%% saundo: lesbian midget sex - where smaller IS better -- saundo with an idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% marcie: i love you, zaundo saundo: you do nawt saundo: you merely lust after the insanity in my head marcie: but i dew! marcie: well marcie: yes saundo: i know j00! marcie: that's more or less the same thing. -- marzie and zaundo share the love Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% saundo: you'll need a wirebrush and scotch, marcie, to fix your sinuses DontKnow: though my pints are long island iced teas tonight. marcie: owwww. marcie: damn you, saundo saundo: you drink the scotch first, then take the wirebrush and throw it out the window saundo: either way, you don't care about your sinuses saundo: it's a home remedy -- saundo giving marcie advice on sinus trouble Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% Vanyel: "...but amber! i DO respect your mind! I'd just respect it even more if it would bounce gently when you walk." saundo: ahahahahah saundo: i had a cow-orker like that saundo: she wanted to be taken seriously as an SA saundo: but she really did best just standing there and bouncing gently Vanyel: thats fine Vanyel: most of my coworkers at AOL were like that Vanyel: male AND female saundo: ahahahah -- Vanyel and saundo on cow-orkers Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% ed: how goes the alcholism today leo? Vanyel: its not ed: remember ed: it takes more than a couple of days to unleash the alcholic in all of us. ed: you must try harder Vanyel: it took me all day yesterday to recover from my last binge Moni: heh marcie: psh marcie: PUSSY ed: ytes ed: I believe marcie has spake the truth ed: You are a Pussy Jake: you should be doing keg stands by next friday Jake: this is training damnit Jake: wtf else are you gonna do when yer homeless? ed: you're not good enough until you get the shakes during your first week on the new job -- ed whipping Vanyel into shape Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% Manuka: The Physics Division at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory (LBNL) has a position for an experienced Particle Physicist. The position involves working half-time with the Particle Data Grou Manuka: p Manuka: "I never wanted to be a sysadmin... i wanted to be... A PARTICLE PHYSICIST! leaping from cyclotron to cyclotron in the wilds of Berkeley! and Sing! SING! Vanyel: ahahah marcie: ahahah -- Manuka singing his little heart out Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 December 2002 %% Vanyel: slay finally came out of the closet? marcie: ahahah marcie: we wish Vanyel: no Vanyel: we dont. marcie: hahhahahahaha Vanyel: the last thing I need Vanyel: is slay hitting on me Vanyel: and meaning it marcie: i don't need it either marcie: so i'd rather him be gay ;) Vanyel: I hate you, you black hearted lesbian marcie: aw, i hate you too, you bitter het boy -- Vanyel and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Cyrano: that's what I recommend to leo for stereo protection Cyrano: dashboard mounted suicide bomber midgets Cyrano: activated with the car alarm marcie: yeah! ed: shit ed: no need to activate ed: just pay a fuckin psychotic midget to ride around in your car/live in your car ed: he has an altima ed: lots of trunkspace/backspeet space Al: "pay" ? ed: he can just build a little midget efficiency in thee. ed: right ed: "You can live here for free, use the stero, etc.." ed: "If something gets stolen, I sell you to the zoo." marcie: "just make sure you piss *out* the window" ed: "No, not for an exhibit of your own, you get to be the adolescent male red-assmonkey fuck toy." ed: you issue him a certificate for 1 free lethal item from your local army surplus ed: and you let him move in and begin setting up shop ed: here where it gets cold, 2 good things ed: 1) little fucker could remote-start your car. Cyrano: heheh ed: 2) he could hold your coffee/go get your coffee in the morning. ed: and fill your car with gas. Cyrano: and hey Al: what's to prevent him from stealing the car? Cyrano: you could always use the carpool lanes! ed: "If we don't have gas, it gets mighty cold in here." ed: you mount 2 tasers to his nuts marcie: shit yeah! Jake: shock collar prevents from anything you like ed: which are then tied to the car alarm ed: that Cyrano: mmm ed: and you'd have to get references for your psycho midget Cyrano: ed, I want to live in your world ed: I'm not saying you should just take the first onethat comes along ed: and ed: you shouldn't find them at walmart ed: you need to look at like target, maybe dillards. ed: "Hey, little guy, do you need a home? ed: " ed: "Uh, yea, no puppies, or whatever it is you guys have.." marcie: make sure he can be rack-mounteed ed: right ed: litlte tTi tabs implanted in his hips ed: you could solve the piss problem by just putting a catheter in ed: and make sure his asshole is sewn shut marcie: ewww marcie: shit-filled midgets are nobody's friend, ed. ed: well ed: they're good urban assault weapons. ed: you could chuck him into traffic ed: he'd also be a good excuse to get out of meetings. marcie: cynthia makes a good point Cyrano: maybe we're looking at this wrong marcie: cloning is possible ed: 'uh, yea, my midget isn't feeling well, look at him!" marcie: you can clone your midget self. Cyrano: maybe the real money is in midget temp services Cyrano: "rent-a-midget" marcie: mini-me! Cyrano: er ed: hmm Cyrano: "Mini-Mine" ed: I dunno if I'd like a mini-me marcie: i think that would be funny. marcie: a mini-ed. ed: I'd have to bitchslap the little fucker. marcie: he'd bitchslap you back. ;) ed: he could keep track of your email too. ed: cerberal implant. ed: he could be your eyes ed: and you could just sit and control him with a remote. ed: send him to work instead of you. marcie: generally i like it. marcie: hmm. ed: be like in running man marcie: he could do my tape rotation for me. ed: you could have some shi strapped to his neck Cyrano: yeah! marcie: hell, i could clone a midget just for tapes! Cyrano: I bet they'd be cheaper than tape stackers ed: he'd die if he ran outside of the invisible fence you buried in your yard marcie: he could live in the jukebox! ed: shit ed: he could live in the stacker! marcie: see!@ marcie: ed and i think alike. ed: hmm ed: you could issue him with spare DLT drives ed: and he could do all the preventative maint marcie: yeah! ed: again, electrodes attached to his nuts may be in order. marcie: i like this idea. ed: "faster" ed: *bzzzt* marcie: so we can do more important work marcie: like marcie: talking on EN marcie: and marcie: eating krispy kremes. ed: or, to his clitoris. ed: depending on his gender. ed: and when I say his, I mean like s/he marcie: obviously. ed: right ed: because thats how every book should be ed: s/he Cyrano: hookermidgets ed: hmm. ed: ther could be a roving industry for midget support ed: eg: midget sexual needs. marcie: midget clones ed: midget emotional fulfillment. marcie: like in AI marcie: only... smaller. marcie: hey, don't laugh marcie: i have a midget friend from college marcie: who just married another midget. marcie: they're very hapy together. ed: sweet marcie: :) ed: midget sex. ed: I bet thats wild Cyrano: have to keep him in shape ed: the fuckin best part is. Cyrano: Midgetcise! marcie: i try not to think about it, ed. ed: if you were married midgets ed: you could fuckin live cheap ed: yo ucould move into an efficiency marcie: yah! Cyrano: heh ed: live in a dogbed ed: you'd eat 1/2 has much, atleast. ed: you could *live in a fucking car* marcie: true that. marcie: hell ed: and protect the possesions contained therein. marcie: live in a van Cyrano: heh Cyrano: an RV would be a palace ed: find your midget friend. marcie: you'd have it all hooked up! ed: ask her if this is reasonable. marcie: i have a feeling she'd be highly insulted :) marcie: they have an apartment ed: she may find the clitoral electrodes and the hip-implants objectionable marcie: but i do nawt know the specs thereof ed: prolly less than 1000square ed: fuck ed: you could live in a closet marcie: low counters, etc Cyrano: ed, you bastard ed: I'll sublet out my closet Cyrano: that's the fourth keyboard this year marcie grins ed: mahaha Cyrano: I need to switch to membranes marcie: yes marcie: yes you do Al: just get a damn dustcover ed: you need a midget to clean up after you ed: and/or see to your daily during-work sexual needs. ed: some days I'd love to have a little midget under my desk workin it for me. Cyrano: ahhh marcie: perfect size for under-the-desk activities! marcie: ahahahhaha ed: you just need that sort of stress reliever marcie: !!! Cyrano: that could help a lot with productivity Cyrano: hey Cyrano: tie it to a helpdesk system Cyrano: so every time you close a ticket... marcie: HAHAHAHHAA ed: "Watch out lil-guy don't get any of that in your eyes." marcie: that's an initiative i can get behind! ed: then you'd have midget osha ed: you'd have to put lights under there. Cyrano: and niosh Cyrano: hm ed: there'd be issues with mexican for lunch, etc.. marcie: ahahah Cyrano: would they be hourly or exempt? *** zag has left the room ed: exempt marcie: if we have to be exempt, so do they ed: they'd live off of crumbs Cyrano: naah ed: they'd be like corporate equipment marcie: pet midgets Cyrano: they should be like waitresses Cyrano: live off of tips ed: not so much like the cogs in the wheel that we are. ed: more like the goo inbetween the cogs. ed: you may need to have them de-teethed. ed: I hear midget bites can be nasty. marcie: not if they're the same midgets guarding your car marcie: you need them to have sharp pointy fangs marcie: to gnaw the fingers off would-be car thieves. ed: hmm Cyrano: so ed: and, technically, you should have a good relationship with your car midget. Cyrano: what would a midget pack ed: swallowing your love juice is part of that relationship. Cyrano: I'm thinking small caliber ed: snub .38 at the largest ed: I'd say like a .25 marcie: yeah marcie: .22 marcie: short barrel ed: or Cyrano: twin gyrojets :) marcie: they can plug people at close range marcie: in the knees ed: issue them ryphenlol Cyrano: tranq darts ed: see ed: their job may be to get the car/theif to an out of the way area ed: so you can show up and finish the job. marcie: yeah Cyrano: how about blinding lasers? marcie: disable them momentarily ed: a swine bag cutter Cyrano: an elastrator ed: that'd leave a bloody mess. Cyrano: 101 things to do with a 0.75" diameter rubber band marcie: heheheh Cyrano: and a bovine speculum Cyrano: the nice ones ratchet and then lock like vice grips Cyrano: very clasy Cyrano: +s marcie: ow. ed: ok ed: I must go. *** ed is now known as afked afked: later marcie: going to rent your car midget? afked: they're flying off the shelves marcie: wr0d marcie: later Cyrano: maybe a small tactical nuclear device Cyrano: it's probably a good thing I don't have one marcie: most definitely. Al: "probably" ? Cyrano: because if I did, I just know I'd have to set it off to see what would happen Al: hehehe -- midget mania! Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Cyrano: you want some entertaining reading Cyrano: try alt.suicide.holiday Cyrano: it's hilarious Cyrano: people trying to come up with good suicide techniques Cyrano: 100% chickenshits through and through, and pretty far down on the intelligence scale marcie: i always wondered about a.s.h. marcie: why does it even exist if everyone who frequents the group wants to kill themselves? Cyrano: they don't marcie: wouldn't that preclude having regular posters? marcie: :) Cyrano: it's all a mass pathetic craving for attention Cyrano: see, if they were serious about it, they'd publish a roster of names and addresses Cyrano: hell, the snuff guys would take care of them, and probably even for free. marcie: ahahahaha ed: mahahaha Cyrano: we have got to get those two together marcie: match made in heaven! marcie: so to speak -- Cyrano on Usenet Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Cyrano wonders if it's possible to analyze for alcohol intoxication via a semen sample Cyrano: would at least be a bit more fun -- Cyrano on preventing drunk driving Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Cyrano: some people may be too stupid to live Cyrano: I've been rethinking my position on this ed: hmm ed: my position has been "some people are too stupid to live." ed: and.. ed: further, "they only live because we support them." Cyrano: so Cyrano: what we do ed: its not as vulgar as just outright killing them Cyrano: have the govt issue an order that all citizens should be sterilized ed: its more like you take away the shit that keeps them alive. Cyrano: those of us smart enough to see past the farce will avoid it Cyrano: then we load them all onto the "B" Ark ed: mahaha ed: the one with hairdressers and people of that ilk? Cyrano: telephone sanitizers marcie: telephone sanitizer second class! Cyrano: but we have to keep a few of them around just for the entertainment value Al: they only live because it is illegal to kill them -- plans for world domination Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% ed: one that I ranted to a.t.s.r ed: was the lusers that called to sighn up for an acct ed: and they wouldn't give me a password. ed: "Lisa, don't give them our password, they said you're not supposed to give that out." ed: "Bob, you talk to them." ed: "Yea, we aren't givin you our password, they said we aren't supposed to." ed: I was stunned by the stupidity ed: for a full 10 seconds. Cyrano: lol ed: the guy actually said "Hello?" ed: I couldn't get them to see the idiocy. ed: In the end they never signed up for an account ed: and I even *tried* to give them a password. ed: "No, thats not our password." Cyrano: classy ed: I was again rebuffed by stupidity. -- ed on his favorite lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% marcie: Then I watched the rest of the tape. There is a very disturbing part where my father is sitting in a chair looking madly happy and sort of dancing along, and then it pans across the room to marcie: show what he is looking at, and he is watching Mary Poppins and dancing to the Mary Poppins music. I think he may have some sort of fetish but I am not sure. saundo: marcie: you're freaking me out marcie: O:) saundo: and worse than that, you're enjoying freaking me out marcie: of course i am. Vanyel: mmm freak. marcie: i live for it. saundo: it is your quest marcie: it is marcie: how did you know? saundo: i read it in a fortune cookie saundo: and I when I appended "in bed" to it, I knew it was about you, marcie marcie: yes. marcie: very good, my son. -- saundo attaining wisdom Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Al: there's only so much oxygen to go around Al: these people are wasting it -- Al on stupid people Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Vanyel: common courtsey says that cremation shouldnt be the CAUSE of death -- Vanyel with etiquette advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 December 2002 %% Jake: goddamnit van Jake: DRINK Jake: DRINK Vanyel: i am! Jake: DRINK Jake: I AM TURNING ON THE OVERN Jake: DRINK Slayer: take your dick out of his mouth, jake. give him a chance. -- Jake being overly enthusiastic Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 December 2002 %% Jake: its has the 2 things that make any movie good Jake: midgets and chimps -- Jake on "Bowling For Columbine" Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 December 2002 %% ed: nothing pisses me off more than seeing a goldmine of shit I want to steal and having it be unreachable. -- ed on peer-to-peer filesharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% marcie spins up "The Immaculate Collection" and goes to work on a spreadsheet Al: that music's for bedsheets not spreadsheets! -- Al with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% Al: sarge, it's time to promote you Al: you are no longer NTboy Al: now you are TNGboy marcie: heheheh Slayer: no no Slayer: he's gotta start out as DS9boy and work his way up china: unification, slay Al: OUCH! Al: slay with the put-down Slayer: DS9, the Highlander II of the star trek universe -- Slay with the score Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% *china* It's just a terrible shame that no matter what personality is he utilizing at any given moment, he is just not, in any way, shape or form, funny. china> *snork* china> *wipes up her keyboard* china> There's another one you owe me. :) -- China and marcie on a certain EN user Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% marcie: Anyway, hope you have a dandy Christmas. Peace out, homeskillet. marcie: Luv, marcie: Brad the Brave marcie holds her head and shakes it back and forth, muttering marcie: my brother is so WEIRD! Sarge: homeskillet? marcie: i know! -- marcie lamenting her family ties Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% Sarge: I think that show needs a good hot lesbian scene between willow and buffy Sarge: all nude of course Sarge: or just willow parading around nude would be fine too marcie: and then the big scary butch dyke breaks down your door and does you with a strapon marcie: that would be the best part. Marianne: ahahahaha -- marcie correcting Sarge's fantasy life Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% Vanyel: my dog has a new pastime Vanyel: farting on the couch in my face saundo: two words - cigarette lighter saundo: the puppy blue flame of enlightenment Vanyel: ahahhaha -- saundo giving advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 December 2002 %% meg: woo meg: goo goo gajobob meg: jooba jobba meg: joooba jooba meg: SMOKE POT EVERYOBYD SMOKE POT -- m3g just says no! Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2002 %% DontKnow: and on the netscape.com download page for 7.0 it says "All NEW Netscape 7.0 - Netscape's FASTEST browser!" cuinhell: Yugo's FASTEST car! -- cuinhell, a man of taste Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2002 %% marcie: argh marcie: my uterus just hates me cuinhell: the unruly uterus *** sunbeam has been disconnected marcie: yeah cuinhell: your uterus killed sunny marcie: i am just that good. -- marcie wielding her powerful uterus Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2002 %% marcie: this has to be the strangest spam mail i've ever gotten marcie: 126 Dec 19 TalkingTP (5478) Toilet Paper That Talks -On Sale Now! sunbeam: sweet marcie: yeah :D cuinhell: the pontificating pooper -- cuinhell being clever Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2002 %% Al: you're gonna hack auggie? ed: yes marcie: ahahah ed clickety click ed: I'm in! ed: rewt was "fat.farm" marcie: HAHAHAHHAHA -- ed being 'l33t Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 December 2002 %% Sarge: TIMMAH! cuinhell: Two Towers at 12:30 today Al: two timmahs Sarge: The fellowship of TIMMAH! Al: the TIMMAH of the rings Cyrano: the sum of all beers. cuinhell: Ass With The Wind Sarge: Harry Potter and the Chamber of TIMMAH! Al: hairy pooter Cyrano: Harry Pothead and the Sorcer is Stoned. Cyrano: +er Al: haha Cyrano: harry potter and the vibrating broomstick Al: homer potter and the...mmm, donuts! Sarge: 007: Between the sheets cuinhell: Homey Potter and the Stanky Bitches Sarge: Horny Potter and the Bed Chamber of Sluts -- future movie classics Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 December 2002 %% Cyrano: look for an app called "vortex" Cyrano: 2 of my friends wrote it for OS 7, should still work with 9 Cyrano: will delete anything regardless of locks or usage Cyrano: drag the system file to it and very odd things start happening marcie: bwahahaha -- Cyrano on the mysteries of the Mac Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 December 2002 %% ed: where are you heading for holidays? ed: you're a wuss for not driving across the country.. ed: c'mon. ed: all those hours..with kids. ed: rent a uhaul, place kids in it. ed: thats gotta be legal in some states -- ed chastising Cyrano for flying Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 2002 %% firl: i thought we had a talk Vanyel: we probably did Vanyel: but since the topic didnt involve sex or food, I probably just ignored you firl: next time i'll know (breast) better how to keep (pizza) your attention Vanyel: yep Vanyel: see its not so hard firl: i'll work at it -- Vanyel teaching firl to communicate Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 2002 %% Slayer: ifyou're having trouble with your barnyard friends... if you've got a thing for ewes... Slayer: dirty deeds done with sheep Slayer: dirty deeds, little bo peep sunbeam: you're so wierd Slayer: must be why all the women want me firl: yup. thats it for sure. sunbeam: something like that marcie: mm hmm. -- the women reassuring Slay Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 2002 %% Al-ive: *sneeze* Xi: INCOMING! Al-ive: my nose is a threat only to myself -- Al reassuring us all Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 2002 %% Slayer: the smallpox vaccine is supposed to kill 1 in a million people. bush says he'll volunteer to take the first one. wouldn't it be funny if he's the first 1 in a million? Vanyel: i'd believe in god, if that happined. -- Vanyel getting religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2002 %% Vanyel: youfugga. Jake: fucking ed Jake: take some ritalin Jake: or rant Jake: no fucking around ed: shut up bitch ed: I'm watching enterprise ed: when I'm done with that, I'll rant your fuckin cunt. Jake: fucking pussy Jake: watching watered down filth ed: shut fuckin up you fraggle bitch Jake: silence Jake: I know what crap looks like *** marcafk is now known as marcie marcie: bitch fight! bitch fight! -- marcie getting back just in time Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2002 %% Jake: you ever look at the back of a dollar bill Jake: ON WEED -- Jake making discoveries Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2002 %% saundo: anyhoo, enough sunshine and joy saundo: back to the nude midgets wob: yawn saundo: see? saundo: you mention nude midgets and people wake up -- saundo getting everyone's attention Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 December 2002 %% saundo: FUCK corporate america saundo: with the Barbed Wire Dildo and Butt Plug of Enlightenment -- saundo being a loyal corporate drone Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 December 2002 %% Moni: Fiji firl: fudgy Vanyel: fijass meg: fungi Moni: schrooms marcie: bah cuinhell: brooms Vanyel: fuck. firl: duck cuinhell: suck. firl: this is fun! firl: hehe Vanyel: dumb cuinhell: fuck meg: knob cuinhell: lick meg: stick marcie: burn firl: fire! cuinhell: STD Moni: slayer marcie: hee Moni: haw cuinhell: hawt firl: haute Moni: cuisine cuinhell: cuisinart Moni: bloody cuinhell: tampon Moni: ewww cuinhell: moni's toe firl: pus Moni: pain cuinhell: vicodin Moni: want cuinhell: to win lottery firl: higher tax bracket cuinhell: two chicks at once meg: ahah -- playing the word association game Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% Cyrano: remember the VAlinux business plan? Cyrano: 1. Linux Cyrano: 2. Blue LED Cyrano: 3. uhhh...profit! -- Cyrano reminiscing about the good ol' days Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% Slayer: do you feel? do you feel like i do? i want to fuck you. marcie: no, no, and hell no firl: heh Slayer: fuck you then marcie: i already told you no wob: owned marcie: werd -- wob admiring marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% Cyrano: best part, a 5000 pipe organ in a 10'x15' room Cyrano: sounds like the second coming of christ when it fires up -- Cyrano being descriptive Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% sirsyko: are you guys actually racist, or is that joking around :) marcie: ss, we hate everyone equally here Cyrano: turn into sysadmins Cyrano: must be the racial tolerance for pain & stupidity wob: syko wob: hehe marcie: we hate kikes, spics, niggers, wops, wetbacks, fags, dykes (hi!) and crackers marcie: it's a beautiful thing, really :) Cyrano: but idiots most of all wob: yeah marcie: yes wob: lusers. Cyrano: mmm wob: <-- kike Cyrano: hot chocolate marcie: those are the only people we're really prejudices against marcie: <-- rug-muncher wob: <-- fake mexican wob: hehe sirsyko: <-- wop wob: aand there ya go Cyrano <= dirty california hippie wob: hehehehaha wob: yes marcie: right on! wob: so there you go -- people of EN, join hands... Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% marcie: 0000000CCCCCC0 marcie: whoa marcie: that was weird firl: do it again! marcie: 0000000CCCCCC0 firl: awww yeah marcie grins firl: you know how I like it! marcie flexes sunbeam: hahaha wob: and me without my camera firl: you miss all the best photo ops marcie: i'm telling ya firl: EN WebCam! wob: yeah. wob: cmon firl lets do a kegstand braless wob: you know you'll love it firl: as long as its good beer -- setting up the EN WebCam Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 2002 %% Jim: Would Solaris 8 run on a Sparc 4? ed: yes marcie: very slowly ed: slowly, yes. ed: painfully, yes. marcie: but marcie: it will run :) ed: this is perfect for a lusers dekstop ed: you must do it Vanyel: yeah ed: and report back to us Jake: DO IT Jake: NOW -- ed and Jake being customer-oriented Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 2002 %% Jake: bring me the head of yahoo serious! ed: yes! ed: I second that ed: jake needs hair ideas -- ed and Jake being fashionable Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 2002 %% Cyrano: next to the exhaust vent of a dual CPU ss20 is a great place to dry things Cyrano: I could harness the power of my computer room to dry fruit -- Cyrano discovering new uses for old hardware Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 2002 %% Vanyel: xxxcopy Vanyel: copy only your porn -- Vanyel with a variant on the xcopy command Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 2002 %% Vanyel: i've sick of fucking jumpstart Vanyel: I woke up this morning Vanyel: and my openboot prom in my brain went Vanyel: boot net - wakeup -- Vanyel working wayyyy too much Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 2002 %% marcie: well ed Vanyel: ahahehe ed marcie: this is a state agency ed: "well ed" ed: christ marcie: let them try :) ed: who are you, DK for a day? marcie: oh god marcie: i must relaly be sleepy marcie: pardon me ed: mahahah marcie: my brain obviously is offline ;) Vanyel: your brain is in a twisty maze of sexual predators Vanyel: all alike marcie: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH -- Vanyel inspiring feer Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 2002 %% Cyrano: as performance art, Barney isn't bad -- Cyrano going mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 December 2002 %% sunbeam: it's days like today i wish i were gay sunbeam: i've got one sitting on the couch eating with his mouth open, and the other one eating everything that will fit in his mouth sunbeam: if I were a lesbian i wouldn't have to deal with this marcie grins sunbeam: and i wouldn't be pregnant either sunbeam: and even if I were, at least I'd have a woman around instead of the moron-a-thon I live with marcie laughs marcie: i feel your pain, honey. sunbeam: the more I think about it, the more I really wish i were a lesbian Vanyel: *sighs* marcie: come to the dark side. firl: uh oh marcie: ;) firl: getting your recruitment quota for the month, finally marcie: yeah, its' about damn time sunbeam: i wish i would've went to the darkside 5 years ago marcie: i'm behind this month firl: well, at least you'll be entered into the drawing this month firl: it's a good prize Vanyel: cera Vanyel: give hima sorgeons mask marcie: yeah, i hear we're getting a genuine leather cover for our gay agenda! firl: ahahah sunbeam: hahaha -- sunbeam being recruited Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 December 2002 %% Cyrano: just think of a cow as a slightly more mobile head of lettuce Cyrano: with comparable intelligence -- Cyrano advising sunbeam on vegetarianism Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2002 %% Cyrano: curious george and the buzzsaw Vanyel: curious george and the unlocked reactor access door Vanyel: part II of which would be, King Kong -- ideas for new kids' books Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2002 %% Vanyel: and why didnt solaris 8 ask for a default gateway? Cyrano: why would it? Cyrano: routing is for the weak. -- Cyrano the Evil Overlord Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2002 %% Moni: wob..why is your sleep mask in my pants wob: idk moni, you tell me Moni: hmm Moni: mysteries of the universe wob: yes wob: i cannot explain these things. -- wob and moni, mystified Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2002 %% ed: mahahah wob sucks dweez dweez splooges wob gets a toothpick china: you guys are the queerest bunch of breeders I've ever seen in my life -- "Queer As Eagle's Nest" Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 2002 %% Vanyel: you kno Vanyel: steven spielberg is doing TV movies now Vanyel: he's becoming some kind of jewish folklore warning to children everywhere Moni: ya.. a 20 hour mimiseries marcie: heheh Vanyel: "Eat your spinich, or you'll become a spielberg! Vanyel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -- oy vey! Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 2002 %% Moni: nothing says sexy like an eel -- Moni being a sexy girl Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 2002 %% Vanyel: argh Vanyel: i ficuking hate my phone wob: THEN STRIKE IT DOWN marcie: USE YOUR RAGE AND HATRED wob: FEEL THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU Vanyel: uhm Vanyel: I just let it ring to voicemail -- Vanyel being tutored in the dark side Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2002 %% firl: shopping at old navy is like garanamals for grownups -- firl on fashion Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2002 %% Vanyel: "people all over the world, join hands..." Vanyel: AND THROW THESE FUCKING YUPPIE FUCKS OVER A FUCKING DAM -- Vanyel loving the Christmas ads Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 November 2002 %% Jake: HEX THOSE BITCHES Jake: MOTHERFUCKERS *** Xi has entered room 'Main' china: http://spellsandmagic.com/blackmagic.html AlFK: given the choice, I'd rather have sex than hex. *** AlFK is now known as Al Al flexes his pex Al: I'm sure no one objex Al: it's just words that I wrex *** Xi has left the room marcie: you scared off xi. -- Al following in K's footsteps Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 2002 %% Cyrano: give a man a fish, and he'll follow you around for scraps. teach a man to fish, and he'll call you for tech support. -- Cyrano the wise Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 2002 %% ed: hopefully, in another 5 years, I can have kill just be a named pipe to my colocated suicidal bomber midgets initialization script. Al: suicide bomber midgets! marcie: hahahaha marcie: YEAH!' marcie: SUICIDE BOMBER MIdGETS! ed: thats what I'm talkin about. marcie: now THAT'S a band name. ed: I think i'd named them ed: Butch ed: Charlie (bronson) ed: Clint ed: Abib ed: abib would be the one with tactical nukes strapped to his stumpy little legs. ed: he would wear a turban marcie: awesome. ed: and cry "with allahs help I will remove you from the genepool" firl: oh my ed: Karen The Midget, would be only for emergency deploy ed: through careful chemical manipulation, she would remain in a constant state of PMS. ed: she would be issued only a butter knife and a cisco cat-o-8-tails Al: thing is...that might get expensive...you'd have to like feed them or something before deploying them...perhaps hyenas or coydogs would be more economically viable...? ed: well ed: I intend to place my AMidget datacenter next to a macdonalds ed: we will life off f the refuse from the fast foo dindustry. ed: well, by we, I mean "they" Al: shit...if you're going to do that you won't need the nukes ed: good nutrition is not important for a bomber midget Al: just let them drop trou and shit on the offending luser ed: I could also colocate "Flatulence" next to a bush's beans plant. ed: he, of course ed: would be minio-me sized Al: there ya go ed: so one could drop ship him in a UsPS prio envelope ed: give him a leatherman ed: he saws his way out at cusotmers site ed: and begins to emit stench Al: screw the leatherman, give him a small chainsaw ed: he will also be deployed with a return addressed envelope and 10.00 in quarters, and a tube sock, in which to place the quarters. Al: let him evoke more fear Al: quartersock! hahah marcie: aw jeah. ed: see ed: I have this all planned out. ed: they would all carry the Avalon Networks Midget Force logo ed: little polo's marcie: hahah ed: and purple/blue/grey/white camo pants ed: all coudl be stand-in SA's marcie: and little teeny berets -- ed planning his future crew Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 November 2002 %% Moni: I didn't even fast for the High Holy Days Moni: I have this nasty habit of passing out if I don't eat every 4 hours firl: i have a nasty habit of wanting to kill people if I dont eat every 4 hours Vanyel: I have this nasty habit of wanting to kill people. -- King Jewey is a bad man! Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 November 2002 %% Lia: fine I'll go mkae dinner Slayer: make me some dinner, bitch Lia: tarragon chicken pasta Slayer: oh hell yeah Lia: I'll send you the recipe -- Lia being liberated Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 2002 *** sunbeam has been disconnected Frayed: This is my entire relationship with sunbeam Frayed: *** sunbeam has been disconnected -- Frayed pining for sunbeam Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 November 2002 %% Cyrano: if you mashed a banana over a 100 cm^2 area Cyrano: you would exceed the radioactive contamination limits Lia: you scare me -- Cyrano expressing admiration for bananas Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 2002 %% Vanyel: HOLY SHIT! Vanyel: !!!!! Vanyel: MY COMPUTER! Vanyel: ITS BROADCASTING AN INTERNET IP ADDRESS! marcie: ahahahah Vanyel: SOMEONE CAN USE THIS TO BEGIN ATTACKING MY COMPUTER!@$#!@$#!@#$ marcie: gotta love the popups Vanyel runs around in circles marcie throws water on vanyel Vanyel: AHHHHHH Vanyel: thanks. Al: van's cruising pr0n sites marcie: settle down, beavis! Vanyel: I needed that. -- Vanyel panicking over pop-up ads Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 November 2002 %% Vanyel: ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Vanyel: Smart man + smart woman = romance Vanyel: Smart man + dumb woman = affair Vanyel: Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Vanyel: Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy -- Vanyel speaks truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 November 2002 %% Vanyel: I have to put something in the hole directly below -- Vanyel on his equipment Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Cyrano: one... two... three... four... donut... -- Cyrano on racking equipment while stoned Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% wob: "i have high latency into your network" wob: gee thanks wob: that tells me a lot wob: course it aint our network wob: According to WHOIS/ARIN, the entire 66.62.0.0/16 block is owned by wob: TouchAmerica... wob: -Matt- wob: and thats where hes having the problem wob: STUPID FUCK WE ARE NOT TOUCH AMERICA marcie: heheh Sarge: no I'm sure it's your segment wob.. it has to be cuinhell: no, you are Touch Monkey -- touch wob's monkey. Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Moni: four women is enough for two jello wrestling teams Al: *perk* Moni: never mind -- Moni not interested any more Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Moni: sick and perverted.. best of both worlds -- Moni enjoying herself Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Lia: OK van Lia: maybe you can answer this Vanyel: i can try. Lia: is it normal for jewish people to be so damn morbid and pessimistic? Vanyel: yes. Lia: ok, just checking -- oy vey vanyel! Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% sunbeam: my first love was travis mckelvy sunbeam: then i got caught holding hands with daniel pasatero on the bus and he broke up with me Cyrano: slut. sunbeam: it would be the model for all of my relationships until now -- sunbeam regarding her grade-school crush Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% sunbeam: kyle is cute Slayer: kyle isn't a real name Vanyel: kyle is a fag's name Cyrano: hey Cyrano: plus Slayer: kyle is something you name your son when you wish you'd had a girl Cyrano: then we could sing the "kyle's mom is a big fat bitch" song sunbeam: i could name him beauregard and call him beau for short sunbeam: ok ok forget kyle -- sunbeam on what to name her kid Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Vanyel: I've got it Vanyel: great new fundraser Vanyel: somewhat along the linds of a dunk tank Vanyel: buyt you can do this online Vanyel: set cyrano up with a webcam Vanyel: and a 100 volt electrode Vanyel: let him sit there and pun away Vanyel: and you can paypal $10 to a charity Vanyel: and then get to shock him after he puns, for each donation -- Vanyel's had enough Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 2002 %% Vanyel: you know how sometimes, you goof around, looking like you're busy while you're really not? wob: that's an artform Cyrano: are you describing my marriage or my work? -- Cyrano, that slacker Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 2002 %% firlafk: as if things couldn't get any weierder in here, there's a guy wearing an aluminum hat -- firl's classmates fleeing the aliens Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 2002 %% Cyrano: reality is an approximation of the Math. Vanyel: reality is an approximation of my ass. Cyrano: that explains the "black hole" theory Cyrano: and superinflation. Vanyel: speaking of Vanyel: I just pharted cuinhell: superstink theory -- the geeks discussing asstronomy Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 November 2002 %% Vanyel: wub wubba vou, balublaba blno -- Vanyel speaking in tongues Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 November 2002 %% Cyrano: ~ marcie: home, james! marcie slaps her knee marcie: god i'm so funny Cyrano: har. marcie: you know you love it DontKnow: cd ~marcie; ls -la DontKnow: yes we did Cyrano: now now Cyrano: it's not polite to -l Cyrano: and some women out there would slap you for the -a marcie: heheh DontKnow: what? -- DK just doesn't get it Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 November 2002 %% Vanyel: oh fuck Vanyel: I accidentally downloaded Vanyel: the free software song Al applauds Vanyel: now i must repartition and reformat this drive marcie: ahahah Al: AHAHHAHAHAHA Vanyel: luckelly i cauight it before I played it Al: screw you mr wget! Vanyel: I might have had to set the harddrive on fire -- Vanyel being careful Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2002 %% afk_ed: THE INTERNET: yes, you can live without it. Al: hahahahah marcie: impossible! afk_ed: THE INTERNET: what the fuck ever happened to E-anything? marcie: hahahah afk_ed: THE INTERNET: opening your pocketbook to more fraud than ever! Vanyel: IT WON'T PRINT! afk_ed: THE INTERNET: Yes, you should be afraid. IGadget: the internet: what do you do when the light sgo out? marcie: "bringing the world to your desktop, and your desktop... to the world!" afk_ed: THE INTERNET: no, not the innerweb, THE INTERNET IGadget: marcie: hahah afk_ed: THE INTERNET: Yes, you should kill yourself because people *still* don't care Vanyel: god Vanyel: I want these. Al: take'em Al: they're more fun when shared afk_ed: THE INTERNET: billions of dollars, millions of clued minds, all for you to hear "You've got Mail" afk_ed: THE INTERNET: what happened to archie;gopher;usenet;uudeview;real porn marcie: go ed afk_ed: THE INTERNET: *gahhh* lusers everywhere. afk_ed: THE INTERNET: Yes, its always going to be slow. afk_ed: THE INTERNET: Full of more worthless bullshit than ever! Al: THE INTERNET: Shut the fuck up and go play with your Xbox! DontKnow: theinternet: it isn't just for breakfast anymore Vanyel: the internet: if youre afk, be afk, otherwise shut up and go eat afk_ed: THE INTERNET: brought to you by Bill Gates! cuinhell: THE INTERNET: Ass. afk_ed: goddamit *** afk_ed is now known as ed Vanyel: ahahahah -- the internet is the FUTURE! Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2002 %% IGadget: I have magnets on my fridge too, but they came from harddrives, and Icant get them off Vanyel: rofl -- IGadget the nerd Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2002 %% Cyrano: te var a gustar este libro. firl: cual libro? Cyrano: cui bono marcie: thingy -- marcie, the linguistic expert Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 November 2002 %% Cyrano: I am getting terrible M C Hammer flashbacks Cyrano: mostly involving very weird pants -- Cyrano with a problem Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 November 2002 %% firl: i am too salty marcie: allow me to correct that saundo: ahahahhaah marcie: (cue the salt lick jokes) saundo: marcie, and her tongue of cleanliness marcie: that's RIGHT saundo: it is a public service firl: i feel like that one guy in that 'damn salty ham" sketch from kkids in the hall marcie: yes marcie: yes it is saundo: and the servicing will be in public firl: hehe marcie: it's a tough job, but someone has to do it saundo: and thank $DEITY for you marcie *sniff* marcie: yeah. saundo: stoic little tropper, always going the extra 6" for the rest of us saundo: taking the hard jobs when noone else will lick marcie soldiers on, a single tear tracking down her cheek saundo: ladies and gentleman, a noble bast...ion of the US of A - marcie saundo leads the applause marcie strikes a pose saundo pours melted chocolate on marcie marcie: ahh, i love being me. saundo: it's for the fans, marcie *** Manuka has been disconnected marcie: yes, i AM a role model marcie signs autographs marcie: ...with my TONGUE! marcie: ha! saundo: i intend making lifesize sculptures of you in chocolate to leave around the nation marcie: excellent saundo: so that truly, the entire nation can take a bite out of you and eat you marcie: you big tease. saundo: true saundo: guilty as charged marcie: and now, for something completely different marcie: beer. saundo: ahahahah saundo: that's not different saundo: that's more of the same marcie: fwell, true marcie: it's more the same saundo: ya know, i have some pale upstairs hiding in the fridge marcie: GODDAMMIT ZAUNDO marcie: stop THAT RIGHT NOW saundo: jes? saundo: i am stopping the what now? marcie: peeking into my brain. saundo: thinking? or the lack of drinking beer? saundo: ah saundo: no :-) marcie: damn you -- ah, Friday nights... Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 November 2002 %% firl: so i used to get my hair cut from this place in the mall by me firl: from teh same guy each time firl: and every time i went he wouldn't remember me firl: or he would think i was someone else marcie: heh Slayer: that bastard firl: and so one time i went and i just went along with whatever he thought he rememberd about me firl: "chico state right?" firl: "oh yeah, graet school, got my MA in education there" firl: etc etc marcie: ahahaha firl: and i went on lying throughout the whole haircut firl: and then half way through it marcie: sweet firl: when my hair is half cut and all up in clips firl: i had a frightening thought firl: what if he's cutting my hair the way some OTHER chick likes her hair cut firl: because he thinks I"M her?! marcie: HAHAHAHAHAH -- firl being scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 November 2002 %% DKsleep sniffs his own hands. nice smell. -- DK being freaky Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 October 2002 %% Vanyel: netscaoe crasgh in 5... 4...3...2...1 Vanyel: *crunch* saundo: ahahahaha saundo: and now, the core file deletion! DontKnow: touch core; cmod 000 core DontKnow: err chmod marcie: and for his next trick, vanyel will install solaris x86 on a p75! Vanyel: no Al: eew saundo: naked, with one foot in a bowl of jello, while singing "I'm too sexy" by right said fred -- Vanyel having Netscape problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 October 2002 %% cuinhell: if I could generate power from masturbation I'd be able to disconnect from the grid -- the power of cuinhell! Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 October 2002 %% Cyrano: PG&E? Vanyel: someone wants me to interview for a job thjere Cyrano: ooooer. Vanyel: yeah Cyrano: dunno if I'd want to go too near a california power co. wob: yah really cuinhell: hehehe wob: your job will be running in a hampster wheel wob: attached to a generator Vanyel: thats what i;m afraid of cuinhell: and aqueaking cuinhell: squeaking wob: yes Vanyel: rinning ina hamster wheel wob: lots of squeaking Vanyel: with a laptop wob: yes. IGadget: what if there is a preatty woman running infront of you Vanyel: with lusers calling Vanyel: "RUN FASTER! MY LAPTOP NEEDS TO CHARGE!" -- Vanyel looking for a job change Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 October 2002 %% Lia: bah Lia: we use this stuff called Taq in the lab Lia: it's about $180 for 500 uL Lia: excuse me, 200 uL Lia: anyway Lia: we got asome money, so we decided to buy 6 at a time and save a Lia: we got the box, and it was labeled as a "Taq Six Paq" Lia: that was almost too much to bear marcie: heh IGadget: shaq taq six paq? Lia: I guess if it was solf by Shaquille O'neal it would be a "Shaq Taq Six Paq" Lia: get OUT of my head IGadget IGadget: jynx Lia: :P IGadget: haha Al: shaq? ack! IGadget: that too Al: cut me some slack Lia: STOP! Al: why, do you fear an attack? Lia punts Al IGadget: from iraq? Al: no dice lia, I'll make you crack Al: but first, I'm hungrey IGadget: a six paq shaq taq from iraq? *** Al is now known as AlSnack Lia: marcie, are you getting this? Lia giggles marcie: you people scare me Lia: :> Lia: then stay baq Lia: *runs* IGadget: hahaha Xi: time to see if hostap drivers worked Xi: come on fakeAP IGadget: we should make a faq -- the attaq of the killer geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 October 2002 %% Slayer: i'm getting a speces trasnplate Slayer: er Slayer: transplant Slayer: spieces Cyrano: heh Slayer: fuckit i quit -- Slayer's an animal! rowr! Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 October 2002 %% firl: the porpoise has an interesting penis -- firl studying biology Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 October 2002 %% Slayer: they should make nacho cheese flavored condoms saundo: ahahahah saundo: nacho cheese with tabasco lube saundo: a little heat with every stroke marcie: don't wake up jamez, dammit saundo: ahahahahah marcie: he'll make one, you know he will Slayer: i masturbated with tobasco sauce once Al: WHY? saundo: ITYM "he's made one". HTH, HAND marcie: i wish i could say that surprises me saundo: <-- me not looking surprised Slayer: because i dig a thrill Slayer: it was nice Slayer: for about 10 minutes marcie: heh Slayer: then it got to my balls -- Slayer giving new meaning to "hot sex" Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 October 2002 %% DontKnow: yeah, multiple failed floppies suck. then again if all the floppies you are trying are 10 years old, you expect it. saundo: a 10 year old floppy? must. not. make. viagra. joke. Vanyel: ahahah Vanyel: oh man DontKnow: :P Vanyel: this laptop has like... 40 mb ram Slayer: granted they're formatted to C64 and contain what may be C64 marcie: are they... 8 inches? Slayer: no marcie: damn cuinhell: HAHAHA DontKnow: my oldest floppy in my apartment probably comes from 84-85. Slayer: 5.25 is as long as i've been able to go. marcie: figures. DontKnow: so only 18 yrs old. Slayer: well whatever saundo: marcie: are they... 8 inches? saundo: marcie: are they... 8 inches? saundo: marcie: are they... 8 inches? saundo: ahahahahahahha marcie: O:) saundo: oh marcie, you size queen marcie: that's me! marcie: i will now refrain from making a comment about the size of cynthia's breasts DontKnow: my floppy gets 8" when hard. and we all know that 3.5" floppies are "hard disks" marcie: oh wait, i did anyway saundo: ahahahahahahahahhahahahaha marcie: damn me saundo: ba dum ba ting! marcie bows -- damn dirty geeks! Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 October 2002 %% firl: mmm ancient sumerian porn -- firl, a woman of discriminating tastes Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 October 2002 %% IG_z: al is going to be starring on the new home improvement *** IG_z is now known as IGadget IGadget: al's geek workshop co starring james and leo Al: "That's right, James. Today we're going to install a 19" telco rack in the guest bathroom. This will give us a place to hold the DNS slave and the decorative towels." cuinhell: hahahahahah IGadget: bwahahahah Al: I just pulled three tiles out of the lower rear corner of the tub. There were some gaps in the old caulk, and a lot of water has leaked through. *** firl has entered room 'Main' Al: there's a lot of rot in there Al: it's also not up to FCC Class B spec. -- Al's Old House Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 October 2002 %% ed: if there is any fucking electronic device I hate more than the phone, it is printer ed: hell for me, well, the 3rd ring, anyway, would be having been banished to a room full of printers and having to maintain them for all of eternity -- ed honing his rage Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 October 2002 %% marcie: argh marcie: ARGH marcie: KILL IT marcie scrabbles for the mute button saundo: eh? marcie: that was close marcie: i almost heard "come on eileen" on the streaming radio station i'm listening to saundo: oh come on! marcie: now i have to get something else on quick saundo: dexy's midnight runners and their cool overalls marcie: before it lodges itself into my skull for the NEXT FUCKING WEEK saundo: ajhahahahah saundo: come on eileen marcie: it's just One Of Those Songs. saundo: oh i swear saundo: too-ra-loor-ra-lie IGadget: damn you both saundo: ahahahah marcie kicks saundo saundo bows marcie: i don't like you any more saundo: you. are. welcome. saundo: wait IGadget: hahahahaha saundo: i'm having a deja vu marcie: ahahhaaha marcie: okay okay marcie: it's revenge for "it's a small world" marcie: i know saundo: ahahah saundo: YES saundo: although saundo: frankly saundo: it's somewhat mismatched IGadget: well if you two keep this up, "i'd like to buy the world a coke" marcie: ahahah saundo: along the lines of offering a band-aid for a severed jugular marcie: tainted love!@ saundo: oooh saundo: sometimes i feel IGadget: house of the rising sun saundo: hey now saundo: there is. a house. in new. orleans. saundo: they call. the rising sun. marcie: heheheheeh saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH marcie: YEAH! marcie: SCORE! saundo: iiiiiiiii'm sailingaway marcie: okay, cartman saundo: marcie: YES IGadget: hotel california saundo: heh saundo: hey now saundo: hc is a classic saundo: i can tell you now, nothing beats that song playing as you wake up IGadget: yes but if you listen to it it becaoimes stuck too marcie: true that saundo: it could be worse saundo: three words - right said fred. *** sunbeam has been disconnected marcie: bwahahahah! marcie: you scared off sunny! saundo: i'm., too sexy for my car. saundo: too sexy by far saundo: marcie grins saundo: although the follow single was just as noxious saundo: deeply dippy 'bout your spanish thighs saundo: etc eetc marcie: heheh IGadget: Dressed up like gary coo-per, supa-dup-pa!" saundo: ARGH saundo punts IG saundo: i will NOT put on the ritz IGadget: TOUCH DOWN! marcie: ahahaha marcie: he shoots, HE SCORES! -- battle of the bands on EN! Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 October 2002 %% *** driving has been disconnected *** Cyrano has entered room 'Main' Vanyel: uh oh Vanyel: i was aobut to make a joke that you crashed. -- Cyrano making it out alive Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 October 2002 %% ed: I navigate traffic with vi keys -- ed on his editor of choice Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 October 2002 %% Cyrano: in case you're wondering Cyrano: I was serious about the 8' hershey kiss marcie: i believe you Al: 8'...not 8" ? Cyrano: there's some serious symbolism there, but I don't think I'm ready to explore it Cyrano: yeah al Cyrano: chalk it up to too much lobster bisque before bed Lia: ok..... marcie: mmm lobster Al: huh? Al: what, was this a dream? Cyrano: yah Lia: no Al, Cyrano regularly fucks 8' hershey's kisses Vanyel: nothing that guy does at this point would suprise me Cyrano: I knew I'd regret that one Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Cyrano, the man of many talents Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 October 2002 %% Cyrano: I had a dream once Cyrano: where I was making love to an 8 foot tall hershey kiss Cyrano: the chocolate thing runs deep -- Cyrano with an obsession Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 October 2002 %% Cyrano: damnit Cyrano: 20 kilos of u235 could get us to pluto in a month Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: and we wouldnt need flashlights when we got there Cyrano: bah Vanyel: ahahah Cyrano: sigh Vanyel: whats up firl: he really wants to go to pluto Cyrano: it's so nice in the summer -- Cyrano on a mission Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 2002 %% Cyrano: we have a box by our xerox copier labeled "one sided paper" Cyrano: I dropped a moebius strip into it last month Cyrano: but I don't think anyone got the point. -- Cyrano the clever man Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 2002 %% *** Lia has entered room 'Main' Slayer snuggles lia Lia: um Lia: help -- Lia seeking assistance Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 2002 %% *** ed is now known as ed saundo: and from the department of redundancy department... saundo: *** ed is now known as ed -- ed, confusing the masses Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 October 2002 %% firl: employment is for the weak -- firl with a Proclamation Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2002 %% Vanyel: apparently my ass is the stuff of legends -- Vanyel: the man, the ass, the legend Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2002 %% Cyrano pictures leo on a Big Wheel Cyrano: hmmm Cyrano: a chopper big wheel Vanyel: ahahah Vanyel: YEAH! Cyrano: now that would be cool Cyrano: maybe some chrome Vanyel: when i was little,my bigwheel had a siren and a microphone on itr Cyrano: ahahahah Cyrano: triker gangs Cyrano: "it's our way or the driveway!" Vanyel: rofl -- Vanyel the thug Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2002 %% Cyrano: gay infantilist plumper porn Cyrano: goddamn, my toes are curling -- context? what context? Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 October 2002 %% Sarge: why do I fight with my wife? it's pointless firl: sarge: for the makeup sex? Sarge: what is makeup sex? Sarge: :) firl: guess ont firl: not Vanyel: its sex you lie about having marcie: ahahahahahah Sarge: I used to have make up sex with my ex Sarge: but my wife doesn't believe in makeup sex Vanyel: jesus man Slayer: yes she does marcie: boring Slayer: oh wait, with you you mean firl: ahahah Vanyel: rofl Vanyel: i love you guys -- poor Sarge... Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2002 %% Slayer: i like agression Slayer: where's that goddamned settler i built Sarge: slayer likes it hard and rough.. or so I hear Slayer: i need him to plug a hole Sarge: van's ASS! hole? marcafk: i just bet you do firl: i've got a hole he can plug firl: oh my god did i just say that? -- firl reverting to her inner teenage boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2002 %% firl: hehe, I met Tom on Saturday at the game Slayer: whore firl: i haven't slept w/ him yet Slayer: tease -- firl can't win Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2002 %% Sarge: Natural redheads need 20% more anesthesia than other people report scientists. Cyrano: that's just because they're whiny. -- Cyrano with the scientific explanation Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2002 %% Vanyel: go go gadget Ambien! *** Vanyel is now known as ZZZyel Cyrano: ok Cyrano: I'm signing off ZZZyel: later ZZZyel: CURSE YOU AMBIEN! *** Cyrano is now known as afk ZZZyel: Dr. INSOMNIA MAY BE DOWN, BUT HE'S NOT DEFEATED! ZZZyel: CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! afk: oddly enough afk: some drugs seem to "stretch" the sleep I get afk: so a little goes farther afk: here's hoping afk goes off to dream of dean-stark traps ZZZyel: you always have to out-weird me dont you ZZZyel: i got for real now -- the adventures of Dr. Insomnia Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 October 2002 %% Vanyel: that was the rankest fart in the history of my being ... Vanyel: i swear, this gas has to be visible Vanyel: i can just imagine a yellow gas coming out each time i fart Lia: you better open a window or something Vanyel: i got all the windows open Vanyel: tho the glass is melting Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- VAN HAS TOXIC FARTS! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 October 2002 %% marcie: if you're going to have colon cancer marcie: you might as well call it ass cancer. marcie: that's a cooler name. Lia: *snork* marcie: ;) Cyrano: ha. Vanyel: I dont want ANY cancer Cyrano: ass transplant. Vanyel: heh Cyrano: we can rebuild him. we have the technology. Vanyel: rofl Vanyel: i love you guys Cyrano: we can make him bigger, jigglier, stinkier. Cyrano: dididididididi*FWWWRRRP*dididi Cyrano: the 6 million dollar ass. Lia giggles Vanyel: rofl -- ASS! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 October 2002 %% sunbeam: i think theres a secret formula to having a successful relationship but nobody will give it to me Vanyel: well Vanyel: my parents figured it out sunbeam: mine didn't..but then again cheating is a no brainer Moni: it's pretty simple...honest, open, trusting communication and patience Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: in other words, marry an alien -- Vanyel the cynical Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 October 2002 %% Cyrano: good thing there are some decent human beings out there Cyrano: though most of the population is basically useless *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' Cyrano: no comment. -- alas, poor Sarge... Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 October 2002 %% Cyrano: software Cyrano: firmware Cyrano: hardware Cyrano: why not jigglyware? ed: they got 'em. ed: lojack bras Cyrano: ooer ed: work yoru daughters breasts over! ONLINE! ed: thats a killer app.. Cyrano: yeah Cyrano: you could integrate it with xtraceroute Cyrano: with RFC1876 and IPv6, every nipple on the planet can be geographically addressed Xi: and chrated Xi: erm Xi: charted Cyrano: I wonder if dynamic DNS could be used to update rfc1876 fields Cyrano: then you could have a GPS in a laptop, updating lat/long live Xi: imagine a chart of worldwide nipple location per day Xi: nipple activity in your area Cyrano: nipple forecasts Xi: excellent Cyrano: sweatercasts Xi: "We'll have a strong chance of sweater-clad nipples appearing in the northeast today" Xi: we had the weather channel Xi: now we get the nipple channel Xi: nothing but nipple forecasts Xi: all day marcafk: y'all are some seriously disturbed children *** marcafk is now known as marcie Xi: you mean to tell me you wouldn't watch a sweater forecast? marcie: i didn't say that ;) -- The Nipple Channel Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 October 2002 %% Vanyel: yeah, last night, I drempt of a talking bagel that kept eating the lox I put on it -- Vanyel having Jewdreams Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 October 2002 %% Vanyel: ARGH Vanyel: goddamn this is painful cuinhell: use more lube Vanyel: I didnt need lube for your mother cuinhell: you will when she gets out the strapon marcie: and that's why i love this place marcie: discussions of strap=on sex with jerod's mother. Vanyel: how do you think he was concieved? -- woo woo! Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 October 2002 %% Cyrano: bbiab, searching for null modem cable Al: WIMP Al: use two paperclips -- Al with a command Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 October 2002 %% firl: i need to find the market cap, net income and cash holdings for the top 5 competitors of California Pizza Kitchen ... firl: the problem with this assignment is that i get hungry -- firl writing a paper Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 October 2002 %% Cyrano: did you know Cyrano: equal parts plaster of paris and aluminum flake make a castable incendiary marcie: of course YOU would know that, jamez -- Cyrano the pyro Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2002 %% Moni: oh..I want to be pregnant marcie gets moni pregnant -- marcie with mad skillz Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2002 %% Vanyel: argh marcie: ewps Vanyel: I hate getting all comfortable then realisng that you forgot to go shopping Lia: so go shopping tomorrow Vanyel: well Vanyel: I have no food in the house marcie: he needs tampons Vanyel: so i have to either go shopping or go out and get stuff marcie: it's quite urgent Vanyel: yeahj i'm having my period DontKnow: or order delivery Vanyel: that woule explain why i've been so damn bitchy all week wob: yes please get him some fucking midol too Lia: *giggle* marcie: but it DOESNT explain why you're bitchy all the time! -- Vanyel having hormonal problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2002 %% firl: and we're going for a jog b4 breakfast, so .. get ready Slayer: fuck that shit firl: heh firl: gotta keep my girlish figure Slayer: oh, yeah, YOU need to jog and do crunches and use a butt luge and what not. i'll just sit around and watch tv. firl: hehehe. well, I used to just WATCH the "Exercise channel" but it wasn't working out so well for me. Slayer: baby steps firl: something like that. -- firl the motivation expert Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2002 %% taco: though, I have good hair now and that's all that counts -- taco on a really bad break-up Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 September 2002 %% china: heya china: where've you been? ed: casually masturbating Jake: opposed to formally masturbating? Jake: like in a tux? Vanyel: whats the difference? ed: you have to return the tux.. Vanyel: I SHALL NOW MASTURBATE Jake: in a tux? Vanyel: SELF GRATIFICATION SHALL BEGIN IN 10 SECONDS! Jake: if it formall or casual? Jake: formal Jake: damnit Jake: I can't spell Jake: stupid public education china: they didn't teach you how to wank and type at the same type, huh? -- Jake blaming it all on The Man Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 September 2002 %% firl: i need someone to fix my printer. I have a new ink cartridge that won't print . grr Slayer: shove your panties in it firl: in the printer? hmmm.. will that *work*? Slayer: of course it will firl: hmmm... now the printer is making a screaching noise and i think I smell smoke Slayer: maybe you shouldn't have put your panties in it firl: well, it's TOO late NOW firl: slay, yhou owe me a printer! Slayer: shouldn't wear panties anyway firl: well, who said they were ON me at the time! Slayer: well, ok -- Slay with the solution Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 September 2002 %% Vanyel: or, what happens when a woman yells at you because, and I quote. "You're taking all the good apples! I'm gonna call the cops!" Lia: grocery shopping? Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: my response prolly didnt help much marcie: ahhah marcie: what did you say? Vanyel: "McIntosh works just as well for satanic rituals" marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Lia: oy marcie: oh, you ARE my hero -- Vanyel not taking it any more Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 September 2002 %% Slayer: EN circle jerk Slayer: everybody shake hands with the chatter to your right Slayer positions himself between firl and moni Slayer: ahem Slayer: now we're ready Vanyel: afk firl: um, maybe its my bedtime marcie: i gotta pee -- the crowd disperses quickly Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2002 %% Slayer: why don't we get drunk and screw Vanyel hands slay a bottle of vodka and a phillips screwdriver Slayer: i don't like vodka Vanyel takes the vodka back and hits slay over the head with a bottle of capt. morgan -- Slayer showing his appreciation Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2002 %% Cyrano: maybe there's a way to merge internet gambling and porn... Cyrano: now that would be a success formula Cyrano: you could gamble for porn Cyrano: like with progressive slot machines Cyrano: have to keep winning to keep watching marcie: what a great idea Cyrano: start with really small stakes and tame stuff wob: all we need are sluts marcie: SLUTS Cyrano: and at the other end you've got 17 year olds and dobermans -- Cyrano with a great idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 2002 %% Cyrano: SOLARIS DEVELOPER CONNECTION NEWSLETTER Cyrano: ... Cyrano: DID YOU KNOW? Cyrano: Cyrano: * By default, the Apache HTTP Server sends information in clear Cyrano: text over the Internet. Cyrano slams his head into the keyboard, repeatedly -- Cyrano losing hope Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 2002 %% Slayer: so cold. so very, very cold. marcie lights slayer on fire marcie: better? Slayer: how rude -- Slayer, offended Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 2002 %% Al: I wonder if my lineprinter is rackmountable -- Al pondering evil things Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 September 2002 %% Slayer: remember, if god hadn't meant for us to eat me, he wouldn't have invented steakhouses -- Slayer with a Freudian slip Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 2002 %% zag: i'm currently making firestarter with dryer lint and paraffin zag: it's the simple things, really -- zag on her wilderness adventure Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% Xi: anyone that can keep a leash on ozzy has got to be worth her wait in bling bling -- Xi on Sharon Osbourne Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% Kestrel: I have a bugs bunny suit and I'm not afraid to use it -- Kestrel going slightly mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% Cyrano: the word for the day is " -- Cyrano expanding our vocabulary Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% DontKnow: "Senior Help Desk" now that is a position I don't want. DontKnow hates being dragged out of bed by phone calls ed: anything with Hell Desk DontKnow: (especially those saying that I didn't pay my cable bill last month) ed: I'd fuckin flip burgers. ed: I'd troll under a fucking bridge. *** ed is now known as trollED trollED: give me your children trollED: I want your children trollED: I need them to run the generator that powers my laptop. DontKnow hands the troll a turd. here have my child, I don't want it. Kestrel: ed Kestrel: roll them in a light panko breading before frying, they turn out nice and crispy trollED: you, give me your cell phone with 3G trollED: I need net trollED: give me your wife. marcie gets the giggles trollED: I am up on my hobo signs trollED: I will not be stopped -- ed the troll king Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% Slayer: i love chicks with satanic pussies -- Slayer defining his standards Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 September 2002 %% Vanyel: oh shit, I just realised something Xi: yes, that's a penis Xi: you've had it your whole life Vanyel: :-P -- Xi comforting Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 September 2002 %% Sarge: ed are you serious, or being sarcastic? I really can't tell Jim: theres a difference? Sarge: yeah, sarcastic has more letters -- Sarge, suspicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 September 2002 %% cuinhell: werd, 50 pounds of silly putty -- cuinhell entertaining himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 September 2002 %% cuinhell: there is never enough room for porn cuinhell: in fact, I think that when the amount of porn in the world reaches critical mass that it will collapse into a blackhole shaped like an inverted nipple Slayer: i only keep quality porn Slayer: and anything involving dobermans -- Slayer on quality control Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 September 2002 %% Kestrel: my nad has stopped hurting but now I have a headache Kestrel: I think this is the sign of being a dickhead -- Kestrel, that dickhead Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 2002 %% Kestrel: screw it wob: that's what slayer said Kestrel: I'm heavily armed and married to a open minded woman wob: and did. wob: haha wob: ! Moni: slayer would screw anything Kestrel: I have the skid marks to prove it wob: now that is worth quoting marcie: bwahahaha Kestrel: I haven't been able to hear out my right ear ever since wob: HAHA -- Kestrel, a brave man Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 2002 %% Slayer: but lately i've had messy shits DontKnow: nah, normally I have nice clean shits. marcie: and here i am eating chocolate ice cream with peanut butter chunks. -- marcie, green Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 2002 %% DontKnow: my sister had a nasty fight with a roommate once over toilet paper. basically the two never were friends again afterwards. *** wob has entered room 'Main' Slayer: toilet paper has come between so many friends -- so true Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 2002 %% William: i hate being drunk -- lies! Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 September 2002 %% marcie: I SUCK BILL GATES' DICK marcie: SLURP SLURP SLURP Sarge: the first step is admiting you have a problem.. -- Sarge playing counselor Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 September 2002 %% Vanyel: ok all fixed wob: did not Vanyel: uh huh. wob: nuh huh Vanyel: uh huh to infinity no backsies wob: shit -- paper, rock, wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 September 2002 %% Sarge: one girl i had to help with her password was about to pop out of her tank top.. I'm surprised she even could get into it cuinhell: "your new password is t1tt13s!" -- cuinhell the clever BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 2002 %% Vanyel: according to teh email, i was supposed to tell all my friends to download and install it Vanyel: it did not instruct me what to do when they laughed, though;. -- Vanyel on Netscape 7 Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 August 2002 %% Vanyel: the last project i was rushing to do before I leave just goy delayed cuz the other guy working on it got fired cuinhell: for gross incompetance? Vanyel: probably Vanyel: for all I know, he had a dead child in his turban cuinhell: hahaha -- Vanyel hard at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 August 2002 %% ed: somebody stole my fuckin pen ed: goddamit ed: I'll have to scrawl my death threats in blood. -- ed, pissed off Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 August 2002 %% Cyrano: you know you love someone if you can pass a vomit bowl back and forth -- Cyrano on he and his wife having the flu Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 August 2002 %% Slayer: goddamit Slayer: someone flirt with me Xi: install a bot that will play the turing test with you Slayer: i have Slayer: they all hate me -- Slayer wanting attention Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 August 2002 %% marcie: she's cute Al: I'll place her in category 17. Moni: nice and curvy ass Moni: bit too skinny otherwise Al: fuck her, and leave her in a ditch. Moni: oh..well..that's nice cuinhell: HAHAHA marcie: such gentlemen you all are marcie: no wonder you're all happily married to gorgeous women marcie: oh, wait... -- the EN Man Show Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 August 2002 %% Cyrano: a box of blasting caps, forty kilos of gelignite, and thou... -- Cyrano the romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 August 2002 %% *** sunbeam has entered room 'Main' sunbeam: good morning cuinhell: lies. -- cuinhell the cheery Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 August 2002 %% Slayer: i don't think i fucked soney up the ass Slayer: but i fucked miri, krista, and DK up the ass Slayer: vanyel just better hope he doesn't get drunk around me or i'll have him too Marianne: well alrighty then Slayer stands behind marianne Xi: FIRE IN THE HOLE! Slayer: bwahahahaha Xi ducks and covers. Slayer: you fucker Slayer: i spat rum and coke all over the place Xi: AHAHAHAHA Slayer: and i can't stop laughing Slayer: i hate you with all the blackness in my heart -- Slayer recounting his heroic deeds Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2002 %% sunbeam: goldfish go pretty far when you throw them -- sunbeam, future member of PETA Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2002 %% Vanyel: shes got a great body. Vanyel: for wahtever thats worth. Xi: any part in particular? Vanyel: most of it Vanyel: excluding her fake boobies Xi: are you saying you have intimate knowledge of her kidneys? -- Xi quizzing Vanyel on his sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2002 %% saundo: must. have. streaming. mp3s. in. bathroom. -- saundo with a goal Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 August 2002 %% marcie: you know catholics believe when they take eucharist that the bread and wine magically becomes jesus' actually body and blood marcie: it's a mindfuck marcie: i love it Xi: hmmm Xi: gotta love having power like that over people Vanyel: you know what I always wanted to do Vanyel: take a class of milk while they are giving communion Vanyel: Guess what part of jesus THIS IS! -- Vanyel on religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 August 2002 %% Cyrano: I knew a guy in vacaville who bought a 4-pack of them at a police auction, all 4 for $1k Cyrano: he got the license plate "HOTSWAP", plated only one of them, and when it had problems he swapped plates until he could fix the first one :) Cyrano: redundant array of independant dodges Xi: hehehe -- Cyrano on old police cars Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 August 2002 %% querk: buncha sluts and whores on here querk: *hmph* wob: yah really marcie: ain't it great? querk peeks down marcie's shirt -- querk the chaste and virginal Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 August 2002 %% Vanyel: I currently have a unabrow Cyrano: I do too, but every once in a while I wake up to see my wife poised above me with tweezers Cyrano: hell of a way to wake up -- Cyrano and his loving wife Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 August 2002 %% Cyrano: ahahah Cyrano: you know, the vega got a bad rep Cyrano: true, the engine would melt down idling at a stop light -- Cyrano on cars Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 2002 %% Kestrel: james, what is your ealiest memory of electicity? Cyrano: oh, that's easy Cyrano: I was 3 Kestrel: earliest Kestrel: ok Cyrano: my parents found me with a screwdriver Cyrano: taking wallplates off Kestrel was 3 also wob: haha Kestrel: HAHAHAH wob: i was 3 also Kestrel: dewd wob: sticking a phone they had given me wob: the cord into the outlet marcie: aw marcie: geek bonding Cyrano: and yes, I had electrical contact Kestrel: I was 3... stuck a fork in a wall socket, started a fire wob: haha -- fond memories... Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 2002 %% Vanyel: i have enough earwax to drown a small family of cats -- Vanyel attending to personal hygiene Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 2002 %% Slayer: i've succeded in screwing myself. due to the new AC i have, it's too cold to masturbate. -- Slayer outsmarting himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 July 2002 %% Vanyel: I have more hair on my body than some men have on their heads Vanyel: i'nm a fucking gorilla with a keyboard and a pair of headphones -- Vanyel bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 July 2002 %% Vanyel: YOUR MARKETING REPORT FILLS YOU WITH DISHONOR! -- Vanyel ranting about work Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 July 2002 %% Kestrel: let us pray... Kestrel: oh lord... Kestrel: lead us not into chapter 11 Kestrel: but deliver us from our own incompetance and deceipt -- Kestrel with the Enron & Worldcom prayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 July 2002 %% wob: I CAN MAKE MY BOOBIES JIGGLE -- ew. Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2002 %% Slayer: my kid's first words will likely either be "lasagna" or "hail satan" -- Slayer, the good daddy Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 2002 %% wob: shit happens Cyrano: verily -- Cyrano speaketh Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2002 %% Cyrano: I wonder Cyrano: how did all of those mad scientists of old afford the upkeep on their decaying bavarian castles? Vanyel: evil servants. Kestrel: volume Kestrel: it's all done in volume Vanyel: IGOR! TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! Vanyel: yeeees mhasta! Cyrano: Igor, go for brains! Cyrano: Igor, go for sandwiches! Kestrel: ABBY! Cyrano: normal marcafk: you people are disturbed -- marcie walking in on disturbing things Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2002 %% Jake: nothing better then clergy molestation humor -- Jake being funny Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 2002 %% zag: i wonder if i could use a trumpet mouthpiece as a bowl for my makeshift bong -- zag pondering the finer things in life Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 July 2002 %% Al: my cousin Joe started playing the bugle in the boy scouts Al: it was enough of a thing to shape his life - he's now a music teacher cuinhell: hrm cuinhell: so lots of altar boys are destined to become fluffers then Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- cuinhell on Fate Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 July 2002 %% ed: what scares me are the dreams that keep coming in the night. Cyrano: the ones about princess, carrye, and the 400 gallons of chocolate pudding? Vanyel: oh my god. marcie: ugh marcie shudders violently marcie: thanks a LOT ed: well, those Cyrano: or was it strawberry jam... ed: but they're not as bad as the ones with altair and his offspring. Cyrano: ahahahah ed: hunting me Vanyel: oh god Vanyel: altair ed: with protractors marcie: HAHAHaHAHA Cyrano: rofl -- the trashing continues Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 July 2002 %% Cyrano: I used to be able to pull all-nighters with nothing more than a 6-pack of coke and some jalapeno cheese dip -- Cyrano missing the good old days Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 July 2002 %% marcie: i'd be a slut if i had the energy -- marcie the good little girl Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 2002 %% WORKyel: you know its hot out when you hafta put anti perswperant on your balls -- Vanyel complaining about the weather Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 2002 %% ed: being smothered by an angst ridden whale is no way to leave life -- ed on death Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 2002 %% Slayer: i haven't had anyone try this hard to get me killed in a while Slayer: it's refreshing -- Slayer, awake Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 2002 %% saundo: because the purchase of sex toys is important in todays chocolate covered midget world marcie: *SNORK* marcie: god damn you, ,saudno saundo: ain't convergence of streams of thought grand? marcie: i'd never actually snorted vanilla ice cream out through my nose marcie: UNTIL NOW saundo: ahahahah saundo: you. are. welcome. -- saundo being a weirdo Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 2002 %% *** Crazy has entered room 'Main' Lia: VAN HAS TOXIC FARTS -- Lia with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 2002 %% K: as of today its 37 cents to mail anthrax to your favorite congressman -- K on the price of stamps Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 2002 %% zag: if i were reincarnated as afruit, i hope it would be a mango drdave: hrmm, making me hungry -- drdave craving strange fruit Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2002 %% Cyrano: is considering sticking kids PCs on a separate subnet overkill? marcie: no. Vanyel: for most kids, yes Cyrano: I have these visions of virii... Cyrano: ahahah Vanyel: for kids that share your DNA? no. -- Cyrano and the demon spawn Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2002 %% Kes: I have returned to grace you with my invaluable experience Kes: or incontinence, whichever comes first -- Kes contributing to the group Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 2002 %% marcie: female orgasm helps with insemination Monty: AND IT'S FUN! -- Monty getting the idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 2002 %% Kestrel: I can picture mont jerkin' the gerkin' to a pig fuck Kestrel: and I hate myself for that Cyrano: hm Monty: pigfucking? Monty: you don't even know what I look like -- Monty, thinking he's been insulted Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 2002 %% Xi: i think we need to implement some cones of silence in the mens room cu Xi: old fucker in there was talking to his penis -- Xi, disturbed Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2002 %% Kestrel: great Kestrel: another serverely pissed off engineer Kestrel: I really need to take some child development/pshyc classes or something -- Kestrel dealing with work Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 2002 %% marcie: don't join the dark side! marcie: oh wait marcie: that's microsoft Cyrano: ahahah Cyrano: so what's linux Cyrano: the soggy side? IGadget: plaid marcie: i dunno marcie: the gray side, maybe marcie: not quite dark IGadget: 70's plaid Cyrano: see marcie: diet dark Cyrano: it is a powerful force Cyrano: but that force can be used for both good and evil Cyrano: kind of like stupidity. marcie: stupidity is like the force. marcie: OH MAN marcie: that explains so much! marcie: shit marcie: i have to change religions now -- Linux and the Force Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 2002 %% querk: when fish spawn, I am at their beck and call -- querk with an obsession Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2002 %% cuinhell: the true creator is the first to make a fully automated Jehovah's Witness launching device that looks like an ordinary welcome mat -- cuinhell on religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2002 %% Cyrano casts Resurrection on this Ultra 5's IDE drive... cuinhell: James: Cast Reincarnation on it, maybe it'll come back as SCSI -- D&D geeks as sysadmins Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2002 %% Moni grabs the lube and gloves Kestrel: yikes Kestrel: wanna check my prostate while you're there? Moni: I'm alwasy prepared, but everyone runs away -- Moni, the good Boy Scout Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 2002 %% Cyrano: it's that time again Cyrano: time to start requiring all service requests to be submitted in Olde English. -- Cyrano with a threat Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 2002 %% Courtney: bleah.. hangover begone. cuinhell: i can't cure your hangover, i only offer empty sex. saundo: ahahahha saundo: ALWAYS THERE TO HELP -- cuinhell, helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2002 %% cuinhell: furnitureporn.com is disturbing, yet strangly enticing cuinhell: hard to masturbate to, though -- cuinhell with a tip on pr0n Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2002 %% Xi: spit sucking machine Xi: you gotta watch out for those things Xi: nothing worse than the assistant getting bored and accidently sucking up your uvula saundo: especially if you're in the waiting room Xi: you have to pay extra for that -- on the dentist Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2002 %% Kestrel: I'n a psuedo-daddy this week, it's kind of a trip YaHoo: a what? Kestrel: have my muchly adored 6 yr old niece 24x7 for a week Kestrel: she will be able to field strip and clean a Glock by the time mommy gets her back -- Kestrel being a good role model Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2002 %% Kes: I'd be embarassed to say what my balance is Vanyel: is it over 200 hours? Kes: over 800 Vanyel: damn Vanyel: well how long have you worked for tek? Kes: 23 YEARS cuinhell: 800!!?!?!?!?!?! cuinhell: FUCKING HELL Kes: it's my self initiated going away present Kes: they can't AFFORD to lay me off, they have to wait for me TO DIE -- Kestrel on his vacation hours Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 June 2002 %% Sarge: is there a storm coming? Kesticle: no Sarge: ok Kesticle: it is perfectly safe and actually a good idea for you to go golfing Kesticle: right NOW Sarge: cool now where did I put those clubs Kesticle: /msg cu then we shall console his widow in ways most appalling to him -- cuinhell and kestrel plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 June 2002 %% Kestrel: I know your type Kestrel: after you scratch your ass you sniff your finger Sarge: I hire people to do that -- Sarge, the rich bastard Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2002 %% Kestrel: my dad was one of the first in his class to walk upright -- bragging about academic accomplishments Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2002 %% DontKnow: my parents really considered buying a 300 year old castle in czech. cuinhell: that way they could stuff DK in the dungeon -- cuinhell on real estate Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2002 %% Sarge: let me just put it out there, that some of you people are just plain freaks -- Sarge with a stunning realization Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2002 %% wob: EL NINO wob: IS COMING cuinhell: on your face and tits -- the crew discussing the weather Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2002 %% Cyrano: I'm poking...the darkness! cuinhell: HAHAHAHAHHAHA cuinhell: ARE THERE ANY GIRLS? Manuka: hey, I ain't touching vanyel's darkness Cyrano: in the fridge, DUH! Cyrano: mmm cuinhell: I CAST MAGIC MISSILE Cyrano: cheetoh dust. Cyrano: the cement of RPG sessions. cuinhell: werd cuinhell: i so cannot wait for neverwinter nights to be released Jim: Magic Missile does +3 damage, Vanyels coffee mug is leaking marcie: i'd say you people worry me, but that would be stating the obvious marcie: so i shan't marcie: "there is now an arrow sticking out of the gazebo" Manuka: heehee Cyrano: hm cuinhell: you nub us and want to pinch our chubby little cheeks, admit it, ed: we abused some fake n00bz before eh? Cyrano: does surviving listening to marketing require a save vs death magic ed: I don't think that was the case cuinhell: they were barely even classified as skript kiddies ed: I think that they were real live n00bz IGadget: ed: they were marcie: i dew marcie: i admit it cuinhell: james: both ed: they had the lingo down to well ed: dammit Cyrano: aheh cuinhell: you must save vs death to keep your sanity and intellect intact, and ed: I just got a fuckin call xferred to me with somebody trying to sell me handicapped made pens and artwork Cyrano: ah Cyrano: but a can of coke gives you +2 on the save cuinhell: yes Cyrano: unfortunately having had lunch in the last hour is -3 cuinhell: and not being a luser gives you +3 on the sv death cuinhell: BUT, if they have colorful brochures or powerpoint slides you suffer a -1 on the sv death Jim: Casts apple danish at Cyrano cuinhell: ooooooo, that's a tough one to resist Cyrano already has Protection from Cantrips up Cyrano digs around for "Power Word: FOO" cuinhell begins to cast Attempt to Secure Lunch Plans cuinhell: crap, my soul is bound to this conf call ed attempts to move W, towards bathroom cuinhell: someone cast Freedom on me! ed *you cannot go that way, a smelly billing wench blocks your path* cuinhell: RUN ED! ed *you hit the billing wench* marcie: the billing wench is angry! ed *the billing wench sics her unprofessional dog that lives under her desk on you* Cyrano: the billing wench gazes at you Cyrano: you feel your life slipping away! ed *the dog attacks you* cuinhell: Leather Billing Wenches of Phobos ed look dog Cyrano: c|n>k ed he smells vaguely like old twat and alpo marcie: nonono marcie: Leather Admin Assistants of Phobos marcie: much better cuinhell: HAHAHHA *** ed is now known as the *** the is now known as ed Cyrano puts the AA into the T-remover ed the dog lunges at you Cyrano presses the button ed you scramble past the dog ed run W Cyrano opens the T-remover, revealing an Admin Assisans cuinhell: the conf call has degenerated into small talk cuinhell: there is no greater hell Cyrano sics the admin assisan on the dog Manuka: an Admin Assasin ? ed the door is locked, a nasty smell is eminating from the cracks around it ed *you've been poisoned!* *** ed is now known as RIPed Cyrano: a small dart narrowly misses you! cuinhell: *you begin to wretch* *** RIPed is now known as ed ed: mahah Cyrano: you hear high pitched laughter in the distance ed: *your cell begins ringing, half way through the first contraction* cuinhell: HAHHAHAHAHA marcie: hahahha ed: *you tense up* cuinhell: dammit, ed I KNOW that feeling Cyrano: rofl Cyrano: ok Cyrano: AdminHack ed your turd has broken. cuinhell: i ALWAYS get phone calls when i shit Cyrano: You are carrying: Jim: You are in the lobby of a chat room.. you see fellow netizens around you, you do not feel safe.. there is one exit, the sign above it reads "Menu" Cyrano: a cell phone Cyrano: a pager (broken) ed: a leatherman (sharp) marcie: a pint of Guinness ed: a lid cuinhell: a lead pipe (LART) ed: *haha* Cyrano: a shiny fromitz board (it's amazing what you can find on Ebay these days) ed: a some luser remains IGadget: a comopany credit card cuinhell: a luser approaches you and begins to ask a question Jim > Look menu Cyrano: a copy of "Ethel the Aardvark goes quantity surveying" Jim: You do not find it interesting Cyrano: (pop-up version) cuinhell: > LART luser with lead pipe marcie: hahahah Manuka: bwahahaha Cyrano: so Cyrano: are lusers @'s or h's? ed blood splatters on you cuinhell: You are in the break room. A bloody lump is all that remains of a luser. ed you feel invigorated ed you are the undead! Jim > toast luser... marcie: I don't see that here! cuinhell: You can smell a horrible stench. It seems to emanate from the coffee machine. ed: mahaah Manuka: you are in a maze of crappy software, all of which sucks! Cyrano: Eat the luser corpse (y/n)? Jim: The smell of the toasted luser fills the air.. you dry reach... Cyrano: That meat was tainted Cyrano: you feel deathly sick. Cyrano: the potion of holy water hits the luser! Cyrano: the luser bursts into flame! cuinhell: no nono cuinhell: the potion of cl00 Cyrano: mmm marcie: yes marcie: cl00. ed: a rock shoots from the lusers skull, badly bruising your forearm ed: -4 mobility cuinhell: HAHHAHHAA ed: -3 dex Jim > give luser clue ed: luser rejects clue marcie: The luser stares at you blankly. Cyrano: you (a)pply the leatherman (sharp) on the luser Cyrano: what do you want to engrave? ed: lbuf overrun Jim: luser does not have enough EXP to use clue.. *** SLEEPyel is now known as Vanyel ed: luser bursts into flames Vanyel: ASS! ed: jim: mahahaha Cyrano: hm' Cyrano: what's the sysadmins quest artifact Cyrano: a ring of invisability? ed: hmm Manuka: an amulet of slack IGadget: key to the phone room Vanyel: an office with a door. Manuka: hahahahahahah Vanyel: that locks. IGadget: and a lock Jim: Key to the Switchboard Vanyel: discussing the sysadmin RPG eh? cuinhell: werd yo marcie: something like that Manuka: heh, you could present it as a paper at the next LISA :) marcie: hell, we should write it marcie: i'd use it ;) Cyrano: I'm thinking the Sysadmin class for nethack Manuka: marcie: it would be cathartic, anyway Jim: could be a mud called "Office Space" IGadget: it would be too much work to be fun Cyrano: hell, it's got everything else in it cuinhell: A Boss attempts to get you to come on in Saturday! ed: there has to be something cuinhell: You dodge! IGadget: ot too much like work ed: hmm ed: artifacts Vanyel: im already building one marcie: that's my boy Vanyel: (sysadmin mud) IGadget: I remember somone tried one several years ago Jim > Boss tells you "Ummm Jim... im gonna have to get you to come in tomorrow.... yeaaaaah.... Oh and Jim.. you'll need to come in on Sunday too.. thanks..." -- planning the sysadmin RPG Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2002 %% Cyrano: cheetoh dust. Cyrano: the cement of RPG sessions. -- Cyrano the nerd Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2002 %% cuinhell: i declare today Marcie Day. BOW BEFORE HER YOU CRETINS! -- cuinhell making a proclamation Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2002 %% Vanyel: oh slay Vanyel: i've got something for you Slayer: uh Vanyel: bluegrass version of "the wall" Slayer: is it, or has it ever been, attached to your... oh, ok -- Slayer, suspicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% Courtney: I've been having weird anal sex dreams lately Courtney: just in case anyone cares -- Courtney sharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% Kestrel: I had a gf for a while that I couldn't take out in the woods because of the sasquatch sighting reports that resulted -- Kestrel confessing past relationships Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% ed: most of us could have been killers, and may still turn out to be, but, we've currently redirected our hatred of the world towards the digital sphere. -- ed on his fellow systems administrators Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% cuinhell: nothing says "i love you" like a necklace made of dried penises -- cuinhell, the romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% Cyrano: I *heart* molecular sieves -- Cyrano in chem geek mode Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% cuinhell: bat poo does NOT stay crispy in milk -- cuinhell with advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% Jim: yahoo groups.. may they die rotting in hell Jim: how whipped do their mail servers have to be not to send me a damned notification 5 minutes after i send an email Jim: run by n000000000000000000000000000bs Jim: wheres ed when ya need him Jim: its so slow, it could be accidently confused with a govt. department cuinhell: new service...email via USPS cuinhell: guaranteed non-delivery for all those mission critical emails Jim: yah.. you'd send a 100k attachment, it'd arrive as a 48k attachment dented and smashed and corrupt.. Jim: 3 months later cuinhell: hehehe cuinhell: PERFECT Jim: i'll probably need to fill out a lost email form ya know cuinhell: yes cuinhell: and make sure you check the Please fold, spidle, AND mutilate box cuinhell: spindle Jim: some fucker in eastern europe probbaly has my email verification request Jim: i'll probably end up with some golf clubs Jim: *kicks the computer* I HATE TECHNOLOGY!!!!! Jim: arrgh cuinhell: some third world country has it right now and are baseing their newly formed constitution on it cuinhell: you shall go down in history as Jim the Deliverer....and then be assassinated for treason Jim: just how i wanted to be remembered in ife -- Jim cursing yahoo.com Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% marcie: D 3 Jun 3 marc.thoelen@luc.a (2,321) 2nd CPU 'vanished' marcie: i'd like to see how that happened! Sarge: 5 finger discount Jim: somebody swiped yer CPU! Sarge: it was a CPU abduction! marcie: heheh Jim: i hate it when people take liberties like that... Sarge: (insert x-files theme here) Sarge: the truth is out there Jim: maybe a tear in the space time continuum opened up and sucked the 2nd CPU into another dimension.. Jim: thats not entirely unheard of marcie: werd marcie: especially when you fail to sacrifice the correct chicken to the computer Sarge: I think it's warp core had a breech and it imploded Jim: you didnt manage to find a Microsoft exec in time... Sarge: those cpus these days are pretty high tech you know Jim: it could have evolved and wandered off Sarge: that is always an option yes Sarge: was it a sun cpu marcie? marcie: compaq alpha Sarge: because if it was an intel chip it might have done the opposite and deevolved and gone back to being avery small piece of copper marcie: ahahahahahaha Sarge: oh well that's easy to figure out then... it had an identity crisis and left to seek help marcie: SO TRUE Sarge: I would check mis's office..it probably went there Jim: couldnt decide who was daddy.. Compaq or Digital marcie: damn good idea Sarge: am I digital? am I compaq..am I HP? Sarge: I DON"T KNOW!!! marcie: grin Jim: maybe its conversing with a VAX :) Jim: "... do you know who i am?" marcie: "are you my motherboard?" -- geeks doing psychoanalysis Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 June 2002 %% Cyrano: I'm just here until the heavy painkillers kick in -- Cyrano with an excuse Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Cyrano: with 50lb of stainless sheet and a rivet gun, nothing is safe. Sarge: especially my cock... Cyrano: especially that. -- Cyrano warning Sarge Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Moni: dammit Moni: my new cock is late marcie: i hate when that happens... -- Moni lamenting Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Xi: oddness there Vanyel: i'm definately gonna go eat now Vanyel: before this gets wrose. *** Vanyel is now known as LUNCHyel marcie: heh Moni: it always gets worse Moni: it will be worse when you get back Moni: sick minds take practice -- Moni with words of wisdom Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Slayer: i have found the very reason the internet exists Slayer: i just found nude female russian oil wrestling -- Slayer as Magellan Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Sarge: so are you going to hack our firewall 007? 007: y do you have somthing on you comp that i want Jim: 007 must be 1337!! Sarge: not sure.. Sarge: lets see...I just got "not another teen movie" on divx Sarge: a few gig of mp3's Sarge: pictures of me fucking your mother.. -- doh! Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Lia: fuck Lia: fuck a song Lia: fuck it hard Al: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wob: FUCK IT LONG wob: YEAH -- wob getting excited Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Kestrel: you youngsters may be all hot shit TODAY but in goddamned 1979 *I* was the shit! -- Kestrel the old fart Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Slayer: QUOTE OF THE DAY: Slayer: ` cuinhell: profound -- Slayer having deep thoughts Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Vanyel: bon jovi singing neil young songs Vanyel: now i'm in a killing mood -- Vanyel honing his rage Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Vanyel: i mean really, how often do hot psycho chicks come in here? Kestrel looks away from marcie -- Kestrel being innocent Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Vanyel: usb 2.0 is faster than firewire if you sacrefice a goat on an alter, wash teh feathers away with holy water, throw salt ove rhte left of the port, and sing "kumbaya" -- Vanyel with technical advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Slayer: apparently there _is_ no lower limit to the intelligence required to get online -- Slayer, disgusted (for once) Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Kestrel: lady...and gentlemen... I am sorry I missed the festivities... I stand in awe of your abuse and smart-ass abusive manner cuinhell: how ya, kes? wob: heh ed: haha Kestrel: and you ed... YOU.... IGadget: wob need to make that t00lz.html Kestrel: like the son I never had... wob: psh *** Barry has entered room 'Main' Kestrel: or drowned while the mommy was passed out wob: TOOL Kestrel: whatever -- Kestrel feeling all paternal Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% cuinhell: typoing in WIN at the c: prompt isn't hacking, junior -- cuinhell with an important lesson Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Slayer: holy shit i think i just saw my ex girlfriend in a porno -- Slayer shocked Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% icesatan: Slayer must be the biggest lamer here cuinhell: he was, until today icesatan: I'm not a lamer, believe me. cuinhell: good god, someone save that for the quote page -- the n00bz about to lose Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Slayer: oh shit, i'm missing fisting porn -- Slayer with an important appointment Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Manuka: and, on top of all that, my stripper has gone AWOL marcie: i HATE when that happens marcie: did you not tip her enough? -- Manuka losing things Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% Cyrano: I am lord of all I survey Cyrano: unfortunately that's limited to the basement and the partially remodeled bathroom at the moment. -- Cyrano the king of the world Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% DontKnow: james, so now you're healthy Cyrano: kinda Cyrano: had a dream about a hallucinogenic blue raspberry granola bar -- Cyrano having problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% cuinhell: An Oakdale, Neb., man known for his collection of poisonous snakes and exotic pets has been found dead in his trailer home. cuinhell: bad snake! Manuka: wonder how that happened cuinhell: the snakes were probably frightened by his mullet and acted in self defense -- cuinhell the animal expert Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% marcie: i have whole garlic cloves in this lamb marcie: i'd eat them, but i have to deal with my cow-orkers today marcie: damn them IGadget: heh or maybe your just a vampire ;) marcie: a possibility. Lia: eat them anyway Lia: tell them it's aprt of an ancient fertility ritual Lia: that ought to confuse them for the rest of the day Moni: eat them and breath on your boss Lia: and they'll leave you alone marcie grins marcie: i love you people marcie: you're more evil than i am -- marcie getting ideas on how to deal with work Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% Manuka: "unable to open your default e-mail folders" Manuka: christ on a crutch, this thing is braindead cuinhell: i'm sure outlook feels the same way sometimes... -- Manuka trying to subdue Outlook Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 May 2002 %% marcie: okay, coming in first inthe "how sad is this geek contest": marcie: marcie! for downloading 40 country mp3s from winmx in the last 2 days marcie bows Vanyel: ugh cuinhell: ahehehe marcie: heheh Vanyel: at least you dudnt pay for them marcie: duh rayray: hey DontKnow: nothing wrong with country music marcie: why do you think i love winmx rayray: exactly cuinhell: marcie: try having more than 40 country cd's in mp3 format...and hating country marcie: never mind cuin marcie: you win. -- marcie and cuin, rednecks Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 May 2002 %% *Manuka* the other day, we were restocking on condoms, and the people in front of us and the people behind us had diapers, clothes, and other baby supplies. *Manuka* I looked at andrea, pointed at the box, and said "5 bucks". Then i pointed at the register for the guy in front of us.. "75 bucks". -- Manuka on birth control Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 May 2002 %% Slayer: it'd a very odd thing listening to mozart while watching lactation porn -- Slayer's viewing habits Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 May 2002 %% Slayer: stupid bitch meg: ugly fuck Slayer: i wasn't talking to you, but if you like, i can -- Slay and meg loving on each other, as usual Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 2002 %% sunbeam: well what is the reason for looking at porn? Cyrano: education. Cyrano: amusement. Cyrano: endocrinic response. sunbeam: i've got a tanning appointment in ten minutes i gotta go Cyrano: what is the reason for getting a tan? sunbeam: because no matter what your ass looks like, it always looks better brown -- sunbeam with a retort Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 2002 %% sunbeam: well how many times can you look at a naked girl before you realize they all have the same parts Cyrano: it's not the parts, it's what's they're doing at the time -- sunbeam and Cyrano on porn Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 2002 %% taco: hey, what's it mean when ice cream comes out of the freezer with frozen parts and warm parts? marcie: your freezer sucks Al: or it's just defrosting saundo: you need to stop holding the ice cream to your chest Al: or someone's been eating it Jake: its radioactive taco: it's only warm and melted about the carmel ribbon parts saundo: check your flux capacitator marcie: change the oil saundo: rotate the tires marcie: check your autoexec.bat file Al: recalibrate the bogon deflector Al: add three liters of accelerant Al: and check the belts marcie: reinstall saundo: retry saundo: reboot Al: fdisk /dev/hda marcie: hope that helps. -- the geeks, helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% saundo: i saw a mullet at disney that was an Elvis Disney mullet saundo: it was FRIGHTENING Jake: elvis disney mullet??? Jake: did you get a picture? saundo: no saundo: alas Jake: I woulda bought a camera at one of the 758309 places they sell em saundo: i tried, but it escaped into the wilds of the nearest budweiser stand -- saundo going mullet-spotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Cyrano: ever jump on and do an unintentional somersault into a wall? saundo: erm, no. Moni: not yet Moni giggles at the image saundo: I leave my acrobatics for dodging bullets at work Cyrano: it's even funnier when the other person is...unable to help saundo: ahahahahahah Cyrano: and of course, laughing hysterically saundo: "ooooh baby, I'm all you--" *BOING* *CRACK* OW! *THUMP* Cyrano: damn that delta-v Moni: ROFL Cyrano: yah Cyrano: wood paneling wall, no give saundo: ahahahahah -- Cyrano bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% saundo: there is this word, called "subtle" which appears to be in danger of being extinct here -- saundo on EN conversation Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% saundo: Gary Condit and his rendition of "The Levy is Dry" Al: BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! saundo: lord, I apologise for that. marcie: lies Moni: OH MY GOD saundo Moni smacks him around Cyrano: heh Moni pretends not to laugh saundo: hee -- saundo keeping up on current events Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Cyrano: be really worried when your _realdoll_ crashes Cyrano: GENERAL PENETRATION FAULT marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHa Vanyel: AHAHAHAHAH cuinhell: SEAL UP ALL ORIFICES! -- Cyrano with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Manuka: marcie: the new 7-series has 73 computer-like devices on board marcie: i'd hate to see your car get a blue screen of death marcie: "please reboot your brake system and try again" *CRASH* cuinhell: HAHHAA Manuka: marcie: ironic you should say that - the ones that actually have user interfaces run CE marcie: remind me not to buy BMWs -- marcie making a note to self Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Kestrel: I have a question Vanyel: i'm sure you do. Kestrel: is it required that you SA/IS/IT types WHINE incesantly? marcie: yes. cuinhell: yes. Kestrel: ah Vanyel: yes. marcie: you have to ask? Kestrel: thank-you Manuka: and usually, I also have to exterminate cuinhell: it's a by product of all the luser pissing and moaning we hear daily marcie: it infects us. Kestrel: it's a contagion? marcie: it's a curse cuinhell: the stench of it penetrates us Cyrano: whining. Cyrano: see Cyrano: SA/IS/IT types don't generate the whinage Cyrano: they just are conduits Cyrano: we get it in and have to dump it out before it overloads us Cyrano: kind of like a sump pump. marcie: best explanation i've heard yet cuinhell: otherwise we'd pipe more lusers to death and lose our jobs -- the geeks with an explanation Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% china: someone's penis is formatted correctly? marcie: heheheh Vanyel raises his hand china runs marcie: FAT32? Vanyel: ufs. marcie: ooh right Vanyel: with inodes every 1024. Kestrel: micro particle DontKnow 's penis uses advfs. Vanyel: right DK Vanyel: and thats why noone knows how to mount its filesystem -- geek sex Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% marcie: i swear i'm going to d/l the quotes file onto my palm pilot marcie: just so i can whip it out and amuse myself marcie: quote THAT out of context -- marcie covering her ass Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Vanyel: ed Vanyel: calling what you get, irritated is like calling jefferey dahlmner "hungry" -- Vanyel, on ed's irritation Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Vanyel: try hotwire Vanyel: its kinda like priceline, but without william shatner -- Vanyel on airline tickets Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 May 2002 %% Vanyel: Popunder ads are gonna be pantented! wob: how lame is that crap ed: fuckin whores ed: only a fuckin luser could come up with that. ed: if I _ever_ find the guy that came up with that, I'm gonna fuckin popunder a baseball bat to their nuts -- ed on a roll again Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 May 2002 %% ed: fuck lusers ed: fuck lusers fuck lusers ed: fuck them all to fucking hell ed: fucking cocksucking oxygen wasting fuckhead lusers ed: everywhere I fucking look ed: a fucking luser ed: waiting to fucking punce ed: pounce ed: godDAM ed: I fucking hate them. ed: I hate them because I don't really know how to tell this one to fix his problem, other than "don't do it that way, dipshit." ed: or "rewrite your From: correctly, and your return-path" wob: fuck 'em wob: let them stay n00bz ed: "well I'm an admin, and there should be a way to opt out of such things." ed: This isn't a fucking democracy. ed: "Fuck you, opt out of your SLA and go the fuck somewhere else." ed: "what SLA, you say." ed: "Exactly" I say. ed: frckign cockbiting little wannabe lusers Jake: kill em all Jake: burn the evidence Jake: THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS -- ed ranting and Jake getting into it Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 May 2002 %% Vanyel: They need to make a movie with Samuel L. Jackson as a Microsoft programmer just so I can hear the line. Vanyel: Send me that service pack. It's the one named, 'Dumbass Motherfucker' -- Vanyel with a good idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 2002 %% Cyrano: mad scientists just don't get the movie screen time they used to -- Cyrano complaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 2002 %% ed: I'll give you a fucking tender moment ed: where is that fucking luser ed: I'll cook that fucker like a turkey with this 3phase I have here. Xi: who you cookin now ed? ed: that peanuthead that was here earlier ed: I'm abusing him in absentia marcie: awesome ed: fuckin snivelling little shitpile of luser Xi: excellent -- ed, our hero Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Slayer: we are brought forth unto this world with nothing Slayer: and with nothing we depart Slayer: so i commend this body to the ground with nothing but memories Slayer: earth to earth Slayer: ashes to ashes Slayer: dust to dust Vanyel: ASSES to ASSES! Vanyel: BUTTS TO BUTTS~! *** xi-gone has been disconnected marcie: i love how you can ruin a tender moment with so little effort, van *** Xi has entered room 'Main' marcie: i'm in admiration Vanyel: :) -- marcie feeling warm and fuzzy Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Barry: well I was just trying to be nice and say hi marcie: THIS IS EN ed: we aren't nice here. marcie: THERE IS NO BEING NICE ed: we're intolerant assholes Xi: yeah Xi: fuck nice marcie: and proud. Barry: ok ed: we spend most of our days being nice to people with the intelligence of microwaved sperm. -- O Eagle's Nest, our home and native land Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Xi: do not anger marcie as she will quickly replace you with high performance shell scripts and bubblegum -- damn right. Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% wob: THE STINK SMELLED OF FILTHY COMMIE -- goddamn hippie commies! Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Xi: shittyshitty gangbang shittyshitty gangbang shittyshitty gangbang i snort glue -- Xi babbling Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Vanyel: there are some things I want no knowledge of. Cyrano: ah Vanyel: my sisters sex life is one of them. marcie: ahahahah Cyrano: see, I was still sharing a wall with one sister when she was having bf's visit her through her window Vanyel: AFAIK shes still a pure virgin marcie: oh dear Vanyel: ugh marcie: of course Cyrano: lemme tell you, that's a great sound just after you've broken up marcie: i shared a wall with my parents when i was a teenager marcie: and the less said about THAT, the better Vanyel: oh christ marcie: indeed Vanyel: no wonder you both are so odd -- Vanyel on relatives and sex Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Vanyel: marcie marcie: what Vanyel: i'm sending you on a quest. marcie: oh dear marcie: for a grrrrrrail? Lia: the grail? Vanyel: your quest is to find lia's ass Vanyel: AND BEAT IT! Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA marcie: hahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHHA -- marcie going on a journey Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2002 %% Cyrano: the lifespan of a carpenter ant in week-old dr. pepper has so far proved to be 2 hours and still counting -- Cyrano doing an experiment Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2002 %% Vanyel: whose weirder? Lia: me Cyrano: hm Cyrano: I'm disqualifying myself from voting Lia: hehehe Vanyel: oh come on Cyrano: esp considering what I just saw Cyrano: a jpeg of a woman wearing nothing but pastry marcie: awesome. Vanyel: WHERE Cyrano: now I'm hungry marcie: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Cyrano with a hunger Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2002 %% Lia: OUT, FOUL DEMONS OF ASS! marcie: hee Vanyel: SOMETHING's REAL BAD WRONG IN Y PANTS! -- let the twitching begin! Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2002 %% china: that wedding yesterday was LONG china: I'm all for quick weddings DontKnow has never been to a wedding. china: it shouldn't take an hour to say yuou're not going to be a jerk -- China with a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 May 2002 %% cuinhell: my dump took a lot longer than that this morning cuinhell: dump | lysol marcafk: nonono marcafk: dump > /dev/toilet | cat lysol *** marcafk is now known as marcie Vanyel: /dev/toilet: blocked device: call roto router cuinhell: gahahhahahhaha cuinhell: marcie, i nub j00 marcie bows -- marcie, who is the shit Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 May 2002 %% Zorro: okay this is too much fun *** Zorro has left the room Kestrel: if you're vewwy vewwy quiet, they will frequently wander off on their own... Kestrel: when it's quiet, they can only hear the insane voices in their own heads... it send them in search of more distraction Kestrel: this analysis of lost auggie souls was brought to you by the fine young voices in MY head -- please get auggie back up! Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 May 2002 %% china: Man, there's nothing to put a damper on your masturbation fanatasies like your father coming home from work early -- hate it when that happens! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% Slayer: fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss wob: excellent Vanyel: i wanna get that on mp3 Vanyel: I wanna make that the chineese lady's startup sound marcie snorks marcie: "HOT BUTTED! FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS HOT BUTTED FUCK!" wob: HOT BUTTED wob: CHECK IT AND SEE wob: I GOT AN ASSHOLE OF ONE HUNDRED AND THREE -- the return of the dreaded HOT BUTTED! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% *** marcafk is now known as kmarcie kmarcie: erm *** kmarcie is now known as marcie cuinhell: removing old siebel, installing new marcie: blue light special at kmarcie! Xi: ick cuinhell: these are easy, they are merely web servers *** Sarge is now known as Srgsleep Cyrano: kmarcie. marcie, the KDE port. marcie: ahahahaha marcie: i LIKE it Xi: soon to be released, gmarcie and xmarcie ed: under which licence? Xi: BSD of course Jake: OpenMARCIE Cyrano admires her UI ed: simple, yet functional marcie shows off her GUI Xi whistles. ed: what are those two pointy knobs for? marcie: doubleclick them and find out! ed: where is the "button" at? Xi: oh look! i reset button! marcie: kmarcie is sleeker, better-looking and more functional than xmarcie! Vanyel: at least its not gmarcie ed: mahahahah marcie: i love you guys -- marcie being fawned over Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% ed: I'm less fun in real life. ed: my digital self is so much more fancy free ed: and my colon is overactive marcie: but i bet THATS entertaining -- ed being entertaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% Xi: ed's very limber cuinhell: apparently Xi: its good Xi: you will be in pain cuinhell: wr0d to your meat -- Xi with a recommendation Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% Jake: SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN! -- Jake making demands Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2002 %% Moni: sadism and therapy really aren't that far apart -- Moni the S&M domme/therapist Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2002 %% Vanyel: marcie, you're so cute when you're being psychotic Vanyel: like a mad little teddy bear -- Vanyel with admiration Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2002 %% Kestrel: iMax porn Kestrel: mmMMMmmm Kestrel: LOOK! A 60' LABIA! -- Kestrel with a dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Kestrel: I have a deep desire to secure 2 chocolate doughnuts to moni's breats with strawberry preserves and make her dance for me Kestrel: is this wrong? -- Kestrel with a moral question Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Slayer: need... fewer... sex... related... laws... -- Slayer having a hard time Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Slayer: it's like a guy can't jerk off to women raping tied up sheep without getting looked at oddly Kestrel: go figure -- Slayer and his preferences Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Slayer: don't read too much into this, but where would one go to find mpegs of chicks in spandex giving head to horses while peeing on themselves? -- you can find anything on the Net! Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Vanyel: i need a new windows box. mine died thi smorning IGadget: isnt that like: " I need a new hole in my head" ? Vanyel: nah Vanyel: holes in your head cost less. Vanyel: and are usually less painful. -- Vanyel undergoing torture Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 May 2002 %% Kestrel: THE KOREAN-JEWISH DEFAMATION LEAGUE BUGGERED ME -- Kestrel sensing a conspiracy Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 May 2002 %% K: i don't fuck sheep K: but i've fucked a dog before -- K making true confessions Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 May 2002 %% dweez: i love you wob -- awww... Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2002 %% marcie: massive 14mm tww dweez: yes marcie: OH YEAH dweez: do not forget that dweez: i had a trasnplant dweez: i now have the carbon fibre pokey stick of doom marcie: ahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA -- tww of death! Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2002 %% cuinhell: in LA they landscape with DEAD HOOKERS AND BLOW -- cuinhell on California-style decorating Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2002 %% YaHoo: hey i am nice damnit -- Yahoo defending herself Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2002 %% Vanyel: take bak the DK comment or you'll never wank again *** vampchk has entered room 'Main' cuinhell: oh, i'll wank! cuinhell: ok van... cuinhell: slayer, naked and covered in a thick layer of butter marcie: goddamit jerod Vanyel: ooh! its a pork roast! marcie: now I'LL never wank again cuinhell: HHAHAHH! cuinhell: er cuinhell: sorry marcie marcie: liar cuinhell: ;) -- marcie all shriveled up Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2002 %% cuinhell: take some no-doze Vanyel: dude, if I took no-doz i'd be up for 2 weeks straight cuinhell: cool cuinhell: THINK of the shit you'd come up with! Jake: it could involve flinging poo Jake: or midgets! cuinhell: being stark raving mad isn't that bad Jake: as long as you have comfortable shoes cuinhell: flinging poo AT middgets Vanyel: i'm stark raving naked, too cuinhell: ok dk marcie: ahahah Jake: a poo-routing rackmounted midget Vanyel: hey Vanyel: HEY Vanyel: TAKE THAT BACK cuinhell: no. Vanyel: that was uncalled for. cuinhell: dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk Vanyel: you princess fucker marcie: dissed! cuinhell: poona porker! Vanyel: eeeeew cuinhell: the mere thought of princess flattens my weasel Vanyel: my work here is done. cuinhell: hah cuinhell: you weasel wilter marcie: i love you guys like a shameless slut cuinhell: awwwww, marcie, that almost brings a tear to my eye *sniffle* marcie: i gn0w -- the love! Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2002 %% Vanyel: shes getting errors IN THE TELNET MARS! marcie: SHE CANNOT! SHE CANNOT! EDIT! UNIX! COMMANDS! Vanyel: *scratch scratch scratch* IGadget: the web is from venus , telnet is from mars Vanyel: ahahAHAHAH Vanyel: she doesnt know stty erase marcie: HAHAHAH marcie: i love you people Vanyel: she doesnt know how to use backspace Vanyel: she cannot edit her unix commands Vanyel: SHES GETTING ERRORS Vanyel: IN THE TELNET MARS! Al: stty ARSE Vanyel: WICKY WICKY WICKY marcie: *insert retro beatbox moment* cuinhell: hahahah -- Vanyel writing a song Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2002 %% Cyrano: I still think someone should make a "girls of the X10 ads" calendar -- Cyrano with a good idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2002 %% marcie: i my noise cancelling headphones cuinhell: i luser cancelling blunt objects -- cuinhell feeling the love Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2002 %% marcie: Audrey in Admissions; reported that she is in the telnet Mars, and she is marcie: getting errors marcie: SHE IS IN THE TELNET MARS marcie: !!@#!! marcie: SHE IS GETTING ERRORS! marcie: IN THE TELNET MARS! marcie twitches Vanyel: damn marcie Cyrano: all your helpdesk are belong to us. Vanyel: ahahah marcie: and you can HAVE THEM ALL -- marcie working Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2002 %% Kestrel: live in your fucking suv Sarge: yeah right Kestrel: you dick Sarge: shut up bitch Kestrel: your wife loves sex in the suv, thats where I met her Kestrel: I thought it was you since it was dark but her bung was a lot less hairy Kestrel: tell me you love me Kestrel: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME Sarge: no that was my wife...she's has the dark hairy ass...mine is a blonde hairy ass Kestrel: AW CRAP Kestrel: I WAS RAPED Sarge: now YOU tell me you love me bitch! Kestrel: I... I..... Kestrel: I DO love you.... I really do.... Kestrel: So SWALLOW GODDAMNIT -- the lovefest Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 April 2002 %% Vanyel: at least the netscreen gives an informative 404 message when it does that... Vanyel: ... which IE promptly hides with its super-friendly error messages. saundo: ahahahahah saundo: you are in a maze of crappy software, all of which sucks! saundo: a dart almost hits you!@ DontKnow: yeah, ie's error messages aren't worht much. at least netscape doesn't cover them up. Vanyel: saundo: you are in a maze of crappy software, all of which sucks! saundo: you hit at the invisible proxy! saundo: you miss the invisible proxy! saundo: the invisible proxy bites you! saundo: your ass hurts! saundo: you throw a malformed URL at the invisible proxy! saundo: you kill the invisible proxy! Vanyel: you get 404 experience points! -- Vanyel bitching about Netscape's proxy Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2002 %% Jake: I once took a shit for an entire hour -- Jake bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2002 %% marcie: blar. *** K has been disconnected marcie: hot damn. marcie: the power of blar compels you. -- marcie wielding her power Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2002 %% wob: what's the difference between a ball gag and a pacifier Xi: prolly 30 bucks at the right store, wob wob: there you go -- wob looking to shut Sarge's kid up Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2002 %% cuinhell: gotta say I've never seen a vaginally inserted pineapple before -- OW! Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2002 %% Vanyel: If you came up with a toilet that ran linux Vanyel: you'd get slashdot time Vanyel: then again marcie: LINUX TAKES THE BEST SHITS EVER! Cyrano: hm Vanyel: i'd love to find a linux toilet cuinhell: HAHAHAHAHAHA marcie: ther's a joke in there somewhere. Cyrano: you'd need a new command Vanyel: i could feed it exactly what it diserves cuinhell: too bad M$ has the shit market cornered already Cyrano: /sbin/dump is already taken marcie: i knew i could count on y'all -- the crew on Linux Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2002 %% saundo: "endangered species" is code for "good eating" -- saundo on culinary matters Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 April 2002 %% Cyrano: who is the goddess of networking storms? Cyrano: I'm betting on cthulhu here saundo: arp-rodite -- ba boom CHING! Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 April 2002 %% dweez: wob - are you skilled @ sendmail? wob: when armed with a 6pack and a pizza, yes. -- wob qualifying his mad skillz Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2002 %% wob: 8 50mhz cpus OF POWER -- wob bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2002 %% Slayer: heh, egypt, the house of bondage... make sit sound like a nightclub in san francisco Slayer: "Thou hast been delivered from the House of Bondage." "But it was ladies' night! Free drinks!" -- Slayer reading about Moses and the Hebrews Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2002 %% Slayer: so i'm reading _the_universe_in_a_nutshell_ by stephen hawking Slayer: it's a really good book Slayer: i recommend it to those of you who are interested in cosmology who don't understand it Vanyel: yah it is Sarge: just as long as you don't make me listen to his lectures, you're fine Slayer: but every now and then stephen attempts to make a humorous comment Slayer: he just isn't funny Slayer: on the other hand, HE'S been in an episode of star trek, so who am i to comment -- Slayer, jealous Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2002 %% Vanyel: THOU SHALT NOT LAG -- Vanyel giving commandments Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2002 %% Vanyel: oh youve gotta be kidding me. Vanyel: my dept wants to take all book sin posettion and put them in a centralized library Vanyel: how many different ways can I say "no fucking way" Xi: fear that Vanyel: posession Sarge: I was wondering what the fuck that word was Slayer: privately owned books or the ones you're borrowing from your company Vanyel: both Vanyel: i buy all my own books for just this reason. Slayer: tell them to let you know how your ballsac tastes -- Slayer giving Vanyel career guidance Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2002 %% Slayer: i think i'm getting soft in my old age Slayer: the other day i was reading about some girl getting killed and i felt odd Slayer: some new emotion i've never felt before cuinhell: was she cute? Slayer: i believe someone suggested it may be "compassion" Slayer: i guess she was ok looking cuinhell: you wre just upset that you'd never get to fuck her. -- Slayer becoming a Sensitive Guy Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2002 %% Xi: maybe if i start a heroin habit now, by the time they actually fire me I can be so fucked by the drug that I'll never know or care -- Xi loving his job Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 April 2002 %% sunbeam: me likey this cough syrup sunbeam: it'd be even better on the rocks -- sunbeam, sick Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 April 2002 %% Kestrel: btw, I have been reviewing the quotes file, the wisdom of all humanity resides there -- Kestrel reaching Enlightenment Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 April 2002 %% ed: its time for "Name That Turd!" ed: it was sorta brown, no peanuts ed: and a bit soft ed: It wouldn't stop telling me about its problems, AND, it kept faking having a little turd girlfriend still in my colon ed: Who Was it! ed: *tick* *tock* *tick* *tock* ed: *bzzzzzzt* ed: It was K cuinhell: HAHAHAHHA -- ed playing "Name That Turd!" Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 April 2002 %% saundo: http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-201.htm marcie: saundo, you absolute BASTARD marcie: ugh saundo: ahahahahahah marcie: ugh ugh ugh saundo: I win! saundo: oh come on! marcie: i am not kidding, i screeched marcie: out loud marcie: ugh marcie: UGH Vanyel: AURJHkldfhsghaslgfsd Vanyel: noi1 Vanyel: hfashjfpoaiyufowepyhiopg Vanyel: must Vanyel: scrape saundo: that's what mila jovovich will look like :-) Vanyel: eyeballs saundo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH marcie twitches saundo bows saundo: you're all so VERY WELCOME. marcie: i. hate. you. Courtney: hahahahahahaha Courtney: that one is rad saundo smewches marcie marcie: get off me. -- saundo being a rat bastard Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 2002 %% Cyrano: I now possess the tao of 2.4ghz -- Cyrano geeking out Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 2002 %% *Manuka* andrea was looking for something the other day, mentioned it was probably in my office and irretrievably lost *Manuka* I immediately said "outer rim, third stratum" *Manuka* sure enough, there it was. *Manuka* something to be said for a geological filing system Manuka> HAHARhHARhARhahrHARHarAHrHARAR -- Manuka on his organization method Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 2002 %% Xi: damnit. isp fell down and my vpn tunnel went with it Xi: today is DEFINITELY monday marcie: isp fall down go boom Xi starts invoking muses. Xi: please let there only be ONE monday this week marcie: you need all the help you can get, duod -- Xi summmoning help Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 2002 %% *Manuka* oh, so anyway ... our roommate has aspirations of ebing a comic boko artist *Manuka* ..and I have aspirations of being a typist -- Manuka, aspiring to higher things Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 2002 %% Slayer: go forth and be fruity -- Slayer giving commands from On High Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 April 2002 %% wob: there is almost nothing funnier then tipping a cow wob: until you tip the bull wob: then the funs over wob: thank god for barbed wire fence -- wob on entertainment in New Mexico Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 April 2002 %% cuinhell: will we have to BBS in hell, or will we all be tossed in a room together as our REAL punishment ;) -- cuinhell on the afterlife Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 April 2002 %% Xi: hell's gonna rule with us there -- Xi on the afterlife Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 April 2002 %% Vanyel: check out a pt cruiser Courtney: eww Courtney: I hate those things Vanyel: really? Courtney: neons with a zz top exterior -- Courtney car shopping Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 April 2002 %% cuinhell: having mp3's in your ass will result in immediate diarration -- cuinhell with a health warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 April 2002 %% Slayer: my mom eating box would be sweet -- Slayer having lesbian fantasies Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 April 2002 %% Slayer: i think i'm going to write up a "complete and utter fucking idiot's guide to cooking" Slayer: lesson 1: boiling water Xi: don't forget the ingredients list Slayer: lesson 2: toast. what it is and what it can do for you. -- Slayer making career plans Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 April 2002 %% Kestrel: oops Kestrel: is it there? cuinhell: ask all the ladies that, don't you? Kestrel: absolutely *** cuinhell has been disconnected Kestrel: the tiny weiner of death claims another victim -- Kestrel flexing his muscles Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 April 2002 %% Vanyel: fuck the fucking fuck of a fucking cirfuckcus -- Vanyel demonstrating vocabulary skills Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 April 2002 %% IG_afk: sarge imageine NY is so stupid that you go though about 5 levels of menues and then you get told, sorry we are experienceing high call volumes please call back in 15 minutes IG_afk: no wonder the damn call center is in a secure facility because I want to bomb it now -- IGadget in a rage Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 April 2002 %% marcie: my goal is to be the world's first female drag queen -- follow your dreams! Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 April 2002 %% cuinhell: i am so bored that even my boredom is bored -- cuinhell, bored Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 April 2002 %% Kestrel: oh holy mother of all that is evil -- Kestrel praying Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 2002 %% Cyrano: there are always two Cyrano: a master Cyrano: and an apprentice Cyrano: unless you use cable select. -- Cyrano on hardware Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 2002 %% ed: must get coffee and take this dump cuinhell: DUMP ed: I'm putting money that it'll look just like you, CU cuinhell: if it tries to bite you on the way down, then it probably does [a few minutes later...] ed: dammit ed: somebody beat me to the fucking shitter ed: I waited past this turds "Pewp by date" cuinhell: hahaha did you miss your shit window? ed: I'm really close. marcie: ahahahah, no shit cuin ed: thing is, I k now he's shitting too cuinhell: grunting and screaming? marcie: did he take the poop stall? ed: so, I'm gonna have to take a match in, or, let it cooloff for 15 minutes cuinhell: could just be masturbating with a cheese grater ed: and then I will definately miss the shit window cuinhell: i hate missing the shit window cuinhell: then your poops are off for at least a day and a half ed: that will make me unhappy. I can't concentrate with a fully developed 3rd tri-mester turd in my colon -- ed with very important things to do Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 2002 %% *Slayer* i dreamed yesterday that i deflouwerd a 15 year old Slayer> good for you *Slayer* i need to learn how to control my dreams Slayer> why *Slayer* so i can quit getting up to go look for hamburgers in the middle of deflowering 15 year olds -- Slayer and lucid dreaming Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 April 2002 %% Cyrano: FAT IS ONLY UGLY UNTIL YOU PUT A NIPPLE ON IT! -- Cyrano also setting standards Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 April 2002 %% Slayer: if i'm going to fuck a dead cow, it's going to at least be a whole cow -- Slayer setting his standards Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 April 2002 %% DontKnow wants to get pregnant. marcie: follow your dreams, dk DontKnow: only God could get me pregnant. marcie: THERES AN IDEA saundo: ahahahahha Lia: No comment saundo: darwin WAS wrong -- DontKnow having maternal instincts Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 April 2002 %% DontKnow: leo, there's only a couple of net people I wnat. and all of them use EN. Jake blushes -- Jake, the blushing virgin Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 April 2002 %% marcie: I would just like to add here that I truly believe that it's impossible marcie: to find underwear to match the Troi Strapping Tape Bra. marcie: our own china! saundo: ahahaha saundo: well saundo: who needs underclothing anyway? marcie: exactly :) Kestrel: exactly saundo: i see how your mind goes. marcie: and this is news? Kestrel: damnit, I'm slow on the draw Lia: hi Kes saundo: no news DontKnow: hell, only super fat people need clothes at all. saundo: just a newsflash saundo: sort of a life magazine of marcie's lustings. marcie: that would be the quotes file! saundo: ahahahaha saundo: well yah -- a meta-reference! Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 April 2002 %% saundo: are you new here? have your forgotten with whom you are intercoursing with now? marcie: lia, it's pretty damn deep -- saundo and marcie, awww Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 April 2002 %% Lia: you say "chemistry weirdo" like it's a bad thing -- Lia being insulted Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 April 2002 %% Kes: no, he has himself into it I think, he's in a different state right now, you don't want to approach that kind of homely too fast, you could burn up on entry Vanyel: GODDAMNIT Vanyel: STOP BEING SO FUNNY Vanyel: too much soda is coming out my nose -- Kes on K's new girlfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 April 2002 %% Courtney: oh Courtney: my Courtney: god Courtney: is she half beaver? -- Court on her ex-husband's new girlfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 April 2002 %% Slayer: i refuckingfuse to believe that 3every god who's ever been thought us _plus_ every god who hasn't been thorugh of _plus_ ever non-theological answer ignored is against me -- Slayer getting religious, part 2 Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: jewsus fucking mohhamad -- Slayer getting religious Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: what the FCK Slayer: no fucking wepge should take fuckign 10 fuckng minute sto fucking load marcie: it's a pr0n site marcie: it's trying to find your penis Slayer: it's a fucking web dictionary marcie: fine, it's trying to look up "tww" -- Slayer bitching about the Web Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: why can't you just love me for whom i am IG_here: because Im not gay? -- Slayer looking for love Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: SHUT UP, I'M OFF IN SEARCH OF ICELANDIC PUSSY -- Slayer on a mission from God Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: i shoujld slow down on my inbidnition of alcoholic beverages or i might become in danger of becmoming intoxicated -- Slay... yes, drunk Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: i love you too joyr marcie: lies marcie: you just want to watch me and china have sex while you jerk off marcie: THATS NOT THE SAME THING Slayer: i dont' know aht youy're saying but i feel i sould take offense -- Slay, drunk yet still Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: i'm a jerk w2ithout even doing anything -- Slay, still drunk Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: i love everyone, all women whse names star with K, and everyone from another planet -- Slayer, quite drunk indeed Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 April 2002 %% Slayer: vanjel is a bad influ3nce on our kids Vanyel: if you only knew. -- Vanyel, the Axis of Evil(tm) Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% Slayer: there are two types of peple in this world Slayer: those who will swallow a load of my hot stemay semen and those won won't Cerberus: 0%/100%? marcie: i'd say that narrows it down to *one* type of person Cerberus: werd. DontKnow: joy, right Slayer: hey, i've had at least one person swallow it, so there goes your theory marcie: damn. Slayer: both of you DontKnow: but would he swallow it again? -- DK asking the $6mil question Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% Vanyel: slay Vanyel: you are about to be personally responsible for turning courtney into a lesbian Slayer: shrug Slayer: van, that's cool Vanyel: NO ITS NOT! -- Vanyel trying to salvage another one Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% Slayer: i'm too drunk to convey the proper information Slayer: but i9'm nto too drunk to eat courtney out for an hour Vanyel: courtney red haired sexy goddess Slayer bitchslaps vanyel Courtney: I'm not drunk enough to let that happen -- Courtney fending off the admirers Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% Slayer: why in the fuck am i walking through the house, drunk, singing 'greensleeves' Slayer: i dont even know the words to it! -- Slayer amusing us all Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% Vanyel: I just tought my coworkers how to play dreidel marcie: jewish missionary work! -- dreidel, dreidel, dreidel! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% marcie: my new cat hunkers over his water bowl with his face in it marcie: not drinking any water, mind you Slayer: zip's just happen if you feed her and throw tinfoil balls for her marcie: just hanging out with the water bowl Slayer: happy i mean Slayer: heh Slayer: hanging out cuinhell: wr0d marcie: he's relatively normal except for little weird shit like that Slayer: the animal companions of g33ks are the most fucking odd animals in the world marcie: you know it -- cats and their people Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% Slayer kisses cyrano Slayer: i love you, man, i really do Cyrano: eeoich Slayer: fine then Slayer kisses cyrano's wife Cyrano: you might get more than you bargained for Slayer: i'm counting on it, lover Cyrano: she's a whiz with a meat cleaver -- Cyrano on his devoted wife Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% marcie: When she is logged into clem from home she can not edit unix marcie: commands. She said that Deloris Moralis can do this with her account. Her marcie: instructor said to call the helpdesk. marcie: goody. marcie: SHE CANNOT EDIT UNIX COMMANDS! marcie: i'm going to make this into a song Slayer: what? Slayer: i'm so confused marcie: along with "how to make /etc/defaultrouter file?" DontKnow: as in tcsh command line editing? *** xi-fewd is now known as Xi marcie: i have no idea marcie: probably means she typed 'dir' and it didn't work marcie: or something like that marcie: SHE CANNOT, SHE CANNOT, SHE CANNOT... EDIT! UNIX! COMMANDS! Vanyel: ahahah Vanyel: this is why I wish I could play guitar marcie: me too Vanyel: i've already got a guitar riff for that song Vanyel: in my head marcie: When she is logged into clem from home she can not edit unix marcie: commands. She said that Deloris Moralis can do this with her account. Her marcie: instructor said to call the helpdesk. marcie: YEAH marcie: CALL THE HELPDESK Xi: UNIX Punk songs [30 minutes later] Slayer: dammit joyr, dont you konw ANY single heterosexual girls to hook me up with Vanyel: rofl Sarge: slayer..maybe you'd have a chance with marcie's stupid user... Vanyel: OOOOOH! Vanyel: sarge, you're behind quota marcie: ahahaha -- marcie loving her lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 April 2002 %% ed: my niggaz ed: c'mon, lusers ed: Dynamic UP DATE ME ed: and fill my FW logs! ed: as I BLOCK YOU PUSSY UPDATES ed: WITH YOUR WINDOWS BOXEN LOOKIN FOR A FUCKING INTERNET-BASED AD SERVER ed: YOU FUCKING LUSERS -- ed on a righteous BOFH rant Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 2002 %% marcie: ahahah marcie: cynthia just staggered into the computer room saundo: ahahahahah saundo: is she burdened or drunk? marcie: and said in this cute voice "too many carbs make cindy sleepy" saundo: ahahahahahahhahahaha marcie: and flumped into the bedroom saundo: wave a potato in front of her, she'll drop right off -- saundo with advice on sleeping Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 April 2002 %% *** Sarge has been disconnected *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' Sarge: note to self...do not step on power switch -- Sarge giving technical pointers Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 April 2002 %% cuinhell: finally, a source for quality midget pr0n -- cuinhell with his latest discovery Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 April 2002 %% taco: I am indeed a 2 bit whore, thanks Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: but you're my 2 bit whore marcie: that's so romantic -- Vanyel the romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2002 %% cuinhell: ass itchy cuinhell: NOW FINGER SMELL FUNNY -- cuinhell making a realization Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2002 %% Xi: tongue stamina is important and a fine skill to acquire marcie: damn right Xi: i go now *** Xi is now known as xi-afk marcie: off to practice, one assumes Kestrel: no doubt -- Xi improving his oral skills Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2002 %% Kestrel: I HAVE PENILE SHRINKAGE, I MUST LEAVE NOW -- Kestrel trying to get out of work Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2002 %% Vanyel: did you do cowtipping? marcie: i didn't IGadget: once marcie: slay might have IGadget: went cow tiping Vanyel: slay was prolly tipped. Vanyel: what am I asking marcie: of course, he'd make hamburger out of any poor cow he tipped -- on attending high school in rural areas Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2002 %% IGadget: I can stare down a cat marcie: liar marcie: nobody can stare down a cat Vanyel: YES IGadget: practice with a mirror and you get good marcie: heh *Vanyel* ok *NOW* i'm scared. elric: uh huh... didnt you ever see Monty Pythons 'Confuse-a-cat' ? IGadget: actually after staring for a while you can partialy close your eyes and they wil close them all the way Vanyel: dude. IGadget: probably out of bordom Vanyel> me too. Vanyel: you *REALLY* need to et a life -- IGadget and his immense boredom Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2002 %% Vanyel: and the kernel shit is documented about as well as your butthole. Cyrano: yep ed: my anus has 1 HOWTO ed: top line says "EXIT" Vanyel: ahh but see Vanyel: if your butt was running linux ed: it'd go sidewaz Vanyel: you'd pass your lower intestine as well ed: sideways ed: yes ed: unless you edited a random flatfile and used a patch you found on a blog somewhere, purely by accident. Cyrano: oh god Cyrano: "HOWTO" docs ed: and then, 30 minutes later, you'd find wob wallowing around in your linux powered asshole, having hacked into it ed: he'd be fighting for peanuts with a bulgarian guy and a l33t skript kiddie coming to your ass from an @home ip address -- the geeks complaining about Linux Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2002 %% Slayer: i have foreign money cuinhell: and foreign objects in your rectum Slayer: can't you say anything nice? cuinhell: nope cuinhell: cunt Slayer: i love you, man -- Slay and cuinhell loving on each other Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 April 2002 %% dweez has non-sex with marcie marcie: woop -- marcie, frantic with excitement Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 2002 %% dweez: gimme some cuinhell: ok, bend over and lube up dweez: already done dweez: you should know me better, cu cuinhell: *THEEEEERUST* *** Xi has left the room cuinhell: oops, i must have missed dweez -- cuinhell misfiring Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 2002 %% Moni: I sent flowers to Nicole once..she didn't get the point. "Why are you sending me something that is 1/2 way dead?" marcie: ahahahah marcie: that figures :) sunbeam: i never thought of it that way before Moni: ya..rather typical *grin8 Vanyel: BECAUSE I LOE YOU YOU INSENSATIVE CUNT! marcie: HAHHAHAHAHAHAH Vanyel: JESUS marcie: YEAH -- Vanyel with relationship counseling Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 2002 %% marcie: ahhh marcie: cyn just called me squealing all girl-like marcie: her flowers got delivered Vanyel: ahaha Manuka: woo! Vanyel: awesome marcie descends into the warm fuzzy glow of a job well done marcie: ahem marcie: back to your regularly scheduled mudfest marcie: KES YOU BASTARD! marcie: that's better. -- marcie regaining her manhood Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 2002 %% Kestrel: methamphetamine is not "cold medicene" -- Kestrel with medical advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 2002 %% sirsyko: wow sirsyko: I've never seen cyrano talk so raunchy. never have I seen him discuss so racy a topic cuinhell: hey syko Kestrel: you've missed much that ss Kestrel: he is as nasty as you wanna be cuinhell: nastier at times Kestrel: AND, he can do it at any voltage, frequency or molar strength you want -- Cyrano being admired Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 2002 %% Vanyel: ass *** Darkness has entered room 'Main' Vanyel: woah Vanyel: i gotta be more careful with that. -- Vanyel summoning evil powers Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 April 2002 %% marcie: bah marcie: calling luser marcie: HaRharAHrHAR marcie: h0h0h0h0h0h0h0 marcie: "oh, someone already called me and showed me how to do ftp, but now i'm having another problem" marcie: "and what's that? marcie: "when i try to compile a program, it doesn't work" marcie: "okay, what do you have on your screen" marcie: "eff, ,tee, pee and a greater than sign" marcie: "okay, you need to type 'bye' to quit ftp" marcie: ... marcie: "my window went away!" marcie: "??" marcie: "now i'm out of clem completely!" DontKnow: ahh. cause she typed in ftp from start->run marcie: *thunk* "okay, you have to TELNET IN to clem now, not ftp. you can't compile anything from ftp. you have to be actually logged in." marcie: "oh!" Kesticle: be gentle Kesticle: not all can shine with your brilliance marcie: "oh, that works now! you're a lifesaver!" marcie: "just doing my job..." Kesticle: see? marcie: ugh. DontKnow: is this person a student or teacher? Kesticle: come on now... all of you admin types admit it, you enjoy helping the handicapped on some level marcie: faculty or staff, i don't know which marcie: not THAT handicapped :P Kesticle: hahahahah -- marcie dealing with handicapped lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 April 2002 %% Vanyel: I once had a dream that my pager was going, "You've got down servers!" -- Vanyel the AOL sysadmin Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 April 2002 %% Vanyel: I think it should be mandatory in order to play [EverQuest] Vanyel: if you play more than 8 hours a day, it should be part of the license agreement to kill yourself cuinhell: hahahhaha marcie: hear hear cuinhell: um, wait no Mic: EQ has been pissing me off...raised prices cuinhell: i was unemployed :P marcie: all the more reason Lia: not anymore? Vanyel: well, i'll make na exception for you cuz youre not a total loser cuinhell: hahah Vanyel: but still cuinhell: don't give me that much credit Vanyel: i sait TOTAL loser marcie: hahahah Vanyel: you're still a loser cuinhell: OH YEAH! -- Vanyel and cuinhell Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 April 2002 %% *** Lia has entered room 'Main' cuinhell: lia Slayer: reminds me of a joke Lia: gee thanks -- Lia getting her feelings hurt Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 April 2002 %% cuinhell: all penises are EVIL -- cuinhell declaring himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 April 2002 %% cuinhell: FUCKING CANADIANS! *** Courtney has been disconnected cuinhell: oops -- cuinhell fucking the resident Canadian Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 April 2002 %% saundafk: cuinhell: Florence Henderson is HOT. I mean HOT. I would so fuck her in an saundafk: instant. Her and Barbara Eden, in a twisted geriatric fantasy saundafk: threesome. saundafk: you sick weirdo *** saundafk is now known as saundo china: cu, at least you justify my weird desires saundo: ahahahaha -- china and her sickness Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 March 2002 %% saundo: "I know my children aren't adminning NT, because I ASK. Parents, the anti-M$" -- saundo with a public service announcement Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 March 2002 %% Moni: my cat just ate my fortune cookie Moni: i have no more future -- Moni and her pussy Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% Al: I wonder Al: if we cloned slay Vanyel: NO Vanyel: STOP Al: and handcuffed him to his clone Vanyel: RIGHT Vanyel: THERE Moni: arugh! marcie: ugh Al: would he annoy himself? Vanyel: finishing that thought might be considered war crimes in some countries -- Vanyel with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% Al: dammit OW Al: I did something stupid Moni: pay me damit Vanyel: al, if it hurts, you're doing it wrong Al: hurt my thumb with a thing saundo: ok, al, do not do it with 3-phase. -- saundo with advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% saundo: DIE TABLE DIE Moni: its almost national masturbation month marcie: yeah! Moni: ma i need to practice saundo: it isn't already? saundo: dammit saundo: all that for nothing! -- saundo, frustrated Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% saundo: select fuck.method from fuck.table where kink = midgets ORDER BY dollar_amount; -- saundo going slightly mad from SQL Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% Slayer: er, excuse me? Slayer: if she's a god, what am i? The Omipresence? Kestrel: you would be something from the bowels of hell I reckon Slayer: hrm Kestrel: I say that in the nicest way Slayer: i'll settle for that -- Slayer's from hell! Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% Cyrano: dangit Cyrano: bribes are no longer deductible -- Cyrano doing his taxes Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% Xi: HOLDINK STILL LEETLE MONKEY -- Xi being disturbing Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% Sarge: ok according to the pgp site at MIT, I'm not in north america.... Slayer: pinko commie bastard Sarge: bastards... Sarge: ok where else can I get pgp, they might actually believe I'm in north america Cyrano: not from me, you foreign cryptoterrorist cuinhell: HAHAHHAA -- Sarge the Republican white terrorist Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2002 %% marcie: i just ate my first date marcie: are you excited? Vanyel: rofl -- marcie sharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 March 2002 %% Slayer: does anybody want to know the secret to good bbq sauce? cuinhell: sex. Slayer: ok, the other secret -- Slayer sharing his secrets Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 March 2002 %% Vanyel: ok Vanyel: whats the best way to mail a bottle Vanyel: apparently fedex wont take liquids marcie: DRINK IT -- marcie, helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 March 2002 %% saundo: punk marcie: PUNK marcie: BIZATCHASSPUNKWHORE marcie: wow saundo: yes marcie marcie: i impress myself saundo: flonk cuinhell: f.l.o.n.k. saundo: the man from f.l.o.n.k. marcie: hahahah marcie: saundo, yer funny marcie: FUNNY SAUNDO marcie: FUNNY FUNNY BOY saundo: uh oh saundo: you've been drinking, haven't you marcie: who marcie: me? marcie: would i do such a thing? saundo: emporia isn't that BAD marcie: innocent little marcie? saundo: ahahahaha saundo snorques Vanyel: ass. saundo: "innocent" marcie blinks and tries to look sober Vanyel: DRUNK BITCH marcie belches instead marcie: ewps. marcie: YES saundo: ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i offer up the words "innocent" "marcie" for your consideration marcie: DRUNK BITCH marcie: man saundo: and demand that you find her guilty of being drunk as a skunk marcie: life is so much better now that i've left xianity marcie: ;) marcie: DRUNK marcie: YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING DRUNK saundo: YES marcie: YOU BIG LIAR Vanyel: i'd love to get drunk saundo: and? marcie: I AM STONE SOBER Vanyel: if I didnt have to beat the FUCKING SHIT OUT OF MY CAR TOMORROW saundo: psst. your caps lock is on. marcie: LIES LIES LIES marcie: hi. marcie: sorry marcie: something came over me saundo: ahahahahah saundo: let me prescribe some medicinal vodka to cure that marcie: YEAH saundo: remember, mix it with your favorite lager for best effects marcie: medicinal. marcie: yeah. marcie: i'll have to remember that. saundo: write it down. marcie: oh yeah marcie: pen marcie: paper marcie: errr, wait saundo: no wait marcie: i'm at a computer. marcie: DUH saundo: don't do that saundo: you WILL hurt yourself marcie: probabluy marcie squintws marcie: okay i got it saundo: either that or you'll end up writing "yip yip yip yip yip" endlessly marcie: erm marcie: what was it again? saundo: "i am a drunken sot, and I don't care" marcie: OH YEAH marcie: got it saundo: "i drink all night and I drink all day" marcie: IM A DRUNKEN SOT AN IM OKY marcie: OIKAY marcie: OKAY cuinhell: hahahaha saundo: ahahahahahah Vanyel: BITCHES marcie: yes Vanyel: BI Vanyel: TC Vanyel: HE Vanyel: S marcie: WH marcie: OR marcie: E Vanyel: BITCHES KNOW ME CUZ THEY KNOW THAT I CAN ROCK saundo: who rocks? Vanyel: mindless self indulgence. Vanyel: /export/mp3/Rap/Mindless Self Indulgance - Bitches.mp3 marcie: Jo: (Catching up) Blair, if we are to get along for the rest of this holiday, there will be no more sucking of my knuckles in public, is that understood? marcie: Blair: Killjoy saundo: ahahahaha marcie: god i LOVE THE NET!!@#!! Vanyel: netNETnetNETnetNETnetNETnetNETnetNET marcie: i can indulge m y every sick and twisted 80s sitcom fantasy!@#$!@ -- marcie, slightly inebriated Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 March 2002 %% Kestrel: you add class to the place meg: heh meg: i dont have class what are you talking about Kestrel: deny it all you want Jake: low class is still class -- Jake complimenting meg Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 March 2002 %% ed beats slayer with a large stick Xi: awwww. that's how he says he loves ya -- ed's strange mating rituals Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 March 2002 %% Courtney: i thinkmy vibrator fell out of my bag and into my car Courtney: and i just had 3 ppl in there Vanyel: just straddle teh gearshipf then -- Vanyel with relationship advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2002 %% Moni: GF keeps teling me to go to Temple and pray marcie: mmm ice cream Moni: I'm like..FUck That Moni: gimmie Krispy Kremes marcie: i hear ya saundo: ahahahaha marcie: hahahahah saundo: religion loses to donuts marcie: now THATS therapy! Vanyel: YEAH! saundo: Right. On. -- the heretics of EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2002 %% Courtney: i can heat my own house Courtney: it smells like a wet turd Courtney: but its warm -- Courtho on her farts Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2002 %% Courtney: I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT -- yeah! Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2002 %% Vanyel: why did you let qwest in your colon? -- Vanyel of the inquiring mind Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2002 %% cuinhell: eat soemthing Moni: heh Moni sharpens her teeth cuinhell: NO! -- cuinhell frightened Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2002 %% Xi: pardon me while i invent a new language where i leave off the ends of words -- Xi falling over himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 March 2002 %% DontKnow sneezes violently *** Crazy has left the room *** Darkness has entered room 'Main' DontKnow: gah. I sneeze and a good guy leaves and a loser enters. Vanyel: SNORK rayray: lol marcie: ahahahahahha Vanyel sneezes violently Darkness: bite me marcie: don't worry marcie: no k -- the powers of DK! Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% cuinhell: i touched her hoohoos -- huh, huh... did cuinhell just score? Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% cuinhell: i must go make pee pee, any fondling requests? saundo: yes saundo: milla jovovich Xi: cheesegrater -- Xi fueling cuinhell's fantasies Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% cuinhell: COW BONCH IS GOOD EATS -- mmm. Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% saundo: and the tasers saundo: remember the tasers Vanyel: the TAZER! saundo: applied across the testicles or nipples. cuinhell: nipsticles marcie: your sex life must be insane. -- saundo bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% cuinhell: warning: objects in your rear are smaller than they feel -- cuinhell with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% Vanyel: i know! Vanyel: I wanna patent ignorance and stupidity! marcie: microsoft already did that, van Kestrel: snork -- Vanyel with an idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% marcie: okay goddammit, what am i doing wrong marcie: i modified auto_direct and auto_master to automount this NFS directory marcie: restarted automountd Kestrel: ignore the "insert tab A in slot B" portion of the instructions, they are irrelevant to you marcie: and still can't get it to automount marcie: heheh Kestrel: ;) china: yeah, only the tongue-and-groove instructions apply to us -- groovy, baby! Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% cuinhell: ass. querk: hole Xi: licker querk: freak -- querk with an accurate judgment Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% ed: SECURITY is FOR THE WEAK -- ed making a proclamation Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 March 2002 %% saundo: you mention sex, krispy kremes and the Duchess of York and THIS happens. Al: oye -- saundo and donuts Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 March 2002 %% IGadget: it sure is quiet arround here marcie: i'm playing with enlightenment IGadget: then someoe is supposed to say "yeah, too quiet." then something bad is supposed to happen cuinhell: i'm too bored to be entertaining marcie: like k shows up cuinhell: hahhaa cuinhell: at least that's entertainment cuinhell: sad and pathetic, but entertainment nonetheless marcie: indeed -- bored geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 March 2002 %% *** Sarge has left the room *** Vanyel has left the room Xi: oh look, the boys are going to mate marcie: woop marcie gets the camera *** Cyrano has entered room 'Main' Xi: which do you figure is the top? -- Xi wondering Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 March 2002 %% Xi: i must find a way to make a speakerphone explode when its turned on -- Xi plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 March 2002 %% Slayer: i will now eat a twinkie ... Slayer: never read the ingrediants on a twinkie Slayer: cake + cream shouldn't have that many unpronouncible things in it -- Slayer learning about nutrition Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 March 2002 %% Cyrano: if you go up to a random woman on the street and stick your tongue in her mouth, 7 out of 10 will slap you, 2 will glare and walk away, and the last will take you back to her place wob: hahaha Vanyel: ahahah Cyrano: how many women do you have to do that to to have a 50% odd of success? Vanyel: you know wob: YOU TELL US Vanyel: I did a problem like this back in statistics in HS Vanyel: but i failed that class. china: depends on whether or not one of those 7 out of 10 shoots you instead of slaps you marcie: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA -- China skewing the figures Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 March 2002 %% Cyrano: I think the lack of exploits is more a lack of effort than anything else -- Cyrano on Tru64 Unix Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 March 2002 %% Vanyel: marcie Vanyel: you know i love you Vanyel: but each time you say "hee" i want to smack you with a frying pan china: what do you want from her? marcie: yeah yeah marcie: i'm a girl marcie: sue me ;) Vanyel: i'll just get the frying pan marcie: as long as i get to hit you with a sautee pan Vanyel: how about a wok? marcie: stockpot? china breaks out the Dutch Oven marcie: put it over your head and pound it with a wooden spoon, like a bugs bunny cartoon? Vanyel: if oyu;re gonna hit me with one of those, then i'm gonna hit you with one of those entre tables marcie: hey, that rhymed Vanyel: c0omplete wiht the burning sterno marcie: ooh, you tease marcie: and i'll take you out witha matched set of flatware! Vanyel: ooh. marcie: i do not know how we get into these conversations. Vanyel: i shall bring you down with a rain of shish kabob thingies Vanyel: shish kabob kabobers? Vanyel: YOU KABOBER! china: kaboober! marcie: hehehe marcie: kaboober. Vanyel: mmm. Vanyel: kaboobs. Vanyel: with erect kanipples marcie: i'm going home. marcie: to play with my kanipples. marcie: ;) Al gets concerned and hides behind a row of colanders, quickly sharpening the nearest spatula Vanyel: i love it when kaboobs bob up and down on women kajoggers china: *snork* Al: khooray for kaboobies? marcie: and this is how shit gets started on EN. Vanyel: god i'm so easily amused *** Vanyel has left the room *** Vanyel has entered room 'Main' *** *** Vanyel (Hooray for Kaboobies): *** Logged in from nurgle.net since Tue Mar 5 13:02:51 2002 Vanyel: i am so easily amused. marcie: *** *** Vanyel (Hooray for Kaboobies): marcie: you truly are china: was it kagood for kayou? marcie: snork marcie: this is going to confuse the shit out of k marcie: i can't wait china: Ahahahahhaahahha! Vanyel: AHAHHaskjfhdslkfsdhafskdahasdg Vanyel: there goes my keyboard -- culinary delights on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 March 2002 %% ed: ew ed: my last turd had a routing problem ed: it was a mangled packet (MTU's too large) ed: I had to fragment it to get it to the endpoint marcie: you are so weird -- ed and his bowels Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 March 2002 %% Xi: that spineless sphincter popper is still employed cuinhell: of course, he's useless Vanyel: assless. Vanyel: OH MY GOD HES ASSLESS! Vanyel: HOW THEREVER DOES HE SHIT? cuinhell: orally Xi: In an effort to accomodate more passengers, airlines are asking people to come to the gates assless. cuinhell: bwahah Xi: may I store your ass in the overhead compartment sir? cuinhell: i have no ass, that's my wife! Vanyel: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Vanyel: Ao uck Vanyel: my laptop is all liquroed up now Xi: in the event of depressurization, an oxygen mask and your ass will drop from the ceiling above you cuinhell: cool Xi: drunktop cuinhell: please be sure you place the mask over your face and not your ass Xi: hopefully its pre-digested drunkness Vanyel: pre digeted ASSnes Vanyel: sdlkfhjsa;fhsdahdsakhsdaghsdklhsadfl Xi: In the event of a water landing, please kiss your ass goodbye as it will float and you won't. cuinhell: most ass products are post digestion Vanyel: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Xi: LLS IN THE SKIY KEEP ON TURNIN cuinhell: please refrain from using other passengers asses as pillows Vanyel: ASS IN THE SKY KEEP ON SHITTIN! cuinhell: delta, we love to fly ass Xi: should your ass become lost during the flight, please report it to security immediately. Vanyel: PLOP PLOP LPOP PLOP LOP Xi: cuz at delta, we loves us some flyin' cuinhell: inserting objects in your ass while in flight is strictly forbidden Vanyel: SHITty hshitty BANG BAn f awe LOVE YOU! Vanyel: aHAHAHahpsdflkasdh; Vanyel: WHAT ABOUT TEH piLOPTS ASS? marcie: god you are so weird Vanyel: ASS JOYSTICKS cuinhell: shitty shitty bleep bleep Xi: Small electronic devices, including those in your ass, may not be used at any time during the flight. cuinhell: should your ass wish to shit, please escort it to the restroom personally. Vanyel: I LOVE to yOU S GUYS! Vanyel: SO DFUNy Xi: sharing of asses is strictly forbidden. marcie quietly records in the enquotes file Vanyel: FOO-KNEE Vanyel: oh shit cuinhell: stuffing the inflight meal directly into your ass has been found to be slightly more pleasant than actually eating it DontKnow: please stow your ass either in the seat in front of you or else in the overhead bin above you. cuinhell: please do not pinch the stewardesses asses, they won't be touching yours Xi: ladies and gentlemen this concludes our flight. please return your asses and tray tables to their full upTIGHT positions. cuinhell: if you have a hairy ass, we ask that you pluck out any dingleberries before stowing them Xi: this is for the safety of otehr asses that may be stored in the same location. Vanyel: ASS CATCHER cuinhell: those with hugeass syndrome are asked to check their asses at the gate -- ASS! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 March 2002 %% Xi: no-one wants a bored liver Xi: otherwise it would be called a boreder -- Xi talking about.... something Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 March 2002 %% marcie: well, *i'm* worried about cuin marcie: anyone who finds janet reno attractice has problems taco: It's Pat is the only other in Janet Reno's species cuinhell: i just want to be able to win the "weirdest thing you've fucked" contest every time -- cuinhell being adventurous Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 March 2002 %% cuinhell: janet reno is sexy Xi: in a muskox kinda way -- Xi the sane Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 March 2002 %% Romantic: hi marcie... hows it goin? taco: rommie! Romantic: hi Em!:) marcie: i am drinking leftover beer marcie: from the house beer fridge marcie: it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it DontKnow: left over beer ? left over from what? marcie: various single beers, abandoned by their six-pakcs marcie: it's sad really marcie: i'm douing them a favor by drinking them marcie: putting them out of htier loneliness and all that taco: marcie the crusader marcie: thats me -- marcie, quite drunk indeed Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 March 2002 %% Al: she isn't very attractive but her cleavage is talking to me -- Al on some chick Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 March 2002 %% Al: because slay declared that it's impossible that I have ever had, or will ever have, sex. china: like slay would know marcie: *SNORK* marcie: add another keyboard to the list of the ones you owe me, Nancy -- China scores one Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 March 2002 %% Slayer: i may not be good at a lot of things, but i'm an expert at playing with my own penis -- Slayer the competent Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 March 2002 %% Slayer: well, if you do anything too much it's bad for you Slayer: except maybe jerk off... i hope -- Slayer, worried Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 March 2002 %% Kestrel: I am deeply saddened I missed K Kestrel: has he married yet? Kestrel: has he been issued his Official Witless Majik Underwear? cuinhell: hahahhaha Kestrel: these questions trouble me, I need answers -- Kestrel the questioning Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 March 2002 %% Moni: for me..it would take a trip to Fiji Cyrano: fiji? Moni: yes Moni: nice warm tropical island with friendly natives Moni: and fruity rum drinks marcie: and a fruity houseboy to server you the drinks marcie: -r Moni: oh yes Moni: fruity houseboy wearing a grass skirt and a coconut bra marcie: hahahaha marcie: yeah! IG_atwrk: to service you? marcie: naw marcie: you get the hula girls for that ;) Moni> hee! Moni: bring me rum drinks and clean my house ed: heheheh Moni: mmm..naked hula girls giving me a massage with coconut oil Moni> and with any luck, he'd have a torrid sexual affair with the pool boy *Moni* YES! -- Moni and marcie making plans Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 March 2002 %% Moni: I think Jamez has well surpased me in the kinky department Kestrel: you have no idea -- Kestrel with special knowledge Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 February 2002 %% Moni shares the love marcie: oooh marcie: come with me, little girl marcie drags moni into the server room Moni: you just like how my nipples get hard in the chill of the server room marcie: duh Moni: heh Cyrano: I knew those floor tile suction cups had more uses Moni: rofl marcie: hee Cyrano: *shpop* Kestrel: SNORK Kestrel: pervs marcie: yes marcie: and? Kestrel: I love you one and all Kestrel: except slay, loving him involves multiple penetrations of things I'm saving for someone special -- feel the love! Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 February 2002 %% Slayer: does displaying a gay pride item mean you're (supposedly) gay or is it common for straight people (or those twisted so deeply that it defies labeling) to do so? marcie: if you're actively supportive, i suppose it's not that uncommon Slayer: does wanting to shag lesbians count as 'actively supportive'? marcie: no. -- Slayer being supportive Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 February 2002 %% marcie: DETACHABLE PENIS marcie: god i hate you leo. marcie: now i'm going to have this song in my head FOR THE REST OF THE DAY wob: HOT BUTTED wob: CHECK IT AND SEE marcie: hahahahaha marcie: you asshole wob! wob: I GOT A BUTTHOLE OF ONE HUNDRED AND THREE wob: its all leo's fault and you know it :P marcie: well marcie: yes wob: CMON BUTTHOLE YOU CAN DO MORE THAN THAT *** Jake has entered room 'Main' wob: IM HOT BUTTED IM HOT B UTTED marcie shudders wob: awesome. -- the return of the dreaded HOT BUTT Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 2002 %% Cyrano: a chicken mole enchilada, a bottle of tabasco, and thou... -- Cyrano waxing romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 2002 %% T: I guess I should go get the puppy. T: he's in the other end of the house. T: mom's got this 1/2 chiuahuah 1/2 weiner dog puppy. T: 6 weeks old. T: he's a cutie. marcie: yapdog. T: have to NOT step on him. marcie: have you decided what bbq sauce to use with him yet? -- marcie, who doesn't like yapdogs Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2002 %% wob: my other computer is YOUR LINUX BOX -- wob the haxx0r Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2002 %% Kestrel: I have enjoyed both democrat and republican nipples Kestrel: and independant and libertarian for that matter Kestrel: no communist nipples... I think that girl I met in the closet at a halloween party in 1983 might have been socialist Cyrano: aheh Kestrel: she was furry enough Kestrel: I can highly recommend stoned sex with a furry college coed in a closet Kestrel: todays flashback was brought to you by the nice farmers in central mexico -- Kestrel on politics Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 February 2002 %% Vanyel: BLOODY Vanyel: BLOOD Vanyel: GUSHING Lia: maggots Vanyel: OUT OF LUSERS HEAAAADS DontKnow: lia needs blood Vanyel: CHEESE MAGGOTS Lia: CHEESE SKIPPER MAGGOTS Vanyel: CHEESE DANISH MAGGOTS Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Vanyel: AND A COFFEE! DontKnow: yes, blood from dead lusers. Vanyel: AT MCDONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDS Vanyel twitches Vanyel: god i'm hungry now -- a disturbing rant Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 February 2002 %% Cyrano: I love network outages Cyrano: our telecom guys couldn't route themselves out of a room if the gateway was printed on the door -- Cyrano, irritated Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 February 2002 %% wob: i need every ounce of energy to battle the onslaught of stupidity that monday brings Kestrel: it builds up over the weekends you get get that tidal wave of stupid effect on mondays wob: exactly wob: the "thundering herd of stupidity" syndrome Kestrel: why have stupid by the pound when on mondays you can have stupid by the ton wob: damn right wob: just picture a bunch of auggie chix running at you full bore Kestrel: stupid concentrations so great they have their own gravity field wob: hahahaha wob: stupidity works just like gravity, it attracts to itself Kestrel: yep wob: eventually gathering enough momentum to suck the non-stupid into their folds -- wob the tired warrior Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 February 2002 %% Vanyel: and I got stuff in the mail today wob: anthrax? -- wob the patriotic American Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 February 2002 %% Moni: I have a grease addiction Marianne: i do too lately marcie: i have a sugar addiction marcie: let's do group therapy Moni: I'll bring the donuts -- Moni in recovery Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 February 2002 %% Xi: man, that meeting went from 60 to stupid in under 10 words -- Xi at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 January 2002 %% marcie falls over marcie: *thunk* Xi: damnit Xi: marcie's are hard to come by nowadays Xi: how are we gonna replace her? marcie: you're damn right Jake: mmm check e-bay? -- Jake being thrifty Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 January 2002 %% Moni: moist Moni: suculant Xi: did they make you want to have sex with leo? Lia: so what do you do to the brownies? Moni: dripping Moni: chocoalte Moni: xi..yes Vanyel grins Xi: excellent! Xi: that's a new porn site waiting to happen Lia: HAHAHAHAHA marcie: you bet it is -- sexbrownies.com! Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 January 2002 %% aaron: this is a place to meet peopl Kestrel: good luck nimrod Vanyel: this is a place to fuck newbies up the ass with broomsticks aaron: hey, what software are you guys using? Kestrel: goodtimes.vbp, download it off the net Vanyel: we're using your linux box aaron: thanks *Vanyel* OOOOOOH AQUAMAN: goodtimes, badtimes, you know we had our share... AQUAMAN hums Vanyel> well... he asked for it! learn or die around here! *Vanyel* awesome aaron: I'm using that old Telnet aaron: I think it's pratical, though Kestrel: if you like telnet, you'll love goodtimes aaron: where do I get this? Kestrel: I'm not doing your homework junior, search and you will find it Kestrel: or go to the alt.2600 newsgroup and ask for it -- the krewe initiating a newbie Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 January 2002 %% Kestrel: Montel and Masturbation is not "a job" meg wob: hahaha marcie: that's all you know marcie: i pay her damn good money for that webcam -- meg working hard for da money Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 January 2002 %% Kestrel: MEDIC!! marcie gives kestrel violent, passionate CPR Kestrel: damnit... I burt mah tung Kestrel: WHOO Vanyel: i leave for 2 mins and jeez wob: how'd you burn your tongue? Kestrel: testing a HV battery Kestrel: it's ok wob: haha Kestrel makes note to self, for voltages >50, use a meter wob: HAHAHAH -- Kes being responsible Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 January 2002 %% Vanyel: god only knows what they are actually gonna DO with redhat. wob: all aol services will now run on linux wob: i gotta make fun of cerbie if he comes in here Vanyel: maybe they jjust wanted a copy and were frustrated that they couldnt downlpoad -- Van, on AOL buying Redhat Linux Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 January 2002 %% wob: hydroponics has been done for a long time now, before it became popular to grow weed with Manuka: hell, they been doing tomatoes with it for eons wob: ya Manuka: they need to cross-breed 'em :) Manuka: p0tomato wob: heh, im sure some stoner has tried ;) Manuka: hey, it worked for oranges Kestrel: I did not wob: "duod what if i could eat an orange and get stoned!" Kestrel: you can't prove it either wob: hehe Kestrel: I married a biologist PURELY for love, not for DNA/cloning experience marcie: lies marcie: all lies -- Kestrel trying to convince us Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 January 2002 %% *** traci has entered room 'Main' traci: ggggggggggoodmorning! traci: or not *** traci has left the room -- traci the excitable one Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 January 2002 %% K: my woman is hangin out with her ex boyfriend tonight traci: wooo what's up with that K? K: they're friends now Jake: go put the smack down K K: oh i don't care Vanyel: are they fucking friends? K: i've seen him :) Jake: LIES Jake: SINNING LIAR Vanyel: is she bouncing on top of him right about now? K: if she wants that dude, i don't need her K: nah man Vanyel: oh Jake: think she lets him take the back door? DontKnow: she's realized that her ex isn't such a bad person after all--cause she found somebody worse. -- DOH! Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 2002 %% Kestrel: you mentioned 60lbs of meat, I missed the details Vanyel: i unzipped. -- Vanyel amusing the masses Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 January 2002 %% Cyrano: oh wow Cyrano: IRIX finally supports Xinerama as of 6.5.11 wob: woopdeedoo! Cyrano: oh Cyrano: and SunOS 3.5 is up for download now wob: uhm that's wonderful i suppose Cyrano: nostalgia just isn't what it used to be wob: yep -- Cyrano sighing for the old days Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 January 2002 %% Kestrel: I can't believe it's not ass butter -- Kestrel the quotable Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 January 2002 %% Cyrano: but odd things have disappeared [from google's usenet database] Cyrano: like a middle part of a multipart post Jake: telling you its the man marcie: ahahahah marcie: sounds like a BOFH at work! wob: its the man duod wob: or wob: the database has come to life wob: and is now feeding Cyrano: ahahah Cyrano: the sum knowledge it has of humanity is through 20 years of usenet postings Cyrano: may god help us all. wob: yes marcie: ahahahahah wob: exactly wob: imagine the fucked up personality that would be marcie: lord have mercy china: Especially if it's anything like us Vanyel: sounds like a movie opportunity to me Cyrano: I hope space aliens aren't reading my archived diatribes wob: no shit van wob: thats what iw as thinking wob: how do i capitalize on that idea china: can you imagine? A bastardization of Slay, wob, van, and cyrano marcie shudders Vanyel: ed wood would direct it if he was alive today Cyrano: you forgot Kibo china: with the general pissiness of marcie and me wob: please, don't do that Vanyel: IT CAME FROM THE INTERNET marcie: ahahahahahahaha Cyrano: lol marcie: F33R IT!!@#! wob: may god help us all there china: w3rd wob: but wob: it would make money marcie: oh yes wob: CAN I BE A SELLOUT? marcie: yes it would wob: heh Cyrano: with our luck all the intelligence would know how to do would be to say "Me too!" Vanyel: no Vanyel: all it would be able to say Vanyel: was Vanyel: "ass." marcie snickers Cyrano: aheh Cyrano: funny china: bahahaha -- IT CAME FROM THE INTERNET! Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2002 %% china: A stupid student threatened me today. What's your professional opinion. ;D Moni: shoot first -- Moni the professional Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2002 %% china: Alright, I need advice Cyrano: ahahah marcafk: yawn *** marcafk is now known as marcie Vanyel: move to california and dye your hair, nance marcie: wear the *black* miniskirt brawk: china: ask away china: And it scares me that I'm coming here to get it, but nevertheless -- China with righteous fear Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2002 %% Moni: I have a client who is a Gosple singer/crack addict/womanizer Moni: I love christians -- Moni being spiritual Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2002 %% Vanyel: you know Vanyel: the army spends all this money coming up with ways fo camoflaguing their troops Vanyel: they should just study remote controls Vanyel: the way they can hide ANYWHERE marcie: ahahahaha -- Vanyel with a good idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2002 %% Slayer: woohoo Slayer: i am not the weakest link Beastie: i dont know if i would go that far -- Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2002 %% Slayer: ok *** Slayer has left the room *** Slayer has entered room 'Main' Slayer: i got lost -- Slayer the stoned one Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2002 %% Vanyel: only in america would we come up with a disease where someone who could get as much to eat as they want, DOESNT. -- Vanyel on anorexia Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 2002 %% zag: idealism is for people with a trust fund -- zag the wise one Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 2002 %% wob: its 10:45 and i already need a beer and a bonghit marcie: i love you wob -- wob complaining about Monday Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 2002 %% wob: whoopdeedoo marcie: a;dflja;sldfasf wob: its another FUCK SHIT MONDAY BLEH T: thanks Wob. my sentiments EXACTLY zag: yeah wob zag: FUCK SHIT MONDAY BLEH wob: its a mantra marcie: i heard that. marcie: FUCK SHIT MONDAY BLEH marcie: we had this last monday too wob: repeat over and over many times, and just MAYBE you might feel better about it being monday marcie: it's becoming a trend wob: yes -- ohhmmmm, ohhhmmmm Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 2002 %% Moni: I love Barry Moni: even saw him in concert Moni: hitachi is your friend marcie: now that's a disturbing juxtaposition Moni: heh Moni chuckles Moni: I get the hots for Barry marcie: i'm scared now -- Barry Manilow and Moni's Hitachi Magic Wand Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 January 2002 %% wob: are you sure you're not decendants of circus midgets? Cyrano: well Cyrano: my wife's grandmother very nearly joined the circus at 15 wob: hahaha Cyrano: would have probably changed things a bit Cyrano: and Cyrano: my sister Sarah there went on tour with a circus company in NYC last month Cyrano: her bf is a performer wob: HAHAHAHAHAHA Cyrano: he's cool Cyrano: impressed the rest of my family by juggling a half dozen flaming torches the first time he met them :) marcie: i knew your weirdness had to be genetic -- this explains it all! Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 January 2002 %% *** krokus has entered room 'Main' Slayer: no one is awake to netsex, go away *** krokus has been disconnected -- Slay being commanding Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 January 2002 %% Slayer: i turned china from lesbianism and introduced her to the pleasures of anal sex Slayer: i'm sorry Lia: no you're not marcie: i'll believe that next time she tells me about it while we're smoking post-coital cigarettes Slayer: no i'm not marcie: ;) Slayer: damn your black heart DontKnow: slay tried to do that. I think he failed, though Slayer: marcie, i honsetly don't care who you bed after i've made my conquests. that's just bonus points for me. Slayer: if _I_ can turn someone to the pleasures of hating men, i've done my job marcie: hee hee Lia: HAHAHAHAHA -- Slay striving for excellence Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 2002 %% Vanyel: well you know what they say about dongs resembling their owners -- reaaaally? Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 2002 %% Vanyel: whack it Vanyel: jack it meg: smack it meg: pack it *** meg has left the room: ex it -- meg rhyming Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 2002 %% Vanyel: i'd give slay a spongebath for a powerbook! -- Vanyel the whore Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% Cyrano: US5889223 Cyrano: 03/30/1999 Cyrano: Karaoke apparatus converting gender of singing voice to match octave of song Cyrano: you know Cyrano: some patents we could do without Vanyel: rofl Moni: heh Moni: I want karaoke in my car Cyrano: oh no Cyrano: I even know what we can sell it as Vanyel: CAR-aoke Cyrano: YES Cyrano: tie into a hands free microphone ala cellphone marcie: i want to know how your mind works, james marcie: so i can make sure to stop it with the next generation Cyrano: ahahah Vanyel: its a rube goldberg device marcie: breed it right out of the species :) Vanyel: you put a marble in his ear Vanyel: and it goes down a chute marcie: heheheh Vanyel: starts a little train spinning ina circle meg: too late, he's already got three kids marcie: this would not surprise me. Vanyel: the traun twists a pair of ropes Vanyel: when they get twisted enough, a thought pops out marcie: best explanation i've heard yet Kestrel: liars Cyrano: aheh Vanyel: DONT YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH THE BLEACH BOYS, BABY Kestrel: it is superior mental processing of mundane information, turning it into super intelect marcie: kissass. Vanyel: in other words, his mom dropped him on his head in JHUST the right way. marcie: ahahahahahah Kestrel: yes, I still need that sperm sample for my experiments marcie: i knew it -- brain? what is brain? Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% Vanyel: never hack apache when you're on dayquil -- Vanyel with advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% Vanyel: the dumb chineese/japaneese/whatever chick that is my cubemate complained about an obscene song my radio was playing just now wob: hahaha oh im sure Vanyel: is still playing actually marcie: awesome wob: dont use a hair test on them, thats for sure ;) Vanyel: oh but waut Vanyel: you know the song hot blooded, by forigner? Xi: yeah wob: HAHAHAH marcie: ahahahahaha wob: that song is HORRIBLE marcie: YEAH Cyrano: got a fever of a hundred and three Vanyel: she thought the song went "hot butted" wob: ahahha AQUAMAN: i was expecting "kung fu fighting" Cyrano: ahahAHAHAHAHAHAH marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Xi: ehahahahahahahaha wob: HOT BUTTED wob: CHECK IT AND SEE Vanyel: hot butted Vanyel: take a shit and see AQUAMAN cackles Cyrano: FLIED LICE WITH THAT? wob: HOT BUTTED YOU CAN DO MORE THAN THAT wob: IM HOT BUTTTED IM HOT BUTTED Vanyel: god, i love this place sometimes wob: oh man wob: great wob: GREAT wob: that song is stuck IN MY HEAD NOW Cyrano: oh my sides marcie: damn you loe marcie: leo, too AQUAMAN: puts a new perspective on dirty white boy Cyrano starts singing "Yellow Submarine" *** Vanyel has left the room *** Vanyel has entered room 'Main' Cyrano: *** Vanyel (HOT BUTTED!): marcie: YEAH Vanyel: i couldnt resist Cyrano: how did I guess? marcie: the sharing of minds in here gets scary sometimes wob: becase its only been going on for 10 FUCKING YEARS wob: you just now caught on wob: ;) Cyrano: wait Cyrano: I know how to really weird out cow-orkers wob: heh Cyrano: I'll make some custard in the microwave Cyrano: out of those cornstarch packing piffles wob: ewwwww marcie: ahahahahahahah! Vanyel: AHAHAHHA Cyrano: just pour them in there Vanyel: I love you guys Cyrano: add a little vanilla Cyrano: dab of sugar marcie: MMMM Xi: don;'t forget the approriate glassware marcie: CORNSTARCH CUSTARD Vanyel: ASSWARE marcie: hahahaah wob: HOT BUTTED ASSWARE Vanyel: this is vanyel. Cyrano: hey Vanyel: THIsis VANYEL on noSLEEP Vanyel: YEAH Cyrano: I could pull vanillin out of cardboard if I boiled it in lye Cyrano: "Packing cartons: part of this nutritious breakfast" Vanyel: and I could pull a rabbit out of this hat Xi: hell, put the lye in there too wob: and do you happen to just have lye hanging around the office? marcie: i'd say i'm speechless, but that would be too obvious marcie: of course he does Xi: doesn't everyone? marcie: he's jamez :) AQUAMAN: you don't? wob: for the lusers, thats true Cyrano: no Cyrano: maybe flux remover would work wob: "have some candy, then we'll fix your problem:" Xi: hehe Cyrano: hey wob: IM HOT BUTTED IM HOT BUTTED Cyrano: if the bomb ever drops, we'll have a lot of cardboard and packing peanuts and a lot of hungry people Cyrano: this could be useful knowledge marcie: i don't want to know in what universe this makes sense marcie: ;) AQUAMAN: hmm. the breakfast that squeaks wob: OURS Xi: something tells me the remainder of the human race will degenerate to ass-grazing cattle marcie: hahahahaha marcie: so true AQUAMAN: chompchompsqueakchompsqueaksqueak marcie: i'm hungry. wob: hot butted ass grazing shit monday bitches marcie: aw jeah. Vanyel: oh man AQUAMAN: two-hunnered and fo'tee pounds uhv butted...awww yeah Vanyel: apparently the 'neese lady made a formal complaint Vanyel: to my boss in email marcie: ahahahahaha! wob: fuck her marcie: awesome! Xi: in the ass Vanyel: my boss was trying really hard not to laugh wob: slap that jap all the way back to orientalland marcie: HOT BUTTED marcie: CHECK IT AND SEE wob: CHECK IT AND SEE Xi: fire up some Pizzicato Five for her marcie: I GOT A FEVAH OF A HUNDED AND THEE wob: CMON BABY YOU CAN DO MORE THAN THAT wob: IM HOT BUTTED IM HOT BUTTED wob: god wob: i need to go home wob: NOW wob: before this gets worse marcie: nonsense marcie: IT ONLY GETS BETTER FROM HERE wob: thats what im afraid of ;) AQUAMAN: kind of ironic that she chooses "foreigner" to complain about wob: HAHAHAHAHAHAH marcie: hee -- hot butted! Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% Cyrano: I tell you though wob: HAHAHAHA Cyrano: pot doesn't make me hungry Cyrano: but it does make everything taste really good Kestrel: esp. wives Cyrano: ahahah wob: HAHAHAH kes marcie: hahahahahaha -- Kes making a funny Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% Vanyel: sometimes a cigar is just a cigar Xi: hmmm Cyrano: sometimes a cigar is just a delivery device for a federally subsidized and recognized toxin generation industry Vanyel: and bread is just a delivery device for butter Cyrano: butter Kestrel: sometimes a cigar is a vaginal swab Cyrano: ahahah Vanyel: GUNS AND BUTTER Cyrano: butter in potato leek soup wob: GUNS AND BUBBLES marcie: god you people are weird AQUAMAN: I can't believe it's not Clinton Cyrano: nice tie-together Kestrel: tuna kitty treats Xi: kes has the munchies! Kestrel: or a Macanudo, you be the judge Kestrel: I do Cyrano: "Honey, the cat's eating styroform again. Cyrano: No dear, that's New Friskies Piffles!" Xi: good thing I reread that, I thought it was "or a Menudo, you be the judge" marcie: now that's different -- weirdos Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% Vanyel: what can i give myself so I can stay awake when i've had no sleep Xi: van: an enema -- Xi being helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% Vanyel: ooh Vanyel: theres 88 sex offenders in my zip code Xi: no fair listing your own name 88 times -- Vanyel getting reprimanded Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% Slayer: do you realize how hard it is to get semen off of a stucco ceiline Slayer: g Marianne: oh dear Xi: ahahahaha Vanyel: fuck stucco Xi: that's what got him into this mess Manuka: vanyel: I think that's the *point* Vanyel: do you have any idea how hard it is to get out of sgi power supply air filters? Slayer: slightly less difficult than getting it int here in the first place? Vanyel: prolly -- Vanyel and Slayer bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002 %% K: i would like a full asshole hair electrolysis K: it would be nice to wipe my ass quickly like a girl K: the only thing is its prolly expensive K: i knwo i'd charge a shitload K: to spread somebody's crack and do every hair one by one -- K's fascinating babble Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2002 %% Beastie: what are computers/ K: they are these things that allow us to check our football scores -- K, the junkie Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2002 %% Vanyel: can i put that I havnt killed anyone as a good thing on my selv eval? china: only if it's accurate -- Vanyel on his self-evaluation for work Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2002 %% china: Well, I think I finally got proof of m parents' acceptance of my queerness china: they got me Rocky Horror action figures for Christmas Moni: woohoo! Vanyel: ahahah Vanyel: awesome Al: neat Moni: I'm jealous china: "Warning! Choking Hazard! Not for Children Under 3" china: Ooookay china: "Mom! Billy Joe is choking on Frank's fishnets!" -- China corrupting the young Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2002 %% Moni: nothing like hot sperm -- the lesbian with a mood swing Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2002 %% ed: goddamit ed: they should fucking outlaw ajax Cyrano: ? ed: I fucking swear our motherfucking billing wench snorts a fucking can of the stuff every fuking day before coming to work -- ed complaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2002 %% Cyrano: you're never really alone with a rubber duck -- Cyrano with words of comfort Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 January 2002 %% Xi: nothing like restating the obvious but, MS Exchange is possibly the biggest POS in the universe -- Xi complaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 January 2002 %% Cyrano: hm Cyrano: is mustard supposed to be green? -- Cyrano with a question Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2002 %% Vanyel: manager = coder that has RSI -- Vanyel with the technical definition Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2002 %% Beastie: are you a milf YaHoo: a what Beastie: mother i like to fuck YaHoo: how rude! Soney: that's not an answer -- inquiring minds want to know Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2002 %% brawk: I am Chief Asswipe in the Suckatorium -- brawk enjoying his station in life Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 December 2001 %% DKafk: i'm debating selling my soul. *** wob has left the room *** wob has entered room 'Main' IGadget: what do you think you will get for it? wob: A big bag of SHIT -- wob sending dk to hell Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2001 %% saundo: i don't want to alarm anyone saundo: but I think I lost my ass -- saundo, worried Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2001 %% marcie: and i love you, even though you're 18 feet tall saundo: i am not 18 feet tall marcie: one day i really will chew your ankles right off saundo: I used to be, but then I started drinking marcie: h0h0h0h0 marcie: damn, that explains why i'm shrinking! saundo: yes! marcie: fuck marcie: by the time the wedding gets here, i'll be a coffee table -- marcie and her drinking habits Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2001 %% saundo: i am full of... something. saundo: coffee, I think marcie: that wasn't my first guess marcie: but carry on saundo: ahahahah saundo: your first guess was?! Soney: ahahaha marcie: i shall not repeat it saundo: awww, come on marcie: for i will not speak ill of my fellow bofh in front of the unwashed masses marcie: :) saundo: beeeyatch marcie: oh all RIGHT marcie: salmon, saundo. saundo: full of salmon? marcie: yes. saundo: i eat tuna. marcie: salmon. marcie snickers marcie: really saundo: you ARE weird. saundo: shut your pie hole saundo: :-) marcie: hee marcie: pie hole. marcie: tuna. marcie: hee hee hee marcie: sorry marcie: i'm six, you know saundo: ahahahah -- marcie playing guessing games Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2001 %% marcie: embrace chaos, baybee saundo: embrace it? stranglehold it! -- saundo living it up Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2001 %% saundo: trade secshul favors for network time saundo: for most geeks, nipple viewage will send them off wanking into a room somewhere Marianne: heh Soney: and you can break their network in peace saundo: and if they complain, show thigh saundo: it's all a sliding scale -- saundo with advice for Marianne Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2001 %% sunbeam: hey william merry xmas Slayer: oh, is that what that was -- Slayer, distracted Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 December 2001 %% IG_afk: its too boring here for me, stop messaging to eachoterh marcie: shut up, leo's about to come -- marcie being a good friend Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 December 2001 %% Toby: my girlfriend has specific rules for our relationship, and the firt one is I cant have any othet girlfriends -- Toby gets a good one again Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 December 2001 %% Vanyel: wob is a weinerschnitzel wob: shaddap jew Vanyel: dont call me a jew, you fuckin kike -- the boys share the love Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2001 %% Moni: hurmph Moni: where is Marcie zag: fairly inconspicuous, especially during rugby tournaments Al: HAHAHAHAH -- marcie being flattered Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 December 2001 %% Moni: Vanyel: marcie come back goddamnit Moni: *** marcie has entered room 'Main' Moni: I wish I had that power over marcie Vanyel: most people do. -- Moni and Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 December 2001 %% Jim: i used to drink any beer in my teens.. now im more picky marcie: it depends on what *kind* of beer Jim: Corona and Miller Export Draft probably my favorites Jim: Corona with a slice of lime.. very tasty marcie: and you say yuyou're picky? -- marcie the beer snob Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 2001 %% saundo pours cholocate on marcie for moni saundo: 'tis the season -- saundo sharing holiday cheer Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 2001 %% Mistress: never apologise for big breasts and tigh tleather saundo: ahahahahah marcie: words to live by -- Moni imparting wisdom Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 2001 %% saundo: "so marcie, we have a complaint against you from one ofthe CS students..." marcie: yeah] marcie: "really?" *clickety click* saundo: "he says you poured liquid nitrogen down the back of his pants and cracked his buttocks with a hammer" ed: hehe saundo: "what say you?" marcie: "that's ridiculous!" saundo: "bend over" saundo: :-) marcie: "it awas the FRONT of his pants!" ed: "that was the back of his pants? I meant to do the front" saundo: or "where's my hammer" marcie: "these damn little-endian cs students... *mumble*" ed: speaking of nmap saundo: "I can't hit something that small, so I went for his butt" -- saundo and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 2001 %% Cyrano: damn exploding cows -- Cyrano, who has this problem often Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 2001 %% Cyrano: dear lord Cyrano: someone actually built fufme for real Vanyel: oh wow Vanyel: i've always wanted to fuck my computer Vanyel: now i really can AQUAMAN: USB TWW? marcie: firewire marcie: much faster AQUAMAN: oh yah AQUAMAN: fireweiner! marcie: hahahhah -- fuck you, fuck me Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 2001 %% Cyrano: few things are sexier than a woman in a welding mask -- Cyrano on Martha Stewart Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2001 %% Vanyel: i found DOG SHIT in the lab jus tnow marcie: werd Vanyel: a nice, steaming pile of dog shit Vanyel: i mean REAL dog shit marcie: my dog took a shit in the middle of the inbound call support area once... it ruled Vanyel: not intel servers marcie: yeah marcie: ahahahahah marcie: it's hard to tell the difference sometimes Vanyel: and the dog was sitting here Vanyel: looking at me Vanyel: "LOOK WHAT I MADE! A MADE A DELL SERVER!" marcie: jahahaahahAHRHArHaRHAJRAHjfdalsdkf;a -- Vanyel having problems at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2001 %% Cyrano: for xmas this year I'd like to see Martha Stewart compete on an eqisode of junkyard wars. Vanyel: YES! -- Cyrano making out his wish list Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2001 %% Cyrano: now instead of the unwashed masses sniffing my packets Cyrano: all I have to worry about is Monty -- Cyrano on ssh encryption Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2001 %% Toby: its a good thing I stole windows ME. I'd be pissed if I paid for it -- the guest gets a quote! Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 December 2001 %% Cyrano: there are more things in heaven and Ebay Cyrano: than are dreamt of in our philosophy -- Cyrano philosophizing Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 2001 %% DontKnow: my ass is still virginal though. Moni squeezes the kesticles *** wob has left the room Kestrel: oh shit Marianne: heh sunbeam: you grossed out wob marcie: thank god Kestrel: that was a record... water hit the cube wall behind my monitor... marcie: hee Kestrel: well done marcie: i spit coke everywhere Moni: ARUGH *** wob has entered room 'Main' marcie: now i have it on my khakis, damnit ed: hahah wob: ughta ed: wob was drivting off thinking about he and DK and marci and cynthia sunbeam: you people are crazy ed: trying to angle a sheep in there somewhere marcie: heh heh heh -- DK way oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 2001 %% marcie: i'm starting to get suspicious marcie: 2 people have come by this morning to make sure i know where the coffee is marcie: that's just weird Manuka: hehehehe marcie: they're being too nice. Beastie: arsenic in the coffee marcie: ahahahahahhaha ed: ahaha Manuka: no, you see, what probably happened is that nobody told the *last* BOFH, and s/he snapped ed: or worse ed: yea Manuka: and, being good little lusers, learned from the experience marcie: ahrharharharhharar ed: or, the last BOFH ran a tight ship ed: I bet theyre sliipping Manuka: it probably now says in the new BOFH manual, "IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTE: Make sure the new BOFH knows where the coffee is" ed: old BOFH had coffee dougnuts hand delivered ed: they're trying to see if you're rule will lessen the yoke ed: you mustn't falter marcie: they can only hope. -- the BOFH with suspicions Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 2001 %% jairus: how life? Jake: fucking horrible jairus: that bad Vanyel: you could be dead. Vanyel: that would bre worse. Jake: I am dead Kestrel: you only smell that way -- Kestrel being compassionate Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 December 2001 %% K: i don't use the thumb at all K: i palm the ball Slayer: he palms his balls K: and put my hand under the ball K: and just use my wrist to twist Slayer: play by play of k's masturbation technique K: not the whole arm K: isn't there some afghani you need to go relieve a shift for slayer -- K on bowling... we think Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% Vanyel: perl is an evil tool, most often used for good. -- Van on coding Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% K: i got my picture atm card today K: i look like a moron marcie pauses marcie: nah marcie: too easy marcie goes back to websurfing -- K setting himself up Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% Kestrel: I cannot be expected to tread water in this pool of stupid indefinitely -- Kestrel on his workplace Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% Vanyel: my nipples have never gotten hard wob: are you dead? -- wob, concerned Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% Kes: hmmm Kes: ahem Kes: la la la la.... Kes: ok boys.... hit it Kes: Moni goes to Shower Kes: do you see what I see? Kes: a femme, a femme, a soapy lathered femme Kes: with toys piled high as her box Kes: do you hear what I hear? Kes: a moan, a groan, the sound of the silicon bone Kes: while waiting for her dyke to come home.... -- Kestrel gets musical Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% Vanyel: I fucking hate this job Kes: the best time to look for a new job is while you still have one... go for it! Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: the best time to look for a job is when othe rocmpanies are laying off people like you Cyrano: the best time to look for a job is after your confidence has been supercharged by a 7AM blowjob Kes: hahahah... words of truth -- Cyrano tells the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% Paris: i like to say sodomy Manuka: woo! -- Manuka likes sodomy too, eh? Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% Cyrano: a vaginal flask would probably be the ideal temp for refluxing ethyl ether Kestrel: SNORK marcie: you are all weirdos -- weirdos. Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2001 %% Cyrano wonders what the elastic modulus of the female ass is Kesticle: depends querk: how many foot pounds can you drop on it? Cyrano: definitely not an elastic collision querk: what is the Newton limit? Cyrano: hell with newton querk: the friction coefficient querk: the normal force Cyrano: some people you have to be worried more about Keplers laws querk: ahahah querk: man. RUg burn on the ass is NO laughing matter Vanyel: rofl querk: neither is linolium burn Vanyel: i love you guys -- the crew discussing academic matters Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 November 2001 %% Vanyel: i want some heroin. Vanyel: I wanna sit here drooling all over myself when the lusers approach Vanyel: I can see it now marcie: heheheh Cyrano: no Cyrano: you want to make them crumple and drool Cyrano: wait Cyrano: they do that already Vanyel: "hey leo? we need to make sybase accounts all uid 0 now, ok? thaaaanks" Vanyel: *droool* Vanyel: "uhh, when do you thin that'll be done?" Vanyel: *droooooooooooooooooooooooool* Vanyel: "maybe by tomorrow?" Vanyel: *choke* Vanyel: "ok, by friday!" Vanyel: *droooool* marcie: hehehehehe Vanyel: "thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks!" -- Vanyel and his lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 November 2001 %% Moni: I like to impregnant bovine in my spare time -- Moni on *her* sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 November 2001 %% Cyrano: it's funny tying someone up with saran wrap when they don't believe it can be done -- Cyrano on his sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 November 2001 %% *** K has been disconnected Kestrel: "and jeee-ZUZ smote the babbling fools connection, rending it asunder -- Kestrel preaching the werd Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 November 2001 %% Cerberus: huhuh, Cerberus: they found thrax in my zipcode Cerberus: the dept of state mail facility is a mile or so away from me wob: ahahaha Cerberus: i held my breath for like two days. it sucked. marcie: THRAXBOY wob: thraxboy wob: apparently you didnt hold it long enough! Cerberus: apparently not. meg: when he dies you guys wont think it's so funny Kestrel: wanna bet? Moni: this _is_ EN ya know Kestrel: exactly wob: yeah really, its party time at his funeral Cerberus: if I die - I'm getting my balls bronzed and sending them to wob for a computer monitor trinket. meg: not like any of us would know anyway wob: awesome wob: I'll mount them like I would a moose head marcie: w00p Kestrel: make them into tracballs wob: HAHAHAH -- the crew planning Cerb's funeral Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 2001 %% wob: i swear i hang out with a bunch of plague ridden retards -- wob complaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 2001 %% Moni: The cashew's closest relative is the mango Moni: odd Moni: a nut and a fruit related Moni: hmm..sounds like my family -- Moni, regarding her loving family Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 2001 %% IGadget: jer also has one that is "he doesnt just have issues, he has a life time subscription." which I think of every time I talk to K -- IGadget firing a shot in the quote war Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 November 2001 %% marcie: i never needed to breathe through my ears until i started dating girls IGadget: Ive always dated girls, the only thing I became skilled at was breathing through their nose -- IGadget with nary a clue, poor thing Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 November 2001 %% IGadget: ahh ok thatsa good, Im humg like a T-rex Caroline: what Caroline: extinct? -- Caroline the sweet and innocent Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 November 2001 %% Slayer: marcie, i have a confession to make marcie: okay marcie: tell aunt marcie Slayer: i'm not really a fat white 27 year old man. in actuality i'm a slender attractive 19 year old exotic dancer. marcie: you hide it well, slay marcie: you hide it well. Slayer: i've been fooling yall all these years marcie: we were indeed well fooled Slayer: now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to buy wall to wall full length mirrors and find a few lesbians marcie: do carry on marcie: and make sure i get a copy of the videotape -- Slayer living his fantasy Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 November 2001 %% Moni: ooo../me eats herself saundo blinks saundo: marcie saundo: cut and paste that marcie: ahahahah Moni: lunch :> saundo: ahahahaha saundo koffs Moni: : Moni: > Moni: hm Moni: i've eaten my smile saundo: ahahahah saundo: you ARE hungry -- Moni and Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 November 2001 %% *Vanyel* i'm gonna take three people, and you KNOW which three... and fly them up into the himalayas and drop them off with nothing buit a set of steak knives and a TV camera crew -- Vanyel with a plan Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 2001 %% Vanyel: anyone here use microsoft outlook? AQUAMAN: Only as a coaster. -- Aquaman the Microsoft fan Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 2001 %% marcie: every straight man in the history of the multiverse wants to see two chicks get it on marcie: probably my dad among them Slayer: no Vanyel: only if I can help. marcie: sick as that is Slayer: sometimes it's 3 marcie: heheh marcie: well yah Slayer: or 4 Slayer: 5 even Slayer: 6 maybe Slayer: 7 and a goat Vanyel: 8 and topaz Slayer: goddamit i'm eating Slayer: or was Vanyel: if your enot gonna finish that, i'm hungry marcie: hee Moni gets it on with marcie Vanyel helps marcie: awesome. Vanyel: I BROUGHT MY POWER TOOLS! marcie: YEAH -- the usual sickness Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 2001 %% Cyrano: In the same spirit as the long-running Sun-Managers mailing list, Cyrano: there now exists a Linux-Managers mailing list, hosted on the same Cyrano: machine. Cyrano: http://www.linuxmanagers.org Vanyel: before i look. Vanyel: that IS a joke, right? Cyrano: nyet, gospodin Vanyel: so its actually a group of linux people, trying to emulate sun managers? Vanyel: their faq missed a poijnt Vanyel: 1.7) How can i read this list without laughing milk out my nose? -- Vanyel, the BSD boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 November 2001 %% carrye: does auggie still have a homepage? marcie: dunno carrye: hrmph carrye: stupid billy marcie: ask billy marcie: or van carrye: van is clueless marcie: uh. marcie: van hosts auggie. Vanyel: oh really Jake: yer ugly too van Jake: hehehe techs: oh this should be good. marcie: yeah van marcie: and your tits are too big Vanyel: bash-2.03# apachectl stop MoniOut: unlike marcie's which are perfect Al: hahah Vanyel: /usr/sbin/apachectl stop: httpd stopped marcie: harharharh Vanyel: nope Vanyel: auggie does not have a webpage. marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Jake: hahahaha Al: werd to the nazi admins carrye: you ass carrye: vanyel carrye: :( Frayed: auggie's still around? I thought they would've self-destructed by now Vanyel: you told me to bite you Vanyel: consider yourself bitten. carrye cries Vanyel: mmm Vanyel: i love it when they cry. *** carrye has been disconnected Vanyel: it makes the bofh in me feel energised anew marcie: YEAH Jake: hahahahahaha Vanyel: i think ic an survive another day or two at AOL now marcie: werd. -- Vanyel the nazi BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 November 2001 %% Cyrano: I remember the first time I crashed os x Cyrano: all I did was untar a 3gb file Cyrano: containing 80000 files -- can't think why the Mac crashed... Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 November 2001 %% brawk: Married men live longer than single men. Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: cuz their wives wont let them die w/o permission -- Vanyel's not bitter Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 November 2001 %% K-yel: my chat.yahoo.com chicks are in the house K-yel: my one stalker cant leave me alone K-yel: she wants some K IGosleep: just poll the quotes file for random strings from him meg: GOD DRINKS PEE Mord: Special K more like. K-yel: meg i thought you were afriend elric: yah... I could probably adapt something from my irc bot script meg: sorry k i thought you were too K-yel: i'm going to have to ignore you, or i'll go to hell along with you Slayer: fuck jesus IGosleep is now ignoring slayer K-yel: niggers 2:11 - Thou shalt take xanax and drink beer, against caution of your doctors *** K-yel is now known as Vanyel -- the crew making a K-bot Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 November 2001 %% Kestrel: hells bells, SHOW them something about the wild side...heheheeh Moni: ohh..i think they've seen too much excitement Kestrel: "these are chaps, this is a thumb restraint and this...THIS is the TwatBlaster 6000!!!" -- Kes giving Moni suggestions on sex-ed class Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 November 2001 %% Beastie: i want to set myself on fire and drive down the interstate Beastie: wrapped in an america flag with big speakers blaring god bless america over nad over Beastie: simply to be on cnn wob: sounds like something hunter s thompson would do wob: and if you DO it wob: i'll go with you Cyrano: taco sauce Beastie: sounds like something tray l britt would do Beastie: you can be my driver wob: awesome wob: i'm there Beastie: and mster of ceremony wob: im gonna have a 3foot bong between my legs as we cruise wob: maybe a nice american flag soaked in ether laid accross the dashboard Beastie: i thought you had turned gung ho patriotic wob: pahaha wob: yeah right -- Beastie with a dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 November 2001 %% Vanyel: all of a sudden, my term type goes weird Soney: it's gremlins Kestrel: it's the hooded flesh snake!! Kestrel: RUN! *** Vanyel has been disconnected Kestrel: see? -- Kestrel making Dire Predictions Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2001 %% Kestrel: the canadians are offering assitance in the war Kestrel: 2 battle ships Cyrano: "war" Cyrano: those wacky canadians Kestrel: it's a war, make no mistake Kestrel: 600 troops Cyrano: hm Cyrano: wonder what side Quebec is taking Kestrel: 16 fighter aircraft Kestrel: after the exchange rate I wonder what we'll do with the canoe, 2 mounties and the flying squirel Cyrano: ahahahah -- Kestrel on our friendly neighbors Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 November 2001 %% Cyrano: most annoying thing about darvocet Cyrano: I can't tell if my legs are there or not -- Cyrano on drugs (so to speak) Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 November 2001 %% cuinhell: tits. Vanyel: no wonder i've been in such a jovial mood -- huh huh, huh huh Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 November 2001 %% ed: your official position on lusers? marcie: position "on" lusers? boot on neck, preferably ed: that'll pass. ed: I was looking for 6 feet under marcie: ed, death isn't as much fun as torture. ed: I didn't say they'd be dead, or in an airtight box -- marcie and ed bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 October 2001 %% Slayer: i can't believe this house doesn't have mustard in it IGadget: I thought fairys just have wings...they have tails too? Vanyel: I could take a shit in a piece of bread for you Vanyel: it looks kinda yellow Megs hands slay mustard Slayer: you should eat less curry IGadget: pardon me do you have any grey poopon? Megs: eww Vanyel: ahahaha Vanyel: AHAHAHAHAHAHA Vanyel: holy shit gadget Vanyel: you said something funny! Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Slayer: that's the first funny thing he's ever said IGadget: occasionally I slip up -- IGadget paying his dues Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 October 2001 %% Slayer: today i dreamed i went to church Slayer: that's it Vanyel: oph Vanyel: so whats up slay Slayer: oh and i had sex with my mother IGadget: is that the first nightmare you have had in a while? -- Slayer with problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 October 2001 %% Vanyel: i fucking HATE UPS Vanyel: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE IndyJ: that swedish penis pump didnt arrive on time eh van? Vanyel: no, that came via usps Vanyel: ups lost my realdoll IndyJ: those bastards -- IndyJ empathizing Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 October 2001 %% sunbeam: i've got an attitude problem that pops up occasionally Cyrano: occasionally? sunbeam: ok, hardly ever -- sunbeam lies Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 October 2001 %% Moni: 13 years of vegetariasm..ruined by one taste of Leo meat -- Moni, converted Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2001 %% Vanyel: ok Vanyel: wanna know the definition of scary? marcie: of course Vanyel: seeing your sisters pic on hot or not marcie: ahahahhaHAHAHAhAHrHArHarHarHaRHaRHARASRQ@#$!@Q3 -- amihotornot.com awaits! Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 October 2001 %% saundo: jesus does not love me saundo: or else he would have replied to my email -- saundo, the quotable Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 October 2001 %% marcie: "jeezus loves yew!" saundo: "jeezus is your frieeeeeeeend" saundo: "come to jesus" cuinhell: come to butthead marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA saundo: let us saundo: friends, let us saundo: score marcie: jeezus loves you and so do i, saundo -- the crew getting religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 October 2001 %% Vanyel: i'm takingmy ass out shopping Vanyel: for some headphones marcie: liar Vanyel: or saundo: yeah marcie: you're just going to frys so you'll look cool marcie: ;) Vanyel: well that too Vanyel: i'm gonna go pick up chicks at frys -- Vanyel being a big, big nerd Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 2001 %% *** Kestrel has entered room 'Main' Kestrel: is it normal when you bend over to pick up a 100lb box your left nut goes KERBLAM? Kestrel: ok, I have to go find a mop... *** Kestrel has left the room marcafk: allllllllllllllllllllrightythenbyebyenow -- Kestrel leaving us worried Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 2001 %% Al: HOLY SHIT Al: HOLY FUCKING SHIT Al: HOLY SHIT Al: WOW marcie: uh marcie: al? Al: WOW THING! Al: WOW!!! cuinhell: uh. Vanyel: uhhh Al has wireless ethernet. Vanyel: hey al Vanyel: did you just score? Vanyel: oh marcie: hahahahah Al just plugged it in marcie: you geek. Vanyel: almost as good. -- Al being a geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2001 %% Moni: nothing like a hardon in leather pants Vanyel: whatever you do dont wear boots Moni plots marcie: don't listen to him marcie: wear boots. Moni: boots are a must with leather pants Vanyel: marcie, i'll hit you with my erection from HERE marcie: h0h0h0 IGadget: detachable? Vanyel: detachable? hell, its LAUNCHABLE! Moni: gonna hit afganastan Moni: Van's penis bomb Vanyel: I CAN FUCK A WOMAN FROM 3,000 MILES AWAY BY REMOTE CONTROL IGadget: vanyel w/ Kung Fu Actuion Grip Vanyel: GUIDED CRUISE PENIS! marcie: HAHAHAHAHAH Moni: bwahahahahahaha Vanyel: tho the missle video is ... interesting Vanyel: now THATS something I wanna see on CNN Vanyel: bernard shaw at a desk Vanyel: "We are now viewing guided cruise penis footage from afganastan" marcie: ahahahhaa Moni: releases spooge upon impact Vanyel: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT~! Moni: toxic spooge Vanyel: they arent cirumcized Vanyel: OH MY GOD THATS GROSS! IGadget ponders putting a wireless spy camera in a vibrator Moni giggles Vanyel: the foreskin comes back to release multiple impact reentry veichles Vanyel: anyway Vanyel: i better quit while i'm ahead Vanyel: err a head. Vanyel: yeah marcie: *ba boom CHING* -- GUIDED CRUISE PENIS! Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2001 %% Vanyel: the sweedish flatulent Vanyel: un de hoo de oun de hut de hoo cuinhell: hahahahahaha Vanyel: onn dit de oon dit de on FART FART FART cuinhell: GAHAHAHAHAHA -- bork! Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 September 2001 %% sunbeam: deranged women need love too -- no comment Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 September 2001 %% Slayer: there's nothing quite as self indulging as masturbating to the 1812 overture and then applauding afterward -- Slayer warming our hearts yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 September 2001 %% Vanyel: NARF NARF FLEENBLE KILL MY BOSS -- Vanyel having a fit Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 September 2001 %% wob: im telling you, we need to pool our money and by an island wob: buy wob: then it'll all be good. wob: we'll brew our own beer, grow or own weed... Vanyel: we could always declare ouyrselves a native american tribe, and get a reservation wob: we'll make sarge our local law enforcement ;) Vanyel: till we get the island at least manuka: we can make monty the village idiot wob: perfect -- Manuka with an idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 September 2001 %% K: should we all sacrifice our firstborns? Vanyel: only your mom should -- K getting dissed yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2001 %% Vanyel: all bras should have explosive bolts, in case of emergencies -- Vanyel plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2001 %% Beastie: smoking the last cigarette in the house always makes me feel empty -- Beastie having an existential crisis Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 2001 %% K: i just killed some ugly people IG_atwrk: shot yourself in the foot? -- K and IG Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 August 2001 %% marcie: layoffs, baybee Soney: ugh Beastie: glad i'm not it Soney: that makes how many of us now? Beastie: i knew being a loser would pan out for me eventually -- Beastie Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 August 2001 %% Vanyel: anyone running irix in front of a firewall is an idiot anyway Vanyel: irix is like Xi: telnetd Vanyel: the unlocked volkswagen of the unix world Xi: 6.15m or something resolves the issue Vanyel: securing irix is like... putting a sign in that car that says "no radio" Xi: gots no stereo pablo, please attack the beemer next to me Vanyel: OH! NO RADIO? well jeez Vanyel: i'll go get this car that takes a full minute to steal Vanyel: instaod of the s bug that takes about 3 seconds Vanyel: oooo. Vanyel: kittie. Vanyel: i love this band marcie: harhharhARHAHRAHrAHrAHrHarharAHSE$Q!@34qjwefaaaldf *Vanyel* NO RADIO! Xi: SPIT Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: iu'm gonnas tart a heavy metal band Vanyel: and call it NO RADIO marcie: HAHHAHAHA marcie: dew it Vanyel: the cover of my first CD will be a pic of a ferrarri Vanyel: witha "no radio" dign in it Vanyel: itll be a cd full of static and feedback Vanyel: cyz DUH Vanyel: I GOT NO RADIO TO PLAY IT ON Vanyel: heez Vanyel: NO RADIO! marcie: you are such a freak -- Vanyel, very drunk Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 August 2001 %% Slayer: if my mom were cuter and not such a bitch and not my mom she'd make a good girlfriend -- Slayer loving on his momma Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 August 2001 %% Vanyel: GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DOG DICK SUCKING MICROSOFT WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER USING 300lb NAKED ASS FARMERS Vanyel: AURGH Vanyel: I HATE management. -- Vanyel with another impressive tirade Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 August 2001 %% Cyrano: so nuke them and hire me Kestrel: I would love to james Kestrel: we would have fun Kestrel: and probably avoid most charges Xi: ahahah Cyrano: rofl Cyrano: I'll bring the high voltage, you bring the ammunition Cyrano: we could work on siege engines on the weekends Cyrano: always wanted to launch watermelons with a trebuchet -- Kes and Cyrano plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 August 2001 %% Vanyel: jerod, when was the last time you got laid cuinhell: don't you remember the special time we shared? cuinhell: *sniff* you fucker. -- Vanyel acting JUST LIKE A MAN ;) Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 August 2001 %% elric: I feel the need to shoot someone and this is as close as I can get legally -- Elric explaining his luv for EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2001 %% haley: i'm more interested in cultures anyway, but i've thought about being a mortician. heh. Monty: mortuary science can be done in 2 years Jake: least yer customers won't talk back to you -- Jake with vocational guidance Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 August 2001 %% Vanyel: I hate my users. Vanyel: and this is beyond normal hate. marcie: good marcie: hone your rage, my apprentice marcie: nurture your hatred Vanyel: this is beyond the hate that the montagues had for the capulets Vanyel: beyond the hate that khan had for kirk marcie: excellent, excellent *** Paris has entered room 'Main' elric: I dunno... Khan really hated Kirk alot marcie: and you think that compares to the depths of hatred a BOFH has for his lusers? elric: For hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee marcie: ha! elric: I hate my lusers, but I guess I've lived with it for so long that I've grown accustomed to it Vanyel: i was also going to say more than whatshisface hatead the whale elric: I havent tried to kill any of them. Just their processes -- elric and vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 August 2001 %% Cyrano: never mistake an ant for a chocolate sprinkle -- Cyrano with words of wisdom Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 August 2001 %% marcie: so marcie: what's everyone been doing in my absence? marcie: besides saving quotes for me, i mean ;) Vanyel: pining for you marcie: i knew it -- marcie being loved Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 August 2001 %% Moni: i was at a sex party this weekend (women only) and some woman's cell phone rang. cuinhell: who was it in? -- cuinhell wanting details Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 2001 %% cuinhell: i want a cell phone that screams "you've got a fucking call!" Xi: now if you could integrate that with caller id wob: and it gets ruder with each ring wob: "ANSWER ME ASSHOLE" cuinhell: "ANSWER ME ASSHOLE, DON'T LET ME RING IN PUBLIC" Moni: hmm wob: "FUCKING ANSWER ME COCKSUCKER" -- 8th ring -- technological progress hard at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 2001 %% Slayer: i accidentally traumatized the hell out of a kitten last night Slayer: he was in the hall looking at berkeley Slayer: so i come out of my room to go piss and he jumps, towards berkeley Slayer: who he now notices is a lot closer to his little self Slayer: so then he looks back at me, who is also now a lot closer Slayer: so there's this little .02 gram kitten sandwiched between me and a large cat Raist: lo ppl Slayer: so he casts a spell and polymorphs into a 4" diamete orange porquepine Slayer: doesn't make one sound Slayer: just stands there and grows spikes Xi: ahahahaha Slayer: and then, of course, being the good father figure that i am, goes "fffsssttt!!!!" causing him to leap approximately 89.34 feet straight up into the air -- Slayer being a nice daddy Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 2001 %% cuinhell: i wonder if I could run for pope Xi: you aren't the pope? cuinhell: time for a little fucking catholic reform Xi: you lied Xi: fucker cuinhell: FROM NOW ON ALL CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL OUTFITS WILL BE SANS PANTIES -- cuinhell laying down THE LAW Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 2001 %% Manuka: ok, hang on, about to upload marcie: i don't want to hear about your sex life, dude Manuka: *spew* marcie: O:) -- Manuka, who loves it, really Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 July 2001 %% Vanyel: i once had a dream that i woke up and found an O2 in my bed -- Vanyel overdoing it Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 June 2001 %% *** Sarge has been disconnected *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' Jake: problems sarge? Sarge: damn it Sarge: yeah Sarge: I mentioned unix and our NT proxies didn't like that marcie: ahahahhah -- Sarge and the Evil Empire Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 June 2001 %% cuinhell: i'd be concerned about my asshole being reamed *** Courtney has been disconnected Vanyel: ITS PAINFUL -- Vanyel talking about Sparc Classics, but who can tell, really? Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 June 2001 %% Vanyel: i once made the mistake of showing marcies quote file to a girl iwas dating -- ha! Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 June 2001 %% Cyrano: I need to go live in a cave or something until this whole internet thing blows over -- Cyrano being anti-social Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2001 %% Jake: I'm gonna make my own OS thats based off of abstract quotes from the bible Jake: thou hath forsaken me! = error -- Jake with a good idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2001 %% cuinhell: still got the taste of cock in your mouth eh? Jake: I'm gonna die -- Jake in distress Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2001 %% Slayer: hey lid, have you ever masturbated with fruit or vegetables? Vanyel: she has sex with K Vanyel: isnt that the same thing? Vanyel: he's a fruit, at least inteh closet Vanyel: and hes'a vegetable most of the time -- hee. Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 June 2001 %% cuinhell: dammit, i need more websites to mirror JakeAFK: I need a WHORE! marcie: different strokes for different folks -- the boys having needs Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 June 2001 %% Soney: i am being a bad girl Jake: w0rd Dr_Moni: spankings for you Soney: yes Soney: spank me Soney: :) Jake: but I gotta be drunk first Soney: why? Jake: dunno, why not? marcie: so he doesn't feel bad about fantasizing that you're really slayer Vanyel: SNORK Jake: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Vanyel: marcie. marcie bows Vanyel: I love you. marcie: i know. Soney: shit Dr_Moni: Marcie scores Jake: marcie is still the champion -- I rule. Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 2001 %% Soney: you guys hear about the lady in houston killing her 5 children? Vanyel: i guess she couldnt get a sitter -- Vanyel, a terrible man Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2001 %% Xi: anybody ever mess with one of these orinoco/lucent AP-1000s? Sarge: I had an affair with one once, but I don't like to talk about it -- Sarge's shameful confession Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2001 %% brawk: You just want her for her mind. Vanyel: no Vanyel: her body, too marcie: ahahahahaa -- Vanyel seducing the girlies Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2001 %% Soney: i hate it when lunch smells like bug spray -- Soney having problems at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2001 %% Slayer: is k having a species crisis? -- Slayer showing concern Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2001 %% Xi: what a boring day here at work so far Vanyel licks the whole ascii character set upon marcie Xi: whoa -- Xi getting entertained Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2001 %% wob: I COUDL EAT OUT THE ASS END OF A MENSTRATIN' SKUNK -- wob having a spasm Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 2001 %% Lia: Slayer: man. the disney channel is better than porn. Lia: cuinhell: i have never seen anything on disney worth wanking to DKwork: cu doens'tl ike wanking to disney's princesses? Cyrano: he's still stuck on the little mermaid lia Lia: oh DKwork: hmm. b-day cake downstairs. brb. Lia: hell Lia: I always thought it was "101 Dalmatians" Cyrano: ahahahahah -- Slayer getting dissed yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 2001 %% marcie: why do people insist on making me want to kill them slowly with a blunt object cuinhell: marcie: that's just one of the little joys in life we have to make time for -- cuinhell and marcie being sysadmins Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2001 %% marcie: jerod marcie: i pooped a long, streamlined turd this morning marcie: i thought of you cuinhell: YES! cuinhell: awesome. marcie: i thought about taking a picture for you cuinhell: i nub j00 too marcie: but it was too early to go up and get my camera cuinhell: harhahrar marcie: i was tired marcie: ;) cuinhell: gahaha cuinhell: worn out from that splendid poop marcie: damn right marcie: actually, it was effortless marcie: streamlined, like i said cuinhell: oh cuinhell: well then cuinhell: damn your black heart marcie: *zzzzzlip* *splash* "cool!" cuinhell: harhahr marcie: but it was also 6:30 in the morning cuinhell: hehe marcie: so marcie: no pics cuinhell: i shall name my next good turd after you. marcie: awesome. marcie: think of me when you flush it. cuinhell: hahah -- cuinhell and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2001 %% Vanyel: spiral penises are rare -- I bloody well hope so Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2001 %% Vanyel: martin short and rosie odonnel shoud habve a kid Xi: ack cuinhell: NO! Vanyel: just to see what the ugliest stupidest human would LOOK like cuinhell: DO YOU WISH TO BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE> -- cuinhell twitching Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 2001 %% Cyrano: cool Cyrano: botulinus toxin has an LD50 of 7 x 10^-9 mg/kg Cyrano: so assuming 80kg per person and 6 billion people Kes: WTF are you doing fucking with botox? Cyrano: 5g would be enough to wipe out the human race distributed properly Kes: nevermind -- Cyrano plotting to take over the world Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 2001 %% Vanyel: GODDAMN FINGERSUCKING DICKBITING SHITLICKING DAUGHTERFUCKING FOREST TICK HAVING SHOE LICKING ASS HAIR REMOVERS cuinhell: awesome. Vanyel: ooh Vanyel: that felt good. -- Vanyel letting out his frustrations Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 2001 %% Kesticle: I just realized the only two bbs people I met I boned.... wob: HAHAHAHAHAH Marianne: lovely Kesticle: I must never meet slay Sarge: haha wob: hahahah marcie: ahahahahahahhahaAHAHhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAhharhaHRAHrArhAjr4qw3o48rjas9 efjasf Cyrano: rofl -- Kestrel, that slut Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2001 %% Sarge: visio has a crime scene add on cuinhell: cool cuinhell: chalk outlines? cuinhell: of goats? Sarge: I think all my network diagrams will have a dead guy in them now cuinhell: HARHAHRAR Sarge: I shall label him user -- Sarge blossoming into a BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2001 %% *Vanyel* nothing grates my years more than, "dont say that, 'm ugly" Vanyel> oh yah *Vanyel* its the aural equivilant to princess in a bikini *Vanyel* and you can quote that -- Vanyel the inimitable Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 June 2001 %% Slayer: so there goes the 'southern belle' stereotype i guess marcie: you should have known that when you met me Vanyel: bell maybe Slayer: marcie, compared to carrye you're a gentle southern magnolia blossom carrye: slayer. marcie: bwahahaha Al: HAHAHAHAHA marcie: wr0d. -- there ya go, carrye! *smooch* Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 June 2001 %% cuinhell: the janet reno lubed fist of death -- I dunno, I thought it was funny Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 June 2001 %% Xi: alternately we could lock him in a room with barbara striesand rockjock: ok, that would be cruel and unusual -- the geeks on Tim McVeigh's execution Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 June 2001 %% Vanyel: so the cops should shoot anyone that sits around not doing anything? Slayer: yes Vanyel: ian, answer the door, its an police officer to see slay Vanyel: and be sure and put down a dropcloth -- Vanyel with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 June 2001 %% cuinhell: how about IP over yarn? Vanyel: for those of us that cant get dsl Vanyel: thatll work Vanyel: but you;'d have to tunnel it over twine cuinhell: hey mom, knit me an OC3 please *** marcafk is now known as marcie Jake: marcie Xi: a knitted sonet ring cuinhell: harhahrar Vanyel: yep cuinhell: and crochet'd microwave towers Xi: gotta watch out for the kitties Xi: one meowmeow could drop your whole SHINS ring cuinhell: QUICK< I NEED ANOTHER NEEDLEPOINT CSU/DSU STAT! cuinhell: oh my god Jake: I wish someone could knit me a beer cuinhell: kitties would be the scourge of twine/yarn nets Xi: yes Xi: bad mr. kitty Soney: go go gadget kitty Xi purrs. -- a new RFC! Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2001 %% Slayer: i just had to say something out loud that i thought i wouldn't have to say for at least another 15 or 20 years Slayer: "stop fucking your pregnant sister" -- Slayer seeing his family on TV, we think Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2001 %% Xi: cu, you blew up the crapper next to the fridge right? cuinhell: xi: yes Xi: good, i know which room to avoid cuinhell: go *** Xi is now known as xi-ttm cuinhell: tell me if it stinks cuinhell: i dare you *** xi-ttm is now known as Xi Xi: alright, I just saw the cleaning lady cuinhell: HAHAHHAA Xi: she's headed towards cu's deposit point in a HAZMAT suit cuinhell: was she crying? -- cuinhell and Xi Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2001 %% cuinhell: my penis just broke. -- cuinhell doing God only knows what Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2001 %% Vanyel: marcie marcie: :) Vanyel: imgonna build you a 2 stroke penis Vanyel: actually, that sounded bad -- oops. Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2001 %% Soney: I HATE FUCKING MOVING cuinhell: THEN LAY STILL GODDAMMIT -- cuinhell and soney, woo woo! Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2001 %% Slayer: i think i'm going to become gay and find a black boyfriend marcie: excellent Lia: cool DKwork: slayer, go for it. you might end up with a better chance of getting laid. Lia: the 12 year olds of the world can breathe a sigh of relief Slayer: lia, there are still 12 year old black boys Lia: *sigh* Lia: I give up -- Lia making her last attempt Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 June 2001 %% Soney: my whole arm hurts now cuinhell: fine. I'll take over finger banging you, just stop complaining about it. :P -- cuinhell being sensitive Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2001 %% cuinhell: wow, my boss just displayed spine! -- cuinhell loving his job Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2001 %% cuinhell shoves his tww through leo's eardrum and commences to piss. Vanyel: cool Dr_Moni: just singing in the rain, just singing in the rain.. what a wonderful feeeeling, i'm happy again... -- Moni the musician Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2001 %% Slayer: why is it difficult to find men whgo are single, sensitive, caring, and good looking? -- Slayer looking for love Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2001 %% Vanyel: oh jeez Vanyel: i was expecting a much better comback than that cuinhell: i'm too stunned by complicated viso drawings to make snappy comebacks Vanyel: ah cuinhell: i have the 1000 yard office stare -- cuinhell, the veteran Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2001 %% Sarge: bend over jake Jake bends over Sarge: good little bitch boy Jake: man this has been a bad day... -- Jake having a bad day Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 May 2001 %% wob: you have friends? Soney: AHAHAHAHA Sarge: well they are plastic and blow up, but yeah wob: well those count Sarge: ok Sarge: then yes cuinhell: they FUCK you at the drive through Sarge: my friends? or the drive through people? wob: both Sarge: well shit Sarge: I need to move and find better drive throughs then Sarge: all I get here is cold fries cuinhell: had to put brads double cheeseburger under a microscope to find any meat on it cuinhell: kinda like sarge's crotch wob: knew that was coming cuinhell: i tried to resist Sarge: yeah well what can I say, it's small but does it's biological function cuinhell: like many other virii Sarge: yep -- Sarge being cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 May 2001 %% Kestrel: may your bunghole spontaneously ignite Kestrel: hmm.... you'd have a .... flaming asshole Kestrel: you could be MY BOSS! -- Kesticle being a funny boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2001 %% Kestrel is a english chick Vanyel: afk to go drool over english chick at lunch -- aww, how cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2001 %% Sarge: I can't get the web to work DKwork: "can't get the web to work" and we wonder why help desk people go insane.. -- DK the techie Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2001 %% Cyrano: nothing beats the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with magtapes -- Cyrano quoting an unknown source Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 May 2001 %% Soney: i need eye drops cuinhell: ok, lemme whip you up a batch cuinhell: *wankwankwankwankwank* -- cuinhell, the perfect gentleman Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2001 %% Slayer: why do my armpits smell like coffee beans -- Slayer pondering the $6mil question Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2001 %% ChinaCat: revenge is a dish best served with chorus girls and a 78-piece orchestra -- ChinaCat adapting Klingon proverbs Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 April 2001 %% Vanyel: my fucking upstairs neighbors are blasting rap Vanyel: so i'm blasting cyndi lauper Slayer: as racial tension continues in fremont -- live from the front Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 April 2001 %% cuinhell: christ was made of spun sugar Slayer: spun sugar is the national food of heaven cuinhell: you won't find THAT in the bible -- sugar high! Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 March 2001 %% wob: MY MOMMY GAVE BIRTH TO ME THRU HER VAGINAL CANAL wob: the word "mommy" and "vaginal" should be illegal to use in the same sentence Vanyel: i was just about to say that -- sick fucks. Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 March 2001 %% Cyrano: it's like salmon returning to its birthplace Cyrano: but without the spawning opportunities -- Cyrano on Usenix Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 March 2001 %% taco: hey, were yall visited by little girls at your doorstep lately? cuinhell: yes. cuinhell: and a few days later the police. -- cuinhell the perv Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 March 2001 %% cuinhell: dweez, you ignorant slut dweez: cu dweez: i love you man cuinhell: if you loved me you would use more lube -- dweez and cu feelin' the luv Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 March 2001 %% ed_wk: I think my PHB damaged his point over the weekend. -- Ed, on his pointy-haired boss Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 February 2001 %% Slayer: id' have sex with a lot of pepole that i dont think are all that attractive -- and he's still not getting laid Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 February 2001 %% Moni: i had a salad bar for lunch Moni: i ate the entire salad bar -- Moni during PMS Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 February 2001 %% *** Jake has left the room: *plop* Kestrel: jake left a klingon behind marcafk: his shit has no honor K: oink cuinhell: hahah marcafk: if he were any other shitter, i would kill him where he stands *** marcafk is now known as marcie cuinhell: gahahaha -- marcie the Trek geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 February 2001 %% Vanyel: I was at frys when it hit, i thought i was just woozy -- Vanyel on an earthquake Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 2001 %% Vanyel: the workplace is no place for crying bratty children Dr_Moni laughs marcie: yes. Vanyel: we have plenty of crying braty adults here marcie: ahahahahahah Vanyel: the kids shold set a better example. -- Vanyel's workplace Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 February 2001 %% marcie: i'd give van a blowjob if i didn't hate sucking cock marcie: O:) *** K has been disconnected Vanyel: youd choke on my anyay marcie: bwahahahahaha marcie: marcie: i'd give van a blowjob if i didn't hate sucking cock marcie: marcie: O:) marcie: *** K has been disconnected Vanyel: ahahAHaHahHaHahaHAH cuinhell: *chortle* Vanyel: K was jealouys marcie: yes Soney: gahahaha marcie: yes he was Vanyel: poor boy marcie: HE wanted to suck your cock cuinhell: HAHHAA *** Dr_Moni has entered room 'Main' Dr_Moni: boop Vanyel: i'll let him suck on a potato Vanyel: MONI! marcie: and speaking of blowjobs Dr_Moni preens Soney: monimoni Dr_Moni: i came just in time Dr_Moni: hey Leo Vanyel: AHAHHAHA marcie: so as to speak -- you are all perverts. Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 February 2001 %% cuinhell: isn't that in the bible somewhere? cuinhell: Lo, thee fat fucks shall not lay down with the ferretts and other small furry creatures of mine making." Vanyel: AHAHAHAHAHHA marcie: bwahahahahahah -- cuinhell on why Princess shouldn't own pets Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2001 %% ed: I came home early to jackoff and now I can't get the fucking cat off my lap -- ed in a dilemma Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 February 2001 %% marcie: D 242 Feb 15 rjiovhy@mantramail (1,246) Add inches to your Penis GAURANTEED! marcie: just what i need Manuka: wewt -- Manuka getting all excited Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 February 2001 %% cuinhell: i don't have pet peeves, I have major fucking psychotic hatreds -- cuinhell the sane Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 February 2001 %% Vanyel: *bang bang BANG BANG BANG CRASH* Moni: TUD Moni: "oo..did I get it in?" -- Moni talking about fat people having sex Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 February 2001 %% wob: werd wob: i made it into work in time for lunch Kestrel: bahahaha wob: gotta have priorities! marcafk: you are such a role model for us all *** marcafk is now known as marcie Kestrel boggles wob: thank you wob: i try to lead by example. -- wob, our hero Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 February 2001 %% Sarge: with my luck my wife would flash her tits, someone with a video camera would tape it and then i'd have to call 1-800-flash-tits and pay 49.99$ to buy a video of it just so I can see them whe Sarge: when I want to -- Sarge on Mardi Gras Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 February 2001 %% Kesticle: I had a mental image of marcie wielding the Anal Invader of Death Vanyel: so did my anus Vanyel: i have to go poop now -- Vanyel being scared shitless (har!) Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 February 2001 %% Monty: you'd fuck me if I had tits wob: slay has tits wob: she wont fuck him -- wob makes a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 January 2001 %% Slayer: it's illegal to mail dead animals, right? -- Slayer plotting revenge Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 January 2001 %% Vanyel: holy shit Vanyel: we just elected dan quayle with a facelift -- Vanyel on the esteemed George W Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 January 2001 %% Soney: i think my left breast must be growing -- Soney having problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 January 2001 %% SoneyAFK: I will wank when I get home SoneyAFK: oh yes. i will. querk: woo Jake: ummm how? marcie: werd. Jake: I don't get it *** Cyrano has entered room 'Main' querk: jake. shuddap SoneyAFK teaches Jake about toys querk: wob--explain things to your little shadow Jake: oooh I love it when you talk dirty marcie: WERD!@#! querk: i need to order a little toy SoneyAFK: that short one is like yours, see? SoneyAFK: that longer one there is the REAL DEAL marcie: ahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahaha Jake: hey! -- Soney educating the young'un Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 January 2001 %% Cyrano: off to fantasize about inconol faced chromed stellite sodium filled valves Vanyel: i'm just gonna think about chicks Vanyel: i hope thats okay -- Cyrano trying to corrupt the children Eagle's nest BBS, 21 January 2001 %% Slayer: i fucking hate karaoke with all the blackness of my heart wob: shutup and sing -- wob commanding slay to have a good time Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 2001 %% K: "aaaahhhh!!!!" *goes into shock* K: i need a damn brillo pad to get this scab off Kestrel: let me help Kestrel drags out the belt sander -- Kestrel being helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 2001 %% K: Administration corrupts. Kestrel: yes Kestrel: and su corrupts absolutely -- Kestrel speaks Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 2001 %% Slayer: i wish i weren't so considerate of other people's feelings sometimes -- Slay tells a lie Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 2001 %% Soney: i'll grow a penis Soney: oh wait Sarge 'd pay to see that! Soney: that means I lose use of my brain -- Soney's NOT a man, baybee Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 January 2001 %% ed: I heard like 3 times on different shows and maybe in a book, the expression "I'd like to wear her ass as a hat" ed: more like: "Damn..I'd like to wear her ass as a hat." ed: I'm not sure I understand ed: if you're in the muff that hard, you've gone too far Vanyel: hehehe ed: and you better have tied the 2x4 to your leg, she's suckig you in Vanyel: ed ed: that slurp slurp sound isn't you toungwashing her peehole Vanyel: what the hell do you smoke ed: thats the sound of the venus vagina trap -- ed on a roll Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 January 2001 %% Vanyel: iwanna find a woman that lactates guiness -- Vanyel on his ideal woman Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 January 2001 %% AQUAMAN: yufkghfkgf] AQUAMAN: i've been dropped into a windows for dummies pseudoreality AQUAMAN: i think this is hell -- Aquaman, tortured Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 January 2001 %% wob: gay Slayer: i know you are, what am i Sarge: are you coming out wob? wob: do you want me to? -- wob the h0m0 Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 January 2001 %% marcie: dear jesus, marcie: please do not let these people breed. marcie: love, joy Slayer: dear joy, Slayer: i do not exist. your message has been forwarded to MSN. Slayer: love, god. -- Slayer, the theologian Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 2001 %% Slayer: i fucked a jar of mayonaise just yesterday -- Slayer defending his sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 2001 %% sunbeam: i need a sugar daddy sunbeam: so i don't ever have to work *** Al has entered room 'Main' sunbeam: al i'm accepting applications for a sugar daddy Al: ok Al: what's the salary? Monty: it's not the money Monty: it's the benefits Al: which are...? sunbeam: me, all me sunbeam: you get me Al: hrm. -- Al considering an offer Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 January 2001 %% LUNCHyel: UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT SPURT SQUIRT AAAH! -- Vanyel enjoying himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 January 2001 %% wob: microsoft, dell, and unisys are teaming up to produce a new voting system wob: shit i trust fucking florida voters more than i trust fucking microsoft wob: you know they're gonna fuck it up Slayer: we'll know it was rigged when bill gates is our next president -- wob and slayer predicting the apocalypse Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 January 2001 %% ed_wk: thats what IT is all about ed_wk: using the wrong tool for the wrong job and causing pain along the way -- ed the BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 January 2001 %% Vanyel: jesus christ, it sounds like carrye and an elephant are having sex upstairs -- Vanyel being cruel Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 January 2001 %% Cyrano: Fat-free communion wafers: "I can't believe it's not Jesus!" -- Cyrano being phunny Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 January 2001 %% ed: something about flour, a fat chick and a web-browser brings the best out in me. -- ed, our hero Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 January 2001 %% MsDNA: the counter tops are sticky with god knows WHAT -- the newlywed speaks Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 2001 %% Soney: i wish i was brave enough to go without panties at work -- yeah! Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 2001 %% rockjock: let us bow our heads and pray for the strength to survive another week without killing anybody...at least anybody important -- rockjock praying Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 2001 %% marcie: YOU REDNECK FUCK SlayMS: i can't read -- Slayer the redneck lives Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2001 %% Cyrano: I'm just obsessed with sex, computers and mechanics Cyrano: nothing unusual about that -- LIES! Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2001 %% Cyrano: if sex is like networking Cyrano: does that make women multiport repeaters? Cyrano: maybe BGP5 will include routing support for orgies wob: james you sick fuck -- Cyrano, the sick fuck Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2001 %% linzee: my sister is the popular girl that creates columbine kids -- linzee on sibling rivalry Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2001 %% marcie: isis:/export/home42/laji/Mail -># compress laji_inbox.tar laji_sentmail.tar marcie: compress compress compress DKwork: gzip -9, not compress. Or bzip2 -9 :) marcie: shhh marcie: no gzip on this server Cyrano: -9 is such a waste of cpu though Kes: james you freak of nature Kes: be my one and only Cyrano: and gzip still gets constipated on 2gb+ files occasionally Cyrano: aheh Kes: think of the tragic children we would have marcie: ahahahaha Kes: ultra-geeks, limited social skills, handsome beyond words marcie: i love you guys. -- Cyrano and Kes being all sweet on each other Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 December 2000 %% Vanyel: its been like 2 weeks Vanyel: i'm ready to get laid again Vanyel: i WILL be bringing my camera marcie: cool marcie: it's been marcie: um marcie: 2 days marcie: O:) Vanyel: shut up. marcie: i'm ready to get laid again marcie: ahahahah marcie: NO Moni: shut up Vanyel: SHUT UP Moni: it's been..umm..I've lost count. Vanyel: i hate you all. Moni: three weeks? But, I've been turning people down. Which is rather fun. Kestrel: it's been...um... 4 hours? marcie: bitch. -- Kestrel winning the contest Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 December 2000 %% rockjock: why would you PUT an nfs server on NT?????? rockjock: are you testing how random unavailability of files affects something? -- rockjock the MS weenie Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2000 %% marcie: god, even the mailer daemon from AOL talks down to you -- marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2000 %% MsDNA: oh lord MsDNA: Someone has the runs and left skid marks in the toilet Sarge: haha MsDNA: bah Sarge: yuck MsDNA: I hate that MsDNA: yeh MsDNA: Now I gotta wonder WHO is was? *** wob has left the room brawk: No, you do not. marcafk: HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHA -- wob, the accused Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 December 2000 %% Slayer: i just want a wife who'll fuck animals -- Slayer, who doesn't ask for much, really Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2000 %% wob: i spent my college days well. wob: i learned how to build a bong outa a honey bear -- wob endorsing higher education Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 November 2000 %% Moni: Today is the 1st day of Ramadan Vanyel: muslim Moni: watch out for hungry, angry Musulms -- Moni with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 November 2000 %% sunbeam: ok you fuckers i fixed my washer *** Cerberus has left the room Vanyel: cool Vanyel: youre welcome, for the help sunbeam: i named the funk i found clogging the mech. after you marcie: ahahahahaa Vanyel: cool -- sunbeam playing mechanic Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 2000 %% Vanyel: she shouyld be enraptured at thesight of your genetailia Vanyel: like in pornos brawk: harharhrhahr sunbeam: hahaha Vanyel: she should get that deer-in-the-headlights look marcie: ahahahahahhahahhahahahahaa sunbeam: ahahaha sunbeam: stop it yo're killing me Vanyel: ;) Kestrel: you mean a contemptuous sneer isn't normal? Vanyel: no Kestrel: damn! -- the guys, on begging for sex Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 2000 %% Vanyel: i could use a good fucking, too marcie fucks leo GOOD and HARD Vanyel: yeah. Vanyel: YEAH marcie: *THRUSTTHRUSTTHRUSTTHRUSTTHRUST* Vanyel: uhh Vanyel: wait marcie: O:) Vanyel: you wouldnt need a strapon marcie: SURE I WOULD Vanyel: never mind then. marcie: damn. marcie: oh all RIGHT marcie: kneel. -- marcie and leo loving on each other Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 November 2000 %% meg: a pgv meg: gah meg: i fant' aytpe AQUAMAN: Wookin' pa' nub meg: i suck meg: sober as a wall and i can't type Monty: meggie's drunk! bwhaha. Monty: oh damn. Monty: debunk that theory. Monty: maybe wob's giving her head. h0 h0 h0 AQUAMAN raises an eyebrow meg: if he can do that from work i'll make a bronze statue of him linzee: ahahahah -- meg admiring her hubby Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 November 2000 %% brawk: I vud like a dopple-tall latte homo mit eggstra froth. Paris: hehehe *** Sarge has been disconnected brawk: Hmmm must be homophobic -- brawk, the funny boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 November 2000 %% Soney: yes Soney: 27 and unmarried Soney: with no plans to get married Soney: if I want kids, I think I'll just hit up a friend and have him come over for a while til I get preggo Soney: provided I'm financially stable, of course Slayer: i'll impregnate you Slayer: i don't mind Paris: darwinism is clearly a lie :p -- Paris lamenting Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 November 2000 %% Manuka: goddammit Vanyel: yeah Manuka: jim carrey gets 20 million bucks a picture to act like I do. Manuka: where did I go wrong? Vanyel: solaris. Manuka: ah. -- Vanyel cluing Manuka in Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2000 %% Soney: is semen kosher? -- Soney making dietary plans Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 November 2000 %% Vanyel: yer too cute of a woman Vanyel: youd be a very effiminatele looking man Soney: too feminine? Soney: bleh Vanyel: you;d probably end up getting gay gius hitting on to Vanyel: hitting on you Soney: then they'd see my breasts and take off running Vanyel: thats why you use ace bandages instead of duct tape Vanyel: *clip* *brooOOOING* Vanyel: TAKE THAT! Vanyel: *AUGH!* marcie: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA Soney: I don't think that's even going to hold them down Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA marcie: oh holy shit that's funny marcie: damnit leo Slayer: i'll hold them marcie: STOP MAKING ME LAFF -- Soney's a man, bay-bee! Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 November 2000 %% wob: rj might know wob: he's an MS weenie marcie: he's a republican too marcie: coincidence?\ marcie: I THINK NOT wob: hahahaha Lia: HAHAHAHAHA -- Quasar seeking help on Visual Basic Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 November 2000 %% DKgone: anyways i'm gonna go. have fun discussing politics. DKgone: if any of you decide to miss me, just shoot yourself. Lia: I guess I'm safe then rockjock: lots of safe people in here then ;) Lia 5's rockjock marcie: ahahahhaha DKgone: rj, yes, knowing this place, everybody is safe. myself included. rockjock: :) DKgone: :) Lia: I used to miss you, but then my aim got better rockjock: don't worry, dk, I don't miss very often...except on doves, squirrley little things rockjock: ok, lia, stop that, you're scaring me... rockjock: :) Lia: HAHAHAHAHA Lia: get out my head rj -- Lia and RJ, soulmates Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 November 2000 %% meg: in canada if you want to go home drunk you must go by dogsled -- Meg, on DUIs being a felony in Canada Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2000 %% Vanyel: goddamnit Vanyel: why does shit always break around here whern i get horny Vanyel: afk -- vanyel, the horny Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2000 %% linzee: no one loves me but old strange men linzee: slayer is a good example -- linzee, the loved Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 October 2000 %% marcie: cynthia's machine has been going apeshit for a week marcie: in the middle of the strenuous task of doing NOTHING, it'll blue-screen. cuinhell: it's a lot of work to do nothing marcie: i am amazed by win95's ability to suck so much. cuinhell: i mean, it's not like you can stop doing nothing cuinhell: it just goes on adn on and on -- cuinhell, tech support genius Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 October 2000 %% Vanyel: you know Vanyel: actually, i forgot Vanyel: nevermind -- Vanyel imparting wisdom... we think Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 October 2000 %% Vanyel: due to a rare genetic disorder, i really DO have salad tongs in my panties -- Vanyel being weird Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 October 2000 %% Vanyel: I love introducing people to BOFH marcie: convert them all Vanyel: seeing their innocent, little minds suddenly get warped Vanyel: seeing, for teh first time, the evil grin Vanyel: i imagine thats what being a parent must be like -- Vanyel as a proud daddy Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 October 2000 %% vanyel: i got a monster cable in my pants MsDNA: wooohoo -- MsDNA, enjoying the last few weeks before getting hitched Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 2000 %% marcie: i couldn't get off in time, so we came in halfway through -- it's not what you think, sickos Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 October 2000 %% MsDNA: I'll set up a stand on the corner MsDNA: Free Breast Exams MsDNA: I'll undercut that dirty bum who is doin em for $1.00 Vanyel: i'll pay to give them Vanyel: beat THAT marcie: h0h0h0 MsDNA: ahahaha Vanyel: hrm, that might be a tumor. my tongue can tell for sure -- Vanyel being a dirty old man Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2000 %% Soney: my computer is not going to take manymore toys in it before it dies for good Soney: as it is, if I want to run the CD Burner, I have to shut everything else down or it'll crash cuinhell: soney: disconnect the SCSI vobrator cuinhell: vibrator Soney: cu, that would take ALL the pleasure I get out of this job -- Soney *bzzzzz* Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2000 %% marcie: I AM FUCKING BORED cuinhell: werd. cuinhell: i am too. c: why? marcie: because marcie: there is nothing to do. cuinhell: a week off is too much c: like many other problems in the world, this can be solved through mutual masturbation -- Paris with a good idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2000 %% Monty: you whore. marcie: yes. marcie: but at least i get laid. -- Monty, who never learns Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2000 %% Paris: ignorance is bliss Kestrel: only for the ignorant, it really pisses the rest of us off Lia: good point -- Kesticle speaks words of wisdom Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 October 2000 %% wob: your asshole is gonna thank you later Vanyel: slay would never thank me -- Vanyel and wob on eating Indian food Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 October 2000 %% Monty changes into shorts CUZ I"M A MANAGER AND I"M COOL LIKE THAT Slayer: they have managers at Fisher Prices My First Job? -- Monty getting dissed, part 2 Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 October 2000 %% Monty: this rules. I have a hockey goal light in my room. vanyel: not like you'll ever score in there -- Monty getting dissed Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 October 2000 %% MsDNA: I shall use my nipples to take over the world -- the plot thickens Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 October 2000 %% cuinhell: culkin couldn't act like he was dying if someone shot him in the head -- cuinhell on MacCauley Culkin Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 October 2000 %% Slayer: his stomach gets upset at him because he is an inferior example of homo sapien sapien and should have been plucked from the tree of life long ago Soney: ouch Vanyel: slay Slayer: and a good morning to you all marcie: that's our slay Vanyel: jsut because theres more of you than the average homo sapiens sapiens doesnt mean youre superiour -- Vanyel getting off a zinger Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 October 2000 %% Slayer: every time martha stewart says 'bok choy' i just want to slap her across the face with a maglight -- our beloved Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 2000 %% Vanyel: if my scrotum was running win95, i would never have to worry about kids cuinhell: bwahaha, or erections marcie: ahahahahaha Monty: "why is there a start button on your penis?" cuinhell: press it and find out *** Lia-AFK is now known as Lia Vanyel: where do YOU want to go today? Vanyel: *wink wink* marcie: AHAHAHAHAHAAH Lia: do I want to know? Vanyel: press the start button and find out, lia MsDNA: hehehe cuinhell: GAHAH MsDNA: wooot Lia: um Vanyel: START ME UP Lia: hehehe MsDNA: I can only imagine the tech support cuinhell: doc, ya gotta help me, my penis gp faulted! Vanyel: AHHAHAHAHA Lia: *LOL* Vanyel: just reboot it MsDNA: Press start, go to settings, the cumtrol panel Vanyel gets out teh nutcracker Vanyel: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Vanyel: ahahahahahah marcie: harhrahharhararhar Vanyel: HAHAHAHAhahahahAhaH Vanyel: oh christ Vanyel: im in a better mood now Lia: good marcie: yeah MsDNA: I can imagine trying to get the taskbar moved marcie: be glad your tww is nawt running win95 marcie: it could be considered an STD Vanyel: my tww is running penix cuinhell: "my cursor is jumping" marcie: YES Vanyel: penix (6.6.6) MsDNA: click and drag, no not like that, try again, and again... cuinhell: take the balls out and clean them sir Vanyel: hahahahahah -- that is just NOT RIGHT. Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 October 2000 %% Slayer: oops i did it again Slayer: i played with my clit -- Slayer singing pop music to himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 October 2000 %% Monty: my philosophy is more than a handful is just a waste K: MONTY cuinhell: that's like saying a porsche is not slow K: i guess you'll never waste your nuts linzee: oh my god Al: yes? linzee hits the floor linzee: ahahahah cuinhell: monty, you need more research, your findings are flawed K laughs Monty: I've got big hands, motherfucker -- Monty, doh! Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2000 %% Lia: draw a cis-1,3-dichlorocyclohexane Lia: fun Lia: and a (S)-trans-1,3-dibromohexene vanyel: lia vanyel: if you keep that up vanyel: i'll get erect Lia: and a trans-1,3-dimethylcyclopentane vanyel: *boiiing* -- Vanyel being a nerd Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 September 2000 %% Vanyel: and on teh ninth day Vanyel: god farted Vanyel: and smog covered the universe for 40 days and 40 nights AQUAMAN: and it was...umm..not so good. Vanyel: grin -- Vanyel farted, huh huh huhhh Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 September 2000 %% Monty: yes, i'm attractive to smelly, fat, alcoholic redneck pedophiles -- the trend continues! Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 September 2000 %% Vanyel: its bad juju to go after people you work with Monty: I do'nt work with you -- Vanyel and Monty being cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 September 2000 %% Vanyel: what happined to pouting and crying and listening to morrisy? Vanyel: isnt that what normal humans do when they get dumped? Moni: she's been doing that too Soney: morrisey turns me on too much to get depressed listening to him Vanyel: ahahah -- Soney's musical tastes revealed Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 September 2000 %% Monty: but I know for a fact Al has exactly what I need -- hot boy-boy action on EN! Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 September 2000 %% brawk: I WANT TO BE QUOTED -- there ya go, brawkly Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 September 2000 %% Zorro: hey van. those budwieser chicks are almost definaatly hooking up with me. Kestrel spits coffe across the cube -- Kestrel, a non-believer Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 2000 %% Lia: Vegetarians: You people SUCK! - the plants Lia: :> Lia: different perspective Courtney: my fave is the "bd cop! no donut!" one Lia: heh brawk: But see, plants aren't sentient, so they couldn't formulate that message. Lia: how do you know? brawk: (he said, too seriously) Lia: hehehe brawk: No brains. Lia: so wob: www.unamerican.com wob: now they have good bumper stickers. Lia: plenty of ppl have no brains, and they're considered sentient -- Lia makes a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 September 2000 %% brawk: I thought of one on the way in to work today: brawk: "Don't talk to drugs." Lia: ok... wob: why not? i talk to mine brawk: I mean, you shouldn't be saying "No," "Yes," or anything else to drugs. wob: YOU SHOULD BE DOING DRUGS wob: DO DO DO DO brawk: They're inanimate--people will think you're crazy. wob: doodoo. vanyel: brawk, that was bad, even for you brawk: Chuck you, I'm gonna make it into a bumper sticker -- brawk having a brilliant moment Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 September 2000 %% IndyJ: tit-less midgets vanyel: ok, im awake now -- oh dear. Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2000 %% Monty: *patterpatterpatterSPROINGfloomfloomfloomTHUD* -- Monty describing the Australian womens' gymnastics team falling off the vault Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2000 %% vanyel: asian chicks rule Manuka: van: WERD. vanyel: just ask marcie DontKnow: yeah leo. vanyel: there are SO MANY out here vanyel: oh god vanyel: and they all have vanyel: nice long silky sexy as hel hair vanyel: oh man vanyel: afk -- Vanyel having needs Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2000 %% Al just learned something creative to do with these cablemodems *** MsDNA has entered room 'Main' Al: hey jana MsDNA: hey Al Al: I just found someone coming in through my cablemodem Al: so I rewrote their autoexec.bat MsDNA: hahaha Al: I uploaded them a copy of reboot.exe and made this their autoexec Al: @echo off Al: CLS Al: echo YOU SHOULD NOT TRY TO HACK PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! Al: pause Al: \reboot MsDNA: hahaha MsDNA: great marcie: ahahahahaha -- Al being an evil haxx0r Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2000 %% K: i checked myself out in the mirror and i noticed something K: (naked) Vanyel: you have a vagina? -- Vanyel calling K a pussy Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 September 2000 %% MsDNA: I'm going to suck you dry soney :) -- werd. up. Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 September 2000 %% Cyrano: stuck in L.A. with the fucking FLU marcie: i have been working too hard marcie: i saw "FLU" as an acronym marcie: and was trying to remember what it stands for marcie: i need recovery Soney: AHAHAHAAHAHA Cyrano: yah marcie, the Female Librarians Union marcie: oh sure, laught it off marcie: WAIT TIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU -- marcie twitching Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 2000 %% Vanyel: only in california would they spend $10 million to rename a fruit Manuka: hey, it worked for prince -- Manuka being a funny funny boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2000 %% Vanyel: i once printed porn in a burger king bathroom -- we really don't want to know Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 September 2000 %% wob: SATAN...SATAN...SATAN -- wob calling his daddy Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 September 2000 %% Beastie: i made an a in my hs typing class Beastie: it pbviously wasn't very strictly scored -- Beastie as a good student Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 September 2000 %% vanyel: MY ASS IS EXOTHERMIC -- Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 September 2000 %% wob: IM THE BEST PERSON WITH RETARDATION -- wob being smart Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 August 2000 %% dweez: my idea of a disk drive is snails runnign around on a plate of lime jello wob: HAHAHAHAHAH Vanyel: ooh brawk: oozing wob: what do you mean, that's the IDE spec dweez: :) dweez: HARHHRHRHAHH marcie: h0h0h0h0 -- wob and dweez being SCSI snobs Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 August 2000 %% vanyel: james would hook up a duck, three christmas tree lights, and a car battery and get 3 phase from a duracell battery -- vanyel in awe Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 August 2000 %% cuinhell: however, I am slacking this afternoon. i have to be at the change control meeting. i can either walk across the street to it or call into the conference. guess which I'm picking? marcie: :) vanyel: call in from the shitter marcie: bwahahah cuinhell: hehe, nah, need my speaker phone and mute button marcie: that's how i'm going to do my next phone interview marcie: AHRHARHarHARHAHRHArHarharharharhar cuinhell: "What do you think you'd bring to our company?" *POOOOOOTTTTTTTTDRIBBLESPLASH* vanyel: thats about all I have to offer atthe moment vanyel: *FLUSHHHHHHHH* cuinhell: hahaha marcie: harhahrarhra -- a moment of inspiration Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 August 2000 %% marcie: ow marcie: ow ow ow marcie: fuck marcie: there has to be a better way to put up pictures than thumbtacks marcie: my fingers are numb Marianne: back to my meeting. *** Marianne has left the room cuinhell: marcie: nailgun. cuinhell: wait marcie: bwahahahhahahaa cuinhell: i misread that as "torture lusers" marcie: i nub j00 cuin -- cuinhell and marcie sharing a special moment Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 August 2000 %% wob: FECES PAINTING ed: ick ed: though Beastie: and the colors could change Beastie: dependong on your food wob: yes ed: thats not unlike feces body painting wob: "i need some green, must eat more broccoli" Beastie: at christmas you get beets and collard gr4eens ed: hmm ed: intereting concept wob: "i need some texture to my next masterpiece, time for some peanuts" ed: sounds like an Ebusiness concept to me. Beastie: corn niblets wob: yes ed: lets market it wob: Shitty Art ed: beauty is ed: its nearly free to produce Beastie: yah ed: you've got cut up grocery sacks for canvas ed: and Beastie: just pick up a big ole turd like a crayon ed: whatever fuel I can lay my hands on that day for materials Beastie: and go to town wob: hahahaha ed: I prefer runny paints wob: a turd crayon ed: crayon turd ed: hmm ed: just drop the drawers and spray ed: ok ed: must eat. wob: you could wrap it in brown grovery bag paper and make a crayola label for it wob: "Shit" is the color Beastie: hahahah Beastie: yes Beastie: shit brown Beastie: heh wob: hehehe Moni: ya know..it's conversations like these that really make me wonder just why I still visit here wob: that would be awesome DontKnow: dark shit, light shit, greenish shit, Beastie: now there is a marketscheme wob: HAHAHAHA marcie: ahahahahahahhaaha!! wob: Shitola crayons marcie: oh man marcie: you people are sick marcie: sickSickSCIK marcie: and SIC, too marcie: SICK\ marcie: aSDFJalsdfjlkasdfjladjflaksjasdf marcie: the shit has gone to my brain. Beastie: SIC wob: "yes i'd like a box of Shitola crayons" Beastie: this Beastie: hold on a sec Beastie: lemme take my metamucil wob: hahah wob: i had the burrito of regularity today wob: i should have a shitola crayon on the way marcie: woowoo -- the inmates being SCIK Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 August 2000 %% wob: texas sucks. its fuckingdirty, ugly, smelly, and worst of all, full of texans. -- wob pointing out the flaws Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 August 2000 %% cuinhell: i am slightly disturbed. i just took a piss and found a long blonde hair clinging to capt winky. *** DKlunch is now known as DKwork DKwork: cu, that had better not be one of my hairs. cuinhell: damn right it better not be cuinhell: and next time you'd better do a better job cleaning up you little bitch -- cuinhell and DK having a spat Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 August 2000 %% Kestrel: I think if I could lick my balls it would change my farting habits -- ewwwww. Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 August 2000 %% Sarge: Ok outlook is pissing me off Lia: that's a feature Lia: the ability to piss you off very quickly -- Lia being helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 August 2000 %% Sarge: I want that laser eye surgery done..my glasses are pissing me off today cuinhell: they have to surgically remove your head from your ass first, otherwise they might ignite your intestinal gasses cuinhell: ;) Sarge: thanks cu, I'll keep that in mind -- cuinhell sharing the luv Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 August 2000 %% Mistress: Most women don't have chest pain or arm pain when having a heartattack cuinhell: most women don't really have hearts -- cuinhell, but he's not bitter Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 July 2000 %% Caroline: my work keyboard has all this food and crap in it and im leavin in a few weeks....someone else is inheriting my disgusting mess Caroline: its little things like that that make life worthwhile -- Caroline stopping to smell the roses Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2000 %% Moni: hey..yesterday..in a despirate attempt to lure leo out to do something fun..I wore a backless sundress that showed a little butt cleavage roo: straight liquid litamin E cuinhell: kick me? fuck you. Moni: told him about it Marianne: did it work? marcie: uuurrrrggghhhh Moni: no marcie: dammit moni Soney: it didn't work? marcie: you are trying to kill me marcie: GAY marcie: GAYGAYGAY marcie: HE IS GAY marcie: GAYLEO marcie: bah. Moni: didn't work at all.. marcie: afk to wank. -- Mistress being cruel Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2000 %% Mistress: i've been trapped in my sports bra Mistress: it's frightening -- Mistress being traumatized Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2000 %% K: and i'm not closed minded -- K tells a lie Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2000 %% Vanyel: I AM THE LEADING CAUSE OF LESBIANISM INAMERICA! -- Vanyel proclaiming his gay pride Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 2000 %% Vanyel: they make strap on ducks for lesbians -- Vanyel perpetuating a nasty rumor Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 2000 %% Vanyel: bah Vanyel: iam about th throw my boss thru a window Soney: dont' do it unless it's a high window Vanyel: too bad i dont have acces ot the second story Soney: is second story really enough tho? Soney: you want him out for a good long while Vanyel: well, teh combination of trauma from breaking thye glass, and hitting the pavement, maybe a car, would do it I think Vanyel: maybe I should go move my car first -- vanyel loving his job Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 2000 %% vanyel: how can i find out what perl modules are installed/ dweez: lick it good & hard -- dweez on code or toads, not sure which Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 2000 %% Moni: BEND OVER BANANA MAN -- Moni, on shopping while stoned Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 July 2000 %% wob: i need the burrito of regularity. -- wob having problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 July 2000 %% vanyel: mention slayus microscopic dick, and look who shows up linzee: HELLO! -- Linzee making an appearance Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 2000 %% MsDNA: CUDDKLy Butt! MsDNA: I am not drink -- Jana tells a lie Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 2000 %% vanyel: not to put down what you are going through, but i guess im saying, dude, theres nothing wrong with you vanyel: if WOB can get a chick vanyel: if I can get chicks wob: YEAH vanyel: if JOY can get chicks wob: AND IF MARCIE CAN GET A CHICK marcie: if slay can get a chick wob: ;) wob: hahahahah vanyel: youcertanly can marcie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA cuinhell: SLAY can get a chick wob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Monty: yeah, I just don't feel like i'm dealing with it as well as I can wob: rofl vanyel: ahahha -- Monty having issues with hooking up Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 2000 %% Vanyel: there ios an O2000 that has my jizz on it marcie: sex in the NOC marcie: AHAHAHAHAHA marcie: tell me you're not lying brawk: NOCin boots Vanyel: i'm not, joy marcie: i will give you a hundred bucks if you're telling the tyruth marcie: AHBAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA marcie: WERD marcie: I LOVE YOU LEO wob: duod you jacked off on an o2k? brawk: show me the spooge wob: damn wob: that puts you into slayers ranks marcie: werd Vanyel: i jus thope I get to do it while still working at kasenna marcie: we must compare notes wob: lies Vanyel: their machine room is extremely sexy Vanyel: wob: there is another o2k coming in next week wob: i want to have sex in exodus Vanyel: i'll take pix of my jizz on it for you marcie: yes marcie: do it wob: or wait wob: mae-east wob: that would be awesome marcie: yes marcie: short out the east coast brawk: sexodus wob: I WANT TO JIZZ ON SPRINT wob: PBTBHBHBTBHBHBHBBTBHBT Lia: remind me never to touch anything in a machine room marcie: with your diamond tipped ewok jizz marcie: rule brawk: hehheh marcie: FUCKING EWOK JIZZ WOB wob: put the ewoks out to graze wob: in the pasture wob: to be milked later for their multiuseful jizz brawk: You've pasture prime. marcie: yes wob: hair jel marcie: multifunction jizz marcie: MOOOOO wob: motor oil wob: ky jelly brawk: jizzabel marcie: ahahahaha marcie: motor oil wob: ALL NATURAL brawk: homotor oil wob: SAFE TO THE ENVIRONMENT Vanyel: the leatherman of jizz marcie: ahahahah Vanyel: david leatherman Vanyel: damnit Vanyel: brawk, go sit in the corner marcie: buy it by the quart! Vanyel: you got me doing it, too wob: actaully i bet ewok jizz is the leading contributor to global warming brawk: ewoks with me & etawks with me wob: heh cuinhell: jizz. Vanyel: see, you havta bleed on suns to get them to work Vanyel: you hafta jizz on sgi boxen to get them to work brawk: eWoks.com marcie: but for O2000's marcie: jizz marcie: works every time Vanyel: exactly marcie: that's why i quit lockheed marcie: i couldn't jizz on the SGI hardware Vanyel: not enough jizz? marcie: IT DIDN"T WORK FOR ME Vanyel: too bad wob: YOU DIDNT USE ENUFF LUBE marcie: yes. marcie: i think so marcie: i mean brawk: lubricious marcie: there i was wob: afk marcie: humping the corner of the rack and everything Vanyel: i was workiong on solaris boxen all day marcie: but no Vanyel: and i looked longingly at the SGI's... marcie: not enuf jizz Vanyel: theey were jealous Vanyel: they are being neglected, and they know it marcie: well leo marcie: you just need to go over marcie: plug yourself into their SCSI marcie: and fsck away brawk: love tap marcie: AHR HAR Vanyel: fuck that Vanyel: fiber channel; Beastie: hahahaah marcie: harharhahrhar Vanyel: i got multimode fiber between my legs, baybee marcie: aw jeah Vanyel: RX AND TX! brawk: single mode is more refined Vanyel: i'm not that refined, brawk Vanyel: *wink* marcie: you got that damn right -- you people are SICK. Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2000 %% cuinhell: take more cum shots to the head! MsDNA: heh I eat way too much protein -- MsDNA and her true confessions Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 2000 %% Mistress: i am so out of it today. Just having a day where my brain is working at 1/4 speed Mistress: I just found my palm pilot in the fridge cuinhell: HARHARHARHARHAHRAR Mistress: i have no memory of putting it in there -- the newly appointed Ph.D. losing her mind Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 June 2000 %% cuinhell: if ever there was a day where I'd like to walk into my home and find two teenagers in catholic schoolgirl outfits waiting for me, this is it -- cuinhell having a bad day at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 2000 %% Vanyel: via the TCP/IP driver, you could install a cheese sandwich as your network interface, and it would still ping itself -- Vanyel on Solaris routing Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 June 2000 %% marcie: okay marcie: i'm going to share this, and then i'll be done marcie: i fucking HATE beingon my period... i'm achy, grumpy and i feel like warmed over shit marcie: okay, i'm done Vanyel: thats what you get for being able to have multiple orgasms -- Vanyel being a sensitive male Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 June 2000 %% wob: I AM SUCH A WONDERFUL REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE GAY KINGDOM -- wob finding his place in nature Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 2000 %% cuinhell: you never have more than one problem with someone you kill cuinhell: unless you count hiding the corpse as a problem, and that's just more of a alack of foresight -- cuinhell being a sysadmin Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 2000 %% linzmovi: what are all your names meg: my name is george marcie: my name is meg Vanyel: my name is SATAN -- Vanyel with his head spinning around Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 June 2000 %% Monty: hot wind is great in the morning Monty: cuz you';re like "woah, I wasn't expecting that..." meg: like whoa cuinhell: no monty cuinhell: you are thinking of a blowjob -- Monty getting it mixed up again Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 June 2000 %% vanyel: for some reason,. white people like poop. -- Vanyel being a little weirdo Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 June 2000 %% Sarge waves his fingers in front of dotNuka Sarge: how many fingers am I holding up? DotNuka zones DotNuka: twelve. Sarge: correct Sarge wonders how you know I have twelve fingers Sarge: you worry me DotNuka: it's the third hand, dead giveaway -- Manuka and Sarge Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 June 2000 %% Soney: my breasts make a great stopping point for all manner of foods -- Soney probably being quoted out of context Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2000 %% Soney: what does it say about me if I have a blind date and suddenly start thinking of buying a gun? -- Soney beginning to lose it Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2000 %% slay: crap slay: i just farted and think it wasn't all gas slay: now i'm scared to move Vanyel: http://www.fakingthefunk.com/queenbitch Vanyel: what the fuck was that Vanyel: thjat came out of my ass but it wasnt from me marcie: ahahahahhahahaha slay: holy shit slay: our simultaneous farts have ripped time and space assudner -- Slayer and Vanyel, the Wonder Twins Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2000 %% brawk: Kestrel: not a surprise, I usually have my head up my ass... Kestrel: I like familiar surroundings.... -- Kestrel in his comfort zone Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 May 2000 %% vanyel: im afraid to take the pepsi challenge vanyel: im afraid that ifi choose coke, sammy sosa will hit a home run with my head vanyel: my head will end up in cube vanyel: and elian gonzales wqill play soccer with it vanyel: cuba even vanyel: so i dont drink pepsi -- vanyel having hallucinations Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 May 2000 %% brawk: NT has memory leaks. In other news, sun rises. -- brawk giving the news Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2000 %% vanyel: opensource drug movement vanyel: now that would make a good t shirt vanyel: OPENLSD cuinhell: werd -- the greatest minds of the century at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 May 2000 %% K: I'M A QUEER GAY FAGGOT cuinhell: hahaha marcie: YES K: NOW GIVE ME MY OVERPRICED ILLUMINAI JOB marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH marcie: DAMN THAT FAGGOT CONSPIRACY -- the geeks revealing ALL Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 May 2000 %% Vanyel: i thought php was a controlled substance untill 20 mins ago -- Vanyel practicing to be a Web developer Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 May 2000 %% Vanyel: one of the developers is screaming my name and running twords me Vanyel: afk to get flak jacket -- Vanyel protecting himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 May 2000 %% Soney: my horoscope says I should have an affair today vanyel: according to my horoscope, i should be dead Soney: in Juneau vanyel: so im noty gonna read it anymore -- vanyel predicting the future Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2000 %% K: they love fucking with me K: have since 1994 K: i'll die young cuinhell: stop trying to get us all excited -- K on a venting spree Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2000 %% Soney: I had my youth when I was younger -- Soney being profound Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 May 2000 %% Slayer: mississippi doesnt need validation Slayer: they made it illegal to walk down the street with an erection techs: mental note.. do not go to mississippi. Al: hahahahahahah Slayer: they didn't pass it until after i left Al: HAAHAHAHAHAHAH Slayer: thank god, i was looking at life imprisonment -- Slayer bragging on his home state Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2000 %% techs: ooh. is this anAA meeting? I've been meaning to talk to some of those folks.. I need to cultivate a severe drinking problem. -- techs admitting he needs a problem Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2000 %% Al staples soney down *** Soney has been disconnected Al: damn, these are cheap staples -- Al needing office supplies Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2000 %% Lia bangs her head against the wall Lia: just trying to repeat the feeling I get while tutoring math -- Lia feeling the luv Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2000 %% cuinhell: denverite wob: damn right. cuinhell: you people are so hard up for class that you allowed SLAYER to move into your city marcie: HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAHAH -- cuinhell dissing Denver Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2000 %% cuinhell: i need to meet some chicks who are like open relays -- cuinhell setting his standards Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2000 %% miri: why is it so harrd to find a nutritional value guide for bodily fluids? -- miri asking the $6 million question Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2000 %% Soney: I wanna wear something that shows my cleavage Al: good idea Cyrano: ok Cyrano: how about socks? Al: HAHAHAHAHAAH -- cyrano being a pervert Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2000 %% Cyrano: if you haven't dated a coprophagic infantilist, you don't know what perverted is -- Cyrano being, well, Cyrano Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2000 %% Vanyel: OOH! Vanyel: LILO now supports disks up to 2TB! Vanyel: no more 1024 cyl limit! cuinhell: good. i can finally install that 1.5TB drive I have laying around at home -- cuinhell showing off Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 April 2000 %% K: oh i just can't make up my mind K: i'll take curtain #2 Monty: you get a night alone with Slayer K: aaaaaah!!!! K: is there a gun behind #3? Monty: no, only orca Monty: take your pick K runs out of the studio -- KapitalK fleeing Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2000 %% Vanyel: oh, and if this doesnt beat all Vanyel: someone ate all my chocolate Vanyel: thats it Vanyel: noone gets email till someone fesses up to who ate my chocolate -- Vanyel becoming marcie's personal hero Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2000 %% cuinhell: peanut butter crunch is what god eats for breakfast -- cuinhell on theology Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2000 %% Cyrano: "I AM KORNSHELL HOLIO!!! I NEED T3 FOR MY CISCO!!!! DO YOU HAVE T3?" -- Cyrano being threatened Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 April 2000 %% Cyrano: build this code into a set-top box and have a connector for an accu-jack on the side Cyrano: and you have 1st-gen automated VR sex vanyel: james vanyel: iy would be cheaper to hire a call girl Cyrano: well yah Cyrano: but think of the geek factor -- Cyrano building the porno of the future Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 April 2000 %% vanyel: marcie, i have a bet vanyel: for you vanyel: when james moves here im gettin himliquored up. the bet is, wether get gets more normal, or weirder -- Vanyel running an experiment Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 April 2000 %% carrye: my writeable cd rom wont let me have my cd back Vanyel: thats prolly cus youre breaking hte law -- Vanyel warning carrye Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 April 2000 %% Monty: and if we're made in his image, why can't I get a date? -- Monty on the existence of God Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 April 2000 %% Vanyel: im not paying attention. i just installe dthe japaneese version of softwindows :/ marcie: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAH -- Vanyel being brilliant some more Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 April 2000 %% Vanyel: damnit, whenever i try and open one of these aptiva computers i feel like im failing an intelligence test -- Vanyel being brilliant Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 April 2000 %% Monty: y'all are jackasses vanyel: yes vanyel: but we have women Monty: goddamnit -- Monty trying to find a date Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 April 2000 %% vanyel: damnit, i think im getting sick marcie: working too much, eh? vanyel: no, taking a walk last night and getting caught int he rain i thin vanyel: i am working strictly a 40 hr day vanyel: err week vanyel: vanyel: i am working strictly a 40 hr day vanyel: im gonna be ripe today, i can feel it vanyel: so soney, how wqas yer weekend marcie: ahahahhahaha marcie: you are DEFINITELY working too hard, man -- Vanyel not getting enough sleep Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 April 2000 %% *rayray* dammit, i'm gonna be a cop one of these days rayray> i fail to see the appeal, but whatever works *rayray* i get issued handcuffs and gun, and get to fuck w/ assholes' lives.. what's not to like? -- Rayray planning her career Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 April 2000 %% Monty: I wish life had a grep command. vanyel: scsiha -r /dev/traffic vanyel: clocest I have is a horn. marcie: i wish there was a grep command for my house marcie: with regexps vanyel: yah marcie: so i could find all the shit i've lost vanyel: cat /dev/house |grep "svideo cable" marcie: yeah marcie: exactly Cyrano: naah Cyrano: sort being gay is good. be gay like me Mistress: we want our toaster ovens marcie: AND BECOME ONE WITH FAGGOTRY cuinhell: HELP ME, I CAN FEEL MY WRISTS GOING LIMP FROM JUST TALKING TO YOU vanyel: oh, silly vanyel: dont be so SILLY! marcie: nonono... it's THILLY Mistress: short hair on women is cute marcie: hahahahhahahahaha Mistress: men should swish Mistress: ohh..people suck marcie: better check to make sure you're not bringing your car to a gay mechanic! marcie: or your clothes to a gay dry cleaner! marcie: or buying books at a bookstore they carries fag books! marcie: oh my GOD! marcie: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!! -- marcie and the Great Homosexual Conspiracy Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 March 2000 %% vanyel: one fucking cocksucker comes up to me on friday and tells me I have to rebuild a server he wrecked. wob: hahahahaha wob: i love that one vanyel: i told him since he wrecked it, he can rebuild it vanyel: cuz if I rebuild it, he wont get root vanyel: i changed root on the 2 production servers vanyel: which is all I care about -- Vanyel being a BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 March 2000 %% *** K has entered room 'Main' K: 1 mother fucker 2 mother fuckin 3 K: it's the hip hop thugstah Kapital K K: so I grab the mic and then i clear my throat K: first crackah spittin lyrics in a straight coat K: it's easy for me to come off like this K: so you can kiss my ass where the sunrays miss K: or just gimmie the pussy, and I'll be straight K: and if you don't.. fuckit, I'll masturbate *** K has left the room -- K, werd Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 March 2000 %% vanyel: slay Slayer: what vanyel: i forgot -- the boys displaying intelligence Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 March 2000 %% vanyel: jk J.K. Muthukumarsamy vanyel: for a million dollars, pronounce that name cuinhell: Muthukumarsamy cuinhell: there -- cuinhell winning a million bucks Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 March 2000 %% Sarge: I've seen your domain in my web logs cu, especially in the picture of me page Sarge: something like 5000 hits Sarge: you dirty little boy cuinhell: i ruined 4 monitors shooting all over that picture Sarge: you should just buy a nice color printer, it would be cheaper cuinhell: you're so cute with semen dripping off your chin. but you already know that -- the boys flirting Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 March 2000 %% Slayer: my kids will turn out great Al: punk-ass little varmint. Slayer: exactly -- Slayer contemplating parenthood Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 February 2000 %% Slayer: something else funny Slayer: we have no forks Slayer: not "we have no clean forks" marcie: heh Slayer: but we have no forks, period Slayer: no dirty ones Slayer: no clean ones marcie: i believe it marcie: we need new silverware anyway Slayer: i looked for 5 minutes and finally used a plastic one AQUAMAN: how is that funny? that's anal, not funny. Slayer: actually, check on ian's desk, you might find 20 of them Slayer: i do have 1 in here Slayer: i accept the blame for it marcie: hang on to it marcie: guard it with your life Slayer: why do you think it's in here marcie: you may not get a chance to get another one -- Slayer getting domestic Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 February 2000 %% Sarge: you are getting sleepy, very sleepy *** sunbeam has been disconnected Sarge: damn vanyel: now see what you did -- Sarge going too far Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 2000 %% vanyel: irix makes it easier tho *** mobbarle has entered room 'Main' mobbarle: hello mobbarle: what is this place? marcie: why does irix make it easier? isn't sendmail sendmail? marcie: mobbarle, this is the ninth circle of hell marcie: welcome to it mobbarle: wow mobbarle: i was looking for the 8th marcie: that's auggie vanyel: thats bbs.theschwartz.net vanyel 5's marcie mobbarle: later marcie high5s van *** mobbarle has been disconnected -- Vanyel and marcie sharing a brain Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 February 2000 %% vanyel: okay vanyel: marcie gets the popcorn vanyel: every company should provide some kind of childcare. Mistress: ya..espically the car insurance one Mistress: uck AQUAMAN turns down the music meg: hi vanyel: its bad enough when users get into the computer room... vanyel: but imagine a computer room full of 6-10 year old kids vanyel: imagine these kids running amuck throughout all of the ovvices marcie: oh dear Mistress: pushing blinky buttons vanyel: rebooting machines youre trying to build, so get solitare to come up on them marcie: oh jesus dude vanyel: having some little brat attaching himself to you, asking tons of stupiduser questions vanyel: whileyou go looking for his mom vanyel: who is at lunch cuinhell: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAH vanyel: even if said childcare is locking all the kids in a room withan armed guard cuinhell: leave lots of exposed bare wires carrying 220v vanyel: thats enough. vanyel: -- Vanyel on his love for children Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 February 2000 %% Mistress offers cu an areolae of his very own cuinhell: woo! vanyel: that reminds me vanyel: im thirsty -- vanyel, Moni and breasts Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 February 2000 %% cuinhell: van, you are close to san fran right? vanyel: kinda close vanyel: about 30 miles cuinhell: are you gay yet? -- cuinhell inquiring Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 February 2000 %% Jake: i wanna find a crazy crack-whore slut to take with me to NM Jake: mess with the family wob: hahahaha wob: i should bring meg and another chick wob: and have both on my arms Jake: "no suzy dont hump the couch wob: that would fuck them up too Jake: "bad skank" Jake: "no crack for you" wob: "be a good gurl and sit and you'll get anothr rock" Jake: hahahaha Jake: ill wear a polyester suit wob: hahaha wob: yes wob: with platform shoes Jake: shaft wob: with heels that have water in them, that have goldfish swimming inside Jake: he a bad mutha shut yo moth! Jake: shaft Jake: yeah baby wob: yer damn right. -- Jake and w0b plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2000 %% Jake: I'm trying to quit smoking wob: good luck Jake: and I've been having fucked up dreams Jake: i had this dream the other noght where i had sex with a life sized cigarrette wob: HAHAHAHAHAHAH -- Jake having a nic fit Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2000 %% Lisa: this is sad. Lisa: really sad Monty: Al: wherefore do you ask? Lisa: this guy asked me what i looked like (include size) Lisa: so i tol him i was 379 pounds, and i was 5'9 Lisa: he stopped talking to me. Lisa: and what is sad Lisa: is i thought it was f unny. Lisa: funny Al: that -is- funny Al: I didn't think you were that tall Monty: AHAHAHAHAHAHhahAHAH marcie: hahahahhahahahahahahhaah Lisa: hah. -- Lisa on online relationships Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 February 2000 %% DKwork: a bunch of geeks throwing a kegger doens't make for a very entertaining party. Cyrano: go bobbing for simms -- DK and Cyrano being geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 February 2000 %% tish: i hate buying chocolates...that whole forrest gump thing Manuka: I'm bored and tired, guess I'll go wank tish: all i got was creams...i want nuts too marcie: heh tish: god that sounded...well....heh -- Manuka and tishy, unedited Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 February 2000 %% Slayer jumps on mistress and converts her to heterosexuality Mistress: nice try -- Slayer failing in his mission Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 February 2000 %% Slayer: slay is asleep, this is his penis rayray: this could get ugly Slayer: i'm insulted rayray: :) Slayer: slay's penis is beautiful vanyel: anything that small is beautiful, isnt it -- Van putting the smack down Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2000 %% *rayray* most of the time i don't even remember that i have a bfriend -- rayray showing him that she cares Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 2000 %% rockjock: exactly when does mid-life begin, so I know when to start my crisis? -- rockjock, confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 February 2000 %% Slayer: i'll attest to the fact that roleplaying does _not_ help you get chicks wob: neither dues knowing unix Paris: speak for yourself Slayer: unless you're in to weird freaky moon-tanned psycho chicks who laugh at bad jokes Slayer: which pretty much is every roleplaying chick i've ever met dassin: Now wait a minute dassin glares at Slayer Paris: dassin just did a little math there -- dassin getting offended Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 2000 %% Cyrano: there's a guy who posted an ad for his mp3 exchanger across 35000 newsgroups Slayer: i would physically harm him Cyrano: and said at the bottom, "if your newsgroup isn't appropriate for this, please email me at this address and I will take it off" Cyrano: I sent him 35000 emails Cyrano: one for each ng Slayer: cool Slayer: i love you Cyrano: they started bouncing after 7000 or so though Cyrano: so I will resend them out of cron every night Cyrano: until they all go through Slayer: why do people insist on making me want to rape them with the broad side of a toaster -- Cyrano exacting revenge Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 February 2000 %% Beastie: oysters make me shit alot more. not much of an aphrodsiac. -- Beastie being romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 February 2000 %% Slayer: would it be wrong to answer a lady's personal ad and say "i'll go out with you if i can sleep with the daughters" marcie: ahahahahhahahhahah wob: no way duod wob: go fer it wob: on the theory of the more the merrier wob: ITS A FAMILY AFFAIR marcie: no matter what happens in the world, life goes on, the sun rises and sets, and slay continues to be a pervert marcie: it's oddly reassuring Slayer: i am one of the primal forces of nature -- Slayer being himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 January 2000 %% marcie eats a tuna fish sandwich tishy: yummy Vanyel: only a lesbian can say that and get a chuckle wob: TASTES LIKE wob: AHR HAR HARHARHAR wob: yeah. marcie: damn right marcie: :) -- marcie being the life of the party Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 January 2000 %% Mistress: dammit! I'm a woman with a full, spongy uterus! GIVE ME CHOCOLATE -- Mistress PMS'ing Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 January 2000 %% Cyrano: No match for "NIPPLEFEST.COM". vanyel: and people say all teh good domain names are taken -- geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 January 2000 %% Cyrano: I had a really twisted thought earlier Cyrano: a Sun Ultra 5 board would fit perfectly in an iMac vanyel: ... vanyel: james, put your wife on Cyrano: aheh marcie: gawd Cyrano: she's snarfing ice cream at the moment vanyel: i need to tell her to watch your diet or soemthin -- Vanyel getting worried Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 January 2000 %% Cyrano: I think the IP stack is constipated now Cyrano: it's just sitting there making grunting noises vanyel: james vanyel: i cannot wait until you are only a few miles from me Cyrano: ? vanyel: so i can kick your ass properly for these images ypu put in my head Cyrano: bah -- Cyrano taunting Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 January 2000 %% Cyrano: Jan 18 20:28:10 raichu unix: WARNING: Drive not ready before set_features Cyrano: Jan 18 20:28:10 raichu unix: WARNING: /pci@1f,0/pci@1,1/ide@3/dad@0,0 (dad0): Cyrano: Jan 18 20:28:10 raichu transport rejected (-2) Cyrano: oh SHIT vanyel: oh my vanyel: ide maacht spas wob: hah wob: HAH HAH HAH vanyel: hey wob wob: hi vanyel: does your ass ever reject transport when dweez shoves his dick in? wob: never. wob: it may renegotiate speed vanyel: wob's ass must be scsi wob: but thats about it. vanyel: wob has a scuzzy ass wob: IM PLUG AND PLAY, BAYBEE -- wob declaring his luv Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 January 2000 %% Vanyel: marcie, sing me a lullabye so i can sleep marcie: iiiiiit's a small world aaaaafter alllll marcie: iiiiiit's a small world aaaaafter alllll Vanyel: great Vanyel: now ill have nightmares Vanyel: bitch marcie: muahahahahahhahaha marcie: i'm such an evil shit sometimes -- marcie torturing vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 January 2000 %% Lisa: and he said that he hates being creative Lisa: so i was like Lisa: uhm Lisa: lame wob: DID YOU DO IT Lisa: no meg: why not Lisa: b/c can you imagine how boring sex would be with a nerd like that wob: how do you know meg: yes meg: AHR HAR wob: she is in jest -- wob defending his manhood Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 2000 %% Cyrano: server error on the IRS site Cyrano: boy this makes me feel good about our govt -- Cyrano being a patriotic American Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 2000 %% Britisch: Come bomb me. I've got a little surprise for you. :) marcie: don't tell me... you're an army boy Sarge: if he won't eat out a woman he's got to be Navy marcie marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Sarge: squid boy vanyel: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH vanyel: oh sarge vanyel: you get a good zinger off every couple months or so marcie grins -- Sarge meeting his quota Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 2000 %% K: what was it about doing acid in the 60's that made so many people forget to bathe -- K dissing the hippies Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 January 2000 %% Cyrano: it's a truly weird world Cyrano: USB support for OpenVMS -- Cyrano scaring everyone Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 2000 %% Cyrano: I did a whole machine lab once named after homonyms Cyrano: "there", "their", "theyre", etc Cyrano: was in a sadistic mood at the time I guess -- Cyrano Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 January 2000 %% vanyel: i bet that thing is rackmountable Al: EVERYTHING is rackmountable Al: just use enough duct tape -- Al making a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2000 %% Vanyel: man Vanyel: i feel like going trenchcoat on my employers Vanyel: i dunno where all this evil is comming from Vanyel: but it feels GOOD -- Vanyel achieving Zen Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2000 %% cuinhell: you black hearted biznitch, how dare you say guinness at this hour when I am stuck at work *** vanyel is now known as LUNCHyel wob: who said that marcie: muahahahahaha marcie: marcie: guinness marcie: marcie: guinness marcie: marcie: guinness marcie: marcie: guinness marcie: marcie: guinness wob: /kick marcie marcie: heheheheh wob: dammit wob: I WANT BEER marcie: hey, i'm suffereing just as much as y'all are marcie: :) wob: BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO BRING YER SUFFERING UP, BITCH!@%!@ marcie: bwahahahahahha wob: hehe marcie: SUFFER WITH ME, BITCH!!@#! wob: i feel yer pain marcie: damn straight -- marcie being cruel Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 January 2000 %% saundo: ahhahahahah saundo: "Incredible advances in acupuncture" saundo: JESUS CHRIST saundo: it's as old as the hills, I think it's pretty well sorted by now -- saundo making a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2000 %% Cyrano: reminds me of my comment last night Cyrano: looking at a 2048x2048 blowup of an open-mouth cumshot and the first thought was "wow, she's got good teeth!" -- Cyrano getting OLD Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 2000 %% sunbeam: i just wish he'd call me up and say he's sorry for being an uncommunicative asshole and that he really loves me and I"m the only girl for him blah blah blah sunbeam: well how come i feel like i'm the loser here? cuinhell: because you haven't attacked him with a sharpened garden implement DKwork: sun, he's the loser, he lost you. sunbeam: well i don't want to break up cuinhell: murder isn't breaking up -- sunbeam getting relationship advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 December 1999 %% cuinhell: marcie, please dress up like a sheep for me for christmas marcie: ok marcie: i'll do that after i dress up like a catholic school girl for my gf Mistress dies Mistress: oh please..a little warning before you say things like that cuinhell: whoa! cuinhell: wait, no need to change that costume when you are done with her :) Mistress: ever cuinhell: HAHHAHA cuinhell: catholic school girls just have big "molest me" signs floating above their heads marcie snickers marcie: y'all are as bad as she is :) cuinhell: thank you :) Mistress curtesy's -- cuinhell and moni leering Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 1999 %% Manuka can already picture mom wrapping herself in this huge, luxurious, fluffy towel and getting a big grin marcie: i hope you're not picturing her naked in that towel marcie runs like the little bitch she is Manuka: EWWWWWWWW Manuka chases after marcie with a wet towel marcie: duod marcie: i've seen it before marcie: it's NOT a pretty sight rayray pukes Manuka: I did NOT need that mental image, thankyouverymuch rayray: as if any of us did marcie snickers evilly Manuka: hey, could be worse.. could be dad naked. Manuka runs like 'ell marcie: EWWWWWW' rayray: yew...i accidently saw that once marcie: i'm so sorry marcie: childhood trauma is tough to overcome Manuka: heehee rayray: i should be in therapy right now but i can't afford it marcie: bwahahahhhaha marcie: me too Manuka: well, i can flash you and erase all the bad memories Manuka: gives whole new meaning to flash reprogramming marcie: and put new ones in their place rayray: i've seen your butt; that was enough,thanks -- ewwwww! Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 1999 %% Kestrel: where is that horses ass DK? Kestrel: I feel the need to pick on the handicapped -- Kestrel sharing the luv Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 1999 %% wob: you fucking bitches K: crackah ass crackah!! wob: i havent had pot in 5 ddays wob: its not a good thing K: 5??!?! wob: well mebbe it is K: i know the feeling man wob: but its lame -- wob bitching Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 1999 %% marcie: let's see how shitfaced we can get without mom noticing rayray: i can probably get crawling and she wouldn't notice rayray: so lets do it:) marcie: werd!@#! marcie: see, that's the thing marcie: i get clumsy when i'm drunk rayray: she's seen me a couple of times shiiittty and didn't notice marcie: my proximity radar goes all to shit marcie: ahahaahah rayray: you get better w/ practice marcie: no doubt rayray: therefore you must spend the rest of your time up there in a drunken haze in order to prepare rayray: *grin* rayray: i will do the same marcie: outstanding rayray: starting w/ Dan's party Sat. I would say tomorrow night, but i have to work marcie: details marcie: i've been drunk at work before rayray: yeah, i have, too, at McD's marcie: i've been drunk at sun rayray: but not where it would be an FCC violation marcie: they actually don't care if you drink, as long as it doesn't interfere with your job rayray: "and your wedther isshh...i have it shere somewheresh" marcie: bwahahahahha marcie: try saying "kxkz exclusive in-studio color weather radar" when you're sloshed marcie: hell, try saying it sober rayray: i was just thinking that rayray: i almost said the "dixie shits" one night marcie: bwahahahhahha marcie: excellent! rayray: that would not have been cool marcie: are you kidding, that would have RULED rayray: dave says that on my last night i should give the "dummy" weather forecast marcie: "we have weather" marcie: ? rayray: "today will be sunny, tonight dark. anything else, go look out you're damn door!" rayray: i am sorely tempted marcie: wahahaha marcie: you are my hero rayray: but i had some call at 5am b/c i forgot to give the current temp, so i think it might get noticed marcie: damn shame rayray: i know rayray: don't these ppl. have better things to do then listen to me? i know i do marcie: exactly my point marcie: they actually expect you to tWORK? please. rayray: that's whay I say, but noone cares marcie: yeah marcie: bastard shits -- rayray and marcie plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 1999 %% sunbeam: sounds good to me, what's your girl problem all about? Vanyel: same shit, different girl Vanyel: shes fucking other guys Cyrano: won't indulge his rubber chicken fetish Vanyel: that too -- Vanyel lamenting Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 1999 %% *** Jake has entered room 'Main' marcie: Oh, jake Jake: hi Jake: anything exciting happen?? marcie: wob converted to hare krishna and shaved his head Jake: your shitting me Jake: for real? marcie: i'm becoming the world's first lesbian protestant nun Jake: I know one of those, lives two floors up marcie: and dweez is gettinga new job sitting under my desk pleasuring me at regular intervals marcie: other than that marcie: kind of a slow night Jake: well, catholic Jake: he really shaved his head marcie: oh yeah man marcie: it looks sweet marcie: he got a darth maul tattoo too Jake: I can't wait to make fun of the bastard Jake: in a couple of weeks Jake: ergh *** Jake has left the room marcie: i am going to hell -- marcie being evil Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 1999 %% vanyel: i can see meg and wob with a vcrying baby, trying to get it to toke wob: i look forward to being a dick when im old marcie: vanyel: i can see meg and wob with a vcrying baby, trying to get it to toke tish: ahahahaha van marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA wob: and claim its being some old desiease wob: damn right wob: a stoned baby has got to be mellow vanyel: right on wob: no crying wob: hell of an appetite tho i bet meg: hahahha marcie: ahahahahhaaha vanyel: STOP CRYING AND SMOKE IT, YOU FUCKING CHILD! wob: even more so than they would normally meg: make mommy lose weight damn fast -- meg and wob on breeding Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 1999 %% Mistress: speaking of which..i have to retire my vibrator. My 1st vibrator and my first orgasm when I was 21. The vibrator died on Saturday Mistress: a moment of silence please -- Monika getting all emotional Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 1999 %% Cyrano: been playing with my solid state disk Cyrano: Non-removable Disk: WALI RAMSTOR 48 MEG HW2 [ASL] Al: why did my tape drive just click? Al: 2,258 files totalling 2,415,771,008 bytes. Al: 18 files down, almost a tenth of the mass. vanyel: fart vanyel: i parsed ramstor as hamster Al: it has a scsi cable, not duct tape -- the start of the infamous 48MB Hamster Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 December 1999 %% vanyel: i think im gonna patent urination -- vanyel getting an Idea(tm) Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 December 1999 %% wob: DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIE wob: you HO dweez: wobbieEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeho! wob: hi wob: :) dweez: hehehe dweez: hey punk wob: whats up you faggot dweez: my butt is smelly wob: neato wob: can i penetrate it? dweez: please do. wob: *THEEEEERUST* marcie: that's so sweet. meg: and who said men aren't romantic -- meg and marcie, touched Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 December 1999 %% cuinhell: how do you pronounce "I need a smoke before I have to make someone die"? Wicked: addict? -- Wicked being accurate Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 December 1999 %% *** Paris has entered room 'Main' marcie: b3n Paris: marcie =) Paris: what up, chica? marcie: nammuch marcie: talking to my girlfriend, helping her build a web page Paris: what sort of webpage? marcie: personal marcie: as opposed to school endorsed :) Paris: alas, personal webpages Paris: they are like life marcie: her first one Paris: you work on 'em, and you work on 'em Paris: and then it occurs to you -- it'll make no difference to your life at all if you didn't work on 'em, cause no-one will visit Paris: life is like that marcie: ahahahaha marcie: yer so profound, ben Paris: every so often, i think, "hey, i am bored, i'll make a personal webpage!" Paris: and then I get very depressed marcie: it's a vicious cycle Paris: that's why I am sticking to sex-goddess fansites now marcie: good call -- Paris getting philosophical Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 December 1999 %% marcie: i love it when women are dependent on me for all their technical needs marcie: they get all needy marcie: it's cool wob: hahaha wob: is that when you get out the whip? marcie: wob: yes, dammit marcie: and the handcuffs Al: marcie, I know and love that feeling wob: werd -- marcie and the boys on how to woo women Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 December 1999 %% elric prays to meg meg: bless you elric meg: you shall have eternal rewards elric: like wobs ass? meg: if that's what you want -- meg being generous Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 December 1999 %% Cyrano: kind of hurts your eyes, doesn't it? vanyel: it hurts my soul. -- vanyel on a Sparc with gold metallic feet and a blue case, on eBay Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 December 1999 %% brawk: LM is a big-ass defense contractor; can you deal with the karmma? cuinhell: karma. you get a karma bonus by working for any company who contributes to the extinction of man brawk: lol marcie: werd -- cuinhell on marcie's Lockheed-Martin job Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 December 1999 %% saundo: post-it notes - the rat droppings of today's sweat shops -- Saundo being quotable Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 1999 %% tish idly braids saundo's chest hair tish: *yawn* marcie raises an eyebrow saundo: OW tish: hey, it was there tish: calling to me Paris: pluck it with tweezers tish: "tish...braid me..." tish: what was i supposed to do? tish: ignore it? tish: naaaahh saundo: YES -- Tish flirting with Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 1999 %% sunbeam: oh guess what i have Slayer: a 17" solid gold dildo Slayer: we want to see sunbeam: i sold that at a yard sale last year marcie: ahahahahaa -- sunbeam being cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 November 1999 %% sunbeam: i don't care what everybody says about you Kes, I like ya Kesticle: heh Kesticle: that will pass sunbeam: yeah it already did Kesticle: there ya go -- Sunbeam and Kes bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 November 1999 %% Mistress: Just got snail mail adressed to Monihee Pixon brawk: heheh brawk: Monihee Pixon saundo: whoa DL: i'm awake now saundo: talk about mangled Mistress: oh great..and it's a rebate check rom Eudora. Which means that cashing this is going to be really interesting brawk: el oh el Mistress: as it's made out to Monihee Pixon Mistress: worse thing is that I filled out the rebate information ON LNIE Mistress: err Mistress: Line marcie: aahahahahahah marcie: Mistress: worse thing is that I filled out the rebate information ON LNIE marcie: you think maybe that explains it? ;) marcie runs -- Moni finding home row Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 1999 %% vanyel: i wrote a perl script last month vanyel: it crashed 3 nt servers -- Vanyel learning programming Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 1999 %% marcie burps tish: catchy -- tish and marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 1999 %% saundo: people are getting dumber marcie: definitely marcie: the gene pool is getting tainted elric: I stopped watching tv after space ghost was over saundo: it's getting shallower marcie: needs chlorine tish: is that why we nesters are inbreeding? saundo: frankly, I won't be surpised when you wimmin start keeping breeding stock marcie: start? marcie looks innocent tish: ahahahaha saundo: AHAHAHHAHAHA saundo: MARCIE marcie: damn you, tishy... you let him in on the secret! -- Saundo finding out about the conspiracy Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 1999 %% marcie: type 6 keyboards are purty saundo: *KOFF* saundo: dammit marcie marcie: yes? marcie: *blinikblink* saundo: marcie: type 6 keyboards are purty saundo: marcie: type 6 keyboards are purty saundo: *ROFL* marcie: yes? you rang? marcie: :) saundo: I've got this southern voice in my head saying that marcie: wahahahaahhahhaha saundo: and I'm LAFFING myself senseless marcie snickers -- marcie making Saundo spew his coffee Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 1999 %% saundo: why am I thinking "did they do vibrator tests?" on the "A Current Affair" "Great Battery Test" tish: *snicker* saundo: now ThAT's demanding tish: *ROFL* tish: duracell tish swears by em saundo: don't you think "everready" is more appropriate? marcie: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA -- Saundo being witty Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 1999 %% Al: in my entire life, I've only met one man who can out-fart me consistently Al: and that man is my father. marcie: he must be so proud -- Al being his father's son Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 1999 %% Mistress: ok..cross uyour fingers and toes, I'm putting NT on my 98 machine Hobbs: On purpose? -- Hobbs questioning Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 November 1999 %% u235: she loves daddy too, but mom is the center of the universe u235: must big her big ass that makes the rest of the universe orbit her -- u235 on his daughter Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 November 1999 %% saundo: I have a endearing like of phone companies saundo: in the same way i like having rusty nails inserted rectally while suffering a bout of galloping dysentery cuinhell: whoa cuinhell: your weekends must be incredible -- cuinhell in admiration Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 November 1999 %% Paris: i wouldn't be dicking around in this town if i were part of a global, wealthy conspiracy -- Paris on the Great Jewish Conspiracy Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 November 1999 %% Cyrano: http://www.mds.mdh.se/~elt94aem/babe.htm vanyel: um james? vanyel: i worry about you sometimes vanyel: and your wife vanyel: and your children Cyrano: I had a lonely childhood, ok? -- Cyrano on the "Cow Babe of the Month" Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 1999 %% vanyel: i am a veteran too vanyel: i am a veteran of NT. marcie: oooh marcie: combat training vanyel: yes -- Vanyel on Veteran's Day Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 1999 %% Kestrel: you need a battery boyfiriend lisa Lisa: you are so thoughtful Kestrel: it's a gift -- Kestrel being sensitive Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 1999 %% vanyel: my penis is full of peepee vanyel: i must go release the peepee into the wild vanyel: afk -- Vanyel going, um, native Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 November 1999 %% marcie: *rayray* we probably would've slept together the other night if he hadn't of marcie: had to go to work marcie: rayray> damn his seductive ways marcie: *rayray* damn walmart, damn themto HELL!! marcie: rayray> BAHAHAAHAHAA marcie: *rayray* sorry, the sexual frustration was speaking...ever so sorry marcie: rayray> do carry on marcie: discuss rayray> sorry, had to do it ;) sunbeam: i just don't know what to say marcie: heh hheh heh sunbeam: marcie, quite frankly i'm disturbed and shocked rayray: thank you ever so much marcie: yes marcie: 'as you should be marcie: ray: welcome :) rayray: you put that in the wrong order too rayray> i'm laughing so hard i've got tears rolling down my face rayray: you are such a bitch marcie: i know marcie: but you love that about me rayray: well, i trained you well marcie: yes marcie: yes you did -- rayray and marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 November 1999 %% wob: yawn Al: *yawwWWWwwwn* marcafk: *YAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN* marcafk: so there. *** marcafk is now known as marcie Al: EXPLORER caused a general protection fault Al: in module USER.EXE at 001c:000014e5. Al: Registers: Al: EAX=00002f2f CS=1697 EIP=000014e5 EFLGS=00000206 Al: EBX=00008928 SS=1227 ESP=000088cc EBP=00fe8928 Al: ECX=00240002 DS=0157 ESI=00000020 FS=11ff Al: EDX=00000010 ES=1227 EDI=000088d4 GS=0000 Al: Bytes at CS:EIP: Al: 67 8b 46 0a 67 ab 66 33 c0 40 e8 b6 f2 67 66 ad Al: Stack dump: Al: 000208b2 2f2f1677 00fef8dc 0ae20157 0ae20ae2 00081053 00020024 2f2f8928 00000020 00000ed4 00000001 00000ed0 00000000 0ed00020 0ed00000 02000ed4 Al: see what you did? -- Al being stern Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 1999 %% *** Al has entered room 'Main' *** Sarge has been disconnected Al: and let that be a lesson to you. -- Al cracking the whip Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 1999 %% Slayer: oh gods, help! my penis is wrappign itself around my neck! marcie: hahahahhaah *** Slayer has been disconnected marcie: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAA -- Slayer being tortured Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 November 1999 %% wob: you beat off with the back side of a shovel? Slayer: only when i can -- Slayer obsessed Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 November 1999 %% Slayer: one time i was masturbating with scissors and it felt nifty -- I don't even know what to say about this Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 November 1999 %% wob: faggots Vanyel: you know you want it wob: thats besides the point -- wob coming out Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 November 1999 %% rayray: megadeath, that is marcie: how was it? vanyel: megadeth rules rayray: kicked ass. lasted 9-10 hrs marcie: cool rayray: and i was up front on the floor in the pit the entire time marcie: heheh marcie: that's my girl :) vanyel: wow vanyel: chicks that mosh rule. rayray: oh, yeah, i also won the titty contest for the fron half of the arena marcie: yeah! marcie: hahahahhhaa marcie: rule! vanyel: uhh heh heh heh vanyel: I love you. rayray: *bow* marcie: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA vanyel: come to butthead. rayray: *sniff* mom would be so proud -- Vanyel trying to get a date Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 November 1999 %% DKwork: he's so addicted to this place that he has to be online while sick in bed. Cyrano: just between compiles :) -- Cyrano being an addicted geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 October 1999 %% K whips it out. K slams it on the table meg: plink -- meg being sweet and loving Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 October 1999 %% vanyel: when i masturbate, i masturbate in STEREO! -- Vanyel being quotable Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 October 1999 %% vanyel: burp vanyel: hey marcie marcie: fart marcie: hey van marcie: we've bonded now vanyel: haha marcie: i feel all close to you -- Vanyel and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 October 1999 %% wob: one of our cats likes to sleep on top of my sun monitor wob: cuz its warm wob: im sure there's hair in that Cyrano: ouch Cyrano: badbadbad Cyrano: I had that happen too Cyrano: kitty is also getting dosed with xrays, btw :) Cyrano: shielding on the top of those things is none too good wob: prolly why the cat is so stupid ;) -- wob on his cat Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 October 1999 %% *** drunk has entered room 'Main' drunk fucks you *** drunk has left the room *** drunk has entered room 'Main' drunk fucks you *** drunk has left the room wob: uh Cloud10: hum *** K has been disconnected vanyel: wow vanyel: huh huh huh vanyel: did I just score? -- Vanyel getting hopeful Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 October 1999 %% DontKnow: NFS: stale file handle vanyel: thats what you get for using nfs file handles after the "sell by" date. -- Vanyel being helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 October 1999 %% Cyrano: I want a bumper sticker that says "I *heart* b-trees" -- Cyrano on coding Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 October 1999 %% Cyrano: hrm Cyrano: too much music while coding Cyrano: while ((numqueue > HRFLOWWATER) || (netlog > NETHIGHWATER)) Cyrano: { Cyrano: /* how do we sleep while the beds are burning? */ Cyrano: sleep(POLLINTERVAL); -- Cyrano being a geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 October 1999 %% Vanyel: damnit Vanyel: i hate it when my dsl gets stopped up Vanyel: damn lag Vanyel: i need roto router -- Vanyel making a funny Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 October 1999 %% dweez: i hate uswest dweez: did i say that i hate them dweez: that was wrong dweez: i love them dweez: i love them soo much i wanna kill them so noone else can love them as much as i do -- dweez going a little nuts Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 October 1999 %% brawk: http://www.hamsterdance.com/ is ANNOYING! brawk: (go see) sunbeam: no way bro brawk: y not? sunbeam: i look at enough stuff that sucks involuntarily brawk: butt it sux in a compelling sort of way -- brawk being persuasive Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 October 1999 %% sunbeam: how can i turn off the evil sounds Slayer: find the power button on your speakers adn push it vanyel: or stick a screwdriver thru each ear -- vanyel giving computer advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 October 1999 %% marcie: marcie: Need Sun Internet Account Kit AOL software on 3.5 diskette. I don't have a marcie: cd.rom drive. marcie: HarHARHAHRAHRAHrHARHaRHaRHARhARHArHaRHARHAHrHArHarHaRHAHrArhAhrAHrAh rHaR dweez: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHA -- marcie making fun of her lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 October 1999 %% ed: I just got cursed at. Kest: cool! ed: I almost had an aneurism. ed: I think that somebody will have some evil things done to them on an hourly basis for the rest of their stay. ed: cron, don't fail me now. marcie: hahahahhahahahahaha -- ed being a BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 October 1999 %% marcie: tell me what you think of my resume marcie: www.snerk.net/resume.html Cyrano: well Cyrano: it needs more nude photos under the "Qualifications" section marcie: HArHarHaRHARHARHr -- Cyrano giving advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 October 1999 %% Vanyel: who invented the 13w3 interface Vanyel: and why doesnt he share what he was smoking? -- Vanyel bitching Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 1999 %% Vanyel: i can fill up 400 mb just by farting -- Vanyel discussing hard drive space Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 1999 %% Slayer: fuck you, weasel boy Vanyel: fuck you, mister, "I'm my own gravity well" -- vanyel and slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 1999 %% miri: fuck mickey mouse, thatd be cool Lisa: he is so fucking sexy Lisa: that is my fantasy vanyel: lisa, you are a sick bitch Lisa: i know Lisa: that is why you all love me -- Lisa being a sick bitch & Van being obvious Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 1999 %% Miswork: when I say the word "" what's the first definition that comes to your mind? Miswork: err Miswork: that's not the word Miswork: the word is Voluptuous marcie: moni's breasts marcie: :) Al: schwing. Miswork: ;P Miswork: seriously..what's the definition that you think of Al: schwing. Miswork: *chuckle* marcie: well marcie: heh Miswork: so...voluptuous has a positive connotation? or a negative one? marcie: actually marcie: "breasts" marcie: but that's cause i need to get laid :) -- marcie in need Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 1999 %% Mis: hey..friend of mine is going to be stuffing his t-day turkey with shrooms cuinhell: HAHAHHA vanyel: WERD wob: hahahahah wob: oh werd! cuinhell: inviting the family over too? vanyel: invite me wob: what a great idea wob: we did pot stuffing last year wob: mebbe we can get some shroomies and do that cuinhell: hey grandma, why you staring at the floral wallpaper like that? -- the geeks discussing the holidays Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 October 1999 %% Al: hey saundo...ever anagram your name? Al: mine is 'deep anal riot' saundo: no, I haven't saundo: and after that, I'm not sure I want to -- Saundo being wary Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 October 1999 %% vanyel: oh WERD vanyel: i love finding stuff when i clean cuinhell: found your penis? -- vanyel being domestic Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 1999 %% Slayer: whats this goddamned rubber thing on the mouse for cuinhell: safe sex -- cuinhell giving technical advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 1999 %% dweez: i hate guys who can't speak engilsy -- Dweez Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 1999 %% Slayer: remind me not to ask manuka why the fuck all his remotes are in coffee cups Slayer: and not ONe cup, but one cup per remote *** Lisa has been disconnected cuinhell: is there also coffee in them? Al: coffee cups. Slayer: no Slayer: not only are they all in seperate cups, but they're all angled the same direction Al: rearrange them and see if he notices Slayer: hrm, ok cuinhell: HHAHA Slayer: (what our subjects dont know is that we swithed their regular remotes for folgers instant remote controls) vanyel: ahahah Al: hee, hee -- Slay being bored Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 1999 %% ben: i sucessfully passed irritating programming task #1 off to a 3rd party ben: i shall now do nothing for the rest of the day cuinhell: excellent bofhing -- Paris being a sysadmin Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 September 1999 %% K: i'm sure they'll release a nuclear powered dildo for women in 2k -- K on progress Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 September 1999 %% Wicked: it's so windy out my dog cant stand still long enough to crap vanyel: now thats a lovely picture now in my head. -- Wicked sharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 September 1999 %% Cyrano: so meg meg: so james Cyrano: how do you cope with an overtly geek husband? Cyrano: my wife wants to know :) meg: hahhaa meg: um, i laff at him a lot Monty: heh, it'll be interesting later in life if I get married Cyrano: ahhh Cyrano: that works for my wife as well -- nothing more need be said Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 September 1999 %% Lisa: i need a date to homecoming Cyrano: homecoming Cyrano: hrm vanyel: AHAHAHAH Lisa: I have my youth Lisa: laugh as you will -- Lisa retaining her dignity Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 September 1999 %% vanyel: one of th e unix guys is playing britney spears in teh computer room vanyel: should I be scared? marcie: yea marcie: you should marcie: and you should kill him and put him out of his misery vanyel: afk -- Vanyel taking care of a problem Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 September 1999 %% Slayer: grease is one of the 4 major food groups marcie: damn straight Slayer: i forget the other 3 -- Slayer being Southern Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 September 1999 %% marcie: chickens were put on this earth for the express purpose of being killed and fried marcie: preferably by large black women AQUAMAN: or grilled marcie: no marcie: NO dammit marcie: FRIED AQUAMAN: heh marcie: that's the way the virgin Mary did chicken when Jesus was grwonig up -- marcie getting into a religious discussion Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 September 1999 %% vanyel: I take back everything I say about DBA's being as dumb as shit vanyel: and next time wob tries to tell me that DBA's are a s dumb as shit, i will correct him vanyel: I would NEVER in my entire life insult shit by comparing it to a DBA -- Vanyel speaking the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 September 1999 %% Slayer: wolves are so beautiful Slayer: i say that just before one starts licking his ballsac -- Slay being quotable Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 September 1999 %% vanyel: its not very often that I can jack off to a movie and get confused at teh same time. -- vanyel talking about watching "Wild Things" Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 September 1999 %% DontKnow: anyways, guess that I'll leave this place. I'll be sure to make an attempt to try and miss you guys and gals.. *** DontKnow has left the room: *waves* -- DontKnow being sentimental Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 September 1999 %% marcie: someone needs to bring me food. marcie: now. Slayer: sigh, ok Slayer: Slayer: this IS getting old -- Slayer being himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 September 1999 %% Cyrano: if all scsi had been differential from the start the world would be a happier place -- Cyrano pointing out the obvious Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 September 1999 %% Al: My name is 1nigo M0nt0y@. You misspelled my father. Prepare to vi. -- Al being quotable Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 September 1999 %% marcie: fuck marcie: i need to get laid. marcie: i'm drunk enough to mention that here. Slayer: sigh... ok, just this once Slayer: Mistress: oh yes Mistress: I need to get laid too marcie: bahahhaha Mistress: come here marcie Slayer: i suppose i can do it twice marcie: woo :) marcie trots over to moni Slayer takes some vitamins -- Mistress, marcie and Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 September 1999 %% Beastie: okay tiem to fix myself soBmethiN Beastie: GTOEAT Beastie: aclk Beastie: bad cat -- Beastie getting a word in edge-wise Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 September 1999 %% roo: what a day... major appliance delivery is tiring wob: so is my slackass job wob: im so tired from all this slacking wob: i need to slack more. cuinhell: HAHAHAHA -- wob complaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 September 1999 %% wob: dweez is so fucking tiny dweez connnects to marcie dweez: yah - so? wob: i just dont understand wob: please wob: ESXPLAIN IT TO ME wob: SHOW ME dweez: you like my toothpickdick wob: LET ME LICK IT dweez: ok dweez: :) dweez: unzip dweez: *plink* wob: weSLCHURP* wob: crap wob: SHIT wob: ITS STUCK IN MY TEETH marcie: BAHAHAHHAAHAHA wob: i need a toothpick to pick that toothpick out vanyel: here vanyel: use my dick -- the boyz being cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 September 1999 %% Slayer: oh god Slayer: i'm listening to some slow techno shit Slayer: and momma came in to do something Slayer: so she pulled her shirt down off her sholder and started dancing sorta Slayer: i said "what are you trying to do..." marcie: ugh Slayer: she said "be sexy" marcie: so how was the sex? Slayer: my mom rules Slayer: quick marcie runs marcie: hahahhahahahahahaha -- Slayer giving us details Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1999 %% Lisa: sex is overrated wob: thats ok wob: its still rated -- w0b making a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1999 %% vanyel: stop having netsex you dorks Slayer: shut up, you'll spoil it vanyel: now look what you did, you crashed my news server Slayer: i am just that good -- Slayer and Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1999 %% vanyel: burp vanyel: burning mp3 cds makes me hungry marcie: fucking slacker marcie: :) Slayer backhands marcie into a table Slayer: do not talk to my boy that way marcie: fucking slut wob backhands slay into a table wob: do not talk to my sun bitch that way marcie yanks slayer's penis out and chops it off wob: you have to pry it from his fingers first marcie: oh yeah marcie: forgot -- Slayer getting dissed yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1999 %% Manuka: oh, joy, did we forget to mention Fluffy to slayer? vanyel: i do. marcie snickers Slayer: what's a fluffy marcie: oh yes... fluffy marcie: the bengal tiger Manuka: Fluffy is the 450-lb bengal tigger marcie: O:) Slayer: and where is fluffy vanyel: up my ass. Manuka: he eats small children for breakfast AQUAMAN: i bet the food gets expensive then Manuka: and likes the occasional chihuaha as a tasty snack Slayer: so we're talking about marcie's vagina Manuka: DOH marcie: DOH AQUAMAN covers his eyes Psyche: that'll teach me to wake up -- marcie getting dissed Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 September 1999 %% Cyrano: 12 Seagate Elite-9's are the cream of the crop :) Al: *drewl* Cyrano: heh al Cyrano: would it help to say that I probably got them for about $6/ea al? Al pisses his pants Al shits himself Al cums pukes and sneezes Al: HOLY SHIT -- Al having a fit Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 September 1999 %% beer_ed: Luser called last week, wanted me to sort through 24gigs of backups to find his index.htm (yes .htm) and restore it. beer_ed: I said, it'd be faster for you to just redo it. marcie: ahahahahahahaha marcie: you go beer_ed: Bwa.. beer_ed: Dont' you have backups? beer_ed: Yes, yes I do. L: Then why can't you get this file for me? BOFH: Because it'd take several hours for the bacup to come off of tape, and thats several hours of system disruptoin for one file marcie: heehee beer_ed: Bofh: Backups aren't for single files, unless we make a mistake here :), backups for users are for largescale problems.. beer_ed: like disk failure. beer_ed: L: I still dont' understand how this affects me. beer_ed: Bofh: It means I won't be getting your index.htm off of tape. marcie: bwahahahahahahaha beer_ed: L: then I'm going to cancel my account. Bofh: *nods* Ok. beer_ed: L: You mean you wouldnt' take my files from backup even if I won't be a customer? marcie: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA beer_ed: Bofh: No, beer_ed: L: Then what if I erase a bunch of your files and make you put them back on, then you would restore my files. marcie: oh, i KNOW he didn't beer_ed: Bofh: No, I'd terminate your account, see the AUP regarding malicious acts towards our systems. beer_ed: L: *click* beer_ed: Luser called later that day to say that he found his index.htm on his machine and put it backup, thinks we should re-examine our backup policy. beer_ed: *grins* beer_ed: Bofh 1, Luser -1 marcie smirks beer_ed: I'd like to see him try removing my files. beer_ed: if he can read/write them, then they aren't important to me *grins* beer_ed: fucking lusers.. beer_ed: gotta hate 'em! -- ed telling of his adventures Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 September 1999 %% ben: i need sex on the side *** carrye has entered room 'Main' carrye: heyyall ben: never mind marcie: ahahahahahhah -- Carrye unwittingly walking into it Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% ben: scronk marcie: now? ben: if you're not too busy marcie: oh all right marcie: *SCRONKSCRONKSCRONK* ben: i feel cheap and used marcie: well yeah marcie: and this is a problem why? ben: never said it was a problem ben: ;) -- Paris enjoying himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% Vanyel: well i ruined my chanced to get real pussy tonite Slayer: what, you woke up? cuinhell: he left the animal shelter -- Vanyel getting dissed Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% Vanyel: sex on tv is one of the best inventions of all time -- Vanyel getting off, so to speak Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% *** Al has entered room 'Main' Al: *phart* cuinhell: ASS! Al: yep, that's where it came from cuinhell: excellent -- Al and cuinhell sharing a guy bonding moment Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% Monty: word to your respective matriarchial figures -- Monty, werd y0 Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1999 %% AQUAMAN burps AQUAMAN: hmm. AQUAMAN: I don't remember eating that. -- Aquaman getting amnesia Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 1999 %% Slayer: i wish i were god Vanyel: well Slayer: oh, so you want to ban prayer in church? HAVE A HURRICANE! Vanyel: i'm satan Vanyel: that close enough Slayer: and for all you in LA laughing at florida, HAVE AN EARTHQUAKE! Slayer: and for all you in wyoming laughing at the other two, BE WYOMING! Slayer: my will be done. Slayer: there isnt enough bowing a scraping in here dammit! -- Slayer on a power trip Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 1999 %% wob: MY OWN RAID AT HOME dweez: a raid bitch box wob: HOW GEEKY FUCKING COOL Cyrano: ahahah wob: FISHER PRICES MY FIRST RAID -- wob fantasizing Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 1999 %% vanyel: I hate knowing NT vanyel: itmakes me feel so cheap vanyel: its like admitting you fucked some 600lb ugly bitch -- vanyel feeling violated and used Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 1999 %% wob: dave? what are you doing, dave? Sarge: nothing hal, just bend over like a good boy.... vanyel: weirdos. -- Sarge getting quoted for once Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 1999 %% Slayer lays a big wet lesbian kiss on manuka Al: you're kidding Slayer: i never kid about lesbian kisses -- Slayer being himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 1999 %% Mistress: sick..you guys are just completely sick Mistress: no wonder I hang out here so much -- Mistress in admiration Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 1999 %% marcie: yawn vanyel shoves his penis in marcie's mouth while the gettin is good vanyel: jesus AQUAMAN: yes? vanyel: i have just suprassed slayer in teh sick bastard catagory vanyel chastises hismelf Cyrano: vanyel: i have just suprassed slayer in teh sick bastard catagory vanyel: i dont know wether to be proud or ashamed -- vanyel being horrified Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 1999 %% vanyel: life lesson #3208720893465923746 vanyel: kicking hardware is OK while wearing loafers. It is NOT okay when vanyel: wearing steel-toed doc martens. Kestrel: hahahahhaa Kestrel: what did you cave in? vanyel: my backup server -- vanyel learning another lesson Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 1999 %% cuinhell: i use an old apple to run some servos and jerk me off while I am browsing porn wob: good application cuinhell: oh wait, i WOULD use cuinhell: ;) wob: better hope it doesnt crash on y2k and cut yer dick off. -- wob pointing out a flaw Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1999 %% vanyel: our vp is at a dude ranch in the middle of nowhere in montana vanyel: he wants to check his email vanyel: so we ship him a satalite phone, at quite a cost vanyel: it cost us like... 800 bucks to get it to him vanyel: and he is complaining that its too slow vanyel: he has 20 megs of mail vanyel: he was on the phone for like 10 hrs and only got 2 megs vanyel: so our servers are broken,. vanyel: at this point i'd say vanyel: PICK UP YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONE vanyel: CALL YOUR SECRETARY vanyel: AND HAVE HER READ YOUR EMAIL TO YOU cuinhell: HAHHAHAHAHAHARHARHARHAHR cuinhell: whiny fucking vp's cuinhell: they get higher up in management and they get more and more whiny vanyel: we spent 300K so he can get his email in the middle of nowhere vanyel: thats not including usage for 15 hrs straight of service vanyel: thats 300,000 DOLLARS US vanyel: so a VP CAN GET HIS EMAIL on VACATION -- Vanyel having a Dilbert moment Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1999 %% Marianne: dammit.. work keeps interfering with my chatting -- Marianne getting her priorities straight Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1999 %% Slayer: of course we'd also have to all get off at the same time -- Slayer being taken out of context Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 1999 %% Slayer: i dont like the term 'bisexual' ben: bisexuals don't like the term 'slayer' -- Paris and Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 1999 %% K: OBJECTS IN UNDERWEAR MAY APPEAR LARGER THAN THEY ARE -- K admitting his inadequacies Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 1999 %% vanyel: it seems my penis can only handle so much input marcie: i hear that's a common bug vanyel: if you stroke it too much, it spits out what ever is in teh testicle buffer vanyel: daom, i'm a geek -- vanyel stunned into realization of his nature Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 September 1999 %% Jael: So why you moving to D? Slayer: because it's not mississippi Jael: That is a good reason Slayer: and they have lesbian bars Jael: and how does that benifit you? Slayer: atmosphere Slayer: if i'm going to not be getting laid, it might as well be by lesbians marcie: bahahahahhaa Al: hahahahah Al: I like the way this man thinks. -- Slayer getting perspective Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1999 %% Deanna: I've had to take the damned lid off of it do many times that I don't even put the screws back in it anymore. Slayer: exactly what kind of vagina DO you have -- Slayer, curious Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 August 1999 %% saundo: aaaaah saundo: starksy and hutch saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH saundo: Fantasy Island saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH saundo: Miami Vice saundo faints Slayer: hawaii 5 0 marcie oh dears marcie lures saundo with visions of Laverne and Shirley marcie: in saran wrap and stiletto heels marcie: HArHaRHAHRARHAHRAHRARAR saundo: the only good thing about hawaii five-o is the opening sequence saundo schwings saundo: oh baby saundo: more marcie: bahahahahahaha saundo: with lenny and squiggy bent over in posing pouches saundo: ah HA saundo: so THAT's why they worked at the brewery marcie shudders marcie: you are an evil man, saundo marcie: EVIL I SAY saundo: hee hee *** Kestrel has entered room 'Main' saundo: that'll teach you to taunt me Kestrel: wheeeee marcie smirks -- Saundo and marcie trading taunts Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 August 1999 %% Slayer: complete your progress through puberty and then i might listen to what you have to sey about sexual relationships cuinhell: HAHAH marcie: bahahahaAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Slayer: say saundo: *KOFF* saundo: C | N > K -- Slay getting one over on Monty Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 August 1999 %% marcafk: blar Slayer: blar! :) vanyel: marcie marcafk: yes, dammit marcafk: blar! *** marcafk is now known as mzrcie Slayer: what's up? :) mzrcie: whoops *** mzrcie is now known as marcie Slayer: i like mzrcie better :) marcie: i am dreaming bad things about gina gershon and how much i want to fuck her senseless marcie: was that too much information? Slayer: no :) marcie: O;) marcie: cool Slayer: no problem :) Slayer: so what's up? :) marcie: there's something amiss here.... Slayer: what's that? :) marcie: something really weird marcie: and fucked up marcie: i can't put my finger on it Slayer: how so? :) marcie furrows her brow and looks puzzled, then her face gets a look of horror marcie: YOU marcie: ARE USING Slayer: me? :) marcie: SMILEYS Slayer: oh no! :) marcie: AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY marcie: STOP IT marcie: RIGHT NOW marcie: DAMN YOU Slayer: oh shit, i thought i was romantic for a minute there marcie: damn marcie: thank god marcie: it IS you Slayer: thank the lesbiangods you pointed it out to me marcie: and not a pod person Slayer: pod? marcie: body snatcher Slayer: oh marcie: creepy marcie: don't do it again, man marcie: you scared me -- marcie getting scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 August 1999 %% *** Al has entered room 'Main' Al: hobbagoozis weeblejeebles!!!!!! marcie: you don't say? Al: yebbica noddafoondo flipticuadda bing! marcie: astounding Al: thinggy! marcie: i completely agree -- another conversation of typical intelligence Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 August 1999 %% marcie: i would do gina in a hot second marcie: my god marcie: that woman is amazing marcie: especially in leather cuinhell: she'd be more amazing in just skin marcie: NO SHIT cuinhell: and bouncing on my c0q marcie: no marcie: on my face marcie: dammit wob: STOP IT wob: SOTP IT wob: STOP IT wob: STOP IT YOU BITCHES wob: IM TRYING TO GET WORK DONE wob: YOU ARE EVIL wob: ALL OF YOU marcie: HArHaRHARhAHRAHRhaRHARHarHarHArHarHarHAR wob: IM GOINT TO HAVE TO MAKE A TRIP TO THE STALL marcie: you and me both wob: hahahaha -- marcie torturing the boys with pictures of Gina Gershon in leather Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 August 1999 %% topdawg: i'm tyhinking about putting the linux system out in the middle of the highway Manuka: hope it gets hit by a PCI bus? marcie thwacks manuka for bad puns wob: wewp wob: total recall rools. Manuka doh's as he gets BUSted marcie rolls her eyes Manuka: isa not funny marcie: you're such a card :) wob: apparently i have shown up during really bad geek joke night. marcie: yes marcie: yes you have wob: heh Manuka: it really irqs the hell out of me... gonna have to address that issue, and ram it home. wob: marcie wob: please wob: take 'care' of yer husband wob: ;) marcie: heheh marcie: he's just got a lot of drive wob: OH MAN wob: IT DOESNT GET ANY BETTER marcie: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA wob: I AM IN BAD GEEK JOKE HELL wob: I MUST PACKET MYSELF UP AND GET THE FSCK OUTA HERE marcie: you have a good case, wob Manuka: that's my boy :) wob: alas wob: i must take the default route to bed. marcie: i may have to monitor this conversation wob: and sleep() wob: shutdown -i0 -g0 -y marcie greps wob on the way out -- the geeks being punny Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 August 1999 %% cuinhell: calling them motherfucking cocksuckers is an affront to motherfucking cocksuckers everywhere, but it must be done -- cuinhell on US West Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 August 1999 %% wob: i have a raging bull in my panties. -- we don't wanna know, wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 August 1999 %% Mistress nibbles on marcie marcie nuzzles moni Mistress: how's the cutues bofh I know? Mistress: cutest even marcie wiggles marcie: getting ready to jet outta work wob: OK GET THE HOT LESBO SEX ACTION GOING NOW wob: IM ALL READY wob: oh wob: sorry Mistress just got home Mistress: heh wob wob: those thoughts were supposed to stay in my head wob: and not come outa my fingers. marcie: bahahahahhahahahaha -- wob taking a break from work Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 August 1999 %% wob: HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY -- wob exclaiming, erm, something Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 August 1999 %% wob: there's nothing like a datacenter power outage to wear you out. -- wob at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 August 1999 %% Cyrano: I should know better than to browse the web at 2am Cyrano: there are some things out there I did _not_ need to know about Cyrano: although elric: hit the alt.bin.pic.ero.plumperspage? :P Cyrano: bah Cyrano: no, much worse than that elric: nothing is worse than that Cyrano: anime amputee fetishists Manuka: eep! elric: hahaha Cyrano: no shit -- Cyrano getting grossed out, for once Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 August 1999 %% Vanyel: USWest. cuinhell: damn van, there are some things you just don't say in public -- cuinhell chastising Vanyel for obscenity Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 1999 %% tish humps marcie's leg marcie hops onto tishy's lap and wiggles marcie: hehehehhehehe Slayer: that's my leg, use the other one -- Slay being clever Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 August 1999 %% ed: anybody wanna go pick off USWest linemen with me? wob: werd wob: im there duod. Cyrano: hell yah DontKnow: count me in. -- US West is REALLY loved by EN geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 August 1999 %% Vanyel: one of my sites in minnesota got rained on Vanyel: hole in the roof cuinhell: HAHAHAHREHARAHRAHR Vanyel: right over the nt server cuinhell: fucking minnesotans Vanyel: all the other servers were fine Vanyel: so the nt server soaked up all the water. Vanyel: it made an excelent spoonge marcie: bahahahaahAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA -- Vanyel pointing out the uses of Windows NT Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 August 1999 %% Slayer: i wonder what it's like to be stupid -- Slayer being modest Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 August 1999 %% Clapton: how do i tell who is in here? marcie: telepathy Vanyel: /e show users *** Clapton has left the room: show users Vanyel: I am going to go to hell. marcie: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Vanyel demonstrating the 'exit' command Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 August 1999 %% marcie: HArHaRHaRHAHrAHrAHrAHRHARarARHA marcie: gawd marcie: why the fuck is EN down marcie: this is marcie: like marcie: not cool marcie: and i'm starting to sound like wob marcie: HELP ME cuinhell: HAHAHAHRHARHARHAR -- marcie needing help room 'nest' on Auggie BBS, 17 August 1999 %% Slayer: don't mind me, i'm just licking the TV screen where reese witherspoon's belly is -- Slayer lusting over another woman Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 August 1999 %% *** Al has entered room 'Main' marcie: al Al hates windows. Al: thank you. *** Al has left the room -- Al telling us how he REALLY feels Eagle's Nest BBS, 06 August 1999 %% marcie: every guy i've ever met would do lots for a blowjob marcie: LOTS cuinhell: yes. cuinhell: I would even be pleasant to be around for a blow. :) cuinhell: but it better be a DAMN good blow marcie: ahahahhahahaahhahahaha -- cuinhell on sexual favors Eagle's Nest BBS, 06 August 1999 %% Vanyel: its 80's MP3 day at the AlliedSignal 2101 computer room today Vanyel: i got a little change in my pocket going jingalingaling marcie: dammit leo marcie: i'm going to hurt you severely marcie: now i've got that fucking stupid song in my head Vanyel: want the mp3? marcie: NO marcie: BITCH Vanyel cackles evilly -- Vanyel torturing marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 06 August 1999 %% vanyel: i need to go to the doctors marcie: well marcie: then you should go vanyel: im listning to carley simon MP3's vanyel: and LIKING THEM vanyel: yorue so vain vanyel: i bet you think hthis song is about you marcie: oh dear marcie: you DO need to go to the doctor vanyel: dont you? vanyel: dont you? cuinhell: van, immediately start listening to white zombie...and don't stop until you want to rub carly simon's face off with a cheese grater vanyel: will NIN do? cuinhell: NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE -- Vanyel needing serious help Eagle's Nest BBS, 06 August 1999 %% Cyrano: geek is building a NeXT laptop Cyrano: sick sick sick -- Cyrano being sick and wrong Eagle's Nest BBS, 05 August 1999 %% Sarge: I am old, you are ancient, and well dweez...he should already be dead ;) Wicked: you should hope you're in such good shape when you're as "old" as dweez marcie: yes marcie: dweez is a studly hunk of manlove marcie: and besides that marcie: he's cute :) Wicked: I wouldn't go that far marcie: ahahahahaha Wicked: cute yes. studly hunk of manlove? debatable Slayer: hey, you used that same line on me, you whore marcie: yes well marcie: i'm just easy Slayer: coughwhorecough Wicked: at least you're honest marcie: damn straight -- marcie being sociable Eagle's Nest BBS, 05 August 1999 %% DM: elvis isnt dead... he just logged onto EN and sat in Chat -- DarkMuse solving the mystery Eagle's Nest BBS, 05 August 1999 %% cuinhell: I am building a new baseload of 95 for all the lusers out there. cuinhell: I install the 95 y2K patch and it needs to reboot, so I switch back to this machine. when I switch back it's locked at "please wait for your system to shutdown" cuinhell: excellent patch. cuinhell: solves all y2k problems by making the machine unusable -- cuin taking good care of his lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 05 August 1999 %% wob: i like lwm wob: it is tiny and fast. wob: like dweez -- w0b on a window manager Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% Slayer: clit cuinhell: tit marcie: bit marcie: figures y'all would name female body parts and the first thing i think of has to do with computers marcie: am i a geek or what -- marcie being a geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% cuinhell: werd K: werd marcie: werd cuinhell: werd marcie: wr0d cuinhell: wird marcie: w3rd cuinhell: were'd marcie: damn we must be bored cuinhell: yes. -- the g33ks being bored Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% vanyel: my head feels like its running windows NT vanyel: its slow, bloated, and feels like it just crashed into q brick wall -- Vanyel with a cold Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% vanyel: something in this officeis making e sick vanyel: as soon as i leave, i feel fine marcie: van... they're called CUSTOMERS -- Vanyel missing the obvious Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% Marianne: you people make cats sounds like fun, buti think they're still evil -- Mari being a dog person Eagle's Nest BBS, 03 August 1999 %% Cerberus: I launched a fuckign search engine last week :D wob: werd Cerberus: it is completely and totally 100% a porn archive wob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wob: HAHAHAhHAaHAHjkashfdlkajsdhfas;lkdjf17~hasdf Cerberus: i swear to god, look up "dogs" and you get the top 60 hits are "fucking dogs from behind: why they are better or worse than sheep" wob: YOU ROOL CERB wob: HAHAHAHAH Cerberus: wanna know why? Cerberus: because one of the things it indexes is members.aol.com, where there are like 5 million AOL memebers with their homepages Cerberus: it's 98% porn. Cerberus: it's like the largest porn archive on the net, as far a swe know wob: ahhahahhhahhaaahahaha wob: HAhAHAAHHAhahAHAHAHAH Cerberus: it's at 10TB now or something. wob: AOL PRON! Cerberus: I want to register www.10tbporn.com and aim it there Cerberus: but i'd get fired :( marcie: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAA wob: AMETEUR AOL PRON wob: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Cerberus: heh. it's hilarious Cerberus: they are now making members a gigantic SAN and uber-redundant wob: that fucking rules Cerberus: cuz - you gotta have highly available porn Cyrano: zerb Cyrano: rofl Cerberus: JAMEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ wob: that fucking rules -- Cerb the AOL BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% cuinhell: fyesiuygiwhgiushuoighiusiushgiushihgsd marcie: that's what YOU think cuinhell: shaddap. cuinhell: :) Lia: heh marcie: :) wob: asldfkjaslkdfsdafasdfadfa;sldkfhjalsdkfhasdkljfhasdkjlfhasdfkjahfalk jsdfhasdlkjfhaskjdfhaslkjdfhzskjdhasdlkjfhasdkjfhaskjdfhaslkjdfhsadl kjfhasdlkjfhasdkjlfhasdlkjf cuinhell: yes. marcie: allrightythen Lia: and another thing Lia: quwrhpqjnfjksanviuwoiuqywrepyqioyteproiuypiuoqrtpoqiyporuhjkvmcxnbui eqhfvihvjhvclhvfhioshavfiu cuinhell: no. Lia: you want to debate that point? cuinhell: no need. -- another intelligent night on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% Darkethe: a guy told me about this bar he went to, where SCA members got in fights with goths all the time cuinhell: dorks fighting dorks? what was it, a slapping ocxntest? cuinhell: contest too Darkethe: cuinhell: no, they got pretty rough. those SCA dudes can whip the hell outta ya with bigass pieces of rattan -- Dark warning everyone off SCA geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% *** Darkethe has entered room 'Main' Slayer: 8 characters, there, chief Darkethe: screw your archaic system marcie: love it or leave it, weenie boy ... Darkethe: Graey, when will these people start being funny, like the logs ;) marcie: oh, i see marcie: another quote file groupie marcie: i lose more newbies that way Darkethe: rofl, no, just a friend of Graey/Slayer/Willie marcie: www.snerk.net/quotes/enquotes.txt marcie: amuse yourself there until you can be witty -- marcie engaging in a battle of wits with an unarmed person Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% Vanyel: if i was a black guy, id grow a great big afro, you know, 3 feet high Vanyel: and cut a hole in the middle to keep stuff in Vanyel: like my keys, nachoes -- Vanyel impressing the girlies Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 August 1999 %% Cider: a spider isn't big unless you can positively identify it while travveling at 65 mph down the highway. -- DontKnow giving advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 01 August 1999 %% marcie: mdzxlkjadljakjasdf Vanyel: no Vanyel: you mean sahnjksdbnmvcnrjlas;fjdf Vanyel: right? marcie: ohyeah marcie: sahnjksdbnmvcnrjlas;fjdf marcie: my bad -- Vanyel correcting marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 1999 %% cuinhell: arciebeeyptch marcie: no marcie: dammit, cuin marcie: how many times do i have to tell you marcie: it's ARCIEBEEYPTCH! cuinhell: no. marcie: :) cuinhell: it's fucking 400 billion degrees here this week. cuinhell: there is no enthusiam. marcie: ahahahhhhaah cuinhell: it's sucking my will to live. cuinhell: in fact, i am planning a trip to the sun to cool off next week -- cuinhell telling us how hot it REALLY is Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 July 1999 %% wob: Network Access with GAWK wob: that is sick. *** meg has left the room wob: this is wob: frightening wob: why would anyone do this to themselves. wob: this is not natural. ed: I dunno ed: a fucking gawk webserver *harharharh* ed: I just found it funny.. wob: i know wob: it is funny wob: just sick and twistedly funny wob: i mean wob: who the fuck wob: thought up doing all that shit with awk ed: I been shoing it to everybody I can find today so we can laugh at it. ed: somebody who didn't know perl *smirk* marcie: this... is just WRONG. -- wob and ed on a scary web page Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 1999 %% vanyel: hrm, i feel funny vanyel: should i call a doctor? Twister: no that's normal Twister: death is immenent vanyel: cool -- Vanyel accepting his lot Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 1999 %% wob: burp Vanyel: bad wob. Vanyel: you ate auggie, didnt you? -- Vanyel accusing wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 July 1999 %% *** AQUAMAN has entered room 'Main' AQUAMAN: Ass! AQUAMAN: I have been moved. marcie: you have been moved? AQUAMAN: Yes. I have been moved by the _eloquently_ depicted idea of ass presented by cuinhell. marcie: i see. marcie: he has this effect on people. AQUAMAN: moved i.e. emotionall stirred. I feel compelled to repeat "ass" a few times. AQUAMAN: But never in a row. And yes, I agree. marcie nods solemnly marcie: i think you'll find, however, that you will be much more emotionally moved marcie: if you say it this way: marcie: ASS! marcie: instead of: marcie: Ass! marcie: it has more dramatic impact... more *punch*, if you will. wob: blah. AQUAMAN: Oh, how true. But not to discount that if you sa Ass! that it has no merit. marcie: you make a good point -- the geeks having an intellectual discussion Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 July 1999 %% Mistress: now...chocolate ice cream with swirls of carmel, topped with hot fudge, whipped ream, nuts and a cherry....tha'ts multiple orgaasms with a sexy woman making wild love on a lazy Saturday morn Mistress: morning Mistress: and I think I need to get laid -- Moni after a discussion on ice cream and sex Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 July 1999 %% vanyel: sendmail hurts my brain -- Vanyel admitting his one flaw Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 1999 %% roo: you dont see inner city kids getting diagnosed with ADD Monty: it's real, it's awful cuz it causes you to act completly out of impulse K: INNER CITY KIDS ARE TOO BUSY BEING DIAGNOSED WITH MURDER ONE -- K making a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 1999 %% dweez farts Slayer shits dweez: cool dweez: we are of one brain dweez: and one ass -- dweez and Slayer bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% Vanyel: fucking exchange server Vanyel: keeping me from getting laid tonite Monty: bah K: dude K: your face K: is keeping you from gettin laid tonight -- Kevin dissing Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% K: i remember when i was a senior in high school K: i shit every day K: at 12:35 meg: hahaha K: for a long while K: that's regular. K: i wouldn't know regular now K: if it snuck up and bit me in the ass -- K complaining about getting old Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% Monty: Did somebody say botulism? cuinhell: ok, time for burger king -- cuinhell being ironic Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% Slayer: i think it's time you all knew something about me Slayer: time to come out of the closet marcie: you're a lesbian? Slayer: i'm straight... Slayer: a heterosexual Slayer: please dont judge me marcie: OH GOD marcie: i can't believe it marcie: i thought i raised you better than this Slayer: well, you wont give me a t shirt Slayer: i dont have much choice! Slayer: you just dont understand me! marcie: i gave you all the proper role modesls Slayer runs to his room and slams the door marcie: i even had ru paul come over and talk to you when you turned 13 marcie: you're a disappointment! Slayer: THAT'S WHY I'M STRAIGHT! marcie: no son of mine is going to be one of ... of THEM! marcie goes into a rage and cuts slay out of the will -- Slay coming out of the closet Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1999 %% Slayer: correction: it's a commercial for "AD&D is satanic" marcie: yes marcie: ad&d is satanic marcie: which means slayer is a servant of satan wob: fucking devil boy marcie waits for slayer's head to start spinning around spewing pea soup wob: I COMDEMN YOU TO HELL, BITCH wob: haha Vanyel: well i am satan Vanyel: so slay, go get me a soda -- Vanyel and his human servant Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 1999 %% cuinhell: hmmm, something is wrong with the SMS servers again. jobs are actually completing in a timely manner -- cuinhell looking askance Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% slay whips it out slay: this is like a cock, only smaller -- Slayer having personal problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% Marianne: damn funeral home wanting to sell me p lots Marianne: hell, i ain't dead yet slay: maybe it's a hint -- Mariane being loved Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% Al: is it possible to make homemade doritos with cheap-ass store-brand corn chips and a fully loaded spice rack ? cuinhell: hahaha cuinhell: um, maybe marcie: worth trying cuinhell: or. cuinhell: you could just buy doritoes cuinhell: -e Al: dammit Al: that's wouldn't be the same Al: I'm trying to HACK snackfood here Al: don't kill my dreams man! cuinhell: ahahaha -- Al dreaming big Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% vanyel: YES vanyel: I AM SUCH AN ELEET NT HAX0R vanyel: like thats an accomplishment -- Vanyel showing off, sort of Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1999 %% cuinhell: i always quote my ass now cuinhell: i have a feeling it is trying to communicate something that I am missing cuinhell: someone else may figure it out Lia: it's saying "stop eating burritos" -- Lia giving valuable advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 July 1999 %% Vanyel: try reading coredumps on shrooms Vanyel: they make sense. -- Vanyel giving tips Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 1999 %% Slayer: i called zip a godless heathen Slayer: she meowed at me Slayer: i fed her -- Slay being conquered Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 1999 %% marcie: what do you want for your birthday? Lisa: money marcie: heheh Lisa: clothes Lisa: or a cd player installed into my car marcie: something not expensive :) Lisa: money isn't expensive unless you get a lot of it -- another classic quote from Lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 1999 %% vanyel: bah bah vanyel: black sheep vanyel: have you any wool vanyel: yes sir yes sir but i CANT FUCKING NETBOOT THIS THING vanyel: and he goes and blows the little boy away wiht a tek-9 -- Vanyel twitching Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 1999 %% Slayer: you call me a slovenly redneck just because i put chip crumbs in the bowl of dip and scoop it out with my hands? -- Slayer displaying his heritage Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 1999 %% *** u235 has been disconnected *** u235 has entered room 'Main' Marianne: heh u235: JESUS THIS IS UNREAL wob: vahhaaah u235: I'm going to kill them...and their families u235: I bet this is how the serbian/kosovo thing started wob: lol Marianne: ahahaha wob: over an ISP dispute u235: I bet kosovo ISP kept dropping Melosovich's internet connection -- u235 getting mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 1999 %% wob: man wob: so close to being able to never leaving the house marcie: ahahahahahaha wob: now if i just found a grocery store that delivered wob: i'd never leave marcie: netgrocer.com :) wob: netflix.com just fucking rules wob: ut oh wob: heh Cyrano: ahahahah wob: the dream may come true -- w0b trying to achieve oneness with his computer Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% Cyrano: someone find me a good cheap UPS :) wob: haha wob: good luck ;) Cyrano: (before I wire a 1KVA automobile inverter into a bank of deep cycle batteries) -- Cyrano preparing to hack Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% Slayer: marcie... help ... Slayer: please Slayer: anybody marcie: whut Slayer: i'm starting to like things about win95 marcie: eesh marcie: you must be cured marcie smacks slayer on the forehead and screams "BE HEALED!" Slayer throws up split pea soup Vanyel: win 95 is ok for some things marcie snickers cuinhell: smack him wiht the deadly axe of truth Vanyel: like games and stuff marcie: you are now healed marcie: now marcie: give me $1000000 -- slayer pleading for help Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% marcie: oh ghod marcie: this white boy i work with is rapping marcie: time for teh headphones cuinhell: HAHAHAHAHRHARHARHAR Vanyel: ow. wob: werd, y0! cuinhell: fucking whigger Vanyel: or 3 gigs of MP3's marcie tuns up "momentary lapse of reason" -- marcie worshipping Pink Fl0yd Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% cuinhell: i now have a consultants badge. I feel even more arrogant already cuinhell: BOW BEFORE MY BILLABLENESS! -- cuinhell getting full of himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1999 %% Slayer: oral sex to anyone who can find me a decent rip of aint talkin boy love Slayer: boy = bout marcie: heh marcie: what a freudian slip, slay Slayer: i'll say -- Slay making an oopsy Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 July 1999 %% *** Vanyel is now known as FARTyel *** FARTyel is now known as SHITyel SHITyel: brb Slayer: ahahaha Slayer: guess that one got away from him -- Van losing control of his bodily functions Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 July 1999 %% K: This device complies with Part 15 of the FCC Rules. Vanyel: so does my dick Vanyel: tho sometimes i wave it at the tv, and the reception goes nuts -- Vanyel bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 July 1999 %% Cyrano overclocks his keyboard... Sarge: you are just wrong -- Cyrano being wrong Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 July 1999 %% K: hey K: after you get married K: is it wrong to pick the lane at the grocery store with the hottest chick in it? marcie: nah marcie: i did that today marcie: :) K: ahahahaha -- marcie on her pick-up techniques Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 July 1999 %% K: rememeber the little handheld ass baster K: that your parents used to use on yer ass K: when you were constipated and 2 years old wob: what? wob: WHAT? cuinhell: WTF? wob: NO K: its a ass baster elric: AHRAHRAHARH K: you fill it with water wob: I HAD NORMAL PARENTS K: and squiert it up yer ass cuinhell: HAHAAHAHAHA elric: the portable enima baster wob: I DIDNT HAVE PARENTS THAT SHOVED SHIT UP MY ASS -- K and company being themselves Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 July 1999 %% *** marcie has entered room 'Main' marcie: fleh *** Lisa has entered room 'Main' Al: fleh? *** Manuka has entered room 'Main' marcie: fleh. Al: fleh? Lisa: I've been here for years and I still don't know what the hell you people ever say -- Lisa being confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1999 %% Cyrano: he sings a bit like william shatner but without the musical ability -- Cyrano on Richard Stallman singing the Open Source Software song Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1999 %% Cyrano: if I hear the term "open source" just one more time... Vanyel: SHUT YOUR OPEN SOURCE< UNCLEFUCKER! wob: hahahahaha Cyrano: I swear I will shove Eric Raymond up Richard Stallman's ass wob: hahahaha wob: now that wob: would be a true wob: sick fucking combo wob: good god wob: you'd never shut it up wob: ever wob: EVER -- Cyrano and w0b venting Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1999 %% marcie: cute chick alert saundo: where? marcie: she gives me the eyeball when she comes in every morning saundo: bahahahahah marcie: i wonder if she's a dyke marcie: either that or she's trying to figure out if i am :) saundo: it's either that, or the fact that you're naked at your desk again marcie marcie: OH YEAH marcie: shit saundo: I mean, I can understand forgetting pants marcie: forgot about that saundo: but everything else? saundo: that's just WEIRD -- saundo and marcie together again Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 1999 %% saundo: soggie is a multiple personality disorder sufferer on PCP, crystal meth AND coke saundo: doesn't know who it is, can't stop being everyone and has to do everything at 400mph marcie: bahahahaahaahahahahahahahhahaha -- saundo on Auggie BBS Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 1999 %% K: speaking of saundo K: you used to tell me i annoyed you and you didn't like me K: and we never really started talking until i married courtney K: and usually i'm the net prick saundo: K, I think you're a pretentious fuck saundo: but I can respect that :-) -- saundo bonding with k Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 1999 %% K: i bet i don't get disconnected 4 times a night K: using aohell marcie: that's sick, man K: its the most reliable isp in jax K: and the fastest Vanyel: move. -- Kevin getting desperate Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 1999 %% cuinhell: yes. panic and run around. it makes it more interesting when you all vaporize marcie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- cuinhell watching "The Day After" Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 1999 %% cuinhell: BOW TO MY RTWW cuinhell: -R wob: RTWW wob: RADIOACTIVE TWW wob: WERD wob: IT GLOWS IN THE DARK wob: ! cuinhell: HAHAHAHHA -- wob makes a discovery Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1999 %% cuinhell: linda rondstat and aaron nevile....there is no greater hell -- cuinhell displaying his musical preference Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1999 %% cuinhell: i came blood once marcie: that can't be healthy cuinhell: that was the last time I used a cheese grater as a sexual device marcie: HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA -- cuinhell revealing Too Much Information Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 July 1999 %% Slayer: stop it dyke! Slayer: i mean Slayer: stop id goddess! marcie: and don't you forget it cuinhell: BWAHA Slayer: i already told you i loved you Slayer: what more do you want marcie: only your immortal soul Slayer: i dont HAVCE one marcie: oh yeah marcie: shit -- Slayer bowing and scraping Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Cyrano: (btw, a ss10 with a 7200rpm disk feels like a washing machine on spin cycle) < later that same evening... > Cyrano: ok Cyrano: 7200rpm drives are fun while they last, but they do _not_ last :-( -- Cyrano having fun with Sun hardware Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Vanyel: i wil now type with my erect penis Vanyel: helllo worl,kd -- Vanyel showing off Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Cyrano: tip of the day: a ss10 hard drive mounting kit can be built out of chewing gum, duct tape, and 5/8" rubber grommets -- Cyrano being a hardware geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% cuinhell: awwww, how cute. wav file of someone's kid saying "i love you daddy" *delete* -- cuinhell being a true sysadmin Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% cuinhell: people have the STUPID gateway ads (with who are you song) as mpgs....*delete out of sheer spite* marcie: cuin marcie: man marcie: you are rapidly becoming my hero cuinhell: i can feel the power removing all compassion Manuka: hehehe marcie: pahahahahhahaha marcie: that's the way it SHOULD BE -- cuinhell being BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Manuka: and then at the checkout, I impale my nuts on some lady's cart Mistress: umm..that's forplay? Mistress: and I thought I was kinky -- Manuka on his adventures in Wal-Mart Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% Manuka: and throughout, street entertainers, bums, and attractive nubile young women marcie: yes Mistress: *perk* marcie: ESPECIALLY attractive nubile young women Mistress: nubile young women in short shorts eating ice cream marcie: like the belly dancer the other night marcie: oh my my Manuka: usually, of the small-breasted variety, wearing spaghetti tank tops, no bra, and at the whims of the cool mountain breezes Mistress whimpers Mistress vibrator cringes and tries to hide under the bed. Manuka: oh, and that belly dancer. OH MY FUCKING GOD cuinhell: stop it! I am stuck at WORK! Mistress: which isn't as nice as being sucked at work marcie: so true cuinhell: exactly mis -- Manuka on the street mall in Boulder, CO Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 1999 %% cuinhell: i used our ds3 to download 661 new southpark sounds :) cuinhell: i am a dedicated and loyal employee -- cuinhell working very hard Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 1999 %% saundo: that whole nightgown and video store erection complex thingy saundo: saundo: this is a man who has to crouch when he walks through a mall saundo: saundo: "Me, no, just a... uh... muscle problem" -- Saundo, regarding Vanyel getting a woody over Lia in a nightgown Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 June 1999 %% vanyel: i'm taking an exchange 5.5 class this week vanyel: its amazing... vanyel: microsoft managed to take something that a small unix server could handle, and made it necesary to have many MANY servers to do the same thing. vanyel: the instructor hates me Sarge: hahahaha -- vanyel being loyal to the Cause(tm) Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 1999 %% cuinhell: SWINGING DICK *** Lisa has been disconnected -- cuinhell interfering with Lisa's life Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 June 1999 %% marcie: cuinhell: BONER marcie: *** Monty has entered room 'Main' marcie: how ironic -- marcie observing Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 June 1999 %% cuinhell: uruhjfdujdtjfj7rt685t7ifgyit79878r87ur68irt68ift68f97f miri: ok I think I dont lag now Slayer: do you kiss your mom with that mouth? miri: but thats unimportant wob: he not only kixses her, but with tongue cuinhell: HAHAHAHHAA wob: nothing like french kissin yer mother, eh cu? *** miri has been disconnected Cyrano: here's to you, Mrs. Robinson wob: HAHA cuinhell: grandma is better wob: why, cuz she takes out her dentures? wob: oh wait, thats yer grandpa that does that for you, sorry. wob: ;) Lia: gross wob: you mean you dont participate in that? Slayer: nothing like a guy kissing his drooling toothless 90 year old grandfather with tongue -- ewwwwwwww! Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 1999 %% cuinhell: mis has a big cock? damn, she's got it all wob: SEE WHAT YOU MISS WHEN YOU GO TAKE A SHIT -- cuinhell catching up Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 June 1999 %% cuinhell: bow to my TWW cuinhell: for it is friendly, and likes to make new friends marcie: oh dear marcie: cuin, you've been drinking again, haven't you? -- cuinhell bragging about his, umm, friend Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 June 1999 %% *** marcie has entered room 'Main' Al: EEWWW GROSS ICKKY NASTY marcie: fuck you too al marcie: ;) -- Al loving up on marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 June 1999 %% vanyel: cute querk cuts a butt -gurgling, bowel-wrenching, lap-vibrating, SKANK-assed fart on van's lap to null the cuteness querk: there vanyel: og god vanyel: i must have you now -- vanyel and querk being cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 1999 %% Slayer: oh yeah did you get that n ipple pic i sent you? cuinhell: werd! cuinhell: pass the kleenex Slayer: so you got the pic -- Slayer and cuinhell Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 1999 %% vanyel: why does everyone molest marcie vanyel: is she like, hot or something? cuinhell: because she LOPVES it cuinhell: and she is molestable cuinhell: -P marcie: yes marcie: YES cuinhell: and she beats us if we don't marcie: oh yes van marcie: i am so fucking hot marcie: everyone here downloads pics of me and masturbates to them marcie: constantly cuinhell: yes vanyel: really? cuinhell: i have ruined 4 keyboards vanyel: where can i get some? vanyel: i havcnt masturbated in the last few hours Slayer: how did you... cuinhell: i was going at it so hard one night that I just started slamming my dick against the keyboard Lia: too much info marcie: www.snerk.net Slayer: amateurs marcie: there *** Manuka has entered room 'Main' cuinhell: well, I came better than I ever had, but broke a couple of keys off Cyrano: marcieagain marcie: now you too can d/l my pics and wank to them, young jedi Cyrano: marcie: everyone here downloads pics of me and masturbates to them Manuka molests marcie Cyrano: YES marcie: bahahahahhah Cyrano: is the one with you, the midget, and the two gallons of salad oil online yet? marcie: the webcam is down marcie: jamez: of course! Cyrano: wooWOO marcie: wesson me, baybeeeeeee -- marcie getting her freak on Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 May 1999 %% cuinhell: qwertyuiop cuinhell: 1234567890 marcie applauds cuinhell farts Cyrano: zxcvbnm marcie: y'all are so cute when you're trying to impress me elric: slartibartifast Cyrano juggles half a dozen 9-track tape reels while reciting the periodic table to the tune of the Tom Leher "Elements" song cuinhell: harharhar marcie: ahahahaa -- the geek boys at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 May 1999 %% u235: Actually, I'm sure there are some nice women out there....I mean what are the odds of find the other daughter of satan... -- harrison on his ex-wife Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 May 1999 %% Mistress: ohhhhhhhh...give me a home, where the lesbians room and marcie can play all day.... where latex is free and you can lube me and we'll frolic in bed all day.... Mistress: wine is my friend marcie: hahahhahahahahahahha marcie: obviously :) -- Mistress getting happy Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 1999 %% Slayer: hey marcie Slayer: er Slayer: hey mistress Slayer: sorry, all you lesbians look alike to me -- Slay getting confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 1999 %% *** marcie has entered room 'Main' Cyrano: yummy marcie: why thank you -- marcie being egotistical Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 1999 %% Lisa: slugs have 4 noses -- Lisa being Lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 1999 %% Cyrano: finally smogged & regged my other car Cyrano: the Diplomat rides again wob: ut oh wob: heh Cyrano: I swear that car cannot be killed by conventional weapons Cyrano: believe me, i've tried -- Cyrano on his car Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 May 1999 %% cuinhell: brooke shields 12 years old and naked Slayer: woah cuinhell: werd Slayer cums on himself Slayer: dammit, now i gotta take another shower -- Slayer going statuatory Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 1999 %% elric: still got that damn garbage song stuck in my head saundo: which one would that be? elric: special saundo: ah saundo: well, marcie has the cure for that saundo: marcie elric: Do you even have an opinion, a mind of your own? saundo: if you please marcie: "iiiiiiit's a small world after alllll" elric: I thought you were special, I thought you should know saundo: a quick rendition of "It's a small world after all" if you pelase saundo: OH MY GOD marcie: "iiiiiiit's a small world after alllll" saundo: You sick SICK SICK person saundo: :-) marcie: are you impressed? saundo: I sit her pantless as a mark of respect marcie: muahahahhaha -- marcie antici........pating Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 1999 %% saundo: pardon me while I have some existential angst marcie: carry on marcie: i'm currently battling the existential hopelessness of 3 AM marcie: i think i need coffee saundo: you just need to stop working shift saundo: get a real job :-) marcie: hey marcie: working shift keeps me sane marcie: i don't have to deal with idiots saundo: uh-huh saundo: I've seen what you call "sanity' marcie saundo: and while I like it marcie snickers saundo: it is not of this universe marcie: well marcie: yeah marcie: and this is a problem because? marcie: :) saundo: no problem :-) -- saundo and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 April 1999 %% Marianne: do you think if i hang out in here long enough, i might actually learn something about computers? cuinhell: yes marcie: if you ask the right questions marcie: :) cuinhell: you can learn what a pain in the ass they are when others are allowed to use them Marianne: i already figured that part out -- Marianne being enlightened Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 April 1999 %% K: i love my color laser K: i would make love to it. -- Kevin gushing about his printer Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 April 1999 %% Slayer: its like icant ger5t drunka round h3ere /wo being amde fun of -- Slayer's condition speaking for itself Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 April 1999 %% Slayer: i can maneuver my ass with delicate precision when required -- Slayer giving out vital information Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 1999 %% cuinhell: My penis and me. (PENIS5-DOM) PENIS.ORG cuinhell: my throat is sore. cuinhell: that's probably a bad thing to say after pasting penis.org -- cuinhell having a revelation Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 1999 %% cuinhell: some dork writes into maximum pc magazine asking for more hot chicks in the magazine....christ, buy a playboy, good hardware is jerkoff material in its own right -- cuinhell being a complete geek Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 April 1999 %% saundo: <- got to rid in the moni-mobile saundo: [random weekend update] marcie: woowoo marcie: did you get to ride the moni marcie: ? marcie: *d&r* Al: *koff* saundo: now, see, marcie saundo: you just can't even pronounce "subtle", can you? Al: hahahahahah marcie: moi? marcie: *blinkblink* -- marcie being nosy Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 April 1999 %% Slayer: oh cool, my mouth is numb Slayer: go go gadget bacardi -- Slayer being entertained Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 April 1999 %% taco: I bought my first ever Playgirl last night taco: but I fear it'll make me laugh at any man who comes near me now -- taco getting spoiled Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 1999 %% Mistress: Nato bombed a Yugo Factory...totalled it Mistress: $17.00 wroth of damage -- Mistress speaks the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 1999 %% wob: i deem this day as "Shitmonkey" day wob: you must now use "Shitmonkey" in all yer conversations today. -- w0b getting his kicks Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 April 1999 %% Slayer: ok, after i cram this last roll down, i've crammed that roll down saundo: Slayer: ok, after i cram this last roll down, i've crammed that roll down saundo: that's... deep, man. Slayer: never let it be said that i cant grasp the obvious -- slayer gets profound yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 1999 %% saundo: nickelodeon, french for "warp your children's mind" -- saundo on quality children's programming Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 April 1999 %% Mistress saw a vibrator that plugs into the cig lighter in the car saundo: this is one of the projects I'm working on atm -- something you need to tell us, saundo? Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 April 1999 %% cuinhell: i need some breakfast and nicotine before I kill someone. -- cuinhell being a morning person Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 March 1999 %% Cyrano: (still hacking this sunswift card) wob: sick Cyrano: hey Cyrano: you don't want to know what I had to do to fit an lpvi card (sbus rev A) into a SS20 (sbus rev B) Cyrano: was majorly painful marcie: ahahahahahahahaha -- Cyrano being hardware hacker boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 1999 %% Sarge ponders taking over k's web server *** K has been disconnected Sarge: damn I'm good marcie: ahahahahahahahahhaha -- Sarge flexing his power Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 March 1999 %% Slayer: but thats ok, there are some jealous women out there who dont think liv tyler is even slightly attractive Sarge: she is a hottie Slayer: if liv tyler stepped on dog shit i would suck the shit from between her toes, clean them with baby wipes, and then wrap a diaper around her feet Slayer: and slit the throat of the offending canine Sarge: I don't think I'd go that far...but she's a hottie -- Slay being a fanatic Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 March 1999 %% *Slayer* they made me talk about us breaking up, now i am semi-sad, make me feel better Slayer> *thrustThrustTHRUSTGINCHSPLOOGE* *Slayer* valiant effort, but no good -- Slay being sensitive Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 March 1999 %% Lisa: my name is lisa and i have been sober for 4 minutes -- Lisa being Lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 March 1999 %% marcie: i'm so fucking thoughful marcie: i actually walked over to this luser's cube to make sure his system was booting like it should marcie: i gotta cut that shit out... it's bad for my reputation cuinhell: what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! who are you and where is marcie?!?!?! marcie: hehehehhehehehehehheheheheheh -- cuinhell being scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 March 1999 %% cuinhell: the real problem with murder is the blood cuinhell: getting rid of a body is relatively easy marcie nods sagely cuinhell: but all that damn sticky blood is a real pain in the ass to deal with marcie: i hate when i get blood on my carpet cuinhell: yes, even stainmaster is a bitch to clean blood out of marcie: indeed it is marcie: especially after ti dries cuinhell: than you may as well scrap the carpet cuinhell: then marcie: yes marcie: expensive as hell marcie: dammit, i hate that cuinhell: it's best to kill in the tub, ala Psycho, but often hard to catch the victim there cuinhell: you could drown them in the tub, but all that soap makkes em hard to hold onto cuinhell: -k marcie: slippery little bastards -- the geeks have an academic discussion Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 1999 %% cuinhell: a infinite number of monkies with an infinite number of typewriters would refuse to type most of zorro's posts marcie: ahahahahAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA marcie: damn, dude marcie: once in a while you say something REALLY profound cuinhell: :) -- Cuinhell making a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 1999 %% marcie: i'm saying 'fuck' a lot tonight marcie: i should stop that saundo: fuck that marcie: hahahahahhahahahahahahaahah -- saundo giving sage advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 February 1999 %% Slayer: has anyone seen the video for 'fly away' by lenny kravitz? marcie: sort of Slayer: every girl in that video needs to have a load of my spunk shoved into her, orafice doesnt matter saundo: thank you ever so for sharing Slayer: you're more than welcome -- Slayer being a pig Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 February 1999 %% Cyrano: we have a 450 out there with 4x4gb that we need more space on Slayer: check your autoexec.bat file -- Cyrano seeking advice on Sun servers Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 February 1999 %% marcie: my cat pissed on the couch ONE time marcie: he lost his balls the next week saundo: ahahahahahahah marcie: :) saundo: remind me not to piss you off marcie -- saundo being scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 February 1999 %% *** Manuka has left the room Slayer: dammit, manuka forgot to pay me saundo: *snicker* marcie: you weren't that good -- Slayer being quoted again Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 February 1999 %% *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' cuinhell: BOOBS! Sarge: why thank you -- Sarge being flattered Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 February 1999 %% DM: srfgyi347ygtrf7gy4tger DM: END USERS MUST DIE DM: I feel better now -- DM being a sysadmin Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 February 1999 %% Slayer: i want to harness the power of an H-bomb into a blowjob -- Slayer contributing to the quote file again Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 February 1999 %% ray: whadda say that we burn our bras, cut our hair, and alienate our parents by living out west w/a militant lesbian feminist militia? ray: sound like a plan? marcie: sweet! marcie: works for me marcie: just gotta drive up the road to boulder : marcie: :) ray: thats proabably true. how scary. -- Rachel getting Ideas(tm) Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 1999 %% ray: i don't sleep well travelling ray: and when i don't sleep i have these homicidal urges when ppl annoy me marcie: bahahahahahah marcie: that's my girl :) -- Rachel on why she doesn't take the bus Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 1999 %% marcie: "wihtout dick you'd be nothing but a dyke!!" Slayer: i said that? marcie: yeah you did Slayer: i am cool -- Slayer after being highly drunk Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 February 1999 %% *** saundo has entered room 'Main' saundo: fn0rd saundo: newbridge can KISS MY ASS marcie: fn0rd marcie: hi saundo saundo: I'm gonna bend RIGHT OVER saundo: and they can KISS IT saundo: and I'm gonna fart saundo: OH how I'm gonna fart saundo: right in their coders eyes saundo: and they'll scream saundo: OH how they'll scream saundo: and claw at their eyes marcie: i love it when you get on a rant, saundo marcie: :) saundo: and pray for death saundo: and then saundo: and THEN saundo: I'm gonna laugh saundo: OH how I'll laff saundo: To paraphriase slay saundo: I've never met a newbridge product I didn't want to rape with a table marcie: so marcie: in other words marcie: you're having a REALLY good day :) -- saundo on a rant Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 February 1999 %% marcie: what up Al: nammuch. marcie: kewl. Al: no. Al: nawt kewl. Al: <- stuck Al: in Al: a rut Al: :( marcie: bummer marcie: whyfor? Al: too lazy to effect change in my own existence. marcie: ah marcie: understand Al: I've thrust myself into a catch-22 of my own creation marcie: is this an existential problem here of cosmic significance, or merely being too lazy to get up for a beer? -- Al getting angsty Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 February 1999 %% marcie: "everything is cool" marcie: *SCREAM* marcie: "how are things with you?" marcie: *SCREAM* saundo: ah marcie: "everything is cool... I WISH YOU WERE DEAD" saundo: so you're talking to your mother, right? marcie: hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaa -- Saundo and marcie (just kidding, Mom...) Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 January 1999 %% marcie: you've heard that sop about diamonds being a girl's best friend? marcie: FEH marcie: that is false marcie: VIBRATING PAGERS marcie: now THOSE are a girl's best friend saundo: ahahahahah saundo: bullet shaped vibrating pagers marcie: oooh yes saundo: "oooOOOOOOOOH... it's my pa_GER *squeak*" marcie: *KOFF* marcie: C|N>K marcie: thank you VERY much saundo: *pant pant pant* "Ex-cuse.... *breathe/moan* me" saundo: ahahahahahahaha saundo: RULE saundo does the C|N>K DOJ marcie: ahahahahhhaah -- Saundo scoring one Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 January 1999 %% saundo: oh no saundo: no no no no no no nonono marcie: jes? saundo hyperventilates saundo: this is not happening marcie: oh dear saundo: this is NOT happening marcie: lusers are invading your house? saundo: 3 words for you marcie: or your sphincter? saundo: words that will strike terror into your heart saundo: starsky and hutch marcie: OH GOD marcie: NOT STARSKY AND HUTCH saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH marcie: ANYTHING BUT THAT marcie runs screaming from the room saundo: now do you see why I am in denial saundo: anger is coming saundo: fear is after that marcie: saundo marcie: it could be worse marcie: it could be MUCH MUCH worse marcie: 3 words marcie: that will strike even more fear and terror into your heart saundo: i am pregnant marcie: saundo: your anus imploded marcie: LAVERNE AND SHIRLEY saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH saundo faints marcie: see what i mean? -- saundo and marcie scaring each other Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 January 1999 %% Mistress: okie..speaking of amusement Mistress: I'm going to *ahem* go and take a bath Mistress: alone Mistress: with my faucet -- Mistress REALLY MISSING her girlfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 January 1999 %% Al: I am: Al: Officially Pissed Off. marcie: allrightythen marcie: and why is this? Al: I seem to have misplaced my earwax shovel Al: I have not seen it in weeks Al: and Al: and Al: I promised wob I'd make him a candle marcie: heheheheh marcie: gotta hate that Al: yes, dammit Al: I DO hate that Al: especially since Al: it'd be REALLY difficult to try to purchase a new one! marcie: damn it all -- marcie sympathizing with Al Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 January 1999 %% %% drdave: if i recall marcie you were endowed Sarge: from what I hear marcie has a rack bigger than a sherman tank Sarge: did I just say that? marcie: ahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA marcie: man marcie: you guys are SERIOUSLY desperate -- marcie laffing Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 1999 %% marcie: :P *** Mistress has been disconnected marcie: whoa marcie: i have the tongue of death Jase: hahahahah -- marcie getting egotistical Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 1999 %% saundo: why do you not have caffeinated beverages? saundo: and why are you not listening to ambient t00nes marcie: well saundo: and digging the gentle intersection of the lines that the music make, man marcie: i have no caffeineted beverages for two reasons marcie: 1) the bloody Coke machine is out of Coke, and I would rather drink sulfuric acid than Pepsi marcie: 2) some motherless bastard STOLE THE REST OF MY COFFEE marcie: !@#!@#! saundo: WHAT saundo: WHAT?! saundo: kill saundo: death saundo: frighten severely marcie: yes marcie: YES marcie: YES DAMMIT marcie: kill marcie: MAIM marcie: HURT someone for taking my COFFEE marcie: !@#!@#@!!@ saundo: well saundo: may I just say I'm disappointed with you, marcie saundo: no emergency supply? saundo: no "In case of theft, break glass" cabinet? marcie: it was depleted saundo: no "Touch this and die, coffee-scum-thief" marcie: we were on the last of the emergency supply marcie: and now it is GONE marcie sobs saundo: WHAT saundo: on the last of the emergency supply? marcie: YES saundo: and you allowed yourself to USE the emergency supply?! marcie grovels and repents at the BOFH's feetz saundo harumphs marcie: it won't happen again marcie twitches saundo: DAMN RIGHT marcie: must... have... CAFFEINE... saundo: or there'll be the spanking and the moaining and the pleasding and the... saundo: no saundo: wait marcie: oooh marcie: wait saundo: that's the OTHER thing marcie: hehehehheh marcie: tell me MORE about my punishment then marcie: O:) saundo: no marcie: damn you saundo: this is a first offence saundo: this gets you a ticking off marcie: hmph marcie: no moaning and spanking and stuff? marcie: damn marcie: DAMN saundo: not for the first offence marcie: hmph saundo: after that it's three strikes and it's out marcie: i'll have to do better saundo: so as to speak saundo: (we use more than 3 strikes) marcie: hehehhe marcie: i should HOPE SO saundo: well saundo: we take th finest saundo: no WAIT saundo: that's something else saundo: i'm all weirded out saundo: it happens when I have to go to the puzzle palace, aka the phallic symbol, aka head office building saundo: 38 stories of phallic symbol marcie: i can only imagine what goes on in your head, saundo saundo: actually saundo: you can't :-) marcie: hehehehh marcie: but dammit, i have fun trying saundo: and truth be told saundo: you probably don't want to marcie: indeed marcie: it would be scary saundo: it's a good thing telepathy isn't that far advanced saundo: or they'd be locking me up saundo: and the beatings, and the electric shock therapy, and the hosings and the "Bubba's" marcie: oooh yes marcie: but the question is marcie: can i watch? marcie: :) saundo: what saundo: the beating up of me? or the broadcasting of my thought patterns? marcie: any of it saundo: bwhahahha marcie: it all has so much... poential marcie: potential, too saundo: you have a weird #define of potential marcie: well, yes marcie: but that's why you like me, remember? marcie: pay ATTENTION saundo: hehe saundo: no saundo: it's your weird #define of reality saundo leers marcie: muahahahahahah marcie: oh go on marcie: tease me some more :) saundo: heh heh heh saundo: :) -- marcie and saundo have a typical conversation Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 January 1999 %% cuinhell: everyone in here is easy cuinhell: ;) Lisa: i'm not easy marcie: heheh marcie: oh well Lisa: i'm mjust a slut cuinhell: good enough -- Lisa being herself Eagle's Nest BBS, 07 January 1999 %% Sarge: ok who has some horror stories about being an admin and having pagers/cell phones go off at early morning hours? Slayer: i hate it when bill gates calls me for advice at 3am -- Slayer being egotistical again Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 January 1999 %% Al: there's something to be said for RAID level 5 saundo: yes saundo: and the thing to say is "schwing" -- Saundo getting a tent in his shorts Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 January 1999 %% saundo: lewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd marcie: very lewwwwwwwd saundo: such a cool word of the english language saundo: but you have to get he pronunciation right saundo: lewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd marcie: yes marcie: it almost SOUNDS like you're leering marcie: in fact it DOES saundo: yes saundo: you can almost hear the drool hitting the floor saundo: followed by the sound of the pants hitting the ankles marcie: wahahahhahahahah marcie: oh yes saundo: and the conga line starting marcie: conga line? marcie: i don't know what kind of sex YOU have... saundo: conga line of 2 saundo: or more, as the case may be marcie: heh heh heh -- Saundo giving grammar lessons Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 1998 %% saundo: dammit saundo: entertain me Al: Renee: i hate the taste of sperm sitting on dicks saundo: ok saundo: that's sick, but interesting -- Saundo regretting he ever asked Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 1998 %% saundo: wahahahahah saundo: ya know saundo: every conversation I have with you cyrano, leaves my mind just a little more warped -- Saundo admiring Jamez Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 1998 %% saundo: fn0rd marcafk: fn0rd, dammit saundo: ah saundo: its our little ray of sunshine :-) -- Saundo and marcie being cheerful Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 1998 %% saundo: ok saundo: time for me to go sleep marcie: fucker saundo: eh saundo: well saundo: 2what are you going to do? marcie: um marcie: masturbate marcie: oh wait marcie: i mean WORK marcie: yeah marcie: that's what i meant saundo: marcie saundo: we can hear you when you SPEAK what you should be THINKING marcie: yes dear? :) marcie: wahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha -- marcie getting confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 December 1998 %% saundo: there needs to be a bedroom scene here marcie: but of course4 saundo: cuz "The earth moved for me" NEEDS to be done marcie: complete with panting, groaning and thrusting marcie: hehehehehheheheh saundo: erm, down marcie marcie: oh wait saundo: don't make me throw this bucket of cold water on you marcie: that was LAST night marcie: never mind saundo: and then use the electrodes saundo: and the wet noodles marcie: oooh marcie: you tease -- Saundo watching "Dante's Peak" Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 November 1998 %% miri: oh and do you know what the damn redneck relatives of slayer made me eat today miri: some fucking ham miri: some fucking ham in the deviled eggs miri: thats some sick shit miri: who the fuck puts ham in eggs marcie: ahahahhaahhahaha marcie: southerners :) Slayer: actually, it's even wrosse than that Slayer: worse i mean Slayer: it was deviled ham Slayer: read: the shit they wont even put in vienna sausages marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA marcie: oh man marcie: tell them to give her some turnip greens or something marcie: but not that miri: I shoulda threw it up miri: fucking sick twisted people out there -- miri gets educated on redneck cuisine Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 1998 %% Slayer: to any polish pepoepl listening to this, fuck you Slayer: damn idiots, hitler's got machine guns and tanks and what do the poles use? Slayer: fucking hroses Slayer: er, horses -- Slay getting random Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 1998 %% marcie yawns Slayer: dont do that, i get horny -- Slay getting desperate Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 1998 %% saundo burps saundo: damn fine pizza Renee: hi sundo marcie grins marcie burps saundo saundo: thanks mom saundo: didn't even spit up on you Renee: aw a thoughtful baby marcie: :) marcie: yes, yes marcie: so that's the reason you were so interested in my breasts Renee: hahahaha marcie: and here i thought you found me fetching marcie: ah well -- marcie discovering the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 1998 %% wob: but w0zz's fucking dvd player wont give up the disc thats currently in it saundo: yes well saundo: you need to clean the jizz off them every so often saundo: esp. before yout put them IN the player wob: i did tho! Lisa: speaking of which. i'm hungry. wob: i made sure to wipe! wob: i blame w0zz wob: hes the last one who put a dvd in there saundo: bwhahahahaha wob: HE forgot to wipe wob: not me saundo: ok then saundo: it's all w0zz's fault wob: YES wob: him and his fucking ewok jizz wob: it is not of this eartth. saundo: bwhahahha saundo: smal and furry? saundo: makes a weird sort of chirping sound? saundo: wants to hump your leg? wob: lol wob: it runs around hitting yer shins w/ a stick saundo: i've got it - wants to rise up in rebellion against the empire? wob: saying "JUB JUB! JUB JUB!" saundo: wahahahahah saundo: yeah saundo: that's ewok jizz for ya saundo: but in terms of lubricating a dvd, no good saundo: heh saundo: "But there was no warning label on the dvd saying NOT to put ewok jizz in it!" saundo: "I'll sue!" DontKnow: so you get to sue the dvd player manufactuer. wob: hah wob: ok wob: must find sinus medicine wob: berfore my head explodes. saundo: ewok jizz wob: naw way duod wob: thats more like saundo: it slices! it dices! it fixes drains! wob: for hair gel wob: or something saundo: it unblocks sinuses! wob: or glue. DontKnow gets out a papersack for putting wob's head into if it does explode. saundo: it balances your checkbook, it invades small russian republics saundo: it's the WONDER LUBE of the 21st century! DontKnow: so how much an once for this stuff? saundo: you can't buy it saundo: you have to milk it from the source yourself saundo: THAT"s the tricky part DontKnow: hmm..milking w0zz might be difficult. *** afk is now known as Lisa saundo: oh I dunno wob: milk the ewok. saundo: he might quite enjoy it wob: i dont want to know about this. saundo: bwhahahahahahahah wob: duod Lisa: you mean you already don't know about it? wob: i can just picture it now wob: like cows saundo: No saundo: NO PICTURES wob: attached to suction things. DontKnow: true, milking wob might be funner. wob: milking ewoks saundo: no mental images wob: for their multifunction jizz. saundo: there are just some things I don't NEED to think avout wob: duod DontKnow: but mental images are fun. wob: it'd be an ewok dairy wob: you'd put out ewoks to graze saundo: bwahahahah saundo: little ewoks out on the range, bein g herded up to ccome in for a milking wob: ahahhahhahah wob: YEAH wob: i can see it now wob: bunch of w0zz lookalikes runnign around wob: w/ guys on horses saundo: branding the little fuckers wob: herding them wob: hahhahahaha saundo: whips saundo: and cattleprods saundo: bwahahahah wob: and ewokboys who have a rear end fetish saundo: why am I hearing South Park cow sounds now? wob: ahahahaha saundo: moo! Moo! wob: mooo...moo moo MOOOO! wob: mooo?! saundo: "You ewok's don't have any business on this here people train" wob: HAHAHAHAH wob: cuz you're ewoks wob: noooo NO NO wob: dont try any of that ewok hypnosis on ME! saundo: bwhahahahahah saundo: lol saundo: "Ohmigod - the ewoks jizzed on kenny!" saundo: "You bastards!" saundo: ewok rustling saundo: ewok-tipping wob: HAHAHAHHAAH wob: EWOK TIPPING wob: HAHAHAHAHA wob: oh man wob: ewok casteration wob: hahahahaa. saundo: bunch of geeks out tipping ewoks wob: "Castrate the ewoks!" saundo: wahahahaha saundo: bwhahahah saundo: ewok breeding wob: haha. saundo: "Fields full of free range ewoks, roaming gracefully, and fucking anything that moves" saundo: "Energetic little buggers, ain't they?" wob: rofl saundo: "fertilise YOUR garden with guaranteed authetic ewok pewp!" saundo: "Fresh from our ewoks, to you" wob: wonder if they lay eggs. saundo: "Hatch your own!" wob: farm fresh ewok eggs! saundo: Ewok omelettes wob: you never notice saundo: "can't make an omelette wwithout fucking over a few ewoks" wob: that we just take this shit wob: too far wob: to the nedxt level Lisa: you guys are so crazy. saundo: bwahahahhaha wob: -d saundo: heheh saundo: no, really? wob: hehe Lisa: yah Lisa: really wob: heh wob: ok wob: feeling really pewpie now saundo: well, don't let me get started on Jacques Cousteau and "Ewoks of the Sea" wob: must go to bed wob: or something wob: haha wob: dork wob: nitenite -- saundo and wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 1998 %% saundo: indubitably saundo: i can't believe I was able to spell that marcie applauds politely saundo bows saundo: thank you saundo: thank you saundo: and for my next death defying attempt saundo: I shall drink this glass of water marcie: from the opposite side of the glass? saundo: DO NOT ATTTTEMPT THS at HOMMMMMMMME saundo: hell no marcie sniggers saundo: what do you think I am? some kind of stunt person thingy marcie: heehee saundo drinks his glass of water saundo: oh damn saundo: I cut my arm off marcie cheers! marcie: wahahahaha marcie: man marcie: saundo marcie: you need sleep saundo: yes saundo: yes I do -- saundo defying death Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 November 1998 %% Slayer: marcie, i have something to tell you Slayer: you aren't going to like it marcie: oh dear Slayer: i... Slayer: i can't even say it Slayer: you have to look for yourself marcie: uhmmm Slayer: luvewe.eglobe.com/~slayer/char/ marcie: yer gay and are dashing all my hopes to get you in bed at xmas? Slayer: no, this is worsh Slayer: er, worse marcie: oh dear marcie: OH GOD marcie: FRAME#S marcie: YOU BASTARD Slayer hangs his head -- marcie being disappointed in her prodigy Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 November 1998 %% wob: ASS wob: ASS wob: ASS wob: ASS wob: ASS wob: ASS saundo: are you tripping again? saundo: or are you writing out your christmas list? -- wob and saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 November 1998 %% marcie waves her hands in front of miri's face miri: thats not good miri: made me have to pee -- miri in her natural drunken state Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 1998 %% Sarge: I have never asked you gusy what you think of apple marcie: is this a troll? Al: hahahah -- Sarge sticking his foot in it Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 November 1998 %% marcie: there is a neurotic witch sweeping my cube marcie: i'm not sure whether to be amused or frightened -- marcie observing Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 October 1998 %% Slayer: blakc and white, respectively saundo: play president and intern with me :-) Slayer: oh oh can i be the dress? saundo: wahahahahah marcie: wahahahahAHAHAHHAHAH -- slayer being a sick fucker Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 1998 %% Slayer: we are but 8 score young blondes and brunettes Slayer: it is alonely life marcie: dressing marcie: undressing marcie: bathing Slayer: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting udnerwear marcie: making exciting underwear saundo: making eciting lingerie marcie: :) Slayer: er making marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA marcie: i see we ALL know that line -- saundo, slayer and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 1998 %% Slayer: hold on while i whip this thing out meg: that's my secret sex video -- Slay and meg Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 1998 %% wob: shorty: Hey any one know what is going on over at augsburg wob: brawk: what's down with sunspot? wob: what a bunch of fucking pathetic bitches *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' Sarge: question....can any of you log into auggie? -- pathetic bitches on EN Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 October 1998 %% *** marcie has entered room 'Main' elric: but the whipped cream wouldnt stick elric: itd slide out wob: uhm yea elric: I say use bubble gum elric: itll adhere to the ass hair marcie: i don't think i wanna know -- marcie getting too much information Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 October 1998 %% dassin: SKDHFFGJFGKJSDHFGJFGKSD dassin: FUCK marcie: um marcie: yeah dassin: FUCKF dassin: FUCKFUCKFUCK marcie: lose your backup? dassin: GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID ASS DIPSHIT FUCKING DEVELOPERS dassin: FUCK THEM ALL dassin: no dassin: THEY SHOULD ALL BE FUCKING SHOT marcie agrees dassin: THE ENTIRE FUCKING BREED marcie: why this time? dassin seethes dassin: they want us to open a huge fucking WIDE hole in our firewalls so THEY can make their perty little program work dassin: and they're whining and bitching at management that WE arent playing nicely dassin: and WE wont help them dassin: and WE wont support their project that is OH so important marcie gives dassin and beer and shares her pain marcie: s/and/a/ dassin dosent drink beer, but is happy to take other alkiehawl marcie: heh dassin: ok marcie: you're gonna need it dassin: Im I'm going shooting dassin is gonna try a .45 tonight -- dassin (a sysadmin) venting Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 September 1998 %% Lisa: oh there is this new rule at school that says if you cuss you get 3 detentions to serve Lisa: it's been a tough year so far -- Lisa, dammit Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 September 1998 %% Cyrano: I was cleaning my desk and I found 768mb of ss20 ram Cyrano: I was wondering where that went -- Cyrano losing his memory (har har) Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 September 1998 %% saundo: wob saundo: you bastard saundo: I had to put some customer on hold cuz I was laffing saundo: so hard at: saundo: wob: i have that saundo: wob: FUCKER saundo: wob: CUNT saundo: wob: BASTARD saundo: wob: ASSHOLE saundo: my peon is looking at me lik eI've lost it completely wob: hahahhahahahahh wob: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wob: rofl wob: i rool -- wob showing off his Tourette's syndrome Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1998 %% Courtney: cellulite is no womans friend Courtney: i swear to kill any woman who has none marcie: ahahahha marcie: GOOD marcie: i'll help you Courtney: cool Courtney tosses marcie an uzi Courtney shoots dassin Courtney: har har Courtney shoots jenni mcarthy marcie: YES Courtney shoots calista flockhart Courtney: that woman hsas some fine legs marcie: and that bitch kate moss marcie: court: yes indeed Courtney: YES! marcie: THAT BITCH IS GOING DOWN Courtney: kate moss MUST DIE! Courtney: ratttatatattatat rattatatatata wob: THE BITCH MUST DIE wob: wr0d -- Courtney and marcie going on a rampage Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1998 %% Slayer: i'm more bulgy now than i used to be though Slayer: so when i claim to be the center of the universe, its not just an ego thing, it involves gravitation too -- Slayer describing his geek gut Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 September 1998 %% Mistress ponders Mistress: 1.) hear loud bang coming from other room Mistress: 2.) notice gf is missing Mistress: 3.) go into bedroom and ask gf what the bang was Mistress: 4.) gf replies "i was banging on the ceiling" Mistress: 5.) nodd and go back into the computer room marcie grinz Mistress: just a random moment in my life saundo: wahahahhaah marcie: remember, missy, just nod and smile... nod and smile Mistress: somethings just aren't explainable Mistress nodds and smiles saundo: don't make eye contact, just back away slowly -- Mistress wondering Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 September 1998 %% wob: i like the feeling of dead meat in my ass -- wob proclaiming his luv for dweez Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 September 1998 %% Al: so...anyone have plans for the equinox? Slayer: i'm gonna sacrifice a cat if she doesnt quit pissing on the bathroom rug -- Slayer getting vicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 September 1998 %% marcie: you know marcie: i would buy a mop marcie: since i don't have one and all saundo: but? marcie: but then i'd have to use it marcie: and that would suck saundo: ah saundo: an obvious downside marcie: yes -- marcie being non-domestic Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 September 1998 %% marcie: YES marcie: MORE marcie: i'm just stoked about my perl class marcie: no really marcie: it has nothing to do with where moni's hands are right now saundo: wahahahaha -- marcie lying through her teeth Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 September 1998 %% Cyrano: I'm sure in another 20-30 years we'll have some pretty amazing VR saundo: yah Cyrano: might end up replacing the current arcades as such... an attraction to people who want to be immersed in a different reality Cyrano: one plus side: we'd get rid of all of the people who MUD 23 hours a day 'cause they'd go in there and starve -- Cyrano hitting the nail on the head Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1998 %% saundo: despite our BOFHish exteriors saundo: we are actually nice people saundo: just don't tell anyone, or I'll make castanets out of your testicles -- saundo being BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1998 %% Cyrano: yesterday I finally found that gallon of 95% sulfuric acid I lost last year Cyrano: amazing what moving turns up dweez: HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAH dweez: i HATE it when i lose sulfuric acid -- Cyrano striking fear in our hearts Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 1998 %% marcie: i was irc talking to various and sundry RL friends marcie: ian seduced me away from my kb marcie: only they didn't know it til i got back and they asked where i'd been marcie: O:) saundo: man saundo: they get convcerned after 2 minutes? marcie: wahahahaha marcie: bitch saundo: :-) -- marcie explaining her IRC secshual exploits Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 September 1998 %% carrye: where the fuck is court saundo: she's off invading uzbekhistan saundo: she had to get out of the house -- saundo playing Mr. News Guy Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 1998 %% Mistress: bah...my body hurts marcie: i am very careful -- marcie and moni Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 1998 %% wob: gogo gadget kernel compile! saundo: I'd ask if you're tripping again saundo: but I know you're not :-) -- w0b and saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 1998 %% saundo: ssh -l saundo brain.saundo.org.au saundo: Password: dweezsucksmyass saundo: % su saundo: Password: sweatynads saundo: # killall -HUP brainserver saundo: # rm /dev/brain saundo: # ln -s /dev/brain/twisted /dev/brain saundo: # killall -HUP brainserver saundo: # /etc/rc.d/twistedthinking start saundo: # logout saundo: Connection closed. saundo: % logout saundo: Fuck off. -- Saundo geeking too much Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% Mistress: nothing like the occasional explosion to keep people's interest -- Mistress Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% Sarge was drinking hoch before it even got to the states! Sarge: +o saundo: your penis must be so big over that Sarge: only when I think of you saundo saundo: yes well saundo: we all have our problems -- saundo being unimpressed Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% saundo: fn0rd marcie: hclef saundo: marcie saundo: get this song out of my head saundo: it's driving me mad marcie: okay marcie: what its it marcie: s/its/is saundo: saundo: "Don't let's start" by TMBG is in my head marcie: ah marcie: i see marcie: well marcie: it could be worse marcie: you could have "it's a small world" in your head marcie ducks and RUNS saundo: "that you're my precious little girl.. so don't don't lets start" saundo: WENCH saundo flying tackles marcie saundo: I'm obviously in a highly suggestible state saundo: cuz now I have that saccharine stupid fucking song in my head marcie: HArHar/harArahrharharharhaRHARar marcie: god i'm cruel -- marcie torturing saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% saundo: i have a digital penis Monty: I knew that -- saundo (no comment necessary) Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 September 1998 %% saundo: look saundo: these bizarre secshukl practices have to stop, marcie saundo: -k saundo: I don't mind the duct tape, custard and bull ants dressed as Xena saundo: but windows? saundo: SPARE ME saundo: whip me, beat me, make me admin NT saundo: but don't make me INSTALL windows! marcie: wahahahahahahahhaha -- saundo pleading Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 September 1998 %% Mistress: heh...when I first got it, I got a pint jar of black and a pint jar of purple Mistress: I took off my top and literally dunked my breasts into the jar marcie feels her head explode saundo: [pause] saundo: what an image to have on a warm tuesday afternoon -- Mistress on liquid latex Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 August 1998 %% Cyrano: hey Cyrano: HEY Cyrano: that's what we need Cyrano: a mouse with vibrating feedback saundo: yup Cyrano: variable speed marcie: THAT's IT saundo: we came up with the rectal controller marcie: lends a whole new aspect to net sex, eh Slayer: joymouse vibrates when you feed her? saundo: kinda like a spaceball, but optimised for rectal control Cyrano: pahahah Cyrano: force feedback saundo: DO NOT GET RECTO_CONTROL MIXED UP WITH ORAL_CONTROLLER -- Cyrano getting an idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 August 1998 %% Cyrano: had a pair of incenstuous lesbian cockatiels for a while Cyrano: they made quite a sight -- Cyrano telling about his pets Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 August 1998 %% brawk: *briiiiiing* saundo: "Resumix, Chris speaking, FUCK OFF" marcie: wahahahahahaha marcie: yes marcie: THAT is the way to do tech support brawk: Mr. Jockstrap? My server is down--help! saundo: "FUCK OFF" saundo: :-) brawk: How do I do that? saundo: ok brawk: I don't see a "FUCK OFF" key saundo: you take your head saundo: the one on your shoulders saundo: and you insert it rectally saundo: yes... yes.. that's it.. up yur ass brawk: That's what the other tech guy said, but it didn't help brawk: heh brawk: OK, I went & fucked myself, but the server is still down! brawk: You better come in *right* *away* saundo: "well, ti wasn't meant to fix the server, I just wanted to feel better" -- Saundo ranting about his job Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998 %% wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS wob: FUCKERS marcie: um marcie: yeah wob: fuckers. Manuka: FUCKERS marcie: yeah marcie: fuckers AlPhood: FUQQRS! *** AlPhood is now known as Al marcie: hi al marcie: we have a typically intelligent conversation going on... join us Al: FUCK Al: FUCK Al: FUCK Al: okayt -- nothing more need be said Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998 %% wob: i can fart smog. -- wob oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998 %% wob: i am way fucked up wob: i cant move from my chair wob: and my ass hurts wob: fucking wasted as hell Al: you're supposed to put the bong in your MOUTH -- wob being enlightened Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 1998 %% marcie throws herself at moni's feet Mistress: heh Mistress: marcie is so cute. :> saundo: prime, tender australian imported BOFH saundo: wahahahaha marcie giggles saundo: she's so cute, and just the right size too marcie looks horrified and claps a hand over her mouth marcie: i didn't giggle saundo: ooooh no marcie: you just think i did Mistress: heh marcie: yup, that's it Mistress: yes..you did marcie: no marcie: NO marcie: NO GIGGLING Mistress tickles marcie saundo: YES marcie: marcie does nawt giggle marcie: YEEK -- marcie ruining her reputation Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 August 1998 %% Al: what drugs were responsible for EBCDIC ? -- Al asking the $6mil question Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 1998 %% wob: ln -s /bsd .plan wob: no one will finger me ever again saundo: wahahahahahah marcie: wahahahahaAHAHAHA marcie: sick bastard wob: heh heh heh -- wob being completely evil Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 1998 %% saundo: "Wee take the finest fresh luser, and beat the LIVING FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR ASKING STUPID STUPID QUESTIONS IN THEIR STUPID WHINEY VOICES..." saundo: "and then gently sautee them with garlic and onions, a little chicken stock.." marcie: wahahahhahahahahahahhahahha marcie: i luv j00, bofh marcie: truly saundo: "and then MASH THEIR LITTLE HEADS IN AND SCOOP OUT THE 1/2 TEASPOON OF BRAIN THAT"S IN THERE AND MAKE SPITBALLS OUT OF IT...." saundo: "and serve it to you, fresh from the oven, on a bed of nails." marcie: mmm marcie: yummy saundo: "We would recommend a nice bottle of medical alcohol to kill the taste" -- saundo going slightly mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 1998 %% Al: dammit Al: I have jelly in my crotch marcie: *KOFF* marcie: allrighty -- Al overshares again Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 August 1998 %% dweez: i've been getting laid too much -- Dweezil tells a lie Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 August 1998 %% Foo: aloha Slayer: hablo no elspico -- Slayer being cruel to the newbie Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 August 1998 %% Mistress: saundo..we always seem to wind up talking about your neither regions -- Mistress observing Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 August 1998 %% K: i have a stack of records longer than both of our dicks put together marcie: that wouldn't take much -- K getting dissed Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 August 1998 %% Slayer: lets see how long i can stay connected this time marcie puts a hex on slay's internet connection Slayer: dude, dont do that, my connection/computer gets any more fucked up and i might as well break out my telegraph machine -- Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 August 1998 %% Slayer: and illgirl once again turns up evidence against her usefullness on this planet -- Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 August 1998 %% wob: FUCKING LAME MUD wob: SUCKY MUD wob: FUCK MUD SUCKY MUD FUCKING SUCKY MUD wob: heh wob: i just want to rant about it wob: this wont last long Slayer: so overall you're impressed, right? -- Slayer getting feedback on his MUD Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 July 1998 %% Slayer: do i want to take a shit before i get in bed to read? Al: do you want to have to get out of bed to shit? Slayer: ill just shit in the morning if i dont tonight Al: damn Al: slay you're lazier than I am Al: and I mean that as a copliment -- Al in admiration Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 July 1998 %% Mistress: i've been wandering around prostitutes webpages saundo: well, that's what I do when I'm bored :-) -- saundo reveals his secret Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 1998 %% wob: my nipples are hard Slayer: thats because i'm thinking about licking them marcie: werd. -- wob and slayer oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 1998 %% Manuka: sweetie? Slayer: dear? Manuka: not you, bitch marcie: wahahahahahahahahaha -- Manuka and Slayer being cute Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 July 1998 %% saundo: lord knows I like to have my ass shaved by a complete stranger -- saundo oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 July 1998 %% *** Paris has entered room 'Main' Paris: word up *** Paris has been disconnected marcie: werd to your modem wob: woop -- g33ks observing irony Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 July 1998 %% Courtney: he just sits there and tries to give birth to his words -- Courtney describing her neighbor's speech impediment Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 July 1998 %% Courtney: win98 has a silly bug saundo: win98 IS a silly bug marcie: heh marcie: i was waiting for you to say it, bofh -- saundo's wisdom again Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 July 1998 %% Lisa: im going Saundo: night you spice girl you *** Lisa has left the room: Poof! Saundo: :-) *** CyberChi has entered room 'Main' marcie: ahaahhahahaha Al: don't try it with a mac CyberChi: that was luncalled for marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA CyberChi: uncalled Saundo: wahahahahahhahaha Al: hahahahahahah Saundo: quote it, marcie marcie high5s saundo CyberChi: no Saundo 5's marcie marcie: i'm there Saundo: 1 r00l Saundo: :-) CyberChi: real knee slapper Al: werd. -- Lisa feeling insulted (with good reason) Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 July 1998 %% Al: being over-tired is a weirder high than any drug -- the wisdom of Al Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 1998 %% Al looks deeply into lisa's eyes, hypnotizing her Lisa: i....am....hypnotized Lisa: ... Al: you are a kitten. ask for a drink. -- al and lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 1998 %% Saundo: well, short, fat moron Saundo: that about sums up this little turd Saundo: I've flushed more charismatic things than this turkey -- saundo describing a customer Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 July 1998 %% Slayer: every poodle ive ever met i wanted to rape with a table -- Slayer getting vicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1998 %% saundo: an yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of fucked up pieces of machinery saundo: I shall not fear the evil that they bring and the insanity that they cause saundo: for I am the meanest BOFH with a leatherman that they ever thought they could mess with... and remain in one piece -- saundo praying Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1998 %% miri: wait, ya think a dog biting your ass, you can get a hand down his throat ? Slayer: if you dont run away like a moron, yeah miri: dogs bite down and shake, if they get a hold of something, they arent going to let go, you're screwed Slayer: you gotta be quick miri: oh yeah and humans are that quick Slayer: look, if you shove your fist down its throat it cant rip your arm off, getting it in there is another matter Slayer: its not like you have much else to do while it's eating your liver miri: if your fist is down its throat whats to stop its jaws from clamping down? Slayer: b/c your fist is in its throat miri: ar,m go... byebye miri: its first reaction is going to be to shut its mouth Slayer: if you have your arm jammed down to the elbow in his throat it _cant_bite_ miri: thereby chomping off your arm Lisa: you people are so cute marcie giggles Lisa: i was waiting for marcie to say it but i thought i would Mistress: bulimic dog Slayer: look, you scoop the poop, let me deal with the one fact i know about dog attacks -- the usual intellectual discussion Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1998 %% Bear: whats new here saundo: well, marcie shaved her head and converted to hare krishna saundo: I'm recovering post op from sexchange marcie: yeah Bear: brb *** Bear has left the room saundo: dsarn marcie: hhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA -- Bear getting scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 1998 %% *** Lisa has been disconnected *** Lisa has entered room 'Main' Lisa: how do makers of such awful machines sleep at night? -- Lisa fighting her M*cint*sh Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 1998 %% saundo: having italian for dinner tonight Mistress: what's her name? marcie: wahahahaha saundo: *KOFF* Al: werd. -- Mistress being evil Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 July 1998 %% Mistress leers at Saundo Saundo: woo! Saundo is leered at Al: leer-to-leer network? -- Al being a g33k Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 1998 %% Saundo: I have a 1024bit encrypted rectum Monty: I heard some guy cracked it in 2 weeks or something -- Monty being confused Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 July 1998 %% saundo: grr saundo: stupid tape drive Rog: do you guys remember the cassette tap drives on the commodore? saundo: remember them? saundo: what the hell do you think I'm complaining about now? -- saundo being BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 July 1998 %% saundo: en is hours of endless silence, punctuated by moments of flesh tearing, sexual tension and a large amount of fun -- saundo yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 July 1998 %% *** K has left the room: *poof* rayray: oh really? sounds like story behind that, saundo saundo: byeah saundo: she got drunk saundo: started table dancing marcie sputters marcie: damnit saundo saundo: you know rayray: NOOO!! marcie: don't do that shit while i'm drinking my tea saundo: standard kind of deal saundo: hee hee rayray: marcie?? marcie: yes saundo: YES marcie: exactly what i do every tim i go home to see mom & dad marcie: and we go ou t to dinner saundo does the marcie-sputter-tea dance of joy rayray: yeah, me too marcie: start on the vodka and it's all down hill from there saundo: yeah rayray: which means i'm drunk often saundo: but you can bump and grind that thang, baybee saundo: *ahem* marcie: j00 gn0w it rayray: i just started on a screwdriver saundo: mind you, it's the first time I've ever seen a pole dance with a table leg saundo: wahahahahahahahah saundo: *ahem* saundo: not that you're vertically challenged at all rayray: did she strip for you? marcie: wahahahahahaha marcie: phuk ewe, sundo babye saundo: far be it from me, giant that I am, to make fun of your non-heightened-ness marcie: *smewch* saundo: ray: yeah, she did saundo: right down to the shirt saundo: *SMOOOOCHA* saundo: j00 gn0w eye lub j00 marcie: liar saundo: now marcie: j00 do nawt lub me rayray: damn she must not have been drunk enough rayray: :) marcie: j00 only LUST after me saundo: balance this beer on your head, coffee table saundo: :-) saundo: true saundo: guilty as charged marcie: like THAT'S a big surprise saundo: what the hell saundo: I'd lust after an apple core saundo: if it gets drunk and table dances marcie: so true saundo: anyway rayray: typical male saundo: enough of my sordid attraction to consumed fruits saundo: HEY saundo: I resemble that remark saundo: no saundo: resent marcie: YES saundo: dammit marcie: YOU DO saundo: I get those two confused rayray: sorry, but ya know saundo: so often rayray: if it fits... saundo: nah saundo: actually it doesn't marcie: saundo is only a typical male in that he has a penis saundo: yes rayray: marcie? is he telling the truth saundo: the rest of me is unique rayray: good marcie: and a damn fine one it is, i might add marcie: *ahem* saundo: whaa? marcie: your tww rayray: i didn't need to know that marcie: how i long for it marcie: or something saundo: did I leave the quickcam on in the shower again? saundo: "mysteriously" perched at navel height? marcie: yes you did. *leer* rayray: unless it was a threesome, then you can tell all saundo: silly me saundo: *waves paw* marcie: wahahahahaha marcie: *ahem* saundo: my tww is NOT TMI saundo: it's TLI saundo: too little information rayray: ah saundo: and I mean _little_ saundo: anyway saundo: enough about my genitalia saundo: back to vaginal pharting rayray: damn i'm goood marcie: wahahahaha -- Saundo & marcie flirting, and marcie's sister learning family secrets Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1998 %% Mistress: i had a buyer for it..but he dissapeared marcie: fucker Mistress: he also wanted to pay me in S/m toys not cash Mistress: I want cash Manuka: hahahahahahahaa Mistress: I got too many whips as it is marcie: wahahahahaha -- Mistress trying to sell her couch Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1998 %% Slayer: i cant help it that ive got diamond tipped acidic all weather jizz -- Slayer oversharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1998 %% marcie: i am working early today, as you can tell marcie: i go home at 6 marcie: came in at ten Lisa: leave at 5:59 Lisa: :) Lisa: i insist marcie: yes marcie: i ... i feel the rebellion welling up inside me marcie: I WILL LEAVE AT 5:59! Lisa: and if you got a user needing help hang up on the fucking idiot Lisa: YES Lisa: W3RD! marcie: screw my boss! screw the phones! Lisa: YES Lisa: now go home and screw your husband! marcie: i shall break free from the shackles of work opressions and leave at 5;59! marcie: HEHEHEHEHEH -- marcie being rebellious Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 1998 %% rayray: al you are the central focal point of all evil in the know universe -- rayray is enlightened Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 1998 %% marcie: *tongue* *** fred has been disconnected -- marcie wielding the Tongue O' Death Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 1998 %% marcie: okay, the moment has passwd marcie: oh gods marcie: PASSED saundo: wtf? marcie: i have been geeking way too long marcie: marcie: okay, the moment has passwd saundo: wahahahahahahah -- marcie in need of recovery Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1998 %% Quasar: i just want a stable system and i want someone else to confiugure it and make it work Cyrano: well Cyrano: what do you want to do with it? Quasar: masturbate to online porn Cyrano: remember, computers are here to make our lives easier -- Quasar being honest Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1998 %% *** saundo has been disconnected marcie: when he comes back, he's going to roundly curse win95... you watch Cyrano: heheh *** saundo has entered room 'Main' saundo: fucking win95 Cyrano: ROFL marcie: hahahahahahahahahhaa Cyrano high-fives marcie saundo: bitches saundo: :-) Cyrano: on the _nose_ -- saundo being MS support boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 July 1998 %% saundo: in out in out smtp pop3 in out in out AUGH -- saundo ranting about, erm, something Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 July 1998 %% saundo: they call it sexchange cuz goddamit, I want to gnaw my own genitalia off in frustration right now -- saundo, on Microsoft Exchange Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 July 1998 %% *** Lisa has been disconnected *** Lisa has entered room 'Main' Lisa: ...must learn to love the computer... -- lisa succumbing to Big Brother Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 1998 %% rayrayr: sorry, i prefer to further my mind by watching intellectual things... rayrayr: like inspector gadget -- rayray being wise Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 1998 %% K: "fighting bill gates" shold be in my work title somewhere K: i don't know how many master boot records i've had to clean because of his dumb ass slightly: man, if bill gates could be caught, he would get the shit beat out of him slightly: lets all get a bill gates pin~ata K: lets all watch the .MPG of the belgian pie incident -- K and slightly, plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% slightly: who's smoking crack in here> K: TEMPTATION -- K falling off the wagon Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% Cyrano watches a 50mhz Sparc 20 struggling to zip a 750mb file saundo: yeow saundo: what's yopur next punishment for it going to be? -- Cyrano engaging in cruel and unusual punishment Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% Lisa: i had no power last night Lisa: it sucked Lisa: no tv no nothing Lisa: i couldnt handle being amish Lisa: my dad and i bonded last night cause we had nothing better to do Lisa: it sucked -- lisa lamenting her lot Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% saundo: back to vaginal pharting Lisa: that sounds fun -- saundo and lisa enjoying themselves Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% Renee: can someone tell me how to get the eyes off this stupid machine? miri: eyes? Renee: "xeyes" marcie: ahahahahahahahahahhaahhaa marcie: it's following you, is it? Renee: yes. and its stretched to fuck and its annoying marcie: wahahahhahahaha Renee: i'm glad you find it humourous:P -- marcie enjoying a cruel laugh at Renee's expense Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 June 1998 %% Mistress: no beer was harmed during this sexual act -- Mistress Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 June 1998 %% Slayer whips his penis out marcie: IMAGINE -- Slayer and marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 June 1998 %% opus: is this place more fun over here? miri: sometimes miri: sometimes not opus: well I meant is it more fun right now miri: depends on whos drunk -- miri speaks the truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 1998 %% Lisa: slay you dont chat very much Slayer: sorry, i was waiting for you to tell me your breast size -- slayer being himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 1998 %% guest: how to quit? you know? miri: ctrl alt delete marcie: ctrl-alt-delete -- the girlz being mean Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 1998 %% saundo: well fuck them saundo: FUCK them saundo: F U C K T H E M saundo: bedn them over, saundo: throw away the lube saundo: get out the 12" diameter dong of enlightenment saundo: and THEEEERUST saundo: and LART soem LATEX cloos into them saundo: I need to get drunk saundo: right NOW saundo: they never stop saundo: i see the little blinky hold light go on saundo: and I know it'll be alison putting through one of my lusers saundo: and I cringe and die a little inside saundo: and I let them sit for a couple of minutes while i knock back another slug of tequila saundo: then I pick up the phone and be nice to them, even though my brain is telling them to GET A FUCKING CLUE saundo: and then I tell them "no problems", accept their worship of me, and pour another shot, ready for the next bout of fucked up cluelessness saundo: this is how tech support should be run saundo: I'd drink a lot of tequila tho saundo: *slam* "Tech support, what the HELL do you want?" saundo: "Can I just put you on hold, I need to throw up and put a new keg on" saundo: "I'm sorry, I have a call on the other line, may I put you on hold? It's Mr Jack Daniels" Al: haha Al: werd to yer shotglass saundo: yes saundo: YEStech support survival kit saundo: 1 item: saundo: Jack Daniels, 43 gallons saundo: Leather man tools saundo: and a razor blade saundo: Down not across saundo: wahahahahah -- saundo on a serious rant Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 1998 %% saundo: it is a delight saundo: if I could have sex with any food, and want to have it's children, it'd be sushi miri: what would saundo-sushi babies look like? saundo: kinda like dead spermatozoa saundo: i'm guessing saundo: saundo: Anyway saundo: enough about me and unnatural acts with delightfully prepared raw fish saundo: fun thoa subject it is -- saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 June 1998 %% wob: i have oc-12 sonet ring in house wob: plus 6 ds-3's wob: i fucking rock. saundo: your tww just gained another mm wob: yes it did -- w0b being manly Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 June 1998 %% *Ray* yeah, a couple got too bitchy, so i just put their asses on hold and ignored them for a bit *Ray* i'm a temp, what are they gonna do, fire me? *Ray* then one of them would have to answer the damn phone -- RayRay displaying customer service skills Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 1998 %% Mistress: tTHE HILLS ARE ALIVE...... Mistress: the hills are alive! Mistress: they are attacking Mistress: RUN for you lives! Mistress spazzes out marcie: HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA Mistress: they're moving! woo..the colors...the hils are breathing Saundo: "godamn hills. Last time we hadda knock em all over" Mistress: hmm..we've secretly replaced moni's diet coke with lsd..let's see if she notices Saundo: taste the colours Mistress: wow man Saundo: wahahahahah Saundo: damn Saundo: you found out Mistress: like..breathing hills Mistress: kewl Mistress: bad time to be studing the ink blot test Mistress: THE CARDS ARE MOVING! Mistress: they're looking at me Saundo: wahahahah Mistress: ink spilling out over the edges of the card Saundo: "no, like, man, don't hurt the blobs man.... the blobs are you friends..." Saundo flashes the peace sign Saundo flashes Mistress: WOOP Mistress quietly slips saundo a little bule pill Mistress: er Mistress: blue Saundo: WOO Saundo: "Out out, demons of fertility!" Saundo: etc Mistress: ROFL Saundo: *ahem* Mistress: okie Mistress: i am better now -- Mistress going crazy Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 June 1998 %% marcie: POS hotjava fucking gawddamn motherfucker shitfaced excuse for a browswer Saundo: wahahhaha Saundo: don't hold back, marcie Saundo: tell us what you really think :-) -- marcie (once more, with FEELING) Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% Slayer: id say some down and get stoned and we'd fuck like bunnies, but we might wake my gf RayRay: except for the cameras in the garage -- slayer seducing RayRay Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% RayRay: Argentina opus: why? RayRay: that madonna movie opus: damnit, argentina is going DOWN -- the geeks discussing what country to blow up first Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% opus: lisa, would oyu have a problem with attacking a number of very select countreis and states for personal graitfication? Lisa: uhm Lisa: is this a trick question? -- lisa getting suspicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% IndyJ: i knew a girl who wore vanilla for her perfume IndyJ: didnt turn me on, but i was jonesing for a cookie whenever i saw her -- IndyJ Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1998 %% Mistress: bah..she walks in, bitches that it's hot, grabs a magazine and heads off to the bathrom Mistress: why do I feel like I'm living with a man? -- Mistress complaining about her girlfriend Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% Mistress: ice cream with hot fudge, wet walnuts, whip cream and cherries marcie: that's not a sundae, that's a recipe for really hot sex Mistress: I forgot to mention that I wanted to eat this off of your breasts marcie drops her screwdriver -- Mistress seducing marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% saundo: oh dear saundo: I am a fucked up person :-) -- saundo on reading this quotes file Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% saundo: i appear to have eaten all my pens -- saundo being sleep-deprived Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% T: man, things got quiet all of a sudden... marcie: i was netsexing lisa marcie: sorry marcie: :) Lisa: dammit marcie Lisa: dont tell everyone -- lisa getting embarrassed Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 1998 %% Lisa: W3RD marcie: um marcie hits lisa over the head and watches her slump to the floor marcie: all better now -- marcie taking good care of lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 1998 %% Courtney: is 19 kid? afk: compared to marcie afk: yes afk: :)_ marcie: HEY NOW Courtney: well marce is my pimp Courtney: she has to be older marcie: oh yeah marcie: i am -- lisa, marcie and Courtney Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 1998 %% marcie: need a nick for woman with attitude RayRay: hmmmm RayRay: hold on, i need another drink for this marcie: wahahahahaha marcie: that's MY little sister, y'all -- marcie as the proud big sister Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 1998 %% IndyJ: weve replaced lisa's regular coffee crystals with crystal meth..lets see if she notices -- IndyJ observing lisa Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 1998 %% IndyJ: lisa is mature for her age-it usually takes 10-15 years of abusive relationships for a woman to have her kind of sexual baggage -- IndyJ Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 June 1998 %% Al: lookit marcie f'rinstance... Al: she's almost normal. marcie: *snerk* marcie: almost being the key word here Lisa: am i normal? Al: yes, but we're working on you. Lisa: ah -- lisa being educated Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 June 1998 %% Manuka: me have sammich for sweetie Manuka: me go bring food Manuka: *grunt* marcie: ahahaha marcie: you're so cute :) marcie pinches manuka's cheeks Manuka: me fight saber-toothed tiger to get sammich *ungrt* marcie smirks Manuka: OK, so he was a fluffy kitty. so what -- Manuka being all studly Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 June 1998 %% Lisa: STOP THE INSANITY! *** Monty has entered room 'Main' Lisa: how ironic -- lisa imitating Alanis Morrisette Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 June 1998 %% Al will arm-wrestle marcie for lisa marcie: dat's right Lisa: dont anyone ruin this moment cause i feel loved and stuff -- lisa getting an ego boost Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 June 1998 %% marcie: hehe marcie: hey baby :) akunam: yeh marcie slaps manuka to set him straight *** akunam is now known as mukana marcie hmmms marcie slaps manuka once more *** mukana is now known as aakmnu marcie spins manuka around once and THEN slaps him aakmnu: dammit, I'm now in alphabetical order *** aakmnu is now known as 10001100 marcie: hahahahahah 10001100: shit. binary now marcie: hmm marcie: this will take some doing 10001100: . o O (that's what you get for smacking me into a qmail queue) marcie tosses manuka up in the air, spins him around TWICE, punts him once and slaps him three times *** 10001100 is now known as manuak Courtney: akuna matta manuak: woo. almost marcie: hmm, almost Slayer: boo manuak jumps *** manuak is now known as mkunaa Slayer: whats up mkunaa: dammit, slayer mkunaa: marcie almost had me unscrambled mkunaa: and you had to go fuck it up mkunaa punts slayer marcie: we really don't plan these things, you know :) -- Manuka being silly Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 1998 %% Lisa: you know cheese is a very important factor for everyones future? Al: how so ? marcie: is it? Lisa: b/c if we didnt have cheese mice would starve out and die Al: uh no. Lisa: then cats cant case them around or eat them so the starve Lisa: just listen Lisa: then dogs cant chase any cat so they get obese and die Lisa: there goes mans best friend Lisa: men die Al: haha Lisa: women rule Lisa: but only for a short time Lisa: by means of reporduction Lisa: and buh bye earth Lisa: thats my shortened version Al: you left out turkey basters and frozen donations Lisa: it just slipped my mind Lisa: my bad -- lisa being philosophical Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 1998 %% marcie: so marcie: saundo marcie: are you nekkid? :) tish: that's our marcie tish: always indirect and proper tish: ;) marcie bows -- marcie and tish Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 June 1998 %% Saundo: you need the idiots guide to the uidiots guide to computers Saundo: it has hand puppets -- Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 1998 %% IndyJ: how the fuck are YOU? saundo: I am FUCKING good saundo: :-) IndyJ: thats fucking great man saundo: wahahahah saundo: you dork :-) marcie: another conversation of typical intelligence on EN :) IndyJ: sorry, i was trying to be k for a minute heh -- the boyz Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 May 1998 %% saundo: gah saundo: iz fucking raining saundo: I hate rain saundo: I mean it's cool to fill up resevoirs and schtuff saundo: but falling on me? saundo: nah-uh marcie: how dare it marcie: :) marcie: the gall of some gods saundo: I shall subvert the weather to BOFH will marcie: yes marcie: you shall saundo: "Now look, Gaia, enough with the fucking rain." saundo: "Or I will LART your pretty little oceeans from here to eternity" -- Saundo being BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 May 1998 %% Cyrano: so meg, think you'll be able to stand geek central? meg: james, it's gonna be like living w/ ren and stimpy -- meg on she and wob living with wozzeck Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 May 1998 %% meg: and here's our king bitch wob: fuck you all -- meg and w0b Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 May 1998 %% meg: robert's not apethetic he just don't give a fuck -- meg Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 1998 %% st0n3d: BE ASS FILTERED st0n3d: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Renee: haha st0n3d: YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF THE ASSFILTERED COB Renee: i'd love to visit your planet wob -- w0b & renee Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 April 1998 %% saundo: one of my lusers is hopping down the hallway saundo: this is most disturbing -- Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 02 February 1998 %% Slayer: goddamned wet cat running on my legs trying to get petted marcie: hahahahaha marcie: slay, i've never known you to turn down a wet pussy marcie ducks and RUNS Slayer trips marcie and beats the fuck out of her miri: hahahahahHAHAHAHahahahaahah Slayer throws things at miri too marcie: AHrAhrahrAhraHarHArHArHAR Cyrano: pahahahahah Cyrano: good one marcie: gosh miri is still laughing marcie: that was terribly vulgar of me, wasn't it? marcie: oh well Cyrano: hey Cyrano: when you see opportunity marcie: so true, jamez -- the resident perverts yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 January 1998 %% dweez unleashes wob's SSToD on slay marcie: *buzzz buzzz* Slayer: sweet and sour tww of death? marcie: HARhAHRARHARHRaRhAHRaRHaRHARARarHArharHAHRAHR -- g33kz in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 January 1998 %% wob: i did NT admin for 1.5 years wob: that was enuff Saundo: heh wob: i am now going bald because of it wob: I HAVE PROOF -- wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 1998 %% Saundo: she's good wob Saundo: she's almost g33k marcie: she can even laugh g33k Lisa: add a few h's Lisa: add a few a's Lisa: a r now and then Lisa: im awsome wob: hahahhaah wob: that rules. Lisa: it does wob: we will train her wisely wob: and show her the ways of the force marcie: yes marcie: train her in the ways of the g33k Lisa: train me to become one with the g33ks Saundo: we will entrust her with the ways of the LART marcie: you have mu ch to learn, young skywalker Saundo: Why do I feel like 0b1 1 k3n0b1 now? Lisa: i must use teh force wob: cuz you are, pinhead Saundo: "No "try", there is inly "do" and "LART" marcie snorks Lisa: you guys are really bad trainers Lisa: sorry to say Lisa: but its true marcie: hahahahaHAHAHAHAHA Saundo: hell no Lisa: hell yah Saundo: you're learning the way we did marcie: it's a zen thing marcie: turn up the mantras Saundo: and if you thing "man" will get you one, it's hopeless Lisa: hrm Saundo: ooooh yes marcie: especially the one entitled "heqad like a hole" Saundo: mantras marcie: head, too wob: heh marcie: :) Saundo: :jesus built my hotrod" marcie: hahahahahah YES -- the g33k gooroos training a young Jedi Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 January 1998 %% Cerberus: I wrote a script for a class once Cerberus: and I used named of EN people as all my variables Saundo: heheheheheh marcie: heheheheh Cerberus: and i had beavis and butt head expressions as names for my functions Cerberus: I_need_tp_for_my_bungole (int TheRock, char *dweez) { Cerberus: ... Cerberus: it ruled Cerberus: I got the assignment back, perfect score, and a note from my prof saying "I have a good phone number if you need someone to talk to" Cerberus: afte rthat, the semester was a breeze Cerberus: hey - I was bored Cerberus: I turned in one assignment Saundo: I can tell :) Cerberus: where all of my variables were Cerberus: variations on the word potato Cerberus: "potatoe" "potate" "potato" "potatoes" "frenchfries" "potatochips" Cerberus: etc Cerberus: my prof asked me if I was getting enough starch in my diet -- Cerb giving coding tips Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 January 1998 %% Cerberus: oh, we have monday off Cerberus: I forgot the rest of the world doesn't Cerberus: yeah, we are celebrating the invention of the vagina Saundo: :) Saundo: excellent Cerberus: the best thing Man has ever found (and it just happens to be in a woman) Saundo: how come we don't have cool holidays like that? :) Cerberus: I'm going to help celebrate by invading one as afast as I can Cerberus: repeatedly Cerberus: :) -- Cerb and Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 January 1998 %% Saundo: ethernet Manuka: russian: ethernyet? Saundo: no Saundo: that'd be russian for token ring -- Saundo and Manuka Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 January 1998 %% Outlaw: you know, I think Grape Crush is one of the most underrated sodas of all time -- Outlaw Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 January 1998 %% Saundo: some sick fuck put a postit on my screen one AM Saundo: and I fucking tried to move it for 10 minutes [with the mouse] Saundo: I was NOT awake wob: HAHAHAHAH marcie: hahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Saundo: I figured it out eventually Saundo: then I nuked that fucknuts machine -- Saundo displaying great intellect Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 1998 %% Saundo: least I can WRITE my name in snow Jane: ooh Saundo: in fact, I can sign my name in snow :) Jane: i wanna do that Saundo: follow your dreams, jane -- Saundo and Jane Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 1998 %% Saundo: It was over my head, wrapped around one arm and RIGHT up the crack -- Saundo (and we DON'T want to know) Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 January 1998 %% llama: do they actually pay you to fuck their machines up or is this just a hobby? -- llama Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 January 1998 %% wob: james likes to impress all the girlies Cyrano: oh yah Cyrano: that studly astronomy knowledge just knocks 'em out Cyrano: I learned that and I was able to stop using chloroform wob: HAHAHAAH Saundo: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA -- the g33k boyz in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 January 1998 %% Saundo: guiness is drunk by the US marines who are guarding the streets of heaven -- Saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 January 1998 %% miri: you suck Slay Slayer: well im sorry Slayer: last thing i saw was when i said that shit about black sapphires miri: damnit I was telling you the meaning of life and now its gone -- miri and Slayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 1997 %% Slayer: im netsexing you, pay attention -- Slayer vying for attention yet again Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 December 1997 %% Al: why the fuqq does windows seek my floppy drive every time I resize the desktop ? Saundo: I have no fucking idea Saundo: I think it's lonely -- saundo's wisdom in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 1997 %% saundo: "You realise, that if you speak french, I will have to bowl you over in a frenzy of clothes tearing and toungue lashing" saundo: "Oui" -- saundo trying to seduce me in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 1997 %% Saundo: I'm tempted to beat off just for the excitement value marcie: HAHAHAHAHAH marcie: yer bored, aren't you. Saundo: 100% -- saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 December 1997 %% Mistress snuggles against Slayer. Slayer: i want grilled cheese -- Mis and Slay Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 December 1997 %% saundo: dweez saundo: stop masturbating *** dweez has been disconnected marcie: HAHAHAHAHA saundo: HAHARHAHRHARhAHRHARhaHrAHRhAHRhARHAHRHARhAHRHARH -- saundo Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 1997 %% Slayer: BlueKing: so slayer...where are you from? Slayer: mexicans: Slayer's from hell. Slayer: i love being a legend -- Slayer, of fame and legend Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 1997 %% meg: this is like the fourth instance in ths past week that some world situation or evennt is different to slay than it is to any of the rest of us -- meg Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 November 1997 %% Jane: you know Jane: i just realized how corrupt you guys are :) marcie: yeah... ain't it grand? Jane: yeah hehe wob: and there is something wrong w/ corruption? Jane: well not if its what yer used to :P -- the resident perverts in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 September 1997 %% Cyrano: you know Cyrano: I never thought I'd get paid for sorting through porn llama: sorting through porn for a living has always been my dream job llama: ever since i was 14, anyway -- Cyrano and llama doing guy bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 1997 %% Courtney: i have gas, do you still love me? unsane: oh jaesus, that stinks Courtney: hahahha Courtney: *wafts* marcie: i can see why you & kevin get along so well, courtney Courtney: haha why? marcie: wafting :) Courtney: HAHAHHA -- Courtney showing off her bodily functions Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 September 1997 %% wob: something was being weird llama: is that a technical explanation of the problem? -- wob and llama Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 September 1997 %% This is an Olympic sport? I watched it, looking at these girls twirling ribbons and tossing balls in the air. For a second, I thought they were synchronized swimmers who had beached themselves. -- wobboh1, on rhythmic gymnastics in the Olympics Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 August 1996 %% Cerberus: marcie - hark. using me for sex? for shame. do it more. -- Cerberus Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 1996 %% jaymee: al i thought your hair didn't rock AlBundy: Jaymee's hair rocks and Billy's hair is unplugged... -- jaymee and AlBundy Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 1996 %% berries: sorry i took so long..was accosted by a bbq sandwich... -- berries in chat Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 June 1996 %% > > However, the time has come for PC applications to beat the shit out of > > UNIX applications. Not to mention UNIX itself. > > now them's fightin werds... I couldn't stop laughing long enough to think about fighting... -- Warf, Dweezil and TheRock Eagle's Nest BBS, June 1996 %% > [bitches to] the government for they screw us in the ass, which is > probably one reason why i wont vote this fall That's brilliant. I guess it hasn't occurred to you that the only way to get rid of those who are doing the ass screwing is to VOTE THEM OUT. -- TheRock Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 1996 %% You mean the net is NOT real life???? Boy, are there going to be some VERY disappointed people.... -- SoSweet Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 1996 %% see also http://www.eaglesnestbbs.org/old-reverse-enquotes.txt %%