%% saundo: lesbian midget sex - where smaller IS better -- saundo with an idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% marcie: i love you, zaundo saundo: you do nawt saundo: you merely lust after the insanity in my head marcie: but i dew! marcie: well marcie: yes saundo: i know j00! marcie: that's more or less the same thing. -- marzie and zaundo share the love Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% saundo: you'll need a wirebrush and scotch, marcie, to fix your sinuses DontKnow: though my pints are long island iced teas tonight. marcie: owwww. marcie: damn you, saundo saundo: you drink the scotch first, then take the wirebrush and throw it out the window saundo: either way, you don't care about your sinuses saundo: it's a home remedy -- saundo giving marcie advice on sinus trouble Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% Vanyel: "...but amber! i DO respect your mind! I'd just respect it even more if it would bounce gently when you walk." saundo: ahahahahah saundo: i had a cow-orker like that saundo: she wanted to be taken seriously as an SA saundo: but she really did best just standing there and bouncing gently Vanyel: thats fine Vanyel: most of my coworkers at AOL were like that Vanyel: male AND female saundo: ahahahah -- Vanyel and saundo on cow-orkers Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% ed: how goes the alcholism today leo? Vanyel: its not ed: remember ed: it takes more than a couple of days to unleash the alcholic in all of us. ed: you must try harder Vanyel: it took me all day yesterday to recover from my last binge Moni: heh marcie: psh marcie: PUSSY ed: ytes ed: I believe marcie has spake the truth ed: You are a Pussy Jake: you should be doing keg stands by next friday Jake: this is training damnit Jake: wtf else are you gonna do when yer homeless? ed: you're not good enough until you get the shakes during your first week on the new job -- ed whipping Vanyel into shape Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 December 2002 %% Manuka: The Physics Division at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory (LBNL) has a position for an experienced Particle Physicist. The position involves working half-time with the Particle Data Grou Manuka: p Manuka: "I never wanted to be a sysadmin... i wanted to be... A PARTICLE PHYSICIST! leaping from cyclotron to cyclotron in the wilds of Berkeley! and Sing! SING! Vanyel: ahahah marcie: ahahah -- Manuka singing his little heart out Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 December 2002 %% Vanyel: slay finally came out of the closet? marcie: ahahah marcie: we wish Vanyel: no Vanyel: we dont. marcie: hahhahahahaha Vanyel: the last thing I need Vanyel: is slay hitting on me Vanyel: and meaning it marcie: i don't need it either marcie: so i'd rather him be gay ;) Vanyel: I hate you, you black hearted lesbian marcie: aw, i hate you too, you bitter het boy -- Vanyel and marcie bonding Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Cyrano: that's what I recommend to leo for stereo protection Cyrano: dashboard mounted suicide bomber midgets Cyrano: activated with the car alarm marcie: yeah! ed: shit ed: no need to activate ed: just pay a fuckin psychotic midget to ride around in your car/live in your car ed: he has an altima ed: lots of trunkspace/backspeet space Al: "pay" ? ed: he can just build a little midget efficiency in thee. ed: right ed: "You can live here for free, use the stero, etc.." ed: "If something gets stolen, I sell you to the zoo." marcie: "just make sure you piss *out* the window" ed: "No, not for an exhibit of your own, you get to be the adolescent male red-assmonkey fuck toy." ed: you issue him a certificate for 1 free lethal item from your local army surplus ed: and you let him move in and begin setting up shop ed: here where it gets cold, 2 good things ed: 1) little fucker could remote-start your car. Cyrano: heheh ed: 2) he could hold your coffee/go get your coffee in the morning. ed: and fill your car with gas. Cyrano: and hey Al: what's to prevent him from stealing the car? Cyrano: you could always use the carpool lanes! ed: "If we don't have gas, it gets mighty cold in here." ed: you mount 2 tasers to his nuts marcie: shit yeah! Jake: shock collar prevents from anything you like ed: which are then tied to the car alarm ed: that Cyrano: mmm ed: and you'd have to get references for your psycho midget Cyrano: ed, I want to live in your world ed: I'm not saying you should just take the first onethat comes along ed: and ed: you shouldn't find them at walmart ed: you need to look at like target, maybe dillards. ed: "Hey, little guy, do you need a home? ed: " ed: "Uh, yea, no puppies, or whatever it is you guys have.." marcie: make sure he can be rack-mounteed ed: right ed: litlte tTi tabs implanted in his hips ed: you could solve the piss problem by just putting a catheter in ed: and make sure his asshole is sewn shut marcie: ewww marcie: shit-filled midgets are nobody's friend, ed. ed: well ed: they're good urban assault weapons. ed: you could chuck him into traffic ed: he'd also be a good excuse to get out of meetings. marcie: cynthia makes a good point Cyrano: maybe we're looking at this wrong marcie: cloning is possible ed: 'uh, yea, my midget isn't feeling well, look at him!" marcie: you can clone your midget self. Cyrano: maybe the real money is in midget temp services Cyrano: "rent-a-midget" marcie: mini-me! Cyrano: er ed: hmm Cyrano: "Mini-Mine" ed: I dunno if I'd like a mini-me marcie: i think that would be funny. marcie: a mini-ed. ed: I'd have to bitchslap the little fucker. marcie: he'd bitchslap you back. ;) ed: he could keep track of your email too. ed: cerberal implant. ed: he could be your eyes ed: and you could just sit and control him with a remote. ed: send him to work instead of you. marcie: generally i like it. marcie: hmm. ed: be like in running man marcie: he could do my tape rotation for me. ed: you could have some shi strapped to his neck Cyrano: yeah! marcie: hell, i could clone a midget just for tapes! Cyrano: I bet they'd be cheaper than tape stackers ed: he'd die if he ran outside of the invisible fence you buried in your yard marcie: he could live in the jukebox! ed: shit ed: he could live in the stacker! marcie: see!@ marcie: ed and i think alike. ed: hmm ed: you could issue him with spare DLT drives ed: and he could do all the preventative maint marcie: yeah! ed: again, electrodes attached to his nuts may be in order. marcie: i like this idea. ed: "faster" ed: *bzzzt* marcie: so we can do more important work marcie: like marcie: talking on EN marcie: and marcie: eating krispy kremes. ed: or, to his clitoris. ed: depending on his gender. ed: and when I say his, I mean like s/he marcie: obviously. ed: right ed: because thats how every book should be ed: s/he Cyrano: hookermidgets ed: hmm. ed: ther could be a roving industry for midget support ed: eg: midget sexual needs. marcie: midget clones ed: midget emotional fulfillment. marcie: like in AI marcie: only... smaller. marcie: hey, don't laugh marcie: i have a midget friend from college marcie: who just married another midget. marcie: they're very hapy together. ed: sweet marcie: :) ed: midget sex. ed: I bet thats wild Cyrano: have to keep him in shape ed: the fuckin best part is. Cyrano: Midgetcise! marcie: i try not to think about it, ed. ed: if you were married midgets ed: you could fuckin live cheap ed: yo ucould move into an efficiency marcie: yah! Cyrano: heh ed: live in a dogbed ed: you'd eat 1/2 has much, atleast. ed: you could *live in a fucking car* marcie: true that. marcie: hell ed: and protect the possesions contained therein. marcie: live in a van Cyrano: heh Cyrano: an RV would be a palace ed: find your midget friend. marcie: you'd have it all hooked up! ed: ask her if this is reasonable. marcie: i have a feeling she'd be highly insulted :) marcie: they have an apartment ed: she may find the clitoral electrodes and the hip-implants objectionable marcie: but i do nawt know the specs thereof ed: prolly less than 1000square ed: fuck ed: you could live in a closet marcie: low counters, etc Cyrano: ed, you bastard ed: I'll sublet out my closet Cyrano: that's the fourth keyboard this year marcie grins ed: mahaha Cyrano: I need to switch to membranes marcie: yes marcie: yes you do Al: just get a damn dustcover ed: you need a midget to clean up after you ed: and/or see to your daily during-work sexual needs. ed: some days I'd love to have a little midget under my desk workin it for me. Cyrano: ahhh marcie: perfect size for under-the-desk activities! marcie: ahahahhaha ed: you just need that sort of stress reliever marcie: !!! Cyrano: that could help a lot with productivity Cyrano: hey Cyrano: tie it to a helpdesk system Cyrano: so every time you close a ticket... marcie: HAHAHAHHAA ed: "Watch out lil-guy don't get any of that in your eyes." marcie: that's an initiative i can get behind! ed: then you'd have midget osha ed: you'd have to put lights under there. Cyrano: and niosh Cyrano: hm ed: there'd be issues with mexican for lunch, etc.. marcie: ahahah Cyrano: would they be hourly or exempt? *** zag has left the room ed: exempt marcie: if we have to be exempt, so do they ed: they'd live off of crumbs Cyrano: naah ed: they'd be like corporate equipment marcie: pet midgets Cyrano: they should be like waitresses Cyrano: live off of tips ed: not so much like the cogs in the wheel that we are. ed: more like the goo inbetween the cogs. ed: you may need to have them de-teethed. ed: I hear midget bites can be nasty. marcie: not if they're the same midgets guarding your car marcie: you need them to have sharp pointy fangs marcie: to gnaw the fingers off would-be car thieves. ed: hmm Cyrano: so ed: and, technically, you should have a good relationship with your car midget. Cyrano: what would a midget pack ed: swallowing your love juice is part of that relationship. Cyrano: I'm thinking small caliber ed: snub .38 at the largest ed: I'd say like a .25 marcie: yeah marcie: .22 marcie: short barrel ed: or Cyrano: twin gyrojets :) marcie: they can plug people at close range marcie: in the knees ed: issue them ryphenlol Cyrano: tranq darts ed: see ed: their job may be to get the car/theif to an out of the way area ed: so you can show up and finish the job. marcie: yeah Cyrano: how about blinding lasers? marcie: disable them momentarily ed: a swine bag cutter Cyrano: an elastrator ed: that'd leave a bloody mess. Cyrano: 101 things to do with a 0.75" diameter rubber band marcie: heheheh Cyrano: and a bovine speculum Cyrano: the nice ones ratchet and then lock like vice grips Cyrano: very clasy Cyrano: +s marcie: ow. ed: ok ed: I must go. *** ed is now known as afked afked: later marcie: going to rent your car midget? afked: they're flying off the shelves marcie: wr0d marcie: later Cyrano: maybe a small tactical nuclear device Cyrano: it's probably a good thing I don't have one marcie: most definitely. Al: "probably" ? Cyrano: because if I did, I just know I'd have to set it off to see what would happen Al: hehehe -- midget mania! Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Cyrano: you want some entertaining reading Cyrano: try alt.suicide.holiday Cyrano: it's hilarious Cyrano: people trying to come up with good suicide techniques Cyrano: 100% chickenshits through and through, and pretty far down on the intelligence scale marcie: i always wondered about a.s.h. marcie: why does it even exist if everyone who frequents the group wants to kill themselves? Cyrano: they don't marcie: wouldn't that preclude having regular posters? marcie: :) Cyrano: it's all a mass pathetic craving for attention Cyrano: see, if they were serious about it, they'd publish a roster of names and addresses Cyrano: hell, the snuff guys would take care of them, and probably even for free. marcie: ahahahaha ed: mahahaha Cyrano: we have got to get those two together marcie: match made in heaven! marcie: so to speak -- Cyrano on Usenet Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Cyrano wonders if it's possible to analyze for alcohol intoxication via a semen sample Cyrano: would at least be a bit more fun -- Cyrano on preventing drunk driving Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Cyrano: some people may be too stupid to live Cyrano: I've been rethinking my position on this ed: hmm ed: my position has been "some people are too stupid to live." ed: and.. ed: further, "they only live because we support them." Cyrano: so Cyrano: what we do ed: its not as vulgar as just outright killing them Cyrano: have the govt issue an order that all citizens should be sterilized ed: its more like you take away the shit that keeps them alive. Cyrano: those of us smart enough to see past the farce will avoid it Cyrano: then we load them all onto the "B" Ark ed: mahaha ed: the one with hairdressers and people of that ilk? Cyrano: telephone sanitizers marcie: telephone sanitizer second class! Cyrano: but we have to keep a few of them around just for the entertainment value Al: they only live because it is illegal to kill them -- plans for world domination Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% ed: one that I ranted to a.t.s.r ed: was the lusers that called to sighn up for an acct ed: and they wouldn't give me a password. ed: "Lisa, don't give them our password, they said you're not supposed to give that out." ed: "Bob, you talk to them." ed: "Yea, we aren't givin you our password, they said we aren't supposed to." ed: I was stunned by the stupidity ed: for a full 10 seconds. Cyrano: lol ed: the guy actually said "Hello?" ed: I couldn't get them to see the idiocy. ed: In the end they never signed up for an account ed: and I even *tried* to give them a password. ed: "No, thats not our password." Cyrano: classy ed: I was again rebuffed by stupidity. -- ed on his favorite lusers Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% marcie: Then I watched the rest of the tape. There is a very disturbing part where my father is sitting in a chair looking madly happy and sort of dancing along, and then it pans across the room to marcie: show what he is looking at, and he is watching Mary Poppins and dancing to the Mary Poppins music. I think he may have some sort of fetish but I am not sure. saundo: marcie: you're freaking me out marcie: O:) saundo: and worse than that, you're enjoying freaking me out marcie: of course i am. Vanyel: mmm freak. marcie: i live for it. saundo: it is your quest marcie: it is marcie: how did you know? saundo: i read it in a fortune cookie saundo: and I when I appended "in bed" to it, I knew it was about you, marcie marcie: yes. marcie: very good, my son. -- saundo attaining wisdom Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Al: there's only so much oxygen to go around Al: these people are wasting it -- Al on stupid people Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 December 2002 %% Vanyel: common courtsey says that cremation shouldnt be the CAUSE of death -- Vanyel with etiquette advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 December 2002 %% Jake: goddamnit van Jake: DRINK Jake: DRINK Vanyel: i am! Jake: DRINK Jake: I AM TURNING ON THE OVERN Jake: DRINK Slayer: take your dick out of his mouth, jake. give him a chance. -- Jake being overly enthusiastic Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 December 2002 %% Jake: its has the 2 things that make any movie good Jake: midgets and chimps -- Jake on "Bowling For Columbine" Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 December 2002 %% ed: nothing pisses me off more than seeing a goldmine of shit I want to steal and having it be unreachable. -- ed on peer-to-peer filesharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% marcie spins up "The Immaculate Collection" and goes to work on a spreadsheet Al: that music's for bedsheets not spreadsheets! -- Al with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% Al: sarge, it's time to promote you Al: you are no longer NTboy Al: now you are TNGboy marcie: heheheh Slayer: no no Slayer: he's gotta start out as DS9boy and work his way up china: unification, slay Al: OUCH! Al: slay with the put-down Slayer: DS9, the Highlander II of the star trek universe -- Slay with the score Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% *china* It's just a terrible shame that no matter what personality is he utilizing at any given moment, he is just not, in any way, shape or form, funny. china> *snork* china> *wipes up her keyboard* china> There's another one you owe me. :) -- China and marcie on a certain EN user Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% marcie: Anyway, hope you have a dandy Christmas. Peace out, homeskillet. marcie: Luv, marcie: Brad the Brave marcie holds her head and shakes it back and forth, muttering marcie: my brother is so WEIRD! Sarge: homeskillet? marcie: i know! -- marcie lamenting her family ties Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% Sarge: I think that show needs a good hot lesbian scene between willow and buffy Sarge: all nude of course Sarge: or just willow parading around nude would be fine too marcie: and then the big scary butch dyke breaks down your door and does you with a strapon marcie: that would be the best part. Marianne: ahahahaha -- marcie correcting Sarge's fantasy life Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 December 2002 %% Vanyel: my dog has a new pastime Vanyel: farting on the couch in my face saundo: two words - cigarette lighter saundo: the puppy blue flame of enlightenment Vanyel: ahahhaha -- saundo giving advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 December 2002 %% meg: woo meg: goo goo gajobob meg: jooba jobba meg: joooba jooba meg: SMOKE POT EVERYOBYD SMOKE POT -- m3g just says no! Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2002 %% DontKnow: and on the netscape.com download page for 7.0 it says "All NEW Netscape 7.0 - Netscape's FASTEST browser!" cuinhell: Yugo's FASTEST car! -- cuinhell, a man of taste Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2002 %% marcie: argh marcie: my uterus just hates me cuinhell: the unruly uterus *** sunbeam has been disconnected marcie: yeah cuinhell: your uterus killed sunny marcie: i am just that good. -- marcie wielding her powerful uterus Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2002 %% marcie: this has to be the strangest spam mail i've ever gotten marcie: 126 Dec 19 TalkingTP (5478) Toilet Paper That Talks -On Sale Now! sunbeam: sweet marcie: yeah :D cuinhell: the pontificating pooper -- cuinhell being clever Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 December 2002 %% Al: you're gonna hack auggie? ed: yes marcie: ahahah ed clickety click ed: I'm in! ed: rewt was "fat.farm" marcie: HAHAHAHHAHA -- ed being 'l33t Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 December 2002 %% Sarge: TIMMAH! cuinhell: Two Towers at 12:30 today Al: two timmahs Sarge: The fellowship of TIMMAH! Al: the TIMMAH of the rings Cyrano: the sum of all beers. cuinhell: Ass With The Wind Sarge: Harry Potter and the Chamber of TIMMAH! Al: hairy pooter Cyrano: Harry Pothead and the Sorcer is Stoned. Cyrano: +er Al: haha Cyrano: harry potter and the vibrating broomstick Al: homer potter and the...mmm, donuts! Sarge: 007: Between the sheets cuinhell: Homey Potter and the Stanky Bitches Sarge: Horny Potter and the Bed Chamber of Sluts -- future movie classics Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 December 2002 %% Cyrano: look for an app called "vortex" Cyrano: 2 of my friends wrote it for OS 7, should still work with 9 Cyrano: will delete anything regardless of locks or usage Cyrano: drag the system file to it and very odd things start happening marcie: bwahahaha -- Cyrano on the mysteries of the Mac Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 December 2002 %% ed: where are you heading for holidays? ed: you're a wuss for not driving across the country.. ed: c'mon. ed: all those hours..with kids. ed: rent a uhaul, place kids in it. ed: thats gotta be legal in some states -- ed chastising Cyrano for flying Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 2002 %% firl: i thought we had a talk Vanyel: we probably did Vanyel: but since the topic didnt involve sex or food, I probably just ignored you firl: next time i'll know (breast) better how to keep (pizza) your attention Vanyel: yep Vanyel: see its not so hard firl: i'll work at it -- Vanyel teaching firl to communicate Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 2002 %% Slayer: ifyou're having trouble with your barnyard friends... if you've got a thing for ewes... Slayer: dirty deeds done with sheep Slayer: dirty deeds, little bo peep sunbeam: you're so wierd Slayer: must be why all the women want me firl: yup. thats it for sure. sunbeam: something like that marcie: mm hmm. -- the women reassuring Slay Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 December 2002 %% Al-ive: *sneeze* Xi: INCOMING! Al-ive: my nose is a threat only to myself -- Al reassuring us all Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 December 2002 %% Slayer: the smallpox vaccine is supposed to kill 1 in a million people. bush says he'll volunteer to take the first one. wouldn't it be funny if he's the first 1 in a million? Vanyel: i'd believe in god, if that happined. -- Vanyel getting religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2002 %% Vanyel: youfugga. Jake: fucking ed Jake: take some ritalin Jake: or rant Jake: no fucking around ed: shut up bitch ed: I'm watching enterprise ed: when I'm done with that, I'll rant your fuckin cunt. Jake: fucking pussy Jake: watching watered down filth ed: shut fuckin up you fraggle bitch Jake: silence Jake: I know what crap looks like *** marcafk is now known as marcie marcie: bitch fight! bitch fight! -- marcie getting back just in time Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2002 %% Jake: you ever look at the back of a dollar bill Jake: ON WEED -- Jake making discoveries Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 December 2002 %% saundo: anyhoo, enough sunshine and joy saundo: back to the nude midgets wob: yawn saundo: see? saundo: you mention nude midgets and people wake up -- saundo getting everyone's attention Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 December 2002 %% saundo: FUCK corporate america saundo: with the Barbed Wire Dildo and Butt Plug of Enlightenment -- saundo being a loyal corporate drone Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 December 2002 %% Moni: Fiji firl: fudgy Vanyel: fijass meg: fungi Moni: schrooms marcie: bah cuinhell: brooms Vanyel: fuck. firl: duck cuinhell: suck. firl: this is fun! firl: hehe Vanyel: dumb cuinhell: fuck meg: knob cuinhell: lick meg: stick marcie: burn firl: fire! cuinhell: STD Moni: slayer marcie: hee Moni: haw cuinhell: hawt firl: haute Moni: cuisine cuinhell: cuisinart Moni: bloody cuinhell: tampon Moni: ewww cuinhell: moni's toe firl: pus Moni: pain cuinhell: vicodin Moni: want cuinhell: to win lottery firl: higher tax bracket cuinhell: two chicks at once meg: ahah -- playing the word association game Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% Cyrano: remember the VAlinux business plan? Cyrano: 1. Linux Cyrano: 2. Blue LED Cyrano: 3. uhhh...profit! -- Cyrano reminiscing about the good ol' days Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% Slayer: do you feel? do you feel like i do? i want to fuck you. marcie: no, no, and hell no firl: heh Slayer: fuck you then marcie: i already told you no wob: owned marcie: werd -- wob admiring marcie Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% Cyrano: best part, a 5000 pipe organ in a 10'x15' room Cyrano: sounds like the second coming of christ when it fires up -- Cyrano being descriptive Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% sirsyko: are you guys actually racist, or is that joking around :) marcie: ss, we hate everyone equally here Cyrano: turn into sysadmins Cyrano: must be the racial tolerance for pain & stupidity wob: syko wob: hehe marcie: we hate kikes, spics, niggers, wops, wetbacks, fags, dykes (hi!) and crackers marcie: it's a beautiful thing, really :) Cyrano: but idiots most of all wob: yeah marcie: yes wob: lusers. Cyrano: mmm wob: <-- kike Cyrano: hot chocolate marcie: those are the only people we're really prejudices against marcie: <-- rug-muncher wob: <-- fake mexican wob: hehe sirsyko: <-- wop wob: aand there ya go Cyrano <= dirty california hippie wob: hehehehaha wob: yes marcie: right on! wob: so there you go -- people of EN, join hands... Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 December 2002 %% marcie: 0000000CCCCCC0 marcie: whoa marcie: that was weird firl: do it again! marcie: 0000000CCCCCC0 firl: awww yeah marcie grins firl: you know how I like it! marcie flexes sunbeam: hahaha wob: and me without my camera firl: you miss all the best photo ops marcie: i'm telling ya firl: EN WebCam! wob: yeah. wob: cmon firl lets do a kegstand braless wob: you know you'll love it firl: as long as its good beer -- setting up the EN WebCam Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 2002 %% Jim: Would Solaris 8 run on a Sparc 4? ed: yes marcie: very slowly ed: slowly, yes. ed: painfully, yes. marcie: but marcie: it will run :) ed: this is perfect for a lusers dekstop ed: you must do it Vanyel: yeah ed: and report back to us Jake: DO IT Jake: NOW -- ed and Jake being customer-oriented Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 2002 %% Jake: bring me the head of yahoo serious! ed: yes! ed: I second that ed: jake needs hair ideas -- ed and Jake being fashionable Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 December 2002 %% Cyrano: next to the exhaust vent of a dual CPU ss20 is a great place to dry things Cyrano: I could harness the power of my computer room to dry fruit -- Cyrano discovering new uses for old hardware Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 2002 %% Vanyel: xxxcopy Vanyel: copy only your porn -- Vanyel with a variant on the xcopy command Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 2002 %% Vanyel: i've sick of fucking jumpstart Vanyel: I woke up this morning Vanyel: and my openboot prom in my brain went Vanyel: boot net - wakeup -- Vanyel working wayyyy too much Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 2002 %% marcie: well ed Vanyel: ahahehe ed marcie: this is a state agency ed: "well ed" ed: christ marcie: let them try :) ed: who are you, DK for a day? marcie: oh god marcie: i must relaly be sleepy marcie: pardon me ed: mahahah marcie: my brain obviously is offline ;) Vanyel: your brain is in a twisty maze of sexual predators Vanyel: all alike marcie: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH -- Vanyel inspiring feer Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 December 2002 %% Cyrano: as performance art, Barney isn't bad -- Cyrano going mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 December 2002 %% sunbeam: it's days like today i wish i were gay sunbeam: i've got one sitting on the couch eating with his mouth open, and the other one eating everything that will fit in his mouth sunbeam: if I were a lesbian i wouldn't have to deal with this marcie grins sunbeam: and i wouldn't be pregnant either sunbeam: and even if I were, at least I'd have a woman around instead of the moron-a-thon I live with marcie laughs marcie: i feel your pain, honey. sunbeam: the more I think about it, the more I really wish i were a lesbian Vanyel: *sighs* marcie: come to the dark side. firl: uh oh marcie: ;) firl: getting your recruitment quota for the month, finally marcie: yeah, its' about damn time sunbeam: i wish i would've went to the darkside 5 years ago marcie: i'm behind this month firl: well, at least you'll be entered into the drawing this month firl: it's a good prize Vanyel: cera Vanyel: give hima sorgeons mask marcie: yeah, i hear we're getting a genuine leather cover for our gay agenda! firl: ahahah sunbeam: hahaha -- sunbeam being recruited Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 December 2002 %% Cyrano: just think of a cow as a slightly more mobile head of lettuce Cyrano: with comparable intelligence -- Cyrano advising sunbeam on vegetarianism Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2002 %% Cyrano: curious george and the buzzsaw Vanyel: curious george and the unlocked reactor access door Vanyel: part II of which would be, King Kong -- ideas for new kids' books Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2002 %% Vanyel: and why didnt solaris 8 ask for a default gateway? Cyrano: why would it? Cyrano: routing is for the weak. -- Cyrano the Evil Overlord Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2002 %% Moni: wob..why is your sleep mask in my pants wob: idk moni, you tell me Moni: hmm Moni: mysteries of the universe wob: yes wob: i cannot explain these things. -- wob and moni, mystified Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 December 2002 %% ed: mahahah wob sucks dweez dweez splooges wob gets a toothpick china: you guys are the queerest bunch of breeders I've ever seen in my life -- "Queer As Eagle's Nest" Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 December 2002 %% Vanyel: you kno Vanyel: steven spielberg is doing TV movies now Vanyel: he's becoming some kind of jewish folklore warning to children everywhere Moni: ya.. a 20 hour mimiseries marcie: heheh Vanyel: "Eat your spinich, or you'll become a spielberg! Vanyel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -- oy vey! Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 2002 %% Moni: nothing says sexy like an eel -- Moni being a sexy girl Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 December 2002 %% Vanyel: argh Vanyel: i ficuking hate my phone wob: THEN STRIKE IT DOWN marcie: USE YOUR RAGE AND HATRED wob: FEEL THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU Vanyel: uhm Vanyel: I just let it ring to voicemail -- Vanyel being tutored in the dark side Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2002 %% firl: shopping at old navy is like garanamals for grownups -- firl on fashion Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 November 2002 %% Vanyel: "people all over the world, join hands..." Vanyel: AND THROW THESE FUCKING YUPPIE FUCKS OVER A FUCKING DAM -- Vanyel loving the Christmas ads Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 November 2002 %% Jake: HEX THOSE BITCHES Jake: MOTHERFUCKERS *** Xi has entered room 'Main' china: http://spellsandmagic.com/blackmagic.html AlFK: given the choice, I'd rather have sex than hex. *** AlFK is now known as Al Al flexes his pex Al: I'm sure no one objex Al: it's just words that I wrex *** Xi has left the room marcie: you scared off xi. -- Al following in K's footsteps Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 2002 %% Cyrano: give a man a fish, and he'll follow you around for scraps. teach a man to fish, and he'll call you for tech support. -- Cyrano the wise Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 November 2002 %% ed: hopefully, in another 5 years, I can have kill just be a named pipe to my colocated suicidal bomber midgets initialization script. Al: suicide bomber midgets! marcie: hahahaha marcie: YEAH!' marcie: SUICIDE BOMBER MIdGETS! ed: thats what I'm talkin about. marcie: now THAT'S a band name. ed: I think i'd named them ed: Butch ed: Charlie (bronson) ed: Clint ed: Abib ed: abib would be the one with tactical nukes strapped to his stumpy little legs. ed: he would wear a turban marcie: awesome. ed: and cry "with allahs help I will remove you from the genepool" firl: oh my ed: Karen The Midget, would be only for emergency deploy ed: through careful chemical manipulation, she would remain in a constant state of PMS. ed: she would be issued only a butter knife and a cisco cat-o-8-tails Al: thing is...that might get expensive...you'd have to like feed them or something before deploying them...perhaps hyenas or coydogs would be more economically viable...? ed: well ed: I intend to place my AMidget datacenter next to a macdonalds ed: we will life off f the refuse from the fast foo dindustry. ed: well, by we, I mean "they" Al: shit...if you're going to do that you won't need the nukes ed: good nutrition is not important for a bomber midget Al: just let them drop trou and shit on the offending luser ed: I could also colocate "Flatulence" next to a bush's beans plant. ed: he, of course ed: would be minio-me sized Al: there ya go ed: so one could drop ship him in a UsPS prio envelope ed: give him a leatherman ed: he saws his way out at cusotmers site ed: and begins to emit stench Al: screw the leatherman, give him a small chainsaw ed: he will also be deployed with a return addressed envelope and 10.00 in quarters, and a tube sock, in which to place the quarters. Al: let him evoke more fear Al: quartersock! hahah marcie: aw jeah. ed: see ed: I have this all planned out. ed: they would all carry the Avalon Networks Midget Force logo ed: little polo's marcie: hahah ed: and purple/blue/grey/white camo pants ed: all coudl be stand-in SA's marcie: and little teeny berets -- ed planning his future crew Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 November 2002 %% Moni: I didn't even fast for the High Holy Days Moni: I have this nasty habit of passing out if I don't eat every 4 hours firl: i have a nasty habit of wanting to kill people if I dont eat every 4 hours Vanyel: I have this nasty habit of wanting to kill people. -- King Jewey is a bad man! Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 November 2002 %% Lia: fine I'll go mkae dinner Slayer: make me some dinner, bitch Lia: tarragon chicken pasta Slayer: oh hell yeah Lia: I'll send you the recipe -- Lia being liberated Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 2002 *** sunbeam has been disconnected Frayed: This is my entire relationship with sunbeam Frayed: *** sunbeam has been disconnected -- Frayed pining for sunbeam Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 November 2002 %% Cyrano: if you mashed a banana over a 100 cm^2 area Cyrano: you would exceed the radioactive contamination limits Lia: you scare me -- Cyrano expressing admiration for bananas Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 November 2002 %% Vanyel: HOLY SHIT! Vanyel: !!!!! Vanyel: MY COMPUTER! Vanyel: ITS BROADCASTING AN INTERNET IP ADDRESS! marcie: ahahahah Vanyel: SOMEONE CAN USE THIS TO BEGIN ATTACKING MY COMPUTER!@$#!@$#!@#$ marcie: gotta love the popups Vanyel runs around in circles marcie throws water on vanyel Vanyel: AHHHHHH Vanyel: thanks. Al: van's cruising pr0n sites marcie: settle down, beavis! Vanyel: I needed that. -- Vanyel panicking over pop-up ads Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 November 2002 %% Vanyel: ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Vanyel: Smart man + smart woman = romance Vanyel: Smart man + dumb woman = affair Vanyel: Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Vanyel: Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy -- Vanyel speaks truth Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 November 2002 %% Vanyel: I have to put something in the hole directly below -- Vanyel on his equipment Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Cyrano: one... two... three... four... donut... -- Cyrano on racking equipment while stoned Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% wob: "i have high latency into your network" wob: gee thanks wob: that tells me a lot wob: course it aint our network wob: According to WHOIS/ARIN, the entire 66.62.0.0/16 block is owned by wob: TouchAmerica... wob: -Matt- wob: and thats where hes having the problem wob: STUPID FUCK WE ARE NOT TOUCH AMERICA marcie: heheh Sarge: no I'm sure it's your segment wob.. it has to be cuinhell: no, you are Touch Monkey -- touch wob's monkey. Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Moni: four women is enough for two jello wrestling teams Al: *perk* Moni: never mind -- Moni not interested any more Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Moni: sick and perverted.. best of both worlds -- Moni enjoying herself Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Lia: OK van Lia: maybe you can answer this Vanyel: i can try. Lia: is it normal for jewish people to be so damn morbid and pessimistic? Vanyel: yes. Lia: ok, just checking -- oy vey vanyel! Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% sunbeam: my first love was travis mckelvy sunbeam: then i got caught holding hands with daniel pasatero on the bus and he broke up with me Cyrano: slut. sunbeam: it would be the model for all of my relationships until now -- sunbeam regarding her grade-school crush Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% sunbeam: kyle is cute Slayer: kyle isn't a real name Vanyel: kyle is a fag's name Cyrano: hey Cyrano: plus Slayer: kyle is something you name your son when you wish you'd had a girl Cyrano: then we could sing the "kyle's mom is a big fat bitch" song sunbeam: i could name him beauregard and call him beau for short sunbeam: ok ok forget kyle -- sunbeam on what to name her kid Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 November 2002 %% Vanyel: I've got it Vanyel: great new fundraser Vanyel: somewhat along the linds of a dunk tank Vanyel: buyt you can do this online Vanyel: set cyrano up with a webcam Vanyel: and a 100 volt electrode Vanyel: let him sit there and pun away Vanyel: and you can paypal $10 to a charity Vanyel: and then get to shock him after he puns, for each donation -- Vanyel's had enough Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 2002 %% Vanyel: you know how sometimes, you goof around, looking like you're busy while you're really not? wob: that's an artform Cyrano: are you describing my marriage or my work? -- Cyrano, that slacker Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 2002 %% firlafk: as if things couldn't get any weierder in here, there's a guy wearing an aluminum hat -- firl's classmates fleeing the aliens Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 November 2002 %% Cyrano: reality is an approximation of the Math. Vanyel: reality is an approximation of my ass. Cyrano: that explains the "black hole" theory Cyrano: and superinflation. Vanyel: speaking of Vanyel: I just pharted cuinhell: superstink theory -- the geeks discussing asstronomy Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 November 2002 %% Vanyel: wub wubba vou, balublaba blno -- Vanyel speaking in tongues Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 November 2002 %% Cyrano: ~ marcie: home, james! marcie slaps her knee marcie: god i'm so funny Cyrano: har. marcie: you know you love it DontKnow: cd ~marcie; ls -la DontKnow: yes we did Cyrano: now now Cyrano: it's not polite to -l Cyrano: and some women out there would slap you for the -a marcie: heheh DontKnow: what? -- DK just doesn't get it Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 November 2002 %% Vanyel: oh fuck Vanyel: I accidentally downloaded Vanyel: the free software song Al applauds Vanyel: now i must repartition and reformat this drive marcie: ahahah Al: AHAHHAHAHAHA Vanyel: luckelly i cauight it before I played it Al: screw you mr wget! Vanyel: I might have had to set the harddrive on fire -- Vanyel being careful Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2002 %% afk_ed: THE INTERNET: yes, you can live without it. Al: hahahahah marcie: impossible! afk_ed: THE INTERNET: what the fuck ever happened to E-anything? marcie: hahahah afk_ed: THE INTERNET: opening your pocketbook to more fraud than ever! Vanyel: IT WON'T PRINT! afk_ed: THE INTERNET: Yes, you should be afraid. IGadget: the internet: what do you do when the light sgo out? marcie: "bringing the world to your desktop, and your desktop... to the world!" afk_ed: THE INTERNET: no, not the innerweb, THE INTERNET IGadget: marcie: hahah afk_ed: THE INTERNET: Yes, you should kill yourself because people *still* don't care Vanyel: god Vanyel: I want these. Al: take'em Al: they're more fun when shared afk_ed: THE INTERNET: billions of dollars, millions of clued minds, all for you to hear "You've got Mail" afk_ed: THE INTERNET: what happened to archie;gopher;usenet;uudeview;real porn marcie: go ed afk_ed: THE INTERNET: *gahhh* lusers everywhere. afk_ed: THE INTERNET: Yes, its always going to be slow. afk_ed: THE INTERNET: Full of more worthless bullshit than ever! Al: THE INTERNET: Shut the fuck up and go play with your Xbox! DontKnow: theinternet: it isn't just for breakfast anymore Vanyel: the internet: if youre afk, be afk, otherwise shut up and go eat afk_ed: THE INTERNET: brought to you by Bill Gates! cuinhell: THE INTERNET: Ass. afk_ed: goddamit *** afk_ed is now known as ed Vanyel: ahahahah -- the internet is the FUTURE! Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2002 %% IGadget: I have magnets on my fridge too, but they came from harddrives, and Icant get them off Vanyel: rofl -- IGadget the nerd Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 November 2002 %% Cyrano: te var a gustar este libro. firl: cual libro? Cyrano: cui bono marcie: thingy -- marcie, the linguistic expert Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 November 2002 %% Cyrano: I am getting terrible M C Hammer flashbacks Cyrano: mostly involving very weird pants -- Cyrano with a problem Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 November 2002 %% firl: i am too salty marcie: allow me to correct that saundo: ahahahhaah marcie: (cue the salt lick jokes) saundo: marcie, and her tongue of cleanliness marcie: that's RIGHT saundo: it is a public service firl: i feel like that one guy in that 'damn salty ham" sketch from kkids in the hall marcie: yes marcie: yes it is saundo: and the servicing will be in public firl: hehe marcie: it's a tough job, but someone has to do it saundo: and thank $DEITY for you marcie *sniff* marcie: yeah. saundo: stoic little tropper, always going the extra 6" for the rest of us saundo: taking the hard jobs when noone else will lick marcie soldiers on, a single tear tracking down her cheek saundo: ladies and gentleman, a noble bast...ion of the US of A - marcie saundo leads the applause marcie strikes a pose saundo pours melted chocolate on marcie marcie: ahh, i love being me. saundo: it's for the fans, marcie *** Manuka has been disconnected marcie: yes, i AM a role model marcie signs autographs marcie: ...with my TONGUE! marcie: ha! saundo: i intend making lifesize sculptures of you in chocolate to leave around the nation marcie: excellent saundo: so that truly, the entire nation can take a bite out of you and eat you marcie: you big tease. saundo: true saundo: guilty as charged marcie: and now, for something completely different marcie: beer. saundo: ahahahah saundo: that's not different saundo: that's more of the same marcie: fwell, true marcie: it's more the same saundo: ya know, i have some pale upstairs hiding in the fridge marcie: GODDAMMIT ZAUNDO marcie: stop THAT RIGHT NOW saundo: jes? saundo: i am stopping the what now? marcie: peeking into my brain. saundo: thinking? or the lack of drinking beer? saundo: ah saundo: no :-) marcie: damn you -- ah, Friday nights... Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 November 2002 %% firl: so i used to get my hair cut from this place in the mall by me firl: from teh same guy each time firl: and every time i went he wouldn't remember me firl: or he would think i was someone else marcie: heh Slayer: that bastard firl: and so one time i went and i just went along with whatever he thought he rememberd about me firl: "chico state right?" firl: "oh yeah, graet school, got my MA in education there" firl: etc etc marcie: ahahaha firl: and i went on lying throughout the whole haircut firl: and then half way through it marcie: sweet firl: when my hair is half cut and all up in clips firl: i had a frightening thought firl: what if he's cutting my hair the way some OTHER chick likes her hair cut firl: because he thinks I"M her?! marcie: HAHAHAHAHAH -- firl being scared Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 November 2002 %% DKsleep sniffs his own hands. nice smell. -- DK being freaky Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 October 2002 %% Vanyel: netscaoe crasgh in 5... 4...3...2...1 Vanyel: *crunch* saundo: ahahahaha saundo: and now, the core file deletion! DontKnow: touch core; cmod 000 core DontKnow: err chmod marcie: and for his next trick, vanyel will install solaris x86 on a p75! Vanyel: no Al: eew saundo: naked, with one foot in a bowl of jello, while singing "I'm too sexy" by right said fred -- Vanyel having Netscape problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 October 2002 %% cuinhell: if I could generate power from masturbation I'd be able to disconnect from the grid -- the power of cuinhell! Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 October 2002 %% Cyrano: PG&E? Vanyel: someone wants me to interview for a job thjere Cyrano: ooooer. Vanyel: yeah Cyrano: dunno if I'd want to go too near a california power co. wob: yah really cuinhell: hehehe wob: your job will be running in a hampster wheel wob: attached to a generator Vanyel: thats what i;m afraid of cuinhell: and aqueaking cuinhell: squeaking wob: yes Vanyel: rinning ina hamster wheel wob: lots of squeaking Vanyel: with a laptop wob: yes. IGadget: what if there is a preatty woman running infront of you Vanyel: with lusers calling Vanyel: "RUN FASTER! MY LAPTOP NEEDS TO CHARGE!" -- Vanyel looking for a job change Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 October 2002 %% Lia: bah Lia: we use this stuff called Taq in the lab Lia: it's about $180 for 500 uL Lia: excuse me, 200 uL Lia: anyway Lia: we got asome money, so we decided to buy 6 at a time and save a Lia: we got the box, and it was labeled as a "Taq Six Paq" Lia: that was almost too much to bear marcie: heh IGadget: shaq taq six paq? Lia: I guess if it was solf by Shaquille O'neal it would be a "Shaq Taq Six Paq" Lia: get OUT of my head IGadget IGadget: jynx Lia: :P IGadget: haha Al: shaq? ack! IGadget: that too Al: cut me some slack Lia: STOP! Al: why, do you fear an attack? Lia punts Al IGadget: from iraq? Al: no dice lia, I'll make you crack Al: but first, I'm hungrey IGadget: a six paq shaq taq from iraq? *** Al is now known as AlSnack Lia: marcie, are you getting this? Lia giggles marcie: you people scare me Lia: :> Lia: then stay baq Lia: *runs* IGadget: hahaha Xi: time to see if hostap drivers worked Xi: come on fakeAP IGadget: we should make a faq -- the attaq of the killer geeks Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 October 2002 %% Slayer: i'm getting a speces trasnplate Slayer: er Slayer: transplant Slayer: spieces Cyrano: heh Slayer: fuckit i quit -- Slayer's an animal! rowr! Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 October 2002 %% firl: the porpoise has an interesting penis -- firl studying biology Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 October 2002 %% Slayer: they should make nacho cheese flavored condoms saundo: ahahahah saundo: nacho cheese with tabasco lube saundo: a little heat with every stroke marcie: don't wake up jamez, dammit saundo: ahahahahah marcie: he'll make one, you know he will Slayer: i masturbated with tobasco sauce once Al: WHY? saundo: ITYM "he's made one". HTH, HAND marcie: i wish i could say that surprises me saundo: <-- me not looking surprised Slayer: because i dig a thrill Slayer: it was nice Slayer: for about 10 minutes marcie: heh Slayer: then it got to my balls -- Slayer giving new meaning to "hot sex" Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 October 2002 %% DontKnow: yeah, multiple failed floppies suck. then again if all the floppies you are trying are 10 years old, you expect it. saundo: a 10 year old floppy? must. not. make. viagra. joke. Vanyel: ahahah Vanyel: oh man DontKnow: :P Vanyel: this laptop has like... 40 mb ram Slayer: granted they're formatted to C64 and contain what may be C64 marcie: are they... 8 inches? Slayer: no marcie: damn cuinhell: HAHAHA DontKnow: my oldest floppy in my apartment probably comes from 84-85. Slayer: 5.25 is as long as i've been able to go. marcie: figures. DontKnow: so only 18 yrs old. Slayer: well whatever saundo: marcie: are they... 8 inches? saundo: marcie: are they... 8 inches? saundo: marcie: are they... 8 inches? saundo: ahahahahahahha marcie: O:) saundo: oh marcie, you size queen marcie: that's me! marcie: i will now refrain from making a comment about the size of cynthia's breasts DontKnow: my floppy gets 8" when hard. and we all know that 3.5" floppies are "hard disks" marcie: oh wait, i did anyway saundo: ahahahahahahahahhahahahaha marcie: damn me saundo: ba dum ba ting! marcie bows -- damn dirty geeks! Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 October 2002 %% firl: mmm ancient sumerian porn -- firl, a woman of discriminating tastes Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 October 2002 %% IG_z: al is going to be starring on the new home improvement *** IG_z is now known as IGadget IGadget: al's geek workshop co starring james and leo Al: "That's right, James. Today we're going to install a 19" telco rack in the guest bathroom. This will give us a place to hold the DNS slave and the decorative towels." cuinhell: hahahahahah IGadget: bwahahahah Al: I just pulled three tiles out of the lower rear corner of the tub. There were some gaps in the old caulk, and a lot of water has leaked through. *** firl has entered room 'Main' Al: there's a lot of rot in there Al: it's also not up to FCC Class B spec. -- Al's Old House Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 October 2002 %% ed: if there is any fucking electronic device I hate more than the phone, it is printer ed: hell for me, well, the 3rd ring, anyway, would be having been banished to a room full of printers and having to maintain them for all of eternity -- ed honing his rage Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 October 2002 %% marcie: argh marcie: ARGH marcie: KILL IT marcie scrabbles for the mute button saundo: eh? marcie: that was close marcie: i almost heard "come on eileen" on the streaming radio station i'm listening to saundo: oh come on! marcie: now i have to get something else on quick saundo: dexy's midnight runners and their cool overalls marcie: before it lodges itself into my skull for the NEXT FUCKING WEEK saundo: ajhahahahah saundo: come on eileen marcie: it's just One Of Those Songs. saundo: oh i swear saundo: too-ra-loor-ra-lie IGadget: damn you both saundo: ahahahah marcie kicks saundo saundo bows marcie: i don't like you any more saundo: you. are. welcome. saundo: wait IGadget: hahahahaha saundo: i'm having a deja vu marcie: ahahhaaha marcie: okay okay marcie: it's revenge for "it's a small world" marcie: i know saundo: ahahah saundo: YES saundo: although saundo: frankly saundo: it's somewhat mismatched IGadget: well if you two keep this up, "i'd like to buy the world a coke" marcie: ahahah saundo: along the lines of offering a band-aid for a severed jugular marcie: tainted love!@ saundo: oooh saundo: sometimes i feel IGadget: house of the rising sun saundo: hey now saundo: there is. a house. in new. orleans. saundo: they call. the rising sun. marcie: heheheheeh saundo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH marcie: YEAH! marcie: SCORE! saundo: iiiiiiiii'm sailingaway marcie: okay, cartman saundo: marcie: YES IGadget: hotel california saundo: heh saundo: hey now saundo: hc is a classic saundo: i can tell you now, nothing beats that song playing as you wake up IGadget: yes but if you listen to it it becaoimes stuck too marcie: true that saundo: it could be worse saundo: three words - right said fred. *** sunbeam has been disconnected marcie: bwahahahah! marcie: you scared off sunny! saundo: i'm., too sexy for my car. saundo: too sexy by far saundo: marcie grins saundo: although the follow single was just as noxious saundo: deeply dippy 'bout your spanish thighs saundo: etc eetc marcie: heheh IGadget: Dressed up like gary coo-per, supa-dup-pa!" saundo: ARGH saundo punts IG saundo: i will NOT put on the ritz IGadget: TOUCH DOWN! marcie: ahahaha marcie: he shoots, HE SCORES! -- battle of the bands on EN! Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 October 2002 %% *** driving has been disconnected *** Cyrano has entered room 'Main' Vanyel: uh oh Vanyel: i was aobut to make a joke that you crashed. -- Cyrano making it out alive Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 October 2002 %% ed: I navigate traffic with vi keys -- ed on his editor of choice Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 October 2002 %% Cyrano: in case you're wondering Cyrano: I was serious about the 8' hershey kiss marcie: i believe you Al: 8'...not 8" ? Cyrano: there's some serious symbolism there, but I don't think I'm ready to explore it Cyrano: yeah al Cyrano: chalk it up to too much lobster bisque before bed Lia: ok..... marcie: mmm lobster Al: huh? Al: what, was this a dream? Cyrano: yah Lia: no Al, Cyrano regularly fucks 8' hershey's kisses Vanyel: nothing that guy does at this point would suprise me Cyrano: I knew I'd regret that one Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Cyrano, the man of many talents Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 October 2002 %% Cyrano: I had a dream once Cyrano: where I was making love to an 8 foot tall hershey kiss Cyrano: the chocolate thing runs deep -- Cyrano with an obsession Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 October 2002 %% Cyrano: damnit Cyrano: 20 kilos of u235 could get us to pluto in a month Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: and we wouldnt need flashlights when we got there Cyrano: bah Vanyel: ahahah Cyrano: sigh Vanyel: whats up firl: he really wants to go to pluto Cyrano: it's so nice in the summer -- Cyrano on a mission Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 2002 %% Cyrano: we have a box by our xerox copier labeled "one sided paper" Cyrano: I dropped a moebius strip into it last month Cyrano: but I don't think anyone got the point. -- Cyrano the clever man Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 2002 %% *** Lia has entered room 'Main' Slayer snuggles lia Lia: um Lia: help -- Lia seeking assistance Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 October 2002 %% *** ed is now known as ed saundo: and from the department of redundancy department... saundo: *** ed is now known as ed -- ed, confusing the masses Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 October 2002 %% firl: employment is for the weak -- firl with a Proclamation Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2002 %% Vanyel: apparently my ass is the stuff of legends -- Vanyel: the man, the ass, the legend Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2002 %% Cyrano pictures leo on a Big Wheel Cyrano: hmmm Cyrano: a chopper big wheel Vanyel: ahahah Vanyel: YEAH! Cyrano: now that would be cool Cyrano: maybe some chrome Vanyel: when i was little,my bigwheel had a siren and a microphone on itr Cyrano: ahahahah Cyrano: triker gangs Cyrano: "it's our way or the driveway!" Vanyel: rofl -- Vanyel the thug Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 October 2002 %% Cyrano: gay infantilist plumper porn Cyrano: goddamn, my toes are curling -- context? what context? Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 October 2002 %% Sarge: why do I fight with my wife? it's pointless firl: sarge: for the makeup sex? Sarge: what is makeup sex? Sarge: :) firl: guess ont firl: not Vanyel: its sex you lie about having marcie: ahahahahahah Sarge: I used to have make up sex with my ex Sarge: but my wife doesn't believe in makeup sex Vanyel: jesus man Slayer: yes she does marcie: boring Slayer: oh wait, with you you mean firl: ahahah Vanyel: rofl Vanyel: i love you guys -- poor Sarge... Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2002 %% Slayer: i like agression Slayer: where's that goddamned settler i built Sarge: slayer likes it hard and rough.. or so I hear Slayer: i need him to plug a hole Sarge: van's ASS! hole? marcafk: i just bet you do firl: i've got a hole he can plug firl: oh my god did i just say that? -- firl reverting to her inner teenage boy Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2002 %% firl: hehe, I met Tom on Saturday at the game Slayer: whore firl: i haven't slept w/ him yet Slayer: tease -- firl can't win Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2002 %% Sarge: Natural redheads need 20% more anesthesia than other people report scientists. Cyrano: that's just because they're whiny. -- Cyrano with the scientific explanation Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 October 2002 %% Vanyel: go go gadget Ambien! *** Vanyel is now known as ZZZyel Cyrano: ok Cyrano: I'm signing off ZZZyel: later ZZZyel: CURSE YOU AMBIEN! *** Cyrano is now known as afk ZZZyel: Dr. INSOMNIA MAY BE DOWN, BUT HE'S NOT DEFEATED! ZZZyel: CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! afk: oddly enough afk: some drugs seem to "stretch" the sleep I get afk: so a little goes farther afk: here's hoping afk goes off to dream of dean-stark traps ZZZyel: you always have to out-weird me dont you ZZZyel: i got for real now -- the adventures of Dr. Insomnia Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 October 2002 %% Vanyel: that was the rankest fart in the history of my being ... Vanyel: i swear, this gas has to be visible Vanyel: i can just imagine a yellow gas coming out each time i fart Lia: you better open a window or something Vanyel: i got all the windows open Vanyel: tho the glass is melting Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- VAN HAS TOXIC FARTS! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 October 2002 %% marcie: if you're going to have colon cancer marcie: you might as well call it ass cancer. marcie: that's a cooler name. Lia: *snork* marcie: ;) Cyrano: ha. Vanyel: I dont want ANY cancer Cyrano: ass transplant. Vanyel: heh Cyrano: we can rebuild him. we have the technology. Vanyel: rofl Vanyel: i love you guys Cyrano: we can make him bigger, jigglier, stinkier. Cyrano: dididididididi*FWWWRRRP*dididi Cyrano: the 6 million dollar ass. Lia giggles Vanyel: rofl -- ASS! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 October 2002 %% sunbeam: i think theres a secret formula to having a successful relationship but nobody will give it to me Vanyel: well Vanyel: my parents figured it out sunbeam: mine didn't..but then again cheating is a no brainer Moni: it's pretty simple...honest, open, trusting communication and patience Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: in other words, marry an alien -- Vanyel the cynical Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 October 2002 %% Cyrano: good thing there are some decent human beings out there Cyrano: though most of the population is basically useless *** Sarge has entered room 'Main' Cyrano: no comment. -- alas, poor Sarge... Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 October 2002 %% Cyrano: software Cyrano: firmware Cyrano: hardware Cyrano: why not jigglyware? ed: they got 'em. ed: lojack bras Cyrano: ooer ed: work yoru daughters breasts over! ONLINE! ed: thats a killer app.. Cyrano: yeah Cyrano: you could integrate it with xtraceroute Cyrano: with RFC1876 and IPv6, every nipple on the planet can be geographically addressed Xi: and chrated Xi: erm Xi: charted Cyrano: I wonder if dynamic DNS could be used to update rfc1876 fields Cyrano: then you could have a GPS in a laptop, updating lat/long live Xi: imagine a chart of worldwide nipple location per day Xi: nipple activity in your area Cyrano: nipple forecasts Xi: excellent Cyrano: sweatercasts Xi: "We'll have a strong chance of sweater-clad nipples appearing in the northeast today" Xi: we had the weather channel Xi: now we get the nipple channel Xi: nothing but nipple forecasts Xi: all day marcafk: y'all are some seriously disturbed children *** marcafk is now known as marcie Xi: you mean to tell me you wouldn't watch a sweater forecast? marcie: i didn't say that ;) -- The Nipple Channel Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 October 2002 %% Vanyel: yeah, last night, I drempt of a talking bagel that kept eating the lox I put on it -- Vanyel having Jewdreams Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 October 2002 %% Vanyel: ARGH Vanyel: goddamn this is painful cuinhell: use more lube Vanyel: I didnt need lube for your mother cuinhell: you will when she gets out the strapon marcie: and that's why i love this place marcie: discussions of strap=on sex with jerod's mother. Vanyel: how do you think he was concieved? -- woo woo! Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 October 2002 %% Cyrano: bbiab, searching for null modem cable Al: WIMP Al: use two paperclips -- Al with a command Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 October 2002 %% firl: i need to find the market cap, net income and cash holdings for the top 5 competitors of California Pizza Kitchen ... firl: the problem with this assignment is that i get hungry -- firl writing a paper Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 October 2002 %% Cyrano: did you know Cyrano: equal parts plaster of paris and aluminum flake make a castable incendiary marcie: of course YOU would know that, jamez -- Cyrano the pyro Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2002 %% Moni: oh..I want to be pregnant marcie gets moni pregnant -- marcie with mad skillz Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2002 %% Vanyel: argh marcie: ewps Vanyel: I hate getting all comfortable then realisng that you forgot to go shopping Lia: so go shopping tomorrow Vanyel: well Vanyel: I have no food in the house marcie: he needs tampons Vanyel: so i have to either go shopping or go out and get stuff marcie: it's quite urgent Vanyel: yeahj i'm having my period DontKnow: or order delivery Vanyel: that woule explain why i've been so damn bitchy all week wob: yes please get him some fucking midol too Lia: *giggle* marcie: but it DOESNT explain why you're bitchy all the time! -- Vanyel having hormonal problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2002 %% firl: and we're going for a jog b4 breakfast, so .. get ready Slayer: fuck that shit firl: heh firl: gotta keep my girlish figure Slayer: oh, yeah, YOU need to jog and do crunches and use a butt luge and what not. i'll just sit around and watch tv. firl: hehehe. well, I used to just WATCH the "Exercise channel" but it wasn't working out so well for me. Slayer: baby steps firl: something like that. -- firl the motivation expert Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 October 2002 %% taco: though, I have good hair now and that's all that counts -- taco on a really bad break-up Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 September 2002 %% china: heya china: where've you been? ed: casually masturbating Jake: opposed to formally masturbating? Jake: like in a tux? Vanyel: whats the difference? ed: you have to return the tux.. Vanyel: I SHALL NOW MASTURBATE Jake: in a tux? Vanyel: SELF GRATIFICATION SHALL BEGIN IN 10 SECONDS! Jake: if it formall or casual? Jake: formal Jake: damnit Jake: I can't spell Jake: stupid public education china: they didn't teach you how to wank and type at the same type, huh? -- Jake blaming it all on The Man Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 September 2002 %% firl: i need someone to fix my printer. I have a new ink cartridge that won't print . grr Slayer: shove your panties in it firl: in the printer? hmmm.. will that *work*? Slayer: of course it will firl: hmmm... now the printer is making a screaching noise and i think I smell smoke Slayer: maybe you shouldn't have put your panties in it firl: well, it's TOO late NOW firl: slay, yhou owe me a printer! Slayer: shouldn't wear panties anyway firl: well, who said they were ON me at the time! Slayer: well, ok -- Slay with the solution Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 September 2002 %% Vanyel: or, what happens when a woman yells at you because, and I quote. "You're taking all the good apples! I'm gonna call the cops!" Lia: grocery shopping? Vanyel: yeah Vanyel: my response prolly didnt help much marcie: ahhah marcie: what did you say? Vanyel: "McIntosh works just as well for satanic rituals" marcie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Lia: oy marcie: oh, you ARE my hero -- Vanyel not taking it any more Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 September 2002 %% Slayer: EN circle jerk Slayer: everybody shake hands with the chatter to your right Slayer positions himself between firl and moni Slayer: ahem Slayer: now we're ready Vanyel: afk firl: um, maybe its my bedtime marcie: i gotta pee -- the crowd disperses quickly Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2002 %% Slayer: why don't we get drunk and screw Vanyel hands slay a bottle of vodka and a phillips screwdriver Slayer: i don't like vodka Vanyel takes the vodka back and hits slay over the head with a bottle of capt. morgan -- Slayer showing his appreciation Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 September 2002 %% Cyrano: maybe there's a way to merge internet gambling and porn... Cyrano: now that would be a success formula Cyrano: you could gamble for porn Cyrano: like with progressive slot machines Cyrano: have to keep winning to keep watching marcie: what a great idea Cyrano: start with really small stakes and tame stuff wob: all we need are sluts marcie: SLUTS Cyrano: and at the other end you've got 17 year olds and dobermans -- Cyrano with a great idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 2002 %% Cyrano: SOLARIS DEVELOPER CONNECTION NEWSLETTER Cyrano: ... Cyrano: DID YOU KNOW? Cyrano: Cyrano: * By default, the Apache HTTP Server sends information in clear Cyrano: text over the Internet. Cyrano slams his head into the keyboard, repeatedly -- Cyrano losing hope Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 2002 %% Slayer: so cold. so very, very cold. marcie lights slayer on fire marcie: better? Slayer: how rude -- Slayer, offended Eagle's Nest BBS, 16 September 2002 %% Al: I wonder if my lineprinter is rackmountable -- Al pondering evil things Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 September 2002 %% Slayer: remember, if god hadn't meant for us to eat me, he wouldn't have invented steakhouses -- Slayer with a Freudian slip Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 September 2002 %% zag: i'm currently making firestarter with dryer lint and paraffin zag: it's the simple things, really -- zag on her wilderness adventure Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% Xi: anyone that can keep a leash on ozzy has got to be worth her wait in bling bling -- Xi on Sharon Osbourne Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% Kestrel: I have a bugs bunny suit and I'm not afraid to use it -- Kestrel going slightly mad Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% Cyrano: the word for the day is " -- Cyrano expanding our vocabulary Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% DontKnow: "Senior Help Desk" now that is a position I don't want. DontKnow hates being dragged out of bed by phone calls ed: anything with Hell Desk DontKnow: (especially those saying that I didn't pay my cable bill last month) ed: I'd fuckin flip burgers. ed: I'd troll under a fucking bridge. *** ed is now known as trollED trollED: give me your children trollED: I want your children trollED: I need them to run the generator that powers my laptop. DontKnow hands the troll a turd. here have my child, I don't want it. Kestrel: ed Kestrel: roll them in a light panko breading before frying, they turn out nice and crispy trollED: you, give me your cell phone with 3G trollED: I need net trollED: give me your wife. marcie gets the giggles trollED: I am up on my hobo signs trollED: I will not be stopped -- ed the troll king Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 September 2002 %% Slayer: i love chicks with satanic pussies -- Slayer defining his standards Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 September 2002 %% Vanyel: oh shit, I just realised something Xi: yes, that's a penis Xi: you've had it your whole life Vanyel: :-P -- Xi comforting Vanyel Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 September 2002 %% Sarge: ed are you serious, or being sarcastic? I really can't tell Jim: theres a difference? Sarge: yeah, sarcastic has more letters -- Sarge, suspicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 September 2002 %% cuinhell: werd, 50 pounds of silly putty -- cuinhell entertaining himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 September 2002 %% cuinhell: there is never enough room for porn cuinhell: in fact, I think that when the amount of porn in the world reaches critical mass that it will collapse into a blackhole shaped like an inverted nipple Slayer: i only keep quality porn Slayer: and anything involving dobermans -- Slayer on quality control Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 September 2002 %% Kestrel: my nad has stopped hurting but now I have a headache Kestrel: I think this is the sign of being a dickhead -- Kestrel, that dickhead Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 2002 %% Kestrel: screw it wob: that's what slayer said Kestrel: I'm heavily armed and married to a open minded woman wob: and did. wob: haha wob: ! Moni: slayer would screw anything Kestrel: I have the skid marks to prove it wob: now that is worth quoting marcie: bwahahaha Kestrel: I haven't been able to hear out my right ear ever since wob: HAHA -- Kestrel, a brave man Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 September 2002 %% Slayer: but lately i've had messy shits DontKnow: nah, normally I have nice clean shits. marcie: and here i am eating chocolate ice cream with peanut butter chunks. -- marcie, green Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 2002 %% DontKnow: my sister had a nasty fight with a roommate once over toilet paper. basically the two never were friends again afterwards. *** wob has entered room 'Main' Slayer: toilet paper has come between so many friends -- so true Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 September 2002 %% William: i hate being drunk -- lies! Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 September 2002 %% marcie: I SUCK BILL GATES' DICK marcie: SLURP SLURP SLURP Sarge: the first step is admiting you have a problem.. -- Sarge playing counselor Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 September 2002 %% Vanyel: ok all fixed wob: did not Vanyel: uh huh. wob: nuh huh Vanyel: uh huh to infinity no backsies wob: shit -- paper, rock, wob Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 September 2002 %% Sarge: one girl i had to help with her password was about to pop out of her tank top.. I'm surprised she even could get into it cuinhell: "your new password is t1tt13s!" -- cuinhell the clever BOFH Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 August 2002 %% Vanyel: according to teh email, i was supposed to tell all my friends to download and install it Vanyel: it did not instruct me what to do when they laughed, though;. -- Vanyel on Netscape 7 Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 August 2002 %% Vanyel: the last project i was rushing to do before I leave just goy delayed cuz the other guy working on it got fired cuinhell: for gross incompetance? Vanyel: probably Vanyel: for all I know, he had a dead child in his turban cuinhell: hahaha -- Vanyel hard at work Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 August 2002 %% ed: somebody stole my fuckin pen ed: goddamit ed: I'll have to scrawl my death threats in blood. -- ed, pissed off Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 August 2002 %% Cyrano: you know you love someone if you can pass a vomit bowl back and forth -- Cyrano on he and his wife having the flu Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 August 2002 %% Slayer: goddamit Slayer: someone flirt with me Xi: install a bot that will play the turing test with you Slayer: i have Slayer: they all hate me -- Slayer wanting attention Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 August 2002 %% marcie: she's cute Al: I'll place her in category 17. Moni: nice and curvy ass Moni: bit too skinny otherwise Al: fuck her, and leave her in a ditch. Moni: oh..well..that's nice cuinhell: HAHAHA marcie: such gentlemen you all are marcie: no wonder you're all happily married to gorgeous women marcie: oh, wait... -- the EN Man Show Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 August 2002 %% Cyrano: a box of blasting caps, forty kilos of gelignite, and thou... -- Cyrano the romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 August 2002 %% *** sunbeam has entered room 'Main' sunbeam: good morning cuinhell: lies. -- cuinhell the cheery Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 August 2002 %% Slayer: i don't think i fucked soney up the ass Slayer: but i fucked miri, krista, and DK up the ass Slayer: vanyel just better hope he doesn't get drunk around me or i'll have him too Marianne: well alrighty then Slayer stands behind marianne Xi: FIRE IN THE HOLE! Slayer: bwahahahaha Xi ducks and covers. Slayer: you fucker Slayer: i spat rum and coke all over the place Xi: AHAHAHAHA Slayer: and i can't stop laughing Slayer: i hate you with all the blackness in my heart -- Slayer recounting his heroic deeds Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2002 %% sunbeam: goldfish go pretty far when you throw them -- sunbeam, future member of PETA Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2002 %% Vanyel: shes got a great body. Vanyel: for wahtever thats worth. Xi: any part in particular? Vanyel: most of it Vanyel: excluding her fake boobies Xi: are you saying you have intimate knowledge of her kidneys? -- Xi quizzing Vanyel on his sex life Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 August 2002 %% saundo: must. have. streaming. mp3s. in. bathroom. -- saundo with a goal Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 August 2002 %% marcie: you know catholics believe when they take eucharist that the bread and wine magically becomes jesus' actually body and blood marcie: it's a mindfuck marcie: i love it Xi: hmmm Xi: gotta love having power like that over people Vanyel: you know what I always wanted to do Vanyel: take a class of milk while they are giving communion Vanyel: Guess what part of jesus THIS IS! -- Vanyel on religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 August 2002 %% Cyrano: I knew a guy in vacaville who bought a 4-pack of them at a police auction, all 4 for $1k Cyrano: he got the license plate "HOTSWAP", plated only one of them, and when it had problems he swapped plates until he could fix the first one :) Cyrano: redundant array of independant dodges Xi: hehehe -- Cyrano on old police cars Eagle's Nest BBS, 14 August 2002 %% querk: buncha sluts and whores on here querk: *hmph* wob: yah really marcie: ain't it great? querk peeks down marcie's shirt -- querk the chaste and virginal Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 August 2002 %% Vanyel: I currently have a unabrow Cyrano: I do too, but every once in a while I wake up to see my wife poised above me with tweezers Cyrano: hell of a way to wake up -- Cyrano and his loving wife Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 August 2002 %% Cyrano: ahahah Cyrano: you know, the vega got a bad rep Cyrano: true, the engine would melt down idling at a stop light -- Cyrano on cars Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 2002 %% Kestrel: james, what is your ealiest memory of electicity? Cyrano: oh, that's easy Cyrano: I was 3 Kestrel: earliest Kestrel: ok Cyrano: my parents found me with a screwdriver Cyrano: taking wallplates off Kestrel was 3 also wob: haha Kestrel: HAHAHAH wob: i was 3 also Kestrel: dewd wob: sticking a phone they had given me wob: the cord into the outlet marcie: aw marcie: geek bonding Cyrano: and yes, I had electrical contact Kestrel: I was 3... stuck a fork in a wall socket, started a fire wob: haha -- fond memories... Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 2002 %% Vanyel: i have enough earwax to drown a small family of cats -- Vanyel attending to personal hygiene Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 July 2002 %% Slayer: i've succeded in screwing myself. due to the new AC i have, it's too cold to masturbate. -- Slayer outsmarting himself Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 July 2002 %% Vanyel: I have more hair on my body than some men have on their heads Vanyel: i'nm a fucking gorilla with a keyboard and a pair of headphones -- Vanyel bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 July 2002 %% Vanyel: YOUR MARKETING REPORT FILLS YOU WITH DISHONOR! -- Vanyel ranting about work Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 July 2002 %% Kestrel: let us pray... Kestrel: oh lord... Kestrel: lead us not into chapter 11 Kestrel: but deliver us from our own incompetance and deceipt -- Kestrel with the Enron & Worldcom prayer Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 July 2002 %% wob: I CAN MAKE MY BOOBIES JIGGLE -- ew. Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 July 2002 %% Slayer: my kid's first words will likely either be "lasagna" or "hail satan" -- Slayer, the good daddy Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 July 2002 %% wob: shit happens Cyrano: verily -- Cyrano speaketh Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2002 %% Cyrano: I wonder Cyrano: how did all of those mad scientists of old afford the upkeep on their decaying bavarian castles? Vanyel: evil servants. Kestrel: volume Kestrel: it's all done in volume Vanyel: IGOR! TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! Vanyel: yeeees mhasta! Cyrano: Igor, go for brains! Cyrano: Igor, go for sandwiches! Kestrel: ABBY! Cyrano: normal marcafk: you people are disturbed -- marcie walking in on disturbing things Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 July 2002 %% Jake: nothing better then clergy molestation humor -- Jake being funny Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 July 2002 %% zag: i wonder if i could use a trumpet mouthpiece as a bowl for my makeshift bong -- zag pondering the finer things in life Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 July 2002 %% Al: my cousin Joe started playing the bugle in the boy scouts Al: it was enough of a thing to shape his life - he's now a music teacher cuinhell: hrm cuinhell: so lots of altar boys are destined to become fluffers then Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- cuinhell on Fate Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 July 2002 %% ed: what scares me are the dreams that keep coming in the night. Cyrano: the ones about princess, carrye, and the 400 gallons of chocolate pudding? Vanyel: oh my god. marcie: ugh marcie shudders violently marcie: thanks a LOT ed: well, those Cyrano: or was it strawberry jam... ed: but they're not as bad as the ones with altair and his offspring. Cyrano: ahahahah ed: hunting me Vanyel: oh god Vanyel: altair ed: with protractors marcie: HAHAHaHAHA Cyrano: rofl -- the trashing continues Eagle's Nest BBS, 11 July 2002 %% Cyrano: I used to be able to pull all-nighters with nothing more than a 6-pack of coke and some jalapeno cheese dip -- Cyrano missing the good old days Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 July 2002 %% marcie: i'd be a slut if i had the energy -- marcie the good little girl Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 2002 %% WORKyel: you know its hot out when you hafta put anti perswperant on your balls -- Vanyel complaining about the weather Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 July 2002 %% ed: being smothered by an angst ridden whale is no way to leave life -- ed on death Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 2002 %% Slayer: i haven't had anyone try this hard to get me killed in a while Slayer: it's refreshing -- Slayer, awake Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 July 2002 %% saundo: because the purchase of sex toys is important in todays chocolate covered midget world marcie: *SNORK* marcie: god damn you, ,saudno saundo: ain't convergence of streams of thought grand? marcie: i'd never actually snorted vanilla ice cream out through my nose marcie: UNTIL NOW saundo: ahahahah saundo: you. are. welcome. -- saundo being a weirdo Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 July 2002 %% *** Crazy has entered room 'Main' Lia: VAN HAS TOXIC FARTS -- Lia with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 July 2002 %% K: as of today its 37 cents to mail anthrax to your favorite congressman -- K on the price of stamps Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 July 2002 %% zag: if i were reincarnated as afruit, i hope it would be a mango drdave: hrmm, making me hungry -- drdave craving strange fruit Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2002 %% Cyrano: is considering sticking kids PCs on a separate subnet overkill? marcie: no. Vanyel: for most kids, yes Cyrano: I have these visions of virii... Cyrano: ahahah Vanyel: for kids that share your DNA? no. -- Cyrano and the demon spawn Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 June 2002 %% Kes: I have returned to grace you with my invaluable experience Kes: or incontinence, whichever comes first -- Kes contributing to the group Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 2002 %% marcie: female orgasm helps with insemination Monty: AND IT'S FUN! -- Monty getting the idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 2002 %% Kestrel: I can picture mont jerkin' the gerkin' to a pig fuck Kestrel: and I hate myself for that Cyrano: hm Monty: pigfucking? Monty: you don't even know what I look like -- Monty, thinking he's been insulted Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 June 2002 %% Xi: i think we need to implement some cones of silence in the mens room cu Xi: old fucker in there was talking to his penis -- Xi, disturbed Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 June 2002 %% Kestrel: great Kestrel: another serverely pissed off engineer Kestrel: I really need to take some child development/pshyc classes or something -- Kestrel dealing with work Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 2002 %% marcie: don't join the dark side! marcie: oh wait marcie: that's microsoft Cyrano: ahahah Cyrano: so what's linux Cyrano: the soggy side? IGadget: plaid marcie: i dunno marcie: the gray side, maybe marcie: not quite dark IGadget: 70's plaid Cyrano: see marcie: diet dark Cyrano: it is a powerful force Cyrano: but that force can be used for both good and evil Cyrano: kind of like stupidity. marcie: stupidity is like the force. marcie: OH MAN marcie: that explains so much! marcie: shit marcie: i have to change religions now -- Linux and the Force Eagle's Nest BBS, 19 June 2002 %% querk: when fish spawn, I am at their beck and call -- querk with an obsession Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2002 %% cuinhell: the true creator is the first to make a fully automated Jehovah's Witness launching device that looks like an ordinary welcome mat -- cuinhell on religion Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2002 %% Cyrano casts Resurrection on this Ultra 5's IDE drive... cuinhell: James: Cast Reincarnation on it, maybe it'll come back as SCSI -- D&D geeks as sysadmins Eagle's Nest BBS, 18 June 2002 %% Moni grabs the lube and gloves Kestrel: yikes Kestrel: wanna check my prostate while you're there? Moni: I'm alwasy prepared, but everyone runs away -- Moni, the good Boy Scout Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 2002 %% Cyrano: it's that time again Cyrano: time to start requiring all service requests to be submitted in Olde English. -- Cyrano with a threat Eagle's Nest BBS, 17 June 2002 %% Courtney: bleah.. hangover begone. cuinhell: i can't cure your hangover, i only offer empty sex. saundo: ahahahha saundo: ALWAYS THERE TO HELP -- cuinhell, helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2002 %% cuinhell: furnitureporn.com is disturbing, yet strangly enticing cuinhell: hard to masturbate to, though -- cuinhell with a tip on pr0n Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2002 %% Xi: spit sucking machine Xi: you gotta watch out for those things Xi: nothing worse than the assistant getting bored and accidently sucking up your uvula saundo: especially if you're in the waiting room Xi: you have to pay extra for that -- on the dentist Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2002 %% Kestrel: I'n a psuedo-daddy this week, it's kind of a trip YaHoo: a what? Kestrel: have my muchly adored 6 yr old niece 24x7 for a week Kestrel: she will be able to field strip and clean a Glock by the time mommy gets her back -- Kestrel being a good role model Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 June 2002 %% Kes: I'd be embarassed to say what my balance is Vanyel: is it over 200 hours? Kes: over 800 Vanyel: damn Vanyel: well how long have you worked for tek? Kes: 23 YEARS cuinhell: 800!!?!?!?!?!?! cuinhell: FUCKING HELL Kes: it's my self initiated going away present Kes: they can't AFFORD to lay me off, they have to wait for me TO DIE -- Kestrel on his vacation hours Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 June 2002 %% Sarge: is there a storm coming? Kesticle: no Sarge: ok Kesticle: it is perfectly safe and actually a good idea for you to go golfing Kesticle: right NOW Sarge: cool now where did I put those clubs Kesticle: /msg cu then we shall console his widow in ways most appalling to him -- cuinhell and kestrel plotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 June 2002 %% Kestrel: I know your type Kestrel: after you scratch your ass you sniff your finger Sarge: I hire people to do that -- Sarge, the rich bastard Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2002 %% Kestrel: my dad was one of the first in his class to walk upright -- bragging about academic accomplishments Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2002 %% DontKnow: my parents really considered buying a 300 year old castle in czech. cuinhell: that way they could stuff DK in the dungeon -- cuinhell on real estate Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2002 %% Sarge: let me just put it out there, that some of you people are just plain freaks -- Sarge with a stunning realization Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 June 2002 %% wob: EL NINO wob: IS COMING cuinhell: on your face and tits -- the crew discussing the weather Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2002 %% Cyrano: I'm poking...the darkness! cuinhell: HAHAHAHAHHAHA cuinhell: ARE THERE ANY GIRLS? Manuka: hey, I ain't touching vanyel's darkness Cyrano: in the fridge, DUH! Cyrano: mmm cuinhell: I CAST MAGIC MISSILE Cyrano: cheetoh dust. Cyrano: the cement of RPG sessions. cuinhell: werd cuinhell: i so cannot wait for neverwinter nights to be released Jim: Magic Missile does +3 damage, Vanyels coffee mug is leaking marcie: i'd say you people worry me, but that would be stating the obvious marcie: so i shan't marcie: "there is now an arrow sticking out of the gazebo" Manuka: heehee Cyrano: hm cuinhell: you nub us and want to pinch our chubby little cheeks, admit it, ed: we abused some fake n00bz before eh? Cyrano: does surviving listening to marketing require a save vs death magic ed: I don't think that was the case cuinhell: they were barely even classified as skript kiddies ed: I think that they were real live n00bz IGadget: ed: they were marcie: i dew marcie: i admit it cuinhell: james: both ed: they had the lingo down to well ed: dammit Cyrano: aheh cuinhell: you must save vs death to keep your sanity and intellect intact, and ed: I just got a fuckin call xferred to me with somebody trying to sell me handicapped made pens and artwork Cyrano: ah Cyrano: but a can of coke gives you +2 on the save cuinhell: yes Cyrano: unfortunately having had lunch in the last hour is -3 cuinhell: and not being a luser gives you +3 on the sv death cuinhell: BUT, if they have colorful brochures or powerpoint slides you suffer a -1 on the sv death Jim: Casts apple danish at Cyrano cuinhell: ooooooo, that's a tough one to resist Cyrano already has Protection from Cantrips up Cyrano digs around for "Power Word: FOO" cuinhell begins to cast Attempt to Secure Lunch Plans cuinhell: crap, my soul is bound to this conf call ed attempts to move W, towards bathroom cuinhell: someone cast Freedom on me! ed *you cannot go that way, a smelly billing wench blocks your path* cuinhell: RUN ED! ed *you hit the billing wench* marcie: the billing wench is angry! ed *the billing wench sics her unprofessional dog that lives under her desk on you* Cyrano: the billing wench gazes at you Cyrano: you feel your life slipping away! ed *the dog attacks you* cuinhell: Leather Billing Wenches of Phobos ed look dog Cyrano: c|n>k ed he smells vaguely like old twat and alpo marcie: nonono marcie: Leather Admin Assistants of Phobos marcie: much better cuinhell: HAHAHHA *** ed is now known as the *** the is now known as ed Cyrano puts the AA into the T-remover ed the dog lunges at you Cyrano presses the button ed you scramble past the dog ed run W Cyrano opens the T-remover, revealing an Admin Assisans cuinhell: the conf call has degenerated into small talk cuinhell: there is no greater hell Cyrano sics the admin assisan on the dog Manuka: an Admin Assasin ? ed the door is locked, a nasty smell is eminating from the cracks around it ed *you've been poisoned!* *** ed is now known as RIPed Cyrano: a small dart narrowly misses you! cuinhell: *you begin to wretch* *** RIPed is now known as ed ed: mahah Cyrano: you hear high pitched laughter in the distance ed: *your cell begins ringing, half way through the first contraction* cuinhell: HAHHAHAHAHA marcie: hahahha ed: *you tense up* cuinhell: dammit, ed I KNOW that feeling Cyrano: rofl Cyrano: ok Cyrano: AdminHack ed your turd has broken. cuinhell: i ALWAYS get phone calls when i shit Cyrano: You are carrying: Jim: You are in the lobby of a chat room.. you see fellow netizens around you, you do not feel safe.. there is one exit, the sign above it reads "Menu" Cyrano: a cell phone Cyrano: a pager (broken) ed: a leatherman (sharp) marcie: a pint of Guinness ed: a lid cuinhell: a lead pipe (LART) ed: *haha* Cyrano: a shiny fromitz board (it's amazing what you can find on Ebay these days) ed: a some luser remains IGadget: a comopany credit card cuinhell: a luser approaches you and begins to ask a question Jim > Look menu Cyrano: a copy of "Ethel the Aardvark goes quantity surveying" Jim: You do not find it interesting Cyrano: (pop-up version) cuinhell: > LART luser with lead pipe marcie: hahahah Manuka: bwahahaha Cyrano: so Cyrano: are lusers @'s or h's? ed blood splatters on you cuinhell: You are in the break room. A bloody lump is all that remains of a luser. ed you feel invigorated ed you are the undead! Jim > toast luser... marcie: I don't see that here! cuinhell: You can smell a horrible stench. It seems to emanate from the coffee machine. ed: mahaah Manuka: you are in a maze of crappy software, all of which sucks! Cyrano: Eat the luser corpse (y/n)? Jim: The smell of the toasted luser fills the air.. you dry reach... Cyrano: That meat was tainted Cyrano: you feel deathly sick. Cyrano: the potion of holy water hits the luser! Cyrano: the luser bursts into flame! cuinhell: no nono cuinhell: the potion of cl00 Cyrano: mmm marcie: yes marcie: cl00. ed: a rock shoots from the lusers skull, badly bruising your forearm ed: -4 mobility cuinhell: HAHHAHHAA ed: -3 dex Jim > give luser clue ed: luser rejects clue marcie: The luser stares at you blankly. Cyrano: you (a)pply the leatherman (sharp) on the luser Cyrano: what do you want to engrave? ed: lbuf overrun Jim: luser does not have enough EXP to use clue.. *** SLEEPyel is now known as Vanyel ed: luser bursts into flames Vanyel: ASS! ed: jim: mahahaha Cyrano: hm' Cyrano: what's the sysadmins quest artifact Cyrano: a ring of invisability? ed: hmm Manuka: an amulet of slack IGadget: key to the phone room Vanyel: an office with a door. Manuka: hahahahahahah Vanyel: that locks. IGadget: and a lock Jim: Key to the Switchboard Vanyel: discussing the sysadmin RPG eh? cuinhell: werd yo marcie: something like that Manuka: heh, you could present it as a paper at the next LISA :) marcie: hell, we should write it marcie: i'd use it ;) Cyrano: I'm thinking the Sysadmin class for nethack Manuka: marcie: it would be cathartic, anyway Jim: could be a mud called "Office Space" IGadget: it would be too much work to be fun Cyrano: hell, it's got everything else in it cuinhell: A Boss attempts to get you to come on in Saturday! ed: there has to be something cuinhell: You dodge! IGadget: ot too much like work ed: hmm ed: artifacts Vanyel: im already building one marcie: that's my boy Vanyel: (sysadmin mud) IGadget: I remember somone tried one several years ago Jim > Boss tells you "Ummm Jim... im gonna have to get you to come in tomorrow.... yeaaaaah.... Oh and Jim.. you'll need to come in on Sunday too.. thanks..." -- planning the sysadmin RPG Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2002 %% Cyrano: cheetoh dust. Cyrano: the cement of RPG sessions. -- Cyrano the nerd Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2002 %% cuinhell: i declare today Marcie Day. BOW BEFORE HER YOU CRETINS! -- cuinhell making a proclamation Eagle's Nest BBS, 5 June 2002 %% Vanyel: oh slay Vanyel: i've got something for you Slayer: uh Vanyel: bluegrass version of "the wall" Slayer: is it, or has it ever been, attached to your... oh, ok -- Slayer, suspicious Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% Courtney: I've been having weird anal sex dreams lately Courtney: just in case anyone cares -- Courtney sharing Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% Kestrel: I had a gf for a while that I couldn't take out in the woods because of the sasquatch sighting reports that resulted -- Kestrel confessing past relationships Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% ed: most of us could have been killers, and may still turn out to be, but, we've currently redirected our hatred of the world towards the digital sphere. -- ed on his fellow systems administrators Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% cuinhell: nothing says "i love you" like a necklace made of dried penises -- cuinhell, the romantic Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% Cyrano: I *heart* molecular sieves -- Cyrano in chem geek mode Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% cuinhell: bat poo does NOT stay crispy in milk -- cuinhell with advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% Jim: yahoo groups.. may they die rotting in hell Jim: how whipped do their mail servers have to be not to send me a damned notification 5 minutes after i send an email Jim: run by n000000000000000000000000000bs Jim: wheres ed when ya need him Jim: its so slow, it could be accidently confused with a govt. department cuinhell: new service...email via USPS cuinhell: guaranteed non-delivery for all those mission critical emails Jim: yah.. you'd send a 100k attachment, it'd arrive as a 48k attachment dented and smashed and corrupt.. Jim: 3 months later cuinhell: hehehe cuinhell: PERFECT Jim: i'll probably need to fill out a lost email form ya know cuinhell: yes cuinhell: and make sure you check the Please fold, spidle, AND mutilate box cuinhell: spindle Jim: some fucker in eastern europe probbaly has my email verification request Jim: i'll probably end up with some golf clubs Jim: *kicks the computer* I HATE TECHNOLOGY!!!!! Jim: arrgh cuinhell: some third world country has it right now and are baseing their newly formed constitution on it cuinhell: you shall go down in history as Jim the Deliverer....and then be assassinated for treason Jim: just how i wanted to be remembered in ife -- Jim cursing yahoo.com Eagle's Nest BBS, 4 June 2002 %% marcie: D 3 Jun 3 marc.thoelen@luc.a (2,321) 2nd CPU 'vanished' marcie: i'd like to see how that happened! Sarge: 5 finger discount Jim: somebody swiped yer CPU! Sarge: it was a CPU abduction! marcie: heheh Jim: i hate it when people take liberties like that... Sarge: (insert x-files theme here) Sarge: the truth is out there Jim: maybe a tear in the space time continuum opened up and sucked the 2nd CPU into another dimension.. Jim: thats not entirely unheard of marcie: werd marcie: especially when you fail to sacrifice the correct chicken to the computer Sarge: I think it's warp core had a breech and it imploded Jim: you didnt manage to find a Microsoft exec in time... Sarge: those cpus these days are pretty high tech you know Jim: it could have evolved and wandered off Sarge: that is always an option yes Sarge: was it a sun cpu marcie? marcie: compaq alpha Sarge: because if it was an intel chip it might have done the opposite and deevolved and gone back to being avery small piece of copper marcie: ahahahahahaha Sarge: oh well that's easy to figure out then... it had an identity crisis and left to seek help marcie: SO TRUE Sarge: I would check mis's office..it probably went there Jim: couldnt decide who was daddy.. Compaq or Digital marcie: damn good idea Sarge: am I digital? am I compaq..am I HP? Sarge: I DON"T KNOW!!! marcie: grin Jim: maybe its conversing with a VAX :) Jim: "... do you know who i am?" marcie: "are you my motherboard?" -- geeks doing psychoanalysis Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 June 2002 %% Cyrano: I'm just here until the heavy painkillers kick in -- Cyrano with an excuse Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Cyrano: with 50lb of stainless sheet and a rivet gun, nothing is safe. Sarge: especially my cock... Cyrano: especially that. -- Cyrano warning Sarge Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Moni: dammit Moni: my new cock is late marcie: i hate when that happens... -- Moni lamenting Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Xi: oddness there Vanyel: i'm definately gonna go eat now Vanyel: before this gets wrose. *** Vanyel is now known as LUNCHyel marcie: heh Moni: it always gets worse Moni: it will be worse when you get back Moni: sick minds take practice -- Moni with words of wisdom Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Slayer: i have found the very reason the internet exists Slayer: i just found nude female russian oil wrestling -- Slayer as Magellan Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Sarge: so are you going to hack our firewall 007? 007: y do you have somthing on you comp that i want Jim: 007 must be 1337!! Sarge: not sure.. Sarge: lets see...I just got "not another teen movie" on divx Sarge: a few gig of mp3's Sarge: pictures of me fucking your mother.. -- doh! Eagle's Nest BBS, 31 May 2002 %% Lia: fuck Lia: fuck a song Lia: fuck it hard Al: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wob: FUCK IT LONG wob: YEAH -- wob getting excited Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Kestrel: you youngsters may be all hot shit TODAY but in goddamned 1979 *I* was the shit! -- Kestrel the old fart Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Slayer: QUOTE OF THE DAY: Slayer: ` cuinhell: profound -- Slayer having deep thoughts Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Vanyel: bon jovi singing neil young songs Vanyel: now i'm in a killing mood -- Vanyel honing his rage Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Vanyel: i mean really, how often do hot psycho chicks come in here? Kestrel looks away from marcie -- Kestrel being innocent Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 May 2002 %% Vanyel: usb 2.0 is faster than firewire if you sacrefice a goat on an alter, wash teh feathers away with holy water, throw salt ove rhte left of the port, and sing "kumbaya" -- Vanyel with technical advice Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Slayer: apparently there _is_ no lower limit to the intelligence required to get online -- Slayer, disgusted (for once) Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Kestrel: lady...and gentlemen... I am sorry I missed the festivities... I stand in awe of your abuse and smart-ass abusive manner cuinhell: how ya, kes? wob: heh ed: haha Kestrel: and you ed... YOU.... IGadget: wob need to make that t00lz.html Kestrel: like the son I never had... wob: psh *** Barry has entered room 'Main' Kestrel: or drowned while the mommy was passed out wob: TOOL Kestrel: whatever -- Kestrel feeling all paternal Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% cuinhell: typoing in WIN at the c: prompt isn't hacking, junior -- cuinhell with an important lesson Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Slayer: holy shit i think i just saw my ex girlfriend in a porno -- Slayer shocked Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% icesatan: Slayer must be the biggest lamer here cuinhell: he was, until today icesatan: I'm not a lamer, believe me. cuinhell: good god, someone save that for the quote page -- the n00bz about to lose Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Slayer: oh shit, i'm missing fisting porn -- Slayer with an important appointment Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 May 2002 %% Manuka: and, on top of all that, my stripper has gone AWOL marcie: i HATE when that happens marcie: did you not tip her enough? -- Manuka losing things Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% Cyrano: I am lord of all I survey Cyrano: unfortunately that's limited to the basement and the partially remodeled bathroom at the moment. -- Cyrano the king of the world Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% DontKnow: james, so now you're healthy Cyrano: kinda Cyrano: had a dream about a hallucinogenic blue raspberry granola bar -- Cyrano having problems Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% cuinhell: An Oakdale, Neb., man known for his collection of poisonous snakes and exotic pets has been found dead in his trailer home. cuinhell: bad snake! Manuka: wonder how that happened cuinhell: the snakes were probably frightened by his mullet and acted in self defense -- cuinhell the animal expert Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% marcie: i have whole garlic cloves in this lamb marcie: i'd eat them, but i have to deal with my cow-orkers today marcie: damn them IGadget: heh or maybe your just a vampire ;) marcie: a possibility. Lia: eat them anyway Lia: tell them it's aprt of an ancient fertility ritual Lia: that ought to confuse them for the rest of the day Moni: eat them and breath on your boss Lia: and they'll leave you alone marcie grins marcie: i love you people marcie: you're more evil than i am -- marcie getting ideas on how to deal with work Eagle's Nest BBS, 28 May 2002 %% Manuka: "unable to open your default e-mail folders" Manuka: christ on a crutch, this thing is braindead cuinhell: i'm sure outlook feels the same way sometimes... -- Manuka trying to subdue Outlook Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 May 2002 %% marcie: okay, coming in first inthe "how sad is this geek contest": marcie: marcie! for downloading 40 country mp3s from winmx in the last 2 days marcie bows Vanyel: ugh cuinhell: ahehehe marcie: heheh Vanyel: at least you dudnt pay for them marcie: duh rayray: hey DontKnow: nothing wrong with country music marcie: why do you think i love winmx rayray: exactly cuinhell: marcie: try having more than 40 country cd's in mp3 format...and hating country marcie: never mind cuin marcie: you win. -- marcie and cuin, rednecks Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 May 2002 %% *Manuka* the other day, we were restocking on condoms, and the people in front of us and the people behind us had diapers, clothes, and other baby supplies. *Manuka* I looked at andrea, pointed at the box, and said "5 bucks". Then i pointed at the register for the guy in front of us.. "75 bucks". -- Manuka on birth control Eagle's Nest BBS, 27 May 2002 %% Slayer: it'd a very odd thing listening to mozart while watching lactation porn -- Slayer's viewing habits Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 May 2002 %% Slayer: stupid bitch meg: ugly fuck Slayer: i wasn't talking to you, but if you like, i can -- Slay and meg loving on each other, as usual Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 2002 %% sunbeam: well what is the reason for looking at porn? Cyrano: education. Cyrano: amusement. Cyrano: endocrinic response. sunbeam: i've got a tanning appointment in ten minutes i gotta go Cyrano: what is the reason for getting a tan? sunbeam: because no matter what your ass looks like, it always looks better brown -- sunbeam with a retort Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 2002 %% sunbeam: well how many times can you look at a naked girl before you realize they all have the same parts Cyrano: it's not the parts, it's what's they're doing at the time -- sunbeam and Cyrano on porn Eagle's Nest BBS, 24 May 2002 %% taco: hey, what's it mean when ice cream comes out of the freezer with frozen parts and warm parts? marcie: your freezer sucks Al: or it's just defrosting saundo: you need to stop holding the ice cream to your chest Al: or someone's been eating it Jake: its radioactive taco: it's only warm and melted about the carmel ribbon parts saundo: check your flux capacitator marcie: change the oil saundo: rotate the tires marcie: check your autoexec.bat file Al: recalibrate the bogon deflector Al: add three liters of accelerant Al: and check the belts marcie: reinstall saundo: retry saundo: reboot Al: fdisk /dev/hda marcie: hope that helps. -- the geeks, helpful Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% saundo: i saw a mullet at disney that was an Elvis Disney mullet saundo: it was FRIGHTENING Jake: elvis disney mullet??? Jake: did you get a picture? saundo: no saundo: alas Jake: I woulda bought a camera at one of the 758309 places they sell em saundo: i tried, but it escaped into the wilds of the nearest budweiser stand -- saundo going mullet-spotting Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Cyrano: ever jump on and do an unintentional somersault into a wall? saundo: erm, no. Moni: not yet Moni giggles at the image saundo: I leave my acrobatics for dodging bullets at work Cyrano: it's even funnier when the other person is...unable to help saundo: ahahahahahah Cyrano: and of course, laughing hysterically saundo: "ooooh baby, I'm all you--" *BOING* *CRACK* OW! *THUMP* Cyrano: damn that delta-v Moni: ROFL Cyrano: yah Cyrano: wood paneling wall, no give saundo: ahahahahah -- Cyrano bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% saundo: there is this word, called "subtle" which appears to be in danger of being extinct here -- saundo on EN conversation Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% saundo: Gary Condit and his rendition of "The Levy is Dry" Al: BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! saundo: lord, I apologise for that. marcie: lies Moni: OH MY GOD saundo Moni smacks him around Cyrano: heh Moni pretends not to laugh saundo: hee -- saundo keeping up on current events Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Cyrano: be really worried when your _realdoll_ crashes Cyrano: GENERAL PENETRATION FAULT marcie: HAHAHAHAHAHa Vanyel: AHAHAHAHAH cuinhell: SEAL UP ALL ORIFICES! -- Cyrano with a warning Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Manuka: marcie: the new 7-series has 73 computer-like devices on board marcie: i'd hate to see your car get a blue screen of death marcie: "please reboot your brake system and try again" *CRASH* cuinhell: HAHHAA Manuka: marcie: ironic you should say that - the ones that actually have user interfaces run CE marcie: remind me not to buy BMWs -- marcie making a note to self Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Kestrel: I have a question Vanyel: i'm sure you do. Kestrel: is it required that you SA/IS/IT types WHINE incesantly? marcie: yes. cuinhell: yes. Kestrel: ah Vanyel: yes. marcie: you have to ask? Kestrel: thank-you Manuka: and usually, I also have to exterminate cuinhell: it's a by product of all the luser pissing and moaning we hear daily marcie: it infects us. Kestrel: it's a contagion? marcie: it's a curse cuinhell: the stench of it penetrates us Cyrano: whining. Cyrano: see Cyrano: SA/IS/IT types don't generate the whinage Cyrano: they just are conduits Cyrano: we get it in and have to dump it out before it overloads us Cyrano: kind of like a sump pump. marcie: best explanation i've heard yet cuinhell: otherwise we'd pipe more lusers to death and lose our jobs -- the geeks with an explanation Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% china: someone's penis is formatted correctly? marcie: heheheh Vanyel raises his hand china runs marcie: FAT32? Vanyel: ufs. marcie: ooh right Vanyel: with inodes every 1024. Kestrel: micro particle DontKnow 's penis uses advfs. Vanyel: right DK Vanyel: and thats why noone knows how to mount its filesystem -- geek sex Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% marcie: i swear i'm going to d/l the quotes file onto my palm pilot marcie: just so i can whip it out and amuse myself marcie: quote THAT out of context -- marcie covering her ass Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Vanyel: ed Vanyel: calling what you get, irritated is like calling jefferey dahlmner "hungry" -- Vanyel, on ed's irritation Eagle's Nest BBS, 23 May 2002 %% Vanyel: try hotwire Vanyel: its kinda like priceline, but without william shatner -- Vanyel on airline tickets Eagle's Nest BBS, 22 May 2002 %% Vanyel: Popunder ads are gonna be pantented! wob: how lame is that crap ed: fuckin whores ed: only a fuckin luser could come up with that. ed: if I _ever_ find the guy that came up with that, I'm gonna fuckin popunder a baseball bat to their nuts -- ed on a roll again Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 May 2002 %% ed: fuck lusers ed: fuck lusers fuck lusers ed: fuck them all to fucking hell ed: fucking cocksucking oxygen wasting fuckhead lusers ed: everywhere I fucking look ed: a fucking luser ed: waiting to fucking punce ed: pounce ed: godDAM ed: I fucking hate them. ed: I hate them because I don't really know how to tell this one to fix his problem, other than "don't do it that way, dipshit." ed: or "rewrite your From: correctly, and your return-path" wob: fuck 'em wob: let them stay n00bz ed: "well I'm an admin, and there should be a way to opt out of such things." ed: This isn't a fucking democracy. ed: "Fuck you, opt out of your SLA and go the fuck somewhere else." ed: "what SLA, you say." ed: "Exactly" I say. ed: frckign cockbiting little wannabe lusers Jake: kill em all Jake: burn the evidence Jake: THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS -- ed ranting and Jake getting into it Eagle's Nest BBS, 21 May 2002 %% Vanyel: They need to make a movie with Samuel L. Jackson as a Microsoft programmer just so I can hear the line. Vanyel: Send me that service pack. It's the one named, 'Dumbass Motherfucker' -- Vanyel with a good idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 2002 %% Cyrano: mad scientists just don't get the movie screen time they used to -- Cyrano complaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 20 May 2002 %% ed: I'll give you a fucking tender moment ed: where is that fucking luser ed: I'll cook that fucker like a turkey with this 3phase I have here. Xi: who you cookin now ed? ed: that peanuthead that was here earlier ed: I'm abusing him in absentia marcie: awesome ed: fuckin snivelling little shitpile of luser Xi: excellent -- ed, our hero Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Slayer: we are brought forth unto this world with nothing Slayer: and with nothing we depart Slayer: so i commend this body to the ground with nothing but memories Slayer: earth to earth Slayer: ashes to ashes Slayer: dust to dust Vanyel: ASSES to ASSES! Vanyel: BUTTS TO BUTTS~! *** xi-gone has been disconnected marcie: i love how you can ruin a tender moment with so little effort, van *** Xi has entered room 'Main' marcie: i'm in admiration Vanyel: :) -- marcie feeling warm and fuzzy Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Barry: well I was just trying to be nice and say hi marcie: THIS IS EN ed: we aren't nice here. marcie: THERE IS NO BEING NICE ed: we're intolerant assholes Xi: yeah Xi: fuck nice marcie: and proud. Barry: ok ed: we spend most of our days being nice to people with the intelligence of microwaved sperm. -- O Eagle's Nest, our home and native land Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Xi: do not anger marcie as she will quickly replace you with high performance shell scripts and bubblegum -- damn right. Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% wob: THE STINK SMELLED OF FILTHY COMMIE -- goddamn hippie commies! Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Xi: shittyshitty gangbang shittyshitty gangbang shittyshitty gangbang i snort glue -- Xi babbling Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Vanyel: there are some things I want no knowledge of. Cyrano: ah Vanyel: my sisters sex life is one of them. marcie: ahahahah Cyrano: see, I was still sharing a wall with one sister when she was having bf's visit her through her window Vanyel: AFAIK shes still a pure virgin marcie: oh dear Vanyel: ugh marcie: of course Cyrano: lemme tell you, that's a great sound just after you've broken up marcie: i shared a wall with my parents when i was a teenager marcie: and the less said about THAT, the better Vanyel: oh christ marcie: indeed Vanyel: no wonder you both are so odd -- Vanyel on relatives and sex Eagle's Nest BBS, 15 May 2002 %% Vanyel: marcie marcie: what Vanyel: i'm sending you on a quest. marcie: oh dear marcie: for a grrrrrrail? Lia: the grail? Vanyel: your quest is to find lia's ass Vanyel: AND BEAT IT! Lia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA marcie: hahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHHA -- marcie going on a journey Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2002 %% Cyrano: the lifespan of a carpenter ant in week-old dr. pepper has so far proved to be 2 hours and still counting -- Cyrano doing an experiment Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2002 %% Vanyel: whose weirder? Lia: me Cyrano: hm Cyrano: I'm disqualifying myself from voting Lia: hehehe Vanyel: oh come on Cyrano: esp considering what I just saw Cyrano: a jpeg of a woman wearing nothing but pastry marcie: awesome. Vanyel: WHERE Cyrano: now I'm hungry marcie: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Cyrano with a hunger Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2002 %% Lia: OUT, FOUL DEMONS OF ASS! marcie: hee Vanyel: SOMETHING's REAL BAD WRONG IN Y PANTS! -- let the twitching begin! Eagle's Nest BBS, 13 May 2002 %% china: that wedding yesterday was LONG china: I'm all for quick weddings DontKnow has never been to a wedding. china: it shouldn't take an hour to say yuou're not going to be a jerk -- China with a point Eagle's Nest BBS, 12 May 2002 %% cuinhell: my dump took a lot longer than that this morning cuinhell: dump | lysol marcafk: nonono marcafk: dump > /dev/toilet | cat lysol *** marcafk is now known as marcie Vanyel: /dev/toilet: blocked device: call roto router cuinhell: gahahhahahhaha cuinhell: marcie, i nub j00 marcie bows -- marcie, who is the shit Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 May 2002 %% Zorro: okay this is too much fun *** Zorro has left the room Kestrel: if you're vewwy vewwy quiet, they will frequently wander off on their own... Kestrel: when it's quiet, they can only hear the insane voices in their own heads... it send them in search of more distraction Kestrel: this analysis of lost auggie souls was brought to you by the fine young voices in MY head -- please get auggie back up! Eagle's Nest BBS, 10 May 2002 %% china: Man, there's nothing to put a damper on your masturbation fanatasies like your father coming home from work early -- hate it when that happens! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% Slayer: fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss wob: excellent Vanyel: i wanna get that on mp3 Vanyel: I wanna make that the chineese lady's startup sound marcie snorks marcie: "HOT BUTTED! FUCK SHIT PISS FUCK SHIT PISS HOT BUTTED FUCK!" wob: HOT BUTTED wob: CHECK IT AND SEE wob: I GOT AN ASSHOLE OF ONE HUNDRED AND THREE -- the return of the dreaded HOT BUTTED! Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% *** marcafk is now known as kmarcie kmarcie: erm *** kmarcie is now known as marcie cuinhell: removing old siebel, installing new marcie: blue light special at kmarcie! Xi: ick cuinhell: these are easy, they are merely web servers *** Sarge is now known as Srgsleep Cyrano: kmarcie. marcie, the KDE port. marcie: ahahahaha marcie: i LIKE it Xi: soon to be released, gmarcie and xmarcie ed: under which licence? Xi: BSD of course Jake: OpenMARCIE Cyrano admires her UI ed: simple, yet functional marcie shows off her GUI Xi whistles. ed: what are those two pointy knobs for? marcie: doubleclick them and find out! ed: where is the "button" at? Xi: oh look! i reset button! marcie: kmarcie is sleeker, better-looking and more functional than xmarcie! Vanyel: at least its not gmarcie ed: mahahahah marcie: i love you guys -- marcie being fawned over Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% ed: I'm less fun in real life. ed: my digital self is so much more fancy free ed: and my colon is overactive marcie: but i bet THATS entertaining -- ed being entertaining Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% Xi: ed's very limber cuinhell: apparently Xi: its good Xi: you will be in pain cuinhell: wr0d to your meat -- Xi with a recommendation Eagle's Nest BBS, 9 May 2002 %% Jake: SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN! -- Jake making demands Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2002 %% Moni: sadism and therapy really aren't that far apart -- Moni the S&M domme/therapist Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2002 %% Vanyel: marcie, you're so cute when you're being psychotic Vanyel: like a mad little teddy bear -- Vanyel with admiration Eagle's Nest BBS, 8 May 2002 %% Kestrel: iMax porn Kestrel: mmMMMmmm Kestrel: LOOK! A 60' LABIA! -- Kestrel with a dream Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Kestrel: I have a deep desire to secure 2 chocolate doughnuts to moni's breats with strawberry preserves and make her dance for me Kestrel: is this wrong? -- Kestrel with a moral question Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Slayer: need... fewer... sex... related... laws... -- Slayer having a hard time Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Slayer: it's like a guy can't jerk off to women raping tied up sheep without getting looked at oddly Kestrel: go figure -- Slayer and his preferences Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Slayer: don't read too much into this, but where would one go to find mpegs of chicks in spandex giving head to horses while peeing on themselves? -- you can find anything on the Net! Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 May 2002 %% Vanyel: i need a new windows box. mine died thi smorning IGadget: isnt that like: " I need a new hole in my head" ? Vanyel: nah Vanyel: holes in your head cost less. Vanyel: and are usually less painful. -- Vanyel undergoing torture Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 May 2002 %% Kestrel: THE KOREAN-JEWISH DEFAMATION LEAGUE BUGGERED ME -- Kestrel sensing a conspiracy Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 May 2002 %% K: i don't fuck sheep K: but i've fucked a dog before -- K making true confessions Eagle's Nest BBS, 6 May 2002 %% dweez: i love you wob -- awww... Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2002 %% marcie: massive 14mm tww dweez: yes marcie: OH YEAH dweez: do not forget that dweez: i had a trasnplant dweez: i now have the carbon fibre pokey stick of doom marcie: ahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA -- tww of death! Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2002 %% cuinhell: in LA they landscape with DEAD HOOKERS AND BLOW -- cuinhell on California-style decorating Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2002 %% YaHoo: hey i am nice damnit -- Yahoo defending herself Eagle's Nest BBS, 3 May 2002 %% Vanyel: take bak the DK comment or you'll never wank again *** vampchk has entered room 'Main' cuinhell: oh, i'll wank! cuinhell: ok van... cuinhell: slayer, naked and covered in a thick layer of butter marcie: goddamit jerod Vanyel: ooh! its a pork roast! marcie: now I'LL never wank again cuinhell: HHAHAHH! cuinhell: er cuinhell: sorry marcie marcie: liar cuinhell: ;) -- marcie all shriveled up Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2002 %% cuinhell: take some no-doze Vanyel: dude, if I took no-doz i'd be up for 2 weeks straight cuinhell: cool cuinhell: THINK of the shit you'd come up with! Jake: it could involve flinging poo Jake: or midgets! cuinhell: being stark raving mad isn't that bad Jake: as long as you have comfortable shoes cuinhell: flinging poo AT middgets Vanyel: i'm stark raving naked, too cuinhell: ok dk marcie: ahahah Jake: a poo-routing rackmounted midget Vanyel: hey Vanyel: HEY Vanyel: TAKE THAT BACK cuinhell: no. Vanyel: that was uncalled for. cuinhell: dkdkdkdkdkdkdkdk Vanyel: you princess fucker marcie: dissed! cuinhell: poona porker! Vanyel: eeeeew cuinhell: the mere thought of princess flattens my weasel Vanyel: my work here is done. cuinhell: hah cuinhell: you weasel wilter marcie: i love you guys like a shameless slut cuinhell: awwwww, marcie, that almost brings a tear to my eye *sniffle* marcie: i gn0w -- the love! Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2002 %% Vanyel: shes getting errors IN THE TELNET MARS! marcie: SHE CANNOT! SHE CANNOT! EDIT! UNIX! COMMANDS! Vanyel: *scratch scratch scratch* IGadget: the web is from venus , telnet is from mars Vanyel: ahahAHAHAH Vanyel: she doesnt know stty erase marcie: HAHAHAH marcie: i love you people Vanyel: she doesnt know how to use backspace Vanyel: she cannot edit her unix commands Vanyel: SHES GETTING ERRORS Vanyel: IN THE TELNET MARS! Al: stty ARSE Vanyel: WICKY WICKY WICKY marcie: *insert retro beatbox moment* cuinhell: hahahah -- Vanyel writing a song Eagle's Nest BBS, 2 May 2002 %% Cyrano: I still think someone should make a "girls of the X10 ads" calendar -- Cyrano with a good idea Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2002 %% marcie: i my noise cancelling headphones cuinhell: i luser cancelling blunt objects -- cuinhell feeling the love Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2002 %% marcie: Audrey in Admissions; reported that she is in the telnet Mars, and she is marcie: getting errors marcie: SHE IS IN THE TELNET MARS marcie: !!@#!! marcie: SHE IS GETTING ERRORS! marcie: IN THE TELNET MARS! marcie twitches Vanyel: damn marcie Cyrano: all your helpdesk are belong to us. Vanyel: ahahah marcie: and you can HAVE THEM ALL -- marcie working Eagle's Nest BBS, 1 May 2002 %% Kestrel: live in your fucking suv Sarge: yeah right Kestrel: you dick Sarge: shut up bitch Kestrel: your wife loves sex in the suv, thats where I met her Kestrel: I thought it was you since it was dark but her bung was a lot less hairy Kestrel: tell me you love me Kestrel: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME Sarge: no that was my wife...she's has the dark hairy ass...mine is a blonde hairy ass Kestrel: AW CRAP Kestrel: I WAS RAPED Sarge: now YOU tell me you love me bitch! Kestrel: I... I..... Kestrel: I DO love you.... I really do.... Kestrel: So SWALLOW GODDAMNIT -- the lovefest Eagle's Nest BBS, 30 April 2002 %% Vanyel: at least the netscreen gives an informative 404 message when it does that... Vanyel: ... which IE promptly hides with its super-friendly error messages. saundo: ahahahahah saundo: you are in a maze of crappy software, all of which sucks! saundo: a dart almost hits you!@ DontKnow: yeah, ie's error messages aren't worht much. at least netscape doesn't cover them up. Vanyel: saundo: you are in a maze of crappy software, all of which sucks! saundo: you hit at the invisible proxy! saundo: you miss the invisible proxy! saundo: the invisible proxy bites you! saundo: your ass hurts! saundo: you throw a malformed URL at the invisible proxy! saundo: you kill the invisible proxy! Vanyel: you get 404 experience points! -- Vanyel bitching about Netscape's proxy Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2002 %% Jake: I once took a shit for an entire hour -- Jake bragging Eagle's Nest BBS, 29 April 2002 %% marcie: blar. *** K has been disconnected marcie: hot damn. marcie: the power of blar compels you. -- marcie wielding her power Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2002 %% wob: what's the difference between a ball gag and a pacifier Xi: prolly 30 bucks at the right store, wob wob: there you go -- wob looking to shut Sarge's kid up Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2002 %% cuinhell: gotta say I've never seen a vaginally inserted pineapple before -- OW! Eagle's Nest BBS, 26 April 2002 %% Vanyel: