanyel: wearing steel-toed doc martens. Kestrel: hahahahhaa Kestrel: what did you cave in? vanyel: my backup server -- vanyel learning another lesson Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 1999 %% marcie: yawn vanyel shoves his penis in marcie's mouth while the gettin is good vanyel: jesus AQUAMAN: yes? vanyel: i have just suprassed slayer in teh sick bastard catagory vanyel chastises hismelf Cyrano: vanyel: i have just suprassed slayer in teh sick bastard catagory vanyel: i dont know wether to be proud or ashamed -- vanyel being horrified Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 1999 %% Mistress: sick..you guys are just completely sick Mistress: no wonder I hang out here so much -- Mistress in admiration Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 1999 %% Slayer lays a big wet lesbian kiss on manuka Al: you're kidding Slayer: i never kid about lesbian kisses -- Slayer being himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 1999 %% wob: dave? what are you doing, dave? Sarge: nothing hal, just bend over like a good boy.... vanyel: weirdos. -- Sarge getting quoted for once Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 1999 %% vanyel: I hate knowing NT vanyel: itmakes me feel so cheap vanyel: its like admitting you fucked some 600lb ugly bitch -- vanyel feeling violated and used Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 1999 %% wob: MY OWN RAID AT HOME dweez: a raid bitch box wob: HOW GEEKY FUCKING COOL Cyrano: ahahah wob: FISHER PRICES MY FIRST RAID -- wob fantasizing Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 1999 %% Slayer: i wish i were god Vanyel: well Slayer: oh, so you want to ban prayer in church? HAVE A HURRICANE! Vanyel: i'm satan Vanyel: that close enough Slayer: and for all you in LA laughing at florida, HAVE AN EARTHQUAKE! Slayer: and for all you in wyoming laughing at the other two, BE WYOMING! Slayer: my will be done. Slayer: there isnt enough bowing a scraping in here dammit! -- Slayer on a power trip Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 1999 %% AQUAMAN burps AQUAMAN: hmm. AQUAMAN: I don't remember eating that. -- Aquaman getting amnesia Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 1999 %% Monty: word to your respective matriarchial figures -- Monty, werd y0 Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% *** Al has entered room 'Main' Al: *phart* cuinhell: ASS! Al: yep, that's where it came from cuinhell: excellent -- Al and cuinhell sharing a guy bonding moment Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% Vanyel: sex on tv is one of the best inventions of all time -- Vanyel getting off, so to speak Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% Vanyel: well i ruined my chanced to get real pussy tonite Slayer: what, you woke up? cuinhell: he left the animal shelter -- Vanyel getting dissed Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% ben: scronk marcie: now? ben: if you're not too busy marcie: oh all right marcie: *SCRONKSCRONKSCRONK* ben: i feel cheap and used marcie: well yeah marcie: and this is a problem why? ben: never said it was a problem ben: ;) -- Paris enjoying himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% ben: i need sex on the side *** carrye has entered room 'Main' carrye: heyyall ben: never mind marcie: ahahahahahhah -- Carrye unwittingly walking into it Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% beer_ed: Luser called last week, wanted me to sort through 24gigs of backups to find his index.htm (yes