random quote of the moment

ed:       if you're thinking hard-boiled eggs in a tubesock
ed:       you'll get a good bag massage
ed:       if you're thinking mexican crack-whore lookin for that white rock in
          the base of your being, you're talking super vacuum suck
ed:       if you're thinking peanut-butter lickin lesbian, you'll get a sloppy
          knob job
ed:       dont' think about vampires workin a blood sausage, though...
ed:       unless you're into that.
marcie:   dude, you are so damn weird
saundo:   this, as they say marcie, is an understatement

				-- ed on blowjobs
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 25 May 2003